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# I bet it was one hell of a show!!

(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Let me see some motherfucking hands!

(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Let me see some mothertheresefucking hands!
er...wot?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)
# the quo?
seamless!

really!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Blimey
I didn't see them at first.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)
# you made me spit out some iced gems
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)
# I always do
If they're coffee flavoured ones....
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)
# they're flavoured?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Salvation Army now...
woo-oo-ooah Salvation Army now... ye-eah!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)
# wasn't that the white stripes?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Fuck the White Stripes with the studded
glove of Lemmy's mother.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)
# well, if you insist
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)
# And tape it.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha

wondeful, I'm inclined to change the title my good sir/madam
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:51, archived)
# Why are people confused about my gender when the word
'his' features in my username? I'm referring to myself in the third person, you know.
Plus there's the picture in my profile...
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)
# maybe it's the picture that confuses them...

/runs
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)
# oi, get off my mind
and stop pissing against the cortex
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Hey...
That's a damn sexy pic hon. have a girlfriend? (or a boyfriend?)
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 0:15, archived)
# the picture is not exactly hard evidence as to your gender


username, now you have me there. My apologies.

/runs
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)
# rock and roooooooolllllll!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)
# that's
fantastic!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Hah hah
Hah

*Snort* - (Not Mr Parfitt style)
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)
# yeeeeee-aaaaaaaaaah!
rock on.

woo!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 1:38, archived)
# Which reminds me...
...of the one about the two Irish fellas, wandering the streets of Calcutta when an old woman walked by.

"Hey, Paddy," one said, "I tink dat's dat Mother Teresa."
"Ye really tink so?"
"Oi'm telling yiz."

So they caught up with the old woman and one asked, "Hey, are you dat Mother Teresa?"

The old lady eyed them scornfully. "Fuck off, you Irish twats," she hissed, striding off.

"Ah bollix," Paddy said, watching her disappear into the crowd, "now we'll never know."
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 18:57, archived)