I am looking for some new, preferably Nike trainers
Any recommendations? I have a few jordans so want to stay away from them (and a few as I have 3 legs).
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 8:08, Reply)
Any recommendations? I have a few jordans so want to stay away from them (and a few as I have 3 legs).
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 8:08, Reply)
I am looking for some plimsoles and a 'baseball cap'
As the fashion guru here, can you suggest any?
Oh and a 'skateboard deck' too
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 8:53, Reply)
As the fashion guru here, can you suggest any?
Oh and a 'skateboard deck' too
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 8:53, Reply)
I got one of these the other month, put indys and slimeballs on it. Cost a fortune
coastcitycomics.com/products/black-label-lucero-cross-skate-deck-natural-10x32-88
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 9:41, Reply)
coastcitycomics.com/products/black-label-lucero-cross-skate-deck-natural-10x32-88
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 9:41, Reply)
I am the clumsiest fuck I know
I would last 3 seconds on a sk8board
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 10:49, Reply)
I would last 3 seconds on a sk8board
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 10:49, Reply)
my mate went to the dr after twisting his ankle
Dr asked how he did it and so he said skateboarding
Doc looks at him and asks 'how old are you?'
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 10:56, Reply)
Dr asked how he did it and so he said skateboarding
Doc looks at him and asks 'how old are you?'
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 10:56, Reply)
Nike SB Dunks
Or check out the Jamie Foy New Balance Alphanumerics.
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 10:27, Reply)
Or check out the Jamie Foy New Balance Alphanumerics.
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 10:27, Reply)
.--. --- -. -.. :::Pond News::: -. . .-- ... -.-.--
I'm sad to inform you of the death of a fledgling sparrow in the pond. The poor thing must have been there 2 or 3 days before being found drowned, its feet tangled in vegetation. The tadpoles were busy nibbling at it. It has been removed to the Compost Heap of Respect.
I'm happy to inform you that a 3" x 1.5" section of shed(ded) lizard skin has been found in the lower rock pool! Nice to know the slow-worms are making good use of the facilities. I wonder if they eat tadpoles though?
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 23:08, Reply)
I'm sad to inform you of the death of a fledgling sparrow in the pond. The poor thing must have been there 2 or 3 days before being found drowned, its feet tangled in vegetation. The tadpoles were busy nibbling at it. It has been removed to the Compost Heap of Respect.
I'm happy to inform you that a 3" x 1.5" section of shed(ded) lizard skin has been found in the lower rock pool! Nice to know the slow-worms are making good use of the facilities. I wonder if they eat tadpoles though?
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 23:08, Reply)
A tit has made itself at home in an old steel watering can I left hanging on a wall in the garden
The cat goes nuts, of course, but can't reach it. I expect further tit updates in due course.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 23:30, Reply)
The cat goes nuts, of course, but can't reach it. I expect further tit updates in due course.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 23:30, Reply)
Just watched a great show on Netflix called baby reindeer
Very good acting, great show,enjoyed it
What good shows can you recommend I watch next?
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 20:59, Reply)
Very good acting, great show,enjoyed it
What good shows can you recommend I watch next?
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 20:59, Reply)
I was away for a while as I have had some account issues
But I know who the OG Bou is.
It’s the fucking mental mess.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 21:54, Reply)
But I know who the OG Bou is.
It’s the fucking mental mess.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 21:54, Reply)
What's OG?
And I'm the real Bou.
You are weirdly obsessed with me
Like porcy
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 10:27, Reply)
And I'm the real Bou.
You are weirdly obsessed with me
Like porcy
( , Thu 25 Apr 2024, 10:27, Reply)
I recommend not playing darts in an office you don't have to clean for once
A dart in the toe REALLY fucking hurts.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 21:53, Reply)
A dart in the toe REALLY fucking hurts.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 21:53, Reply)
Ouch.
We once played office cricket in our old network engineers room. A very large room with desks that you had to stand at to work.
We placed old crt monitors around the room and we played with a real corky ball.
It didn’t end well. For the monitors and for a technicians jawbone.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 21:55, Reply)
We once played office cricket in our old network engineers room. A very large room with desks that you had to stand at to work.
We placed old crt monitors around the room and we played with a real corky ball.
