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(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)
# X-)
I'm new to B3ta Board talk. Have I just been..."spanged"?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
# erm..no?

a spanging is when you come out with a bad pun/joke and someone posts something like this

(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# aaaah.
cheers for clearing that up!
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# There was a b3ta dictionary at some point.
No idea where it is hiding these days.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:14, archived)
# And the square on the hippopotamus is..?
Lovely. Sorry for the synchro-post.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:43, archived)
# it's the way of b3ta :)
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# It is indeed...
If it had been one of my normal slap-dash efforts I'd be feeling more guilty, but hopefully that thing ^ is rather clever ;o)
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's lovely.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:43, archived)
# i swear
I'm just listening to an old XFM podcast and Pilkington is talking about hippos and hypotenuse

:O

GET OUT OF MY MIND
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:44, archived)
# ¬.¬
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Head like a fucking orange
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Don't let that animal have any sugar
It'll become a hyperpotamus.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# pffh :)
he's always at the doctors because he's a hippocondriac
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I always saw hippos as more the "woodwind" section of the animal orchestra!
woo
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Well, you see..
Once upon a time in an Indian village, there lived three squaws. Two squaws had young sons who were very overweight. The first squaw, whose son weighed 150 pounds, always placed her son on a bear hide near a pine grove; the second squaw, whose son also weighed 150 pounds, put her son on a moose hide in the shade of a large oak tree; but the third squaw, who was expecting the birth of her first son, always rested on a hippopotamus hide beside a bubbling brook. Her weight? 300 pounds!

To this day, mathematicians give credit to these women and their children for proving the Pythagorean Theorem, because you see: The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:55, archived)
# ...
Go to the corner, and have a think about you have just done.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:55, archived)
# hahaaa!
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Jesus fucking Christ.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Years since I've read this joke
But was reminded of it as soon as I saw the cartoon.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# oh dear oh dear....
:~)
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:58, archived)
# haha!
and aw....
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Simple.
Beautiful.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)