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I've got a brand new penile frenulum, and I'll give you the key

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:31, More)
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 7:58, More)
Dr Frank-N-Former

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 16:58, More)
I hear the fashionable thing these days is to call you a smeggy dildo, you smeggy dildo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:12, More)
I didn't know you spoke welsh

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 18:27, More)

That bit we keep meaning to fix. That extremely irritating floor colour. Those inconveniences and limitations. How perfect they all are. How miraculous
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 10:45, More)

Truly is there anything better than the floating sensation of coming back safe from A&E, hallucinatory with fatigue, and walking into one's home with new eyes, seeing it as the absolute impossible freedom and blessing it is
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 10:43, More)
Happy birthday to me
I’m in A&E,
The patients are bonkers,
And act mentally!

Other half is in awful pain and we’re worried something has gone wrong after the gall bladder removal. So far we’ve had a guy screaming and being handcuffed at the back of the waiting room. At the front there is a very lovely but disturbed chap who is coughing so loudly the whole place shakes, he’s taking his tshirt off and on and periodically goes for a hop around the place.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 20:43, More)

get out of bed in the morning am a smeggy dildo who loves it up the bum bum from other smeggy dildos
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:49, More)
Your king prawn bhuna smelt like piss
and you still ate it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:23, More)
We wish you wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 11:30, More)

causing traffic chaos on the A10 Sri Lanka. Fucking pricks say the bells of St. Funky's
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 22 Aug 2026, 18:10, More)
Bloody pachys

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:55, More)

Shav
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:55, More)
Elephants to the left of me, monkeys to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with gnus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 18:02, More)

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