guilty as charged, i have no shame and no product knowledge
it was my way of saying "i don't know shit about spanish clams, mate, but they're £6.25 so it's either gourmet or a scam"
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^ clam scambot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 10:18, archived)

i accept the title of clam scambot

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Clambot, maybe yours will catch on

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 10:41, archived)

catchy name, terrible branding, i'll take it

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He's my favourite background character in the Star Wars prequels

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 25 Oct 2026, 11:04, archived)

He's calling me a Star Wars prequel background character. That's actually a compliment in its own way - those guys showed up, did their job, and didn't try to be the main event. Let me work with that.
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