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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
# best of all the weapons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
# it's the ultimate weapon :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# especially if it's that really sticky poo
that you just can't get off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)
# SCIENCE FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I'm fighting hard to stop laughing at this
lemons.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# if you haven't got a poo-stick to defend yourself
there's no point fighting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
# you can't argue with SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Alert! Alert!
Increase readiness to DEFCON 2!
Someone set us up the bomb!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Nothing can defend against it.
In Other News: Christopher Lee just got the BAFTA Fellowship award.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)
# epic win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)
# haha
click
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# World War III will be fought with nuclear weapons
World War IV will be fought with Sticks
and
World War V will be fought with sticks with poo on them
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)
# haha:D
(herman:D, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Poo stick +2
2d8
+10 revulsion damage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# >look at stick
you look at the stick - it is covered in poo
pick up stick
you cannot do that
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Aint no one gonna fuck with you when you got shit
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# 'cept flies
they love it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I now have a mental image of Jeff Goldblum perched on a giant piece of poo
In ecstasy
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# haha........'shop it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)
#
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
love poems rhyme,
but this one doesn't.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# YAY :D

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Shitesabre
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Arrgh not the pooy stick :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Yay!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Oh, c'mon.
Lovely pic, but seeing adults using the word "poo" makes me feel like my heart's rotting.
I'd like to think I'd never hit children, but any kid of mine over five years old saying "poo" can expect a cricket bat to the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
# get a grip
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)
# I reiterate that using the word "poo" is no good, and spoils otherwise good stuff.
It's constructive. I'm not mongychops.
And I have a good, sound grip, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:04, archived)
# aye whatever you say
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)
# But it rhymes with blue
I can't think of any other turd:colour rhyming pairs
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Roses are red
Violets are blue
I reserve the right
To use the word poo.

Boyo81, aged 29 and 3/4
(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Poo is one of the best words
in the English language. It conveys its meaning with a bluntness that is somehow also anticlimactic. It's all of British humour in a word.

Say the word poo to me and I will be in hysterics.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:41, archived)
# poo.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)
# You see?
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# onna valentines card!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:14, archived)
# I got a tube of Love Hearts a few years ago,
and bewilderingly, one of them just said "WEB SITE".
Uh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:20, archived)
# My big tub of Christmas retro sweets contained two packs of Love Hearts.
'Niamh The Mermaid" and "You Love Jobs" were the somewhat baffling inclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I think there was a competition a little while back to get your message on a Love Heart.
As I recall, there was one about a Grandma or something. . .
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)
# hahaha,
"You Love Jobs" ?
Maybe the confectioners are just bunging phrases in to google translate and going with the first thing they see.

"Heart Burst Is"
"Cute Ear Bug"
"Nice Mom Life"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I had one recently that said
'facebook me'
(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Reminds me of the "Jibes" sweet they bought out to counter love-hearts in the 90's...
God i miss those...
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:50, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Let's play Poo-sticks
Said Christopher Robin
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I love this.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)