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[challenge entry] Looks like super fat bastard club didn't work eh rik?

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(Maels, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:25, archived)
# tee hee
bitchy
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:27, archived)
# hee
hee!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:29, archived)
# i have no idea who that man is
but spherical is not good
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:34, archived)
# i had to try and explain him to Peaches
He was on that PopIdol programme last year and got told to sod off because he was too fat by Pete Waterman.
So he got fame from that and released a few singles. (probably onthe same label as the other two who are using the show as a farm/marketing/publicity tool) and getting paid for the privilige by ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:38, archived)
# i am so glad
i never watched that show
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:41, archived)
# me too
Prepare for more crap to avoid as the new series gets closer to the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:44, archived)
# Ditto
.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:44, archived)
# and he is also on
celebrity fat club, or 'fit club' as it is now known. HE WEIGHS 31STONE!!!!!!
Hence the above.
(Maels, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:45, archived)
# and
i didn't know any of the above, yet it still made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:46, archived)
# Would you still had laughed
if it was just the picture without any text?
(Maels, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:50, archived)
# possibly.
other cases in which i may still have laughed include (but are not limited to):
- if it had been text and no image
- if it were empty space
- if i'd discovered i had more beer than the total mass of the universe combined, sitting inside my fridge
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:54, archived)
# mmmm
beer....
(I helped save b3ta! GigerVamp, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:59, archived)
# hehe
These pop idol twats are the reason I got sacked.

I'll leave you to think about that....
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 20:57, archived)
# as I shall
until you elaborate further.

On a completely unrelated topic, this is my 348th post, on my 348th day here.
(Maels, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 21:04, archived)
# well
I'm a pro dj and after a radical change of music policy, I fell out with the management at the place i'd been resident for 4 years,because I wouldnt play that pop idol 'reason british music industry is dying' peddaled wank.

Result = My first friday nite at home for 6 years.

Least I stuck to my guns though.
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 21:19, archived)
# wnak
so now you are the wankah!!
(wnak, Fri 27 Sep 2002, 23:05, archived)