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# There might also be one in your shoe
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# you sir
are brilliant


I love these!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ^very much this, in abundance
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# a barn dance?
Certainly - you to lead?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# morning Mssrs Bobs and Archie
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Nice!
Suit is reminiscent of Bill Plympton :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I thought he wore the burgandy one?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Ah yes
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# needs more nik-nak
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# morning Sir Toast
This is bizarrely brilliant
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ha!
like the vision express adverts
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# why is it always last night in your pictures?
you, sir, have far too much talent. I insist you hand some over at once.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Mornin' 'Toasty :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# He's eyeballin' me.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Super duper as ever...
:D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Also WOO!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# If it's a large walk-in fridge, place treats at the far side and the elephant should walk in of its own accord.
For standard domestic fridges, one would have to slaughter the elephant in question, and remove enough water from the corpse to decrease its overall size to smaller than the fridge. The dead beast could also be melted down and frozen.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I was just gonna say "Open the door and put him in",
though it does beg the all too relevant question;
how do you get a GIRAFFE in a fridge?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Indeed!
You are a clever one :]
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# isn't there another half a dozen bits to that joke?
and it finishes up with the great animal conference in zanzibar where one animal doesn't attend because it's in the fridge.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# It's
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I usually swap the elephant and the giraffe around,
but other than that yeah.
My favourite joke :D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# No, it doesn't finish then.
It finishes when a guy tries to cross a crocodile infested river.
He swims because they're all at the conference.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# yeh so i noticed. I don't quite know what my cocunt tree personalty test results show.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Your arts are the best of all the arts.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# that is simply
marvelous!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It's funny 'cos it's true.
Loveliness, as ever.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# happy b3taday fella :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# abadtyp3pah
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# happy b3taday!!!!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# top!
:D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# haha i'd like a giraffe under my hat.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# they're fantastic fort emergency "kite caught in tree" incidents
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hurrah! Excellent!
2 points deducted though for use of the wrong famous stove-pipe-hat-wearer... ;)

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *Pile of skulls of all the navvies killed during construction sold seperately*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *awards Nobley Piece Price for outstanding contribution to biology*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# i love your art.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I'm in love with you.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I love you x
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# you monstrous prick.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# nope ..
.. I have now checked both my snake and my stovepipe hat. I even checked the hat twice. The giraffe is still gone. Any other ideas?

*clicks*
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)