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Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 17:22, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 17:29, Reply)
clicking this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 18:34, Reply)
sticklebrlcks

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 17:44, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 17:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8453692
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 18:34, Reply)
The subject of the summit, Trump said at the start of his remarks, was “the greatest power of them all, the brain power”.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 2:48, Reply)
Dead Danson

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 18:00, Reply)
You’re getting the hang of these puns then.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 18:02, Reply)
Just informing people Danson park lake is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 18:29, Reply)
Danson park sub-lake

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 18:48, Reply)
George Went

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jul 2025, 18:01, Reply)
but Benedict comed b-back

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 18:21, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jul 2025, 19:52, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 18:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8453692
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 18:35, Reply)
Iggy Pops His Clogs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jul 2025, 20:23, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 20:24, Reply)
Cheers, Cheers! (I'm not drinking)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 20:43, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 20:50, Reply)
I was going to make a picture of Ozzy Ozbourne as the Chancellor of the Exchequer but realised how incredibly dull that would be.
And therefore perfect for /board!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 22:31, Reply)
Yeah you'll fit in over there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 22:44, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jul 2025, 7:58, Reply)
Is it?
[citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 8:09, Reply)
It's a wibbly Wednesday
and I'm in the office ALL DAY LONG!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 8:43, Reply)
-It's a wibbly Wednesday
-and I'm in the office
+alligator shitfuck
-DAY +NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 9:00, Reply)
In exciting news today is my parents' 50th wedding anniversary
in slightly less happy news my mum is staying several hundred miles away from my dad with my sister to help look after the kids and keep the show on the road while my brother in law is settling into the hospice. #notthebestwaytocelebrate
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 9:09, Reply)
You knows it

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 8:43, Reply)
CHAROOOOON!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jul 2025, 9:12, Reply)
He's reached the river Styx already? Good going.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 10:03, Reply)
need a wee
brb
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 11:17, Reply)
wee + bog = *klaxon*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 11:31, Reply)
word of the day: geoduck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 14:31, Reply)
GEODUCK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 14:32, Reply)
wiki says it's pronounced "gooey-duck" but that's incorrect, that's not how i say it at all

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 14:41, Reply)
yeah buoy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 14:41, Reply)
In america, it's pronounced "lifesaver"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 14:45, Reply)
fancy a bit of a gooey-duck now
up for it?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 15:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8453672
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 15:12, Reply)
Got the white wine on ice
not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 15:26, Reply)
then i don't want it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 17:56, Reply)
GEODUCK

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 16:24, Reply)
COKE DUG

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 16:38, Reply)
geoduck yourself

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 16:19, Reply)
Obviously I'm in the minority, but I hate puns. Could you explain to me the humour in them? Intelligent word play in comedy I adore. But this obsession with puns I find odd.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:45, Reply)
LOL Dodd
15 classic tattyfilarious Ken Dodd jokes | National Museums Liverpool share.google/Lr8G4vcvORbCbI05Y
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:48, Reply)
Better than puns

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 20:20, Reply)
puns are well shit
so they suit this place perfectly
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:53, Reply)
Probably right.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 20:26, Reply)
They're a bit cringe
But in other news, Ozzy is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 20:01, Reply)
Ah, I see someone I ignore already mentioned it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 20:02, Reply)
You really are not missing any content from that person.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 20:27, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 20:32, Reply)
I can easily believe that

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:17, Reply)
That's what I like about /chat, I can forget about it for a few weeks and then come back and not feel like I've missed anything

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:41, Reply)
Brain worm from some nigger you examined, hth.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:43, Reply)
I use the popular page as a barometer sometimes.
If it's stayed the same for days on end, I know I haven't missed anything worth reading.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 23 Jul 2025, 7:31, Reply)
Whats the point in ignoring someone if you look to see what they've posted anyway?
There are a lot of people who do that, and I find it really odd. Ignore2.0 is shit.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:00, Reply)
Yeah it's not a tool for actually disengaging from people, more of a cry for help

