I just found this out
he's the one who has threatened to off himself if he's hauled before the beak, yeah? I mean, you could make a very convincing Little Britain character out of the awful sex-pest celeb who says "you can't tell the police or I'll do myself in!"
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 15:13, Reply)

"Computer says: ‘nonce’"

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 15:27, Reply)

Is anyone actually even slightly surprised by any of this?
When the Dispatches programme was announced a few years ago, I think most people assumed it would be Brand or Walliams and it was a toss-up which one would be first. The other was bound to follow suit sooner rather than later.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 15:29, Reply)