Ah.
As Meat Loaf didn't sing, 0 out of 2 ain't bad
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 19:01,
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My ex just called
He wants to take me for lunch on my birthday next week. That's more than he ever did for me in 12 years together.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 20:37,
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He probably wants to borrow something.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 17 Oct 2026, 22:57,
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