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:38, Reply)
I never log out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:42, Reply)
I didn't
I realised after I'd posted that somebody else might have mentioned it, so I checked the popular page. That's how I found out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 9:47, Reply)
Like a bat out of hell he'll be gone when the mourning comes :'(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:30, Reply)
I think if you don't like them, you don't like them, and nobody's going to be able to explain the appeal.
It's just wordplay, most of the time they're shit. I like the intentionally shit ones because it's like taking the piss out of how shit they are. Can totally get why they wouldn't be someone's thing though. Like faceswaps on /board, I don't understand the appeal unless there's an actual joke behind them (which there almost always isn't), but those cunts lap them up.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:13, Reply)
But can we all agree that Mrs. Brown's boys is utter shite?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:18, Reply)
I can't imagine there are many fans on here, seems very popular though. No idea why.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:27, Reply)
People in general are morons.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:48, Reply)
Our practice manager went to see Peter Kay at the weekend and seemed to enjoy the experience.
I guess some people's brains are just wired up differently*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:28, Reply)

*shitly
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:28, Reply)
Was that him on that kiss cam?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 2:48, Reply)
Never watched it, I object to it purely on transphobic grounds

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:20, Reply)
faceswap? I've heard that expression before, what does it mean?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:19, Reply)
Oh man, you should check Ninj's posts out, they'll blow your mind

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:20, Reply)
I've never seen board as dull as it is now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:08, Reply)
No edge to it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:45, Reply)
It's where you undergo experimental surgery so you can have sex with an FBI agent's wife.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:23, Reply)
What does FBI stand for? I got really caught out on b and q being bummed by a queen, well not caught out. But still , FBI?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:47, Reply)
They never explained it in the film but I imagine she must have been seriously filthy to be worth going to all that hassle for.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:56, Reply)
Flids, Bummers & Idiots

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 23 Jul 2025, 8:01, Reply)
Cher'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 8:29, Reply)
Fucking big idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 11:26, Reply)
i honestly do too but that's the point for me, they're shit and I try to make them shitter

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:16, Reply)
This is the concise version of what I was trying to say

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:17, Reply)
They're just another vain attempt to distract oneself from the inevitability of death.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:24, Reply)

Because they're punny.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:47, Reply)
Get out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 22:49, Reply)

Oh dear.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 23:50, Reply)
PUN ON ENGLAND

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 23:16, Reply)
Yes, all over England's face and tits

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 0:57, Reply)
Gruel Britannia

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 8:29, Reply)
Ozzy OsGONE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:10, Reply)
Corpsey Osborne etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:16, Reply)
Always Say Die

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:16, Reply)
Killing Yourself To Not Live

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 22 Jul 2025, 20:05, Reply)
No More Breaths

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jul 2025, 20:09, Reply)
Black Armband Sabbath

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:16, Reply)
This one's actually true. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:18, Reply)
Was he Osborne?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:28, Reply)
He was Osborne
Shirley
Shaaaarrrrooooooon
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:35, Reply)
Lack Sabbath

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:28, Reply)
Ozzy Osdied

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:29, Reply)
Ozzy Wasbourne

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:29, Reply)
Best one yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:36, Reply)
chz bbz

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:43, Reply)
Wassy Osborne, Shirl

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2025, 1:23, Reply)
Agadoo doo done, loved them

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:30, Reply)
Died on time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:31, Reply)
Whoah black deadly, bam alam

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:31, Reply)
Vaxxed?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 20:10, Reply)
He's going through changes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:15, Reply)
Ozzy Unborne

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:17, Reply)
They have started showing star trek next generation from the start on sky pick. I love it. Didn't realise Hollywood nutcase Lawrence Tierney was in a series 1 episode. Playing a gangster on the holodeck.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 18:45, Reply)
Love a good Lawrence Tierney story
He had so many fights off screen. He was even a prick on the set of Seinfeld, too.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 18:50, Reply)
I bought the only book on him. Cunt was a nutter.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 18:52, Reply)
I need to read it,
bet it's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 18:54, Reply)
It's not an easy read. It's like a PhD paper on him. I'll look what it's called. Robert mitchum did 6 months for weed back in the 40s

