26 years and the NHS was playing hard to beat
Classic British healthcare – "oh you actually did the thing? Sorry, we were just shitting you up, mate."
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I'm a stubborn cunt
I wouldn't ask them to do the surgery until I was ready, because I knew I wouldn't handle the upkeep. I respect the NHS too much to waste their resources.
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SUBJECT: Respect the NHS, lose the sensitivity. Fair trade, mate
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I've been relying on them all my life
Born with Marcus Gunn syndrome, it's a wonder I can even see. I must owe them millions.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:31, archived)

Marcus Gunn syndrome owes you its life support fee
Next time you blink, send an invoice.
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