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# THE GOVERNMENT ARE ONTO US!! GET YOUR HATS ON!!


AND RUN FOR THE B3TA BUNKER!!

/catnipp

JUDGING IS COMPLETE!!

Thanks to the talented and beautiful Flowerpot for her assistance in tallying the votes.

Drumroll please...

Best Protection from Government Mind Control Waves- Happy Toast
Most Environmentally Unfriendly - Claptonista
Best Jewish entry - Jorvic
Best Camouflage - Jahled
Most Sinister - maximinimus
The special 'Watch With Mother' award - Redsushi
The special 'Shroud of Turin' award - Jeru
Most Traditional - god save the queen
Most Useless (due to lack of tinfoil) - Pedantichrist

edit: wooden spoon - CanonCaliber

Thanks for playing b3tans and have a lovely Sunday evening but watch out for the black helicopters
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# ??????????
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# hahahaha christ!
you could have wrapped a few turkeys in all that

T.J.

JUDGING IS COMPLETE!!

Thanks to the talented and beautiful Flowerpot for her assistance in tallying the votes.

Drumroll please...

Best Protection from Government Mind Control Waves- Happy Toast
Most Environmentally Unfriendly - Claptonista
Best Jewish entry - Jorvic
Best Camouflage - Jahled
Most Sinister - maximinimus
The special "Watch With Mother" award - Redsushi
The special 'Shroud of Turin' award - Jeru
Most Traditional - god save the queen
Most Useless (due to lack of tinfoil) - Pedantichrist

Thanks for playing b3tans and have a lovely Sunday evening but watch out for the black helicopters
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# aye aye
but we need maximum protection these days...me and the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Thank you for judging
and suggesting this m3 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Finally some recognition for my art!
Wish I'd seen it earlier though, I have a fedora which was just begging to make an entire tinfoil Indiana Jones costume whip included.
It's a shame you intentionally started the compo while I was away you Zionist nazi.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# well done you
for organising a lovely spontaneous event. This sort of thing is EXACTLY why I love this place.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# this is no ordinary tin foil hat


(yeah i know, shoddy)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# The top of your head looks like Jessie.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I thought this also :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# my nose goes on for a lot longer though
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# This is not just any tinfoil hat.
This is a Marks and Spencer's Luxurious Xionist ray protection unit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# this^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Dude!
You got purple on yours! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# m&s chocolate teacakes
:\ pretty much the same as any other chocolate teacakes.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Oooooh.
I shoulda used Digestive wrappers or sumfink. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# You got a dumbass under yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# :[[[[[[[[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Truth hurts, dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Why are you so meannnn?
I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I hate you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# booo!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Giggle giggle giggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# shoddy is good, the tinfoil will do its job
well played madam
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# what a lovely design!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I think I'm doing it wrong:
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# THEY'VE ALREADY GOT TO HER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Yep.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# You.
IM?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# ASL?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# 36/m/surrey
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# ...fuck
Wait does mofaha know this?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Haha
WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Yup!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# it looks like a bit of a satellite just crashed on your head
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I was thinking this too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I'm not sure
it'll withstand the blast!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# replyin to the girl, right here
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# replyin to the girl, right here
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Looks like you're trying to save the foil for tomorrow's lunch
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Naah.
I buy lunch every day. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# MONGO LIKE CRAYON
Soz kitti...

PS Watched the Futurama film "Into the wild Green Yonder" yesterday, all the nutters lived in caves wearing foil hats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Apart from the hat
very attractive!
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# "Gentlemen"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahahahaah woo!~
top marks for the gas mask
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# S10 and '95 smock?
Very naughty.

(my helmet hs an earphone and mike bolted to it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# It was hot enough in the smock
I wasn't going to put on the full NBC suit :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# you genuinely scare me
i bet you've got a gun somewhere too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I have guns in the loft.
Generally the people I know who have guns are amongst the most sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# that doesn't surprise me
have you a stockpile of tinned food though, i bet max' has
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I have a lot of tinned food
but with a family the size of mine that is just normal life, not stockpiling.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# you have the mad staring eyes of a lovely chap I went to school with called Leon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# why am i imagining that under that gas mask you have a mouth like predator
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I thought he was doing kissy lips
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# excellent!
ready for anything!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# FUUUUUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# arf, it's Bill and/or Ben
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# and or devo
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# FLOBALOB?
Do I get bonus points for putting up the protective cross?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hmm
I think that deserves a few extra points.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I thought so :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# takes notes
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# You better! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahahahah
^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Your windows are Straight Edge?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# YOUR WINDOWS ARE STRAIGHT EDGE?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# YES!
MY WINDOWS ARE STRAIGHT EDGE!

