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# billy's magic banger world tour

Australia
Paris
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# G-day cobber!
Just hope he doesn't get chucked on the barbie!
(Marwood, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# Wooooo
go billy, go
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# Woo
that's about 5 minutes walk from my house:)
Billy can come round for a beer if he wants
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# You lucky
watermelon
(Marwood, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# strewth!!
chuck us a cold 'un
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# Ah
this would be the point you labour under the misaprihension that I'm Australian:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# not really
I don't care :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# That hurt
:(

I'm telling Miss!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# awww
:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# whereas in actual fact
I'm the Aussie on this thread...

although most Americans seem to think I'm British. Go figure.
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# Well there's America
and Abroad:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Except that Americans look at you funny
If you use words like "abroad"...

There's basically the USA and beyond that, most of 'em don't know and don't care.
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# Did you know that...
according to a recent survey of 18-25 yr old Americans; 80 percent could find Iraq on the map, 60 percent couldn’t find GREAT BRITAIN (!!!) and 11 percent (you know what’s coming next don’t you!)…couldn’t. find. Their. Own. Country.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# bear in mind the researchers were all 18-25 too
so their research was probably 80% wrong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# 80 per cent you say?
Surely not. Most of the Americans I met of that age couldn't find their arse with both hands and a flashlight.

(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
# I've seen adverts for videos
of them trying
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:11, archived)
# Aw no...
I just realised how that sounded.

Now I've got bloody goatse stuck in my head again.
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# I know a website about that
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# No
No no no no no no
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# down with this sort of thing

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
# it's
www.hasanyoneseenmyarse.com
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# hahahah
that's almost worth registering
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:21, archived)
# I couldn't help myself
I clicked on that...
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:22, archived)
# didn't go anywhere did it
surely you must have learnt by now
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# I know
it was too good to be true.

You'd think I'd have learnt by now... hmmm, maybe I left a few too many braincells in the USA...
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# well
I'm Scottish and falling asleep :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# at four in the morning
I am hardly surprised.
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# He's
certainly moving very quickly, isn't he?

Is that a supersonic banger, then?

Very woo.
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
# it's a magic banger
:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# That's
what all the boys say... ;)
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Why does he float on a hotdog bun?
oie ovi.
(pailpatch, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# umm
there is no bun!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# No spoon
either, apparently...
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# and neither the condiments so very essential to a proper hot dog
such a bland shame...
(pailpatch, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# but there is a moon
wait, hold on, it's a spacestation.
my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# Just thought I'd pop my head in and say
"Hi"
(Corn Dog, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# Hello there
*waves*
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# lo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# anyone want me
to add any features to my ferrala? (half ferret, half koala)
(I Eat Spam, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# A can of Fourex
perhaps?
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# Or Redex?
ho, ho, ho....
(Corn Dog, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# That
made me laugh...

what can I say, beer and computers. A match made in heaven.
(Flyslip, Sun 16 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)