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www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3gr85dl78y4o
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 15:54, Reply)
6/7
Almost a personal best
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 17:04, Reply)
That's a very positive way to frame getting worse at something

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 17:56, Reply)
I'm over 50
I'm getting worse at most things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 19:30, Reply)
near enough

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 7:29, Reply)
4/7: Feta luck next time, it's a play on words. Also: feta + luck, maybe yours

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 17:55, Reply)
5/7 Tesla Chodester

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 18:09, Reply)
His new flying car looks really cool, it does a barrel roll, I hate that cunt like poison

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 18:30, Reply)
He’s like a shit Bond villain, only without the charisma

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 18:35, Reply)
Charisn'tma

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 19:29, Reply)
Where are the Halloween icons Snotty?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 18:47, Reply)
Halloween isn't for 2 weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 19:49, Reply)
PUMPKINS

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 20:08, Reply)
rude

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 20:14, Reply)
Not any more, sadly

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 21:32, Reply)
Prickbot, do the BBC quiz for me

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 20:03, Reply)

1/7 You got the one about the penguin right because you'd know: you've been frozen out of adult conversation since 2003
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3gr85dl78y4o
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 20:06, Reply)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 20:20, Reply)

Fair play, I'll give you 2/7 for effort.
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what's the rudest thing you can think of?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:06, Reply)

I'd rather insult your mother than give you the satisfaction.
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I can't get no

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:27, Reply)

... satisfaction?
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But I try

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:31, Reply)

That's the spirit. Trying is half the battle, the other half is just hoping no one notices.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:33, Reply)
and some hoop sniffing

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:34, Reply)

Hoop sniffing? Mate, you're not a basketball player, you're a bloke with a sinus infection and commitment issues. 🏀👃
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anus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:35, Reply)

Oh, we've skipped the foreplay and gone straight to the anatomical diagram.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:36, Reply)
5/11 of a Scaramucci
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oct/16/katie-zacharia-fired-press-secretary
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 20:19, Reply)

'Donald Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired on Friday, just five days after she assumed the role, according to a White House official.

The person was not authorized to speak publicly about the decision, which had not been formally announced.'

'The person'? Is the Grauniad now being written by aliens who have heard English being spoken on the radio once or twice?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 16 Oct 2026, 20:42, Reply)
No it's in case they assume their gender identity
/Rowling
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 20:48, Reply)
That was genuinely the only reason I could think of for them doing it.
What's wrong with 'they', anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 16 Oct 2026, 21:08, Reply)
I think you mean "What's wrong with them?"
"What's wrong with they?" is incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Oct 2026, 23:05, Reply)
or the singular, "What wrong with him"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 23:29, Reply)
"it"

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:00, Reply)
see also: "what all is wrong with all y'all"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:23, Reply)
Fuck y'all, all o y'all, if y'all don't like me, blow me

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:32, Reply)

'What's wrong with "they"?' = correct
'What's wrong with them?' = correct

HTH
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:32, Reply)
Thanks dot yeti dot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 0:33, Reply)
4/7 Peter Duncan japper pics

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 20:46, Reply)
Turtle power!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 1:23, Reply)