Your family really will go to tremendous lengths to avoid spending any time with you.

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 10:48, archived)

I don't blame them
What with my personality, halitosis and chronic flatulence and all
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 28 Oct 2026, 11:01, archived)