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# irritating youth movement
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_Edge
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Ah I see!
Thank you miss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# love the blackouts on the windows!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# i thought they would go down well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# You are one ugly cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# You fucking wish
Nick-ol-ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Yours is exceptionaly thick . . . tip top !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# One must be cautious!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# hahahahaah!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahah
Love the caterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# it's a disguise
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# by jove!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha these are all fantastic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# wtf hahhahahaha
wtf hahhahahaha
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# You even look ready for a round of golf !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# You saw mine.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I have no foil
/sadness
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Same here. We'll have to do it later in the week. All the more time to plan, eh, buddy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Genius!
Well done that man!

Waaaaait a minute...... they have control of your mind! CONCSPIRICAAYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Pfffftttt
That's what you say!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# >20:16
NO. WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# it's a conspiracy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# apt repost time
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# foil face....
strangely this is what I already pictured you to look like in my head..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# You star!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ha
Well it explains your pictures :D
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# mysterious!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# now you must fight crime!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Very . . . Walrusy indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hah
i made a whole protective suit :p



=P

*didnt just make a robot costume and want to be part of the shiny action*
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ahahahahah
That's kickass.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# hahahaha now dance!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# that is incredibly awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# that is truly wonderful!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# needs more
dancing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Teh Germs!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahahaha class!~
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Silly Jorvic!
You can't simply have a tinfoil yamaca!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# That affords little protection
BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# bless ya
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# minimalist hat!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
is that a rubber chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# indeed it is sir
he is clearly more worried about what is about to fall on us than I...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# The last bloke to jump into our lion enclosure
did so waving a frozen chicken

/government forces
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Just checked your profile
So see you wern't joking! Thats insane, and also slightly rubbish, unless he meant for the chicken to de-frost so they would have something for supper once they had finished with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# fucking hell
you bear an uncanny resemblance to ME
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Ooh I like the look of yours

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work Miss pot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# ITS ONE OF THEM PRETENDING TO BE ONE OF US!
LOOK AT THE ANTENA!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Ray detectors!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Bug tentacles!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# yay.
how'd the gig go?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Oh it was good
but a howling gale made me pack up early, which was nice for a change :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# good show
got hold of waldeck, 'ballroom stories' today some nice stuff on there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Prod suggested that
and I used it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# it was on his recommendation i borrowed it
and a few other ones too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha!
top effort!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I'm ready!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Arf, nice
I was going to do this with my big Russian hat, but I couldn't find foil in time :(
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I took the lazy way out!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Just looked at your profile, a teacher...
Isn't it a bit of a risk posting that, children these days? :P
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# yeah, probably...
the internet's a minefield full stop. Never had any trouble so far, fingers crossed!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I like the addition of a gully around the bottom of the hat
When the rays melt and dribble down the side, you don't get your jumper all wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# yay!
it's a very practical piece of headwear!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I went for the classic Norman Penis Helmet
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# hahahahahah
cock face :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ah, your hat covers your dickhead, good thinking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I think the look of quiet despair makes this...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Aha
Now the rays won't get up your nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# very medieval!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Well you should be protected from sinister government forces
trying to steal your nose :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Why do you have a toilet flush on teh wall?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Oooooooh yeah . . . bring'em on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# What's going on here? I was just relaxing calmly at home
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# HA this must win!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# You went too far.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# is there such a place?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# :D HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work Lava cock :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA. Holy shit, Chris.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# you're obsessed with my name
is it an attempt to be my friend or are you trying to disarm me like Beetlejuice or something?

What's your name anyway, I shall try saying it 3 times in the mirror to see if I can summon you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# haha
holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha
you loon : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you just can't help showing off can you
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Mrs Toast was playing dress up
I pretty much just sat there :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Rejected Watchmen #27464:
t'is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Good Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahahaha oh man, you are a classy fellow
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Not content to upstage us all with your fab creations
you go and do THIS.
Hahahaha. This has to be the winner because everyone knows a mirrorball deflects all rays known to the human race AND aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahah, glad you spotted it :D
it's omnidirectional protection of the highest order!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahahah
Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha...
lots of bubblewrap to pop while you wait for armageddon!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# does every image of yours have to be FP'ed?
:D

FP THIS NOW!!!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# CLASS...............................*CLICK*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# You silly sheeple
*patronises*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I've just logged on, as I had a sudden and unexplainable urge to look at b3ta
I'm glad I did, the rebounded waves from all your tin foil hats must have made me log on.

