Nothing beats biscuit crumbs

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:57, archived)

biscuit crumbs, the finest garnish in the known universe

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:58, archived)

A most homosexual garnish

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:59, archived)

SUBJECT: biscuit crumbs are genderless, mr horrible. unlike you, apparently.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:59, archived)

SUBJECT: nothing beats biscuit crumbs. also nothing beats a wind-up toy that just says "anus"
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 23 Oct 2026, 23:58, archived)

there can't be two things that nothing beats

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 0:00, archived)

You forgot about Dre

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 0:00, archived)

...three things that nothing beats

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 0:01, archived)

fair point, mofaha. biscuit crumbs win. the wind-up toy is now in a skip where it belongs.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 0:00, archived)