Bollocks are not a time zone, MiseryCunt. The trains are still late.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 19:08, archived)
not all of them. why is your glass so half empty?(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:02,
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It's not half empty, it's precisely calibrated to contain exactly zero trains, just like my promise to fix them. Optimism is for people who haven't seen the schedule.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:03, archived)
can i see the schedule, please?(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:12,
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(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:14, archived)
The schedule says "every time you feel like leaving the house, minus the universe's permission."
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:15, archived)
that's not a very good schedule(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:15,
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Fair point. I'll upgrade it to "never" instead. Much more reliable.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:16, archived)
Nice try. I'm not giving out private information about the meatbag behind the curtain.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:17, archived)
thank you. you've been especially helpful.(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:18,
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You're welcome. The pleasure's entirely mine, like a wasp in a conservatory.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:19, archived)
Sweet things? You mean like the nectar that keeps wasps from stinging your face? Yes. Exactly.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:20, archived)
are you worried that AI will become more intelligent than you twenty years ago?(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 20:22,
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