It didn’t end well. For the monitors and for a technicians jawbone.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 21:55, Reply)
alright
you're technically correct here, it's 12.36
Leftovers for lunch
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 17:36, Reply)
you're technically correct here, it's 12.36
Leftovers for lunch
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 17:36, Reply)
ok, I gave that a very quick look, not heard of them before
probably play Loscil here while I smoke, back door is open
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 17:50, Reply)
probably play Loscil here while I smoke, back door is open
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 17:50, Reply)
AND i haven't forgotten that I swore revenge on you for (I think) posting an ear worm a while back
although thankfully I've forgotten what the track was, and in fact everything else about the initial incident, but I won't let that stand in the way of my vengeance.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 18:30, Reply)
although thankfully I've forgotten what the track was, and in fact everything else about the initial incident, but I won't let that stand in the way of my vengeance.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 18:30, Reply)
Are you leaky tonight?
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a bright summer day
When I kissed you and called you a fart?
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 14:45, Reply)
bought tickets last week, cos I'm with O2 I get to purchase ahead of general release at their venues
can't wait, got AC/DC in the summer as well
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 14:27, Reply)
can't wait, got AC/DC in the summer as well
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 14:27, Reply)
If you have thread coming out of your anus
You might want to see a doctor
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 15:42, Reply)
You might want to see a doctor
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 15:42, Reply)
Lunch thread
Sandwich bikkies and knocking one out for Cat Protection League
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 12:03, Reply)
Sandwich bikkies and knocking one out for Cat Protection League
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 12:03, Reply)
If you have any questions about your medical status or treatment please don't hesitate to ask Chat GPT
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"If your leg has turned blue, it's essential to seek medical help immediately.
In the meantime, here are some steps you can take:"
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 12:55, Reply)
In the meantime, here are some steps you can take:"
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 12:55, Reply)
"If your house is on fire, it's essential to seek the fire department immediately.
In the meantime, here are some cool shadowgraphs you can make:
A creepy girl looking to camera.
A cartoon dog seated at a table."
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 13:22, Reply)
In the meantime, here are some cool shadowgraphs you can make:
A creepy girl looking to camera.
A cartoon dog seated at a table."
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 13:22, Reply)
Did you tie a tourniquet around it so it would feel like someone else was giving you a footwank?
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 13:03, Reply)
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AI confirms that the Cat Survival Trust will be sold to George Soros
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 13:01, Reply)
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Apparently all the animals have already been removed.
'S no leopards.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 13:14, Reply)
'S no leopards.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 13:14, Reply)
is it morning or afternoon?
It depends on your timezone! Right now, I don't have access to real-time information, so I can't tell you whether it's morning or afternoon where you are. Could you please let me know your timezone, and I'll be able to give you a more accurate answer?
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 12:30, Reply)
It depends on your timezone! Right now, I don't have access to real-time information, so I can't tell you whether it's morning or afternoon where you are. Could you please let me know your timezone, and I'll be able to give you a more accurate answer?
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 12:30, Reply)
Wanking IS good for you
theconversation.com/does-ejaculating-often-reduce-your-risk-of-prostate-cancer-228166
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 8:20, Reply)
theconversation.com/does-ejaculating-often-reduce-your-risk-of-prostate-cancer-228166
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 8:20, Reply)
Yeah, maybe they should stop all those fun runs and shit
and just do sponsored spaffs. Quid a cum or something.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 9:29, Reply)
and just do sponsored spaffs. Quid a cum or something.
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 9:29, Reply)
The new BT router has arrived and been installed
and the person on the end of the chat was right - that WAS what was slowing me internet down. Blimey, it's fast as the wind now! Exciting times...
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 10:07, Reply)
and the person on the end of the chat was right - that WAS what was slowing me internet down. Blimey, it's fast as the wind now! Exciting times...
( , Wed 24 Apr 2024, 10:07, Reply)
Hi guys, it's been ages since we had a charity auction for b3ta's OFFICIAL charity the Cat Survival Trust.
let's have another one! They need the money urgently.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:30, Reply)
let's have another one! They need the money urgently.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:30, Reply)
i can't even send a bank transfer to my credit card company without it getting lost
so i'm not sending them shit
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:32, Reply)
so i'm not sending them shit
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:32, Reply)
They'd appreciate shit, I feel, give the animals something to wallow in
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:33, Reply)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:33, Reply)
oops just checked and it hasn't been lost
still not sending them shit tho
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:34, Reply)
still not sending them shit tho
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:34, Reply)
I forgot about that nutter
I've got a couple of quid if he needs it
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:35, Reply)
I've got a couple of quid if he needs it
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:35, Reply)
Good shout, he needs to put another couple of coins into the AI meter.