Too late for me to get out the bacofoil now, I can't top any of these at such short notice, and it takes a while to fashion a bacofoil deerstalker y'know

excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# :)
Lemony and GMOS would have done it better, but there you go. Good fun!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# It's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Im glad i stopped by the board
I dont like missing these board event things.
Im out of tin foil though or id join in :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# But Lemony and GMOS have deserted us
event-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
This might just be the funniest thread I've ever seen on here! :DDDDD
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# ^this
,in a long time :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I've disguised mine as to not attract attention
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
very clever. *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Hhaha
genuine LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Well this one wins the award for best photography
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA!!
WHAT LENS DID YOU USE JAHLED?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# 5D2 85mm f/1.2
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Get a flashlight, you hippy!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Trust me
that lens is so huge it sucks in light like a black hole
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# mate
that camera's a fake the bloody name is printed back to front.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# But the strap is printed the right way round
How do you explain that?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# don't go there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Arf, I was thinking this^
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Good thinking, Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# you are dr cox from scrubs?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# ^
i almost said the same
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# stealthy
nice
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
specifically designed to be wearable without arousing suspicion from the man on the street - WHO IS A GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE DRONE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# It's the facial expressions that make these so funny
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# crafty bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Thermal cushiony !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# This
is possibly my favourite b3ta moment ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# it requires a button
i have yet to put one on my profile..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# we have two so far to choose from........
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Ha ha, you're all a bunch on me(n)tal bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# GET INVOLVED MAN!
GET INVOLVED!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# could I suggest a 'part 2' to this at some point next week
to give those of us without tin foil time to go get some, and to plan even more elaborate tin foil hats and safety gear?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I'm sure you can.
But I reckon that is because you are one of them and want to ensure we are all at our computers at the same time!

I know! I have seen Die Hard 4.0!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha, I may even wear my masonic gear with a tin foil hat
that'll confuse the conspiracy theorists
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Someone get on to rob, make it a mini compo, like Chairs was ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# yes! great idea
David Icke's Birthday is 29th April, that's plenty of time for a mini-challenge to be organised ;)

maybe a 'tin foil hat' week around 29th April
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# put it on the calender
catnipple can judge the entries and proclaim a winner.

won't someone please tell me he's not serious or is he really david icke.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# he is serious, and he knows Icke,
he even reviews icke's lectures:
www.davidicke.com/content/view/13588/48/


and that's a great idea about the calendar. Given Hedgehog's excellent first take on all of this, he should have first refusal to put this idea on the calendar :)

Of course, Catnipp may not hang around until then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# He had me at 'if you are not familiar with this amazing band, type in Corrs to youtube and be blown away'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# This. With huge great knobs and bells and shit on.
I have no foil and don't feel too well. It must have been the Mercury and MSG pie miniatures I had for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Yes please!
I was busy wasting my tin foil making Sunday dinner when I should have been using it for mercury MSG MMR sheeple anti-mind control purposes
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# you won't be saying that when your get your brains fried
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TINFOIL HAT MAKE YOU
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# As a dedicated PISSHEAD......
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahahaha crikey!
thats great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Are we not men? We are Devo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# holy cow!
full on!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# that is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Well balanced !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I too have been detected !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# hahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Are you unable to make
a still image? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Well . . . you know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha dance bitches dance
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Get it on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Feeling fresh out of the oven !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
way to go!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# This is a wonderful, wonderful thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha

It's too late to go and find some tinfoil for me now, but I will cherish this moment anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Board events are always the best
Thanks for the badge. I shall wear it with pride (and hotlink it so keep it there).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# bah, I was working on this, but Daisy wouldn't sit still for ages :)

This is Daisy everyone, she was thrown out by her old owners she seems quite happy with us now.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# glad to see she is being properly cared for
bless
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# That's a top name for a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# love it!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yay! My first badge involvey thing!
Can I chuck it in my profile so I'll be seen as the cool cat about town?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Of course
Not for commercial use with express permission. This includes but is not limited to T-shirts, actual physical badges, stylish and somewhat jauntily-tipped hats, novelty USB devices and commemorative plates from Franklin Mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Curses!
My USB plates devices from franklin mint shall have to stay matt and unsilvery/shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# :D
I've always wanted a badge, I'm only sorry I don't have any tinfoil atm
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Late entry from the Cake Summoner and the Tinfoil Tomte!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Yummmmmm nom nom nom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha
oh fuck this thread is immense :D
I have no foil! GAZ ME FOILLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Draw the foilz on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# MY DEFENCES ARE DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# damn, too late


tinfoil LCD glasses so they can't destroy my brain with encrypted laser beams

couldn't find enough tin foil, and laptop webcams are shite
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# At least you can't be seen like that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# best thread ever
except the one with lesbian zombies ice skating in custard
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# kudos M3 kudos
Glad I didn't miss this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# My only FPearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Do I get the wooden spoon for being last?
But I did make an exceedingly good tin foil hat!
PiesPiesPies
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Buahahaha
That is beyond awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Specially designed to reflect rays back to the sender
no matter what direction they come from (including those from the earths core)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaha well played mate!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# HAI B3TA

sorry for being late....
but I was desperate to participate, so here is the
BELATED MUMMY
EDIT: can i haz badge pleeeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Far too well disguised..
I require a better photo to check our dopplegangerness...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Here's one I prepared earlier.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 4:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha what a dandy!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)