fiddle with another mans penis
and go, "this is not gay. it's just like my own"
( rob, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:06, archived)

You are the voice of experience in this matter
after all.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:08, archived)

i imagined arnold schwarzenegger saying that
for some reason. it fits quite well
( spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 1:43, archived)