The cat came into the room just to do a fart
shuddering crapflannel it honks.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 18:23, Reply)

-cat +goose

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 18:32, Reply)

Cat farts are absolutely toxic
Mine tend to go outside to vent their arse gas
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 18:43, Reply)

Mine used to do killer ones when they were kittens.
Thankfully they soon grew out of it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Oct 2026, 19:44, Reply)

It depends on what you feed them
I find that felix is very gas friendly
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 20:28, Reply)

Yeah I put them in Felix
For a few days. Regretting it now. Back to Sheeba soon
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 21:52, Reply)

evening

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 21:20, Reply)