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Given her domestic circumstances,
I'd say she's lucky to get away with being merely minted, and not also infused with smoked garlic, chipotle chili flakes, and some obscure, poncy Middle Eastern herb blend none us plebs have even heard of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 May 2026, 19:36, More)
Octo, not you. Nobody complains when you have sex with them. They are already dead

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:36, More)
THIS IS NOT FOR THE INTERNET
HELLO, INTERNET IS A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN SHARE OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS AND CAN HAVE A LAUGH

TELLING US YOU'RE GOING TO PUT YOUR BITS IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND

FUCK OFF.

SIMPLE AS.

NOBODY ON THE INTERNET WANTS TO KNOW, KEEP IT TO THE GAZ BOX, I'VE MET YOU, YOU WERE NICE, AS WAS VODKACOKE, BUT I DON'T NEED THE INS OR THE OUTS OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP, SUPPORT I CAN GIVE IF YOU BECOME UPSET OR ALL HELL BREAK'S LOOSE, I AM A CONSIDERATE CHAP, BUT KEEP YOUR PLAYTIME TO YOURSELF

SURE TELL US YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR LOT, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, GREAT. I'M HAPPY, I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT KNOWING THE LAYERS OF THE OTHER STUFF, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED, YOU'RE LIKE PISTON BUT YOU'VE MADE SEX DULL, AT LEAST WE CAN LAUGH AT PISTON BECAUSE HE'S DULL AND LIES ABOUT HAVING SEX.

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40 archived)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:18, More)
Might turn brown tho. Risky

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 May 2026, 8:54, More)
Were those questions about German domestic policy (1933-45) and the relative proportions of the Caucasoid and Negroid cranium?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 May 2026, 14:09, More)
alright Ian Hislop, tone it down a bit, we want a no. 1 hit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 22 May 2026, 6:19, More)
These days, if your cat done a whoopsy on the carpet
you get arrested and thrown in jail
These days.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 May 2026, 18:03, More)
^ Olivia Nietzsche-John

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 May 2026, 10:19, More) 


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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 20 May 2026, 13:09, More)
We've had some great ones, and it's nice that even tho nobody posts anymore the list gets longer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 16:12, More)
The Teat Owl is native to the UK and very common in urban areas.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:57, More)
Uncle Tom cat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 21:22, More)
Stop the dreamboats!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 May 2026, 19:11, More)
json and the arguments

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2026, 13:26, More)
Can't believe Garold went on a facist march.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2026, 12:34, More)

{
"celebrity": "Jason Donovan",
"areThey": No
}
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 19 May 2026, 11:05, More)
So you went to a Tommy Robinson rally and now you reckon there's a war coming, gotcha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 19 May 2026, 11:49, More)
No-one wants to hear about your fucking stupid fucking top hat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:10, More)
^ ringmaster

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2026, 13:16, More)

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