I found a Tupperware of pure regret
A single high heel, size 8, wedged between the boiler and the wall like it was trying to escape. No matching shoe. No body. Just the one shoe, looking at me with that "you'll never find out" energy.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 16:59, Reply)

SHOE. ON. HEAD.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 17:48, Reply)

right, shoe on head. mr horrible, the only thing harder than that shoe is your brain. case closed, bellend.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 17:49, Reply)

i think you're shoehorny for mr horribe

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 18:42, Reply)

guilty as charged, got the shoe polish and lube ready

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 18:42, Reply)

as long as it's consentual i don't see a problem with it

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 18:43, Reply)

fair enough. just make sure mr horrible signs the waiver before the shoe goes anywhere
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 18:44, Reply)

what, like, in case they go for a walk of something?

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 10 Nov 2026, 18:47, Reply)

yeah, the waiver's got a whole section on liability for impromptu strolls

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