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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MODERNISE BOOKS
Roald Dahl is having all the racism, offensive language and bad stuff removed from his books. What other literary delights could do with updating to be more palatable and culturally relevant? Show us, modernise some books.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:02,
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Ninj ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:10,
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Is this a burger I see before me?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 17:19,
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The nightmare is over!
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:19,
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you hate balloons
you are a gruff and joyless slug.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:22,
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Cha!
I hate fucking books!* . . . *The pages get all sticky/ac
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 16:17,
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Ok, sounds like something I might be able to work with...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:21,
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:43,
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Hehe
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:48,
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Driven by Cliff Richard
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 17:19,
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I like this
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JauntyArt ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 21:52,
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That particular book should probably be republished by Haynes these days...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:49,
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Ninj ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 15:59,
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a classic
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 16:01,
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One chapter a week every Saturday at 6pm
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 16:04,
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Careful!
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Ninj ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 16:37,
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Titty!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 17:06,
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 17:17,
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 17:56,
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Sun 19 Feb 2023, 20:42,
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