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# Julie couldn't believe she'd won.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I bet some of her kitten friends
were a bit catty
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# the look on her face says it all
s'well!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I'll jack my own thread for this - seems fair
thebear has just called me from France with an important message for you all: he's at a conference hosted by the Shanghai Media Entertainment Group, where everyone's been given a special promotional carrier bag...

...with "SMEG" written on it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# i love their fridges
but i don't think i could spend so much money on something which has the word SMEG written on it, it just doesn't seem right.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# it's alright
you can just get an ordinary fridge, a can of metallic spray paint and some fridge magnet letters.

Even better do this to it:
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Better dead
than SMEG
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# that was so familiar to me
at first I thought it was one of their advertising slogans ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Har!
We've got a Smeg cooker at home.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Must be a bugger
to clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)
# The nobs get particularly messy...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# And I take it
the cheese is really difficult to remove
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# haha!
we've got a smeg cooker!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Oh utter class
I want that Bag please!

Ona slightly related note - are you and tomsk coming to the b3ta bash on the 11th?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# tsk
bears/woods/bowel evacuations. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)
# yup
we'll have all those at the bash, but are you coming?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# a bag of smeg?
cant be any worse than a bag of their rancid cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Marketing they'll do anything
for a my dairy lea
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# reminds me of a sick joke.
to do with lack of genital hygeine, and how much children like their spreadable cheese products.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Surprise - NOT!
You know too many sick jokes - are you Bernard Manning?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Clearly the best that Battersea has to offer
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# ack!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)
# What a looker!

(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Yay!
You're so good at these.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# fantastic
expression!

hehe - WYH
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 24 Mar 2003, 15:47, archived)