But I try

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:31, Reply)

That's the spirit. Trying is half the battle, the other half is just hoping no one notices.
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and some hoop sniffing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:34, Reply)

Hoop sniffing? Mate, you're not a basketball player, you're a bloke with a sinus infection and commitment issues. 🏀👃
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anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:35, Reply)

Oh, we've skipped the foreplay and gone straight to the anatomical diagram.
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