» Useless advice

If it moves.....Fuck it
If it doesn't..... draw a cock on it
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 16:13, More)

» Weddings

Just Quickly squeezed one out
As an usher at a friends wedding, I had certain responsibilities and certain priveleges. After lunch I was asked to take the two big bouquets of flowers that were presented to the two mothers up to the house. The wedding was in a big tent, way out the back of the house. I got to the house, put down the flowers, then thought, why don't i go take a shit, it'd be nicer here than the portaloos out the back of the tent. So I nipped to the lav, flicked thru the sports car magazines, and went back to the wedding. Ran into the bride, so I let her know I'd done what was asked with the flowers, pointing over my shoulder towards the house.

'That's not my house' she said

whoops, hope i flushed properly
(Fri 15th Jul 2005, 12:15, More)

» The best thing I've built

I built this a few xmasses ago
it got on the popular page of /links. I was so proud.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENlKqS7NFS8
(Sat 13th Oct 2012, 20:34, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

whats the best thing about ahving sex with twenty eight year olds
there's twenty of them
(Sun 12th Sep 2004, 17:56, More)

» People with Stupid Names

I know a girl called
Pien. She's from central europe or somewhere where this isn't a stupid name.

Once when she left the room, my friend said 'what's her name?'

'pien... yeh, you remember it once you know it'

she came back in just in time to hear him say 'is her husband called Kun?'
(Wed 1st Sep 2004, 14:14, More)