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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MODERNISE BOOKS

Roald Dahl is having all the racism, offensive language and bad stuff removed from his books.
What other literary delights could do with updating to be more palatable and culturally relevant? Show us, modernise some books.

From the Modernise Books challenge. See all 142 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:10, archived)
# Is this a burger I see before me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 17:19, archived)
# The nightmare is over!
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:19, archived)
# you hate balloons
you are a gruff and joyless slug.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:22, archived)
# Cha!
I hate fucking books!*
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*The pages get all sticky/ac
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 16:17, archived)
# Ok, sounds like something I might be able to work with...
youtu.be/C2SkqaCO9c4
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:43, archived)
# Hehe
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:48, archived)
# Driven by Cliff Richard
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 17:19, archived)
#
I like this
(JauntyArt, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 21:52, archived)
# That particular book should probably be republished by Haynes these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:59, archived)
# a classic
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 16:01, archived)
# One chapter a week every Saturday at 6pm
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 19 Feb 2023, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Careful!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 16:37, archived)
# Titty!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 17:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 17:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 17:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 19 Feb 2023, 20:42, archived)