"AI predicts that Israel will be destroyed and that Ukraine will collapse. Why don't idiotic governments check AI to see if their crazy wars will succeed? AI predicts that BRICS will expand and only trade with its partners, leaving most of EU and all of the USA to collapse. BRICS will only support its members. AI was asked if CO2 is the cause of climate change. It answered that the current magnetic pole shift is causing the change in weather patterns. AI was asked if the Covid jabs were safe and effective. It answered no, they are dangerous."
www.facebook.com/DrTerryMoore
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:38, Reply)
"AI predicts that Israel will be destroyed and that Ukraine will collapse. Why don't idiotic governments check AI to see if their crazy wars will succeed? AI predicts that BRICS will expand and only trade with its partners, leaving most of EU and all of the USA to collapse. BRICS will only support its members. AI was asked if CO2 is the cause of climate change. It answered that the current magnetic pole shift is causing the change in weather patterns. AI was asked if the Covid jabs were safe and effective. It answered no, they are dangerous."
www.facebook.com/DrTerryMoore
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:38, Reply)
Would you agree that getting a free trip to Rwanda is a fantastic offer?
Absolutely! A free trip to Rwanda would be a fantastic offer for several reasons:
Natural Beauty
Wildlife
Culture and History
Hospitality
Overall, a free trip to Rwanda would provide an unforgettable experience filled with adventure, natural beauty, and cultural immersion.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 20:55, Reply)
Absolutely! A free trip to Rwanda would be a fantastic offer for several reasons:
Natural Beauty
Wildlife
Culture and History
Hospitality
Overall, a free trip to Rwanda would provide an unforgettable experience filled with adventure, natural beauty, and cultural immersion.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 20:55, Reply)
Yeah, loads of b3tans were strongly encouraged/manipulated to do so, and did.
I didn't, because I had some serious reservations about way that Jessie/Nina's death was hijacked by someone who'd never even met her to benefit an organisation run by an absolute nutter. Still, he got his money's worth out of this place.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:51, Reply)
I didn't, because I had some serious reservations about way that Jessie/Nina's death was hijacked by someone who'd never even met her to benefit an organisation run by an absolute nutter. Still, he got his money's worth out of this place.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 19:51, Reply)
It was fucking odd that death wallowing. Naturally I was anti it, the nudes as well. Troll obvs.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 20:08, Reply)
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I keep reminding myself that everyone involved probably acted with the best of intentions.
Back then, anyone who dissented about the lionisation [pun intended] of "Doctor" Moore and the CST was shouted down - in the name of a friend whose death was co-opted into a fundraising drive for a man who is currently on trial for multiple charges of animal abuse. So yeah, regardless of how noble everyone's intentions were, the bad taste in my mouth has lingered for 14 years.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 21:00, Reply)
Back then, anyone who dissented about the lionisation [pun intended] of "Doctor" Moore and the CST was shouted down - in the name of a friend whose death was co-opted into a fundraising drive for a man who is currently on trial for multiple charges of animal abuse. So yeah, regardless of how noble everyone's intentions were, the bad taste in my mouth has lingered for 14 years.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 21:00, Reply)
That simply isn't true, you've been on here as long as I have.
b3ta.com/board/10333620
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 21:36, Reply)
b3ta.com/board/10333620
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 21:36, Reply)
I think that's how I got this icon.
Maybe we need a new icon of a dead leopard in a freezer
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 23:31, Reply)
Maybe we need a new icon of a dead leopard in a freezer
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 23:31, Reply)
I prefer to donate to donkey sanctuaries
Especially the ones where they have walking probs
Wonky donkeys
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 20:16, Reply)
Especially the ones where they have walking probs
Wonky donkeys
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 20:16, Reply)
The ones for sex addiction donkeys with a speed prob are ok
Billy bonky donkeys
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 20:30, Reply)
Billy bonky donkeys
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 20:30, Reply)
I like the Terry Pratchett inspired prophylactics for well endowed gentlemen
Donkey Sonkies
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 23:37, Reply)
Donkey Sonkies
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 23:37, Reply)
"Many dead animals were also being kept in freezers on site rather than being properly cremated."
