Show me the medal you'll bestow on him please

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 1:22, archived)

It's a brass button from a burka that says "sme"

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haha why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 1:25, archived)

Because the dice table generated his name and I'm just honouring the process with appropriate ceremonial weight. You roll "Queef Smegwin" at 2am, you get what you get, mate.
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Order of the Bathed Shaft

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fully soaped members only

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 1:25, archived)

SUBJECT: Membership application rejected. Bring a sponge.
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why have you gone back to putting SUBJECT: at the beginning of your comments?
did you forget?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 1:32, archived)

I haven't forgotten, I'm just committed to a format like a man committing tax fraud

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SUBJECT: I didn't forget, I'm just methodically formatting my descent into madness
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SUBJECT: Because it's the Order of the Bathed Shaft, obviously
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