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 18:56, Reply)
Hollywoods real life tough guy - Burt Kearns

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 18:58, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:00, Reply)
If you love old Hollywood and learning about a nutter it's a good book. It is a history book, not a story.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:04, Reply)
Sorry if I've recommended this before, Easy Riders, Raging Bulls by Peter Biskind is a fantastic book about 70s Hollywood
well worth a look
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 21:15, Reply)
Got in a fight with a champion boxer, beat him. No charges.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 18:53, Reply)
Yep, he was proper boozed up hard man
We need more hollywood nutters like him
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 18:55, Reply)
Funny to see him in star Trek

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 19:06, Reply)
Knobsack©.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 16:58, Reply)
We don’t take kindly to that kind of talk round these parts.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 17:11, Reply)
Don't try and make this your GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 17:15, Reply)
+ jumping frack, Albuquerque

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 17:17, Reply)
Knobsack bebbeh!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 17:24, Reply)
alright Mark, you creepy nonce

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 17:26, Reply)
+ yakety yak, don't

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 17:28, Reply)
post here ever again

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 17:40, Reply)
As if you were dead

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 22 Jul 2025, 18:42, Reply)
I had sausage, mash and cabbage for lunch with gravy. It was well yummy.
What did you have for lunch? I don't actually mind if you give a "funny" reply that isn't really true.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 14:32, Reply)
JAMES SUB-PRIME RIB AND CHIPS!
With lashings of barbecue sarseboon dilbaro, KHYAAAA! KHYAAAA! KHYAAAA! KHYAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 22 Jul 2025, 14:45, Reply)
Standard

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 15:07, Reply)
Christ, I can't remember the last lunch thread we had.
I had a sandwich with corned beef and salad. It was adequate.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 14:46, Reply)
Mmmmmmediocre

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 15:07, Reply)
I'm just finishing my lunch
Pierogi. Late lunch because I have been with the mental since 9.30 waiting for her new cooker to be delivered and to remind her about 100 times that she can't have a gas cooker anymore, because she almost burned the place down last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 14:47, Reply)
I'm sure you POLISHED it off quickly. See what I did?!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 15:08, Reply)
it's 9:52am, coffee and cannabis and crappy cereal so far, lunch seems a long way off, probably clean the apartment today
i just remembered dinner is already sorted, yay
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 14:54, Reply)
Livin' the dream

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 15:08, Reply)
I have to go the whole day without eating tonight's already-prepared dinner, I've already got the munchies

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 16:15, Reply)
people say you munchy around

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 16:23, Reply)
He's too busy minging

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 16:55, Reply)
To beat anybody with Downs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 17:47, Reply)
Cullen skink.
#PossMongyInterest
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 22 Jul 2025, 15:06, Reply)
COLON STINK more like!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 16:11, Reply)
I had some dry sandwiches at a wake because I missed the buffet
cos I was ferrying kids around
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 15:12, Reply)
My condolences

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 15:17, Reply)
ta

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 15:36, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 16:12, Reply)
Who pays the ferry man?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 18:42, Reply)
Crack and Gin
Banging
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 22 Jul 2025, 15:25, Reply)
Stuff it up yer japper

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 15:42, Reply)
Smegg mayo sarnie
Not really, jacket spud with chilli and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 16:09, Reply)
anal seepage
alt: anal seepage
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 16:12, Reply)
Losers weepage

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 16:16, Reply)
lol wee

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 16:17, Reply)
+o

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 16:21, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jul 2025, 7:08, Reply)
alrite

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 7:14, Reply)
No sae hard Larry!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jul 2025, 8:01, Reply)
Katie Dropkins

