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(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Predictable, saw it coming.
Hahawoo.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# you saw it coming
AS IT WANKED INTO YOUR MOUTH
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# eye?
face, at least
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Almost everywhere in truth.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# for you
anywhere you like
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Oooooooh gawd . . . and here I was jumping to conclusions !
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Godglans!
Also: the others are twunts for not letting him cross on theirs.

Edit: I can see a little stream of piss top right of the last frame. God has a transparent penis (Glasscock?)

Edit 2: Hang on, what the fuck is he complaining about? The others are all off to be crucified and he got off scot-free!
Why doesn't he just fuck off back home and stop being such a drama queen about it.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# bloody christians!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# good point
fucking cunts
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# thanks, fixed
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# yeah
I didn't get this either. Asking the Lord to cut it down and then doing it himself and then being upset he can't be crucified...

I think I generally missed the point entirely.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I didn't get it either
...and as well as not being crucified, he gets to be on the receiving end of God's golden shower. How many people are that lucky?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Hahahaha, what?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Beautiful!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
perfect
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ha! awesome
this is woo!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# aww now he wont be able to cross
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# god dug that trench deliberately
the cunt
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# hang on
we've all got to carry fucking heavy crosses, and if we make them smaller we can't carry on, and we're not allowed to share our crosses with others

what's after the trench?
the valley of the massive swishing knives?
whowever thinks life/afterlife/whatever is like this, and wants us to love the god responsible is fucking INSANE
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# they all burn in hell for not helping him over
selfish fuckers
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# what happens to the people
who cross the finnish line? (not a joke about finland)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# hooray for bell endings
cheese is lovely
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# PRAY FOR PISS, BITCH
PRAY FOR IT
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# That's it! Wood floats!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Hahaha splendid

This is good and I clicked and all that
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Ha!
and Ha!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# thats most fantastic
and well deserves a woo, a yay, and a click
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Well the others weren't very good Christians
They should have let him cross on theirs.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:10, archived)
# that's a beautiful story.
*sobs*
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# *fucking clicks it*
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Thanks peeps!~
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# [True Biblical Moral!!
eleventy one!]
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Christian charity
and the others just walk away and leave him there
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# We have a saying at work:
"Don't piss up my back and tell me it's raining"
Not sure it's relevant though.
Woo the pic.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# That's from "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
As is "Reckon so, granny".
Not sure that's relevant either. Sorry. I'll go now.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha, amazing.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# the pope should really
REALLY consider putting this into the next official bible version
or something
at least it makes sense
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
on fucking fire M .
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha it would appear so, the fires of hell no doubt
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Hahaa
ace
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Valves FTW
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Well... being lazy won't let you go far :)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# yahweh hates whittlers.
huzzah!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Very Christian...
... that none of the other buggers let him cross after them...
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)