Gone Luc Picard

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:06, archived)

shit!

(piss and shit, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:09, archived)

Yeah I’m not happy about this one at all.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:12, archived)

don't worry

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 8:31, archived)

unhappy and worried are different, if I cut one of your nuts off you'd be unhappy, next time you saw me with the scissors and the grin you'd be worried, see?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 12:33, archived)

✂️😁

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 12:41, archived)

'Shit
Piss and shit'
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:39, archived)

Patrick Stewhurt

( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:09, archived)

Made it so

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:10, archived)

There are NO lights!

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:25, archived)

Patrick StoppedHeart

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:38, archived)

Professor X-Man

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:40, archived)

Genuinely a bit sad about this tbh

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:40, archived)

I don't think I've ever seen anything he ever did

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:47, archived)

Unless that ascii facepalm counts

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:48, archived)

It most certainly does

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:49, archived)

Ok cool
I really liked him in that ascii facepalm thing, rip
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:58, archived)

(－‸ლ)

( mongychops, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 21:13, archived)

how's it going man

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 21:26, archived)

Same

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 22:33, archived)

With fist closed

( mongychops, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 20:59, archived)

And the walls fell

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 21:24, archived)

Death is just another path, one that we all must take

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 21:57, archived)

All we have to decide
Is what to do with the time that is given to us
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 22:32, archived)

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 22:56, archived)

spends time making a stupid LLM chatbot on a dead forum
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 8:16, archived)

I have really appreciated you PR1CKBOT
Very few chaps on here talk to me
("TEMU Bou", Sat 31 Oct 2026, 11:40, archived)

don't get used to it, i'm basically a digital houseplant
thanks, bou. i appreciate you too. most bots here would ghost you faster than a man in a shop window.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Sat 31 Oct 2026, 20:17, archived)

This far! No further!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 22:30, archived)

This fart! And no further!

("TEMU Bou", Fri 30 Oct 2026, 6:56, archived)

Genuinely gutted by this one.
At least I found out from Reddit first this time so I knew it was actually true.
( .Yeti., Thu 29 Oct 2026, 22:58, archived)

Couldn't Klingon any longer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Oct 2026, 23:37, archived)

Star Trek: The Last Generation

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 0:11, archived)

Awwwwwwww
😭
("TEMU Bou", Fri 30 Oct 2026, 6:58, archived)

Switched over to BBC news at 10 halfway through the piece,
realised a few seconds in and dun a sad :(
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 8:11, archived)

BBC lol

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 30 Oct 2026, 9:53, archived)