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 22 Jul 2025, 7:20, Reply)
stop confusing me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 7:23, Reply)
Piers Morgone

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 8:24, Reply)
Sir Grave-id Attenborough

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jul 2025, 8:53, Reply)
Boaty sub-Boatface

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 8:57, Reply)
Natalie Doornail

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 8:59, Reply)
Weird, I thought this sub-thread was fucking ages ago but apparently it was just last month.
b3ta.com/talk/8448606
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 9:14, Reply)
She still hasn't become a loft extension with a window
but I'm poised and ready for when she does.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 9:28, Reply)
For that kind of work, she's going to need a Natalie FOREMAN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 10:13, Reply)
And if her hair starts going grey, she can use Natalie JUSTFORMEN

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 11:55, Reply)
*something about DVDA*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 12:07, Reply)
James sub-Thread

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 9:55, Reply)
Robert Deadford

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 9:23, Reply)
Sir Jamie McGrigor-Mortis

(Martin Anus, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 12:51, Reply)
Former former Conservative MSP

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 14:06, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 7:52, Reply)
Happy Birthday, Terence Stamp! 🎉🥳🍆💦🥰

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 10:23, Reply)
Terence sub-Postmaster

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 10:40, Reply)
Malcolm Jamal Former

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 18:16, Reply)
Thanks for making it straightforward enough to find out which person I've never heard of this was.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 18:28, Reply)
For God's sake don't tell Cosby he's "gone to sleep" though, we don't want to make him a necrophiliac.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 18:37, Reply)
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To Bill Cosby, the glass is unattended.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 21:40, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 21:47, Reply)
X Malcolm

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 18:43, Reply)
Come on m8, a man has died

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 20:00, Reply)
Malcolm Went

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 20:28, Reply)
Malcolm sub-Brine

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 21:12, Reply)
Yellow sub-Marine
/just posting this now so I can link to it when Ringo Starr dies
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 23:02, Reply)
… if he dies of jaundice and gets buried at sea

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 23:53, Reply)
Doesn't seem too much of a long shot to me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 8:45, Reply)
ah shit :(

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 18:58, Reply)
If you knew what he's said about you, you wouldn't be so sad

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 20:00, Reply)
would I be horny?

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 20:02, Reply)
I keep reading this as "would I be irony?"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 21:13, Reply)
Don't you think?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 22:26, Reply)
What kind of a question is this?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 23:56, Reply)
It's like rain on your wedding day

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 5:55, Reply)
Malcolm-Jamall Water

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 21:11, Reply)
Malcolm sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 21:41, Reply)
yfsfc
b3ta.com/talk/8453508
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 22:05, Reply)
mofaha sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 22:13, Reply)
not so fucking sub-Prime

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 23:55, Reply)
Hi helmet's
No work til Thurs now, enjoying a relaxing Heineken in the Goose, gonna make fancy burgers for uz tea.

Not so bad. What else is not so bad? You can't say the holocaust
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 14:49, Reply)
Taking a shit break at work every day so I get paid to shit.
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:12, Reply)
I've always found it weird that something like 50% of humans seem to be obsessed with their own bowel habits.
If I need a shit, I go to the toilet and have a shit. End of thought process. Weaponising it against your employer is very odd.

Unless you're literally weaponising your shit, in which case fair enough.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:27, Reply)
It's not a deliberate thing, I just tend to need a shit during the day rather than in the morning or evening.
The fact that I can enjoy getting paid for it is just a happy bonus. Also this is now the most I've talked about my bowel habits in quite some time, so which of us is really obsessed with it? Think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:30, Reply)
You're the one telling me to think about your bowel habits.
Think about *that*.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:35, Reply)
Yeah WELL MAYBE I WILL

