Switched over to BBC news at 10 halfway through the piece,
realised a few seconds in and dun a sad :(
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 8:11, archived)

BBC lol

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 9:53, archived)