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There might also be one in your shoe
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dotmund .co.uk ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:21,
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you sir
are brilliant I love these!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:22,
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^very much this, in abundance
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:22,
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a barn dance?
Certainly - you to lead?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23,
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morning Mssrs Bobs and Archie
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:26,
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Nice!
Suit is reminiscent of Bill Plympton :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27,
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I thought he wore the burgandy one?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:29,
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Ah yes
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36,
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needs more nik-nak
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:39,
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morning Sir Toast
This is bizarrely brilliant
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:28,
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ha!
like the vision express adverts
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34,
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why is it always last night in your pictures?
you, sir, have far too much talent. I insist you hand some over at once.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37,
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Mornin' 'Toasty :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:40,
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He's eyeballin' me.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41,
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Super duper as ever...
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:44,
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How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Also WOO!
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23,
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If it's a large walk-in fridge, place treats at the far side and the elephant should walk in of its own accord.
For standard domestic fridges, one would have to slaughter the elephant in question, and remove enough water from the corpse to decrease its overall size to smaller than the fridge. The dead beast could also be melted down and frozen.
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:25,
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I was just gonna say "Open the door and put him in",
though it does beg the all too relevant question; how do you get a GIRAFFE in a fridge?
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27,
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take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:29,
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Indeed!
You are a clever one :]
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:30,
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isn't there another half a dozen bits to that joke?
and it finishes up with the great animal conference in zanzibar where one animal doesn't attend because it's in the fridge.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:33,
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It's
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36,
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I usually swap the elephant and the giraffe around,
but other than that yeah. My favourite joke :D
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:39,
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No, it doesn't finish then.
It finishes when a guy tries to cross a crocodile infested river. He swims because they're all at the conference.
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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yeh so i noticed. I don't quite know what my cocunt tree personalty test results show.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41,
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Your arts are the best of all the arts.
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23,
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that is simply
marvelous!
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enceladus ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24,
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It's funny 'cos it's true.
Loveliness, as ever.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24,
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Happy b3taday :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24,
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Happy b3taday!
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24,
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happy b3taday fella :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:25,
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abadtyp3pah
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:35,
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Happy b3taday :)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long. ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:50,
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happy b3taday!!!!
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:51,
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top!
:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:26,
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haha i'd like a giraffe under my hat.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27,
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they're fantastic fort emergency "kite caught in tree" incidents
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:30,
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Hurrah! Excellent!
2 points deducted though for use of the wrong famous stove-pipe-hat-wearer... ;)
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34,
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*Pile of skulls of all the navvies killed during construction sold seperately*
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:11,
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34,
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*awards Nobley Piece Price for outstanding contribution to biology*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34,
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i love your art.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:35,
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Brilliant!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43,
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I'm in love with you.
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:53,
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I love you x
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King Ralph is drunk ,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:31,
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you monstrous prick.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis ,
Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:39,
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nope ..
.. I have now checked both my snake and my stovepipe hat. I even checked the hat twice. The giraffe is still gone. Any other ideas? *clicks*
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spinoza ,
Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:30,
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