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[challenge entry] Ahhh... I think I've got it now.
this is my imaginary friend. It tells me to buy shoes and clothes and makeup and wine and cigarettes even when I have no money...



At least, I think it's my friend.

From the show us your imaginary friend. challenge. See all 114 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:09, archived)
# He doesn't look
very friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:40, archived)
# Oh bollocks.
Now you've replied, I have to logout and Dr. Phil has to login and that is no easy feat at the moment. Damn.
(tomsk, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:42, archived)
# maybe you
should consider getting a computer each? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:45, archived)
# <hollow laughter>
hahahaha
</hollow laughter>
I wish. Can barely afford this one. Loggin' out now...
(tomsk, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:46, archived)
# What
in the name of holy fucksocks is going on with this board's scripts? Aaaaaargh.
(tomsk_can't_be_arsed_to_login, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:52, archived)
# I want a pair
of holy fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 19:00, archived)
# so do
we all.
(dr phil can't be arsed to login, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 19:01, archived)
# No, I've been wondering about that
for a while now.

I mean, sometimes he tells me to stab the other people on Oxford street, and sometimes he tells me to scream "come OOOOOON, you fucking pensioner!" in the ears of the slooow OAPs on the tube, and things like that... I think maybe he's not my friend after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 18:50, archived)
# Their Just Jealous
Cos the little voices are talking to YOU
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 19:35, archived)
# In this town
that doesn't make me at all unique.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 19:55, archived)