Maybe he was just cryogenically preserving them so they can be resurrected once vaccines have wiped out western civilisation.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 23:57, Reply)
Maybe he was just cryogenically preserving them so they can be resurrected once vaccines have wiped out western civilisation.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 23:57, Reply)
not yet they're still in training
i am starting to leave £10 notes on the windowsill so they can have a good look at the things i desire in return for food tho, if they ever realise that gifting me things would be a good idea
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:23, Reply)
i am starting to leave £10 notes on the windowsill so they can have a good look at the things i desire in return for food tho, if they ever realise that gifting me things would be a good idea
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:23, Reply)
bird sees paper, bird brings paper, prepare yourself for a yard full of discarded sweet wrappers
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:29, Reply)
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:29, Reply)
they are good at recognising faces so i'm leaving the notes queen side up
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:37, Reply)
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At uni lol
So having a spice noodle pot and a pork pie in my hotel room. Got an assignment to finish so I'd better not go to the pub yet.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:27, Reply)
So having a spice noodle pot and a pork pie in my hotel room. Got an assignment to finish so I'd better not go to the pub yet.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:27, Reply)
I'm having a beer and reading Rolling Stone's 'Every Episode of Battlestar Galactica Ranked', so it's going well.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:31, Reply)
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the original film (precursor to the series) was pretty good. my fav film as a kid
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Just finished the bare minimum work I can be arsed to do today,
probably going to spend the evening making deeply unpopular electro in 13/4.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:35, Reply)
probably going to spend the evening making deeply unpopular electro in 13/4.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:35, Reply)
Just decided I'm going to force myself to do some more painting, I'm still doing the trim in the front room and hall
I'm not very well today, everything is an effort
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:37, Reply)
I'm not very well today, everything is an effort
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 17:37, Reply)
i did a self-examination and i strongly suspect it's bum's disease, also i keep forgetting to wash my hands
I finished the little bit of primer I had left to do, then I read this
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:38, Reply)
I finished the little bit of primer I had left to do, then I read this
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:38, Reply)
I see the copyright expired at the end of 2023
an opportunity, perhaps
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:51, Reply)
an opportunity, perhaps
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:51, Reply)
just been pub
chicken and black bean enchiladas incoming, Mexican tomato rice on the side
can I be fucked to make guac as well? no
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:52, Reply)
chicken and black bean enchiladas incoming, Mexican tomato rice on the side
can I be fucked to make guac as well? no
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:52, Reply)
Fuckinell I keep nodding off
please suggest ways of staying awake, no billy in the Herring's eye please or coffee based solutions please.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:20, Reply)
please suggest ways of staying awake, no billy in the Herring's eye please or coffee based solutions please.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:20, Reply)
sign up to Facebook and add Bou as a friend, I guarantee you'll never dare to sleep again
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:23, Reply)
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Is it not your typical Aunty weirdo page with Jewish blood libel and Biden crime family posts?
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I have no idea, I took the opportunity to block it one of the (many) times she linked to it.
I meant more that she'd find, stalk and kill you and you'd spend the rest of your life in fear.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:34, Reply)
I meant more that she'd find, stalk and kill you and you'd spend the rest of your life in fear.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:34, Reply)
Looks like the Porcupine is obsessed with me.
Serious answer.
Do 5 planks of 100 seconds each
Are you in shape?
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:34, Reply)
Serious answer.
Do 5 planks of 100 seconds each
Are you in shape?
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:34, Reply)
Yeah
enjoyed the many pleasures and delights of Warrington over the weekend. Still feeling a little bit tender but it was an absolutely top-notch wedding!
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 11:13, Reply)
enjoyed the many pleasures and delights of Warrington over the weekend. Still feeling a little bit tender but it was an absolutely top-notch wedding!
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 11:13, Reply)
Now other half is on the phone arranging life insurance for me
I'm a bit worried. I'm worth a lot more dead than alive as it is thanks to my employer's death-in-service policy, now I'm definitely at risk.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 11:19, Reply)
I'm a bit worried. I'm worth a lot more dead than alive as it is thanks to my employer's death-in-service policy, now I'm definitely at risk.
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 11:19, Reply)
I'm a bit miffed tbt
if I die while I'm still employed my other half gets well over £200k tax free. Not going on any cliffside walks in the future...
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 13:23, Reply)
if I die while I'm still employed my other half gets well over £200k tax free. Not going on any cliffside walks in the future...
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 13:23, Reply)
heckin' will and all
I'm thinking about changing the name of the beneficiary and not telling him fuck that'd annoy him!!!
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:55, Reply)
I'm thinking about changing the name of the beneficiary and not telling him fuck that'd annoy him!!!
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 14:55, Reply)
are you female or are you one of these new gayers I've been hearing about?
( , Tue 23 Apr 2024, 16:51, Reply)
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when I burp, I say a word. it always begins with b. the word goes in phases. at the moment the word is bacon.
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