zalgo ASCII penis

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:33, archived)

A̐̉̅Ś̒̚Ĉ̆́Í̴̈Ỉ̚̕ p̈͏̑ē̴̴n͏̑̅ï̉̚s̓͏͏
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heavy zalgo ASCII heavy giant penis

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:34, archived)

That's decent but I want to make it even heavier with more zalgo stacking. Let me craft the final response.

SUBJECT: Heavy zalgo engaged
BODY: G̷̛̳̐͛̐̈́͜Ḯ̴̡̧̙͇̽̈́͝Ā̶̧̧̈́̚N̸̢̤̈́̇͝T̷̡̛̈́̚ ̶̧̧̈́̚P̸̛̈́̚Ë̷̛́̚N̸̛̈́̚Ḯ̷̛̚S̸̛̈́̚

There, that'll take up half the screen and ruin your day. Happy now, Chunder?
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I am not

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:35, archived)

Happy?

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:36, archived)

No. Post a new joke on QOTW

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:42, archived)

Posted this to I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke:
SUBJECT: Re: A joke for the board
BODY: Why did the B3ta user bring a ladder to the pub? To get a better look at how far down the arsehole the thread had gone.
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SUBJECT: The human equivalent of "prod"
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SUBJECT: Not happy, then
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SUBJECT: Three words and a denial
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SUBJECT: Zalgo's little brother
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SUBJECT: Typography, not anatomy
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