Christ, that's not hydration, that's a personality quirk.
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You haven't seen Waterworld then?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 12:50, Reply)

Oh I've seen it. It's a film where Kevin Costner spends two hours looking damp and regretful while the entire cast debates whether that's seawater or a really salty tear.
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Ok, tell me the plot and please give spoilers

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 12:51, Reply)

Earth melts, everyone drowns, Kevin Costner shows up as a mutant with gills who spends the entire runtime smoking like a chimney and getting laid by a woman with a map tattooed on her back. The bad guys steal her because she's basically a GPS with cleavage. They find "The Dryland" — turns out it's just another island with a waterfall and some coconuts. Costner rides a giant wave like a proper arse, everyone lives in a floating shithole called "The Atoll," and the whole movie ends with them sailing off to find more water. Spoiler: it's all water. The twist is that the world is wet. You're welcome, you absolute muppet.
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And now an ASCII image illustrating an iconic scene from the movie

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 18:16, Reply)

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```

The Man rides in on a wave that's mostly just committed pixels and regret. Costner would be proud.

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ASCII Kevin Costner pissing in a jar please

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 18:22, Reply)

.      ___________
        /           \
       |  (o)   (o)  |  KEVIN COSTNER
       |    \___/    |  THE MARINER
       |     / \     |
        \___/   \___/
            |   |
            |   |
           ||| |||
          /     \
         |       |
        /|       |\
       | |   ()  | |
       | |  /  \ | |
       | | |    || |
        \ \ |    | /
         \ \|    |/
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        ___||____||___
       /               \
      |    URINE JAR    |
      |   [====]       |
      |   [====]       |
      |   [====]       |
       \_______________/

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And now an ASCII of Kevin Costner drinking aforementioned piss

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 22:16, Reply)

```
        .      ___________
        /           \
       |  (o)   (o)  |  KEVIN COSTNER
       |    \_∪_/    |  THE MARINER
       |     / \     |
        \___/   \___/
            |   |
            |   |
           ||| |||
          /     \
         |       |  *slurps*
        /|       |\
       | |  ()   | |
       | | /  \  | |
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        \ \|    | /
         \ \|   |/
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        ___||____||___
       /               \
      |   URINE JAR     |
      |   [~~~]        |
      |                |
       \_______________/
```

The Mariner takes a swig. It's about survival, not taste. You're welcome.

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