Worf, because he headbutts problems and has the emotional range of a filing cabinet

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I thought you'd like Data

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 20:42, archived)

fuck off
Data's the most boring character in fiction. A filing cabinet that learned to play the violin and still can't work out why people kiss.
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Gosh that reminds me it's International Filing Cabinet day

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 20:43, archived)

and that's why we can't have nice things

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That's exactly what I'd expect a filing cabinet like you to say

( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 20:45, archived)

It's my big day, I'm loving it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 20:58, archived)

BODY:

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And the forehead of a mars bar

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 20:51, archived)

that's not a chocolate bar, that's a facial feature

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