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# It occured to Dave that his Blind Date had 'nipped to the loo' 3 hours ago

...and it was now closing time.

Click for embiggenication.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Awwwww....
I feel sorry for Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Me too
reminds me of me

Nice work Dr
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# aww poor dave
she wasn't worth it anyway
I love the stance of the barman!

(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Are you kidding?
She was a right looker. It's Dave and his crappy chatup lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I feel less sorry for Dave now
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# You should.
He told her the Binary joke - you know, "only 10 kinds of people in this world", that one.

No, really, he did.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Oh.
I feel a little less sorry for him now, then.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# You were evesdropping weren't you
did you feed the cat before you left to get married? Apparently it's good luck, so is meeting an Elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# er
I put the cats in prison the cattery before I got married. Is that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I don't think so
did you meet an elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# nope.
Only a Mother-in-Law*.

*She's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# how do you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# wotcha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# i'm making another kitten poem for you!
call it a wedding gift!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# you'll be lucky
you married a womble, the elephant would have added that extra shine
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# we're quite friendly
y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# the singular cat?
what did you do with the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# *whistles nonchalantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# i think i used to have a gif of you
eating a cat, but unfortunately msn lost it
(edit) ooh, sine-wave-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# how evil.
So evil even MSN couldn't stand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# now i think about it
i think it was someone else eating a cat and you standing next to them

there was probably a good reason for it at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I like that joke
but it only works written down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# tch, what an idiot
/crosses binary joke from chat-up line list
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Binary joke?
Tell me, tell me, tell me!
/geek
(jonnies, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# you can probably guess it
'there are only 10 type of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't'

hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# i was hoping there'd be a sleazier one
like "you'll go 00000 when i give you 1"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:40, archived)
# woo-yay
beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# ha ha ha woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# that is just
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Poor bugger , I feel for him
(smoglane!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# awwww, poor guy
wonderful shoppery, right down to the facial expressions and name of the bar. love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# haha
that drink really made that for me! Nice detail on the pub name too..
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# the expressions
are indeed perfect. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# this happened to me last night
AND my name's Dave, AND I'm a lemur
(graveydavey, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# yay!
superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# poor Dave ...
The picture is ace :)
.. and there are 2 lemurs in it !!!
Houpla !

Do you mind if I include it in the lemurama ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# I'm sure I don't
But what is the lemurama?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# tis a web gallery featuring lemur pics made by b3tans.
there's a link to it in my profile if you want to know more.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I love
the navigation and layout. I really do. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# thank you :)
you're part of the next update now.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# what ??????????????????
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehheeeeeeeeeehhheeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeemuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrsss !!!!!!!!
swooperb !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# fantastic work, there
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I feel for dave
as I have been him before


but with less fur
(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# fantastic!
(actually i feel for dave)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Oh you're just brill,
you are!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Aww
poor Dave!

closing time, one last call for alcohol..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# fantastic
woo!!
edit: the more I look, the more I love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# awwww poor dave.
cracking pic.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)