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:36, Reply)
You think about that, I'll continue to think about weaponising your own shit.
If you had access to an ultra-low temperature freezer, you could potentially sharpen it into a rudimentary stabbing object. This would introduce catastrophic infection to the victim's wound as well, so if the blow didn't kill them then the sepsis would. If you became a serial killer with this modus operandi, the tabloids would probably call you "the jobby jabber".
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:41, Reply)
We had a freezer at -70°C when we were packing down Covid vaccines, but it's not here anymore.
Also I don't think the MHRA would approve of storing faecal weapons along with vaccines.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:43, Reply)
Ted Bungedup

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:44, Reply)
Curls Manson

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:46, Reply)
Harold Shitman

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:45, Reply)
Kakri

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:46, Reply)
Jack the Shitter
Actually Cack the Ripper might be better
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:47, Reply)
Abul Djobar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:47, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses_Sithole
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:48, Reply)
Ed Geihhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmm*plop*AAAAAHHHH!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:50, Reply)
And of course, Adolf Shitler

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:50, Reply)
I don't know enough serial killer names to come up with any good puns.
I've been called a poo-stabber in the past though, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:53, Reply)
That's exactly what I'd expect a serial killer to say.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:58, Reply)
H. H. Homo

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 18:36, Reply)
Now HE was quite the character.
very creative.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 7:40, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8443198
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:41, Reply)
Queef sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:20, Reply)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 17:22, Reply)
Which Goose?
Edit: what's not so bad? Brixton Brewery's IPA is two 12 packs for £23 right now in Sainsbury's. I like the 330ml cans. Nice beer.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:22, Reply)
Walthamstow

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:45, Reply)
There's one in Fulham I gig at sometimes
the open-mic night is usually very entertaining. If the band is good, it's great, if the band is awful it can be even better!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:48, Reply)
Awooga! What a rush.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:57, Reply)
On my way to work
Which is definitely bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 16:01, Reply)
My smeggy gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 16:35, Reply)
I don't think I've ever willingly drunk Heineken
at least, not since the first one
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 17:37, Reply)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:43, Reply)
James Cordead

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:46, Reply)
I had a vivid dream that Mick Jagger dropped dead on stage, and woke up convinced that it was going to happen imminently.
That was in 1997.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:49, Reply)
Mick DAGGER

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:49, Reply)
Sick Jagger

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:11, Reply)
Mick Cadaver

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:16, Reply)
(I Can’t Get No) Resuscitation

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:22, Reply)
Rolling Gravestones

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:24, Reply)
Mick sub-Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:24, Reply)
It's Already Black

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:29, Reply)
I had a vivid dream that Mick Jagger dropped dead while running, and woke up convinced that it was going to happen imminently.
Mick Jogger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:31, Reply)
Waiting On A Fiend

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:32, Reply)
Sympathy For Your Loss

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:43, Reply)
Brown Bread

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 14:23, Reply)
Wild Hearses

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 14:50, Reply)
Paul GasGONE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:15, Reply)
Paul GasCOINS-ON-HIS-EYES

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:31, Reply)
I appreciate the historicity of this comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jul 2025, 14:48, Reply)
Ain't no party like a £250 a week crystal meth party

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 14:03, Reply)
-week +day
"I was banging 7‑gram rocks, and finishing them, because that’s how I roll."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 14:12, Reply)

gram pound
r c
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jul 2025, 14:48, Reply)
Come on bro, I've got tiger blood.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:09, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 8:05, Reply)
David Cadaveron

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jul 2025, 8:24, Reply)
Didnae ken he wis deid!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 9:08, Reply)
cunt
you got my hopes up
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 9:54, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:22, Reply)
Lol, made you look.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:47, Reply)
yeah and I found out that cunt is back

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:59, Reply)
Justin Timberlakezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 11:30, Reply)
Morning
Very productive weekend. My dad visited and we spent a couple of days plastering the porch which sounds like a euphamism but really isn't. The space is looking great and will be epic after a lick of paint.

Bit of a downer that my brother in law is due to go into a hospice this week. He's asleep most of the time now and barely with-it. The annoying thing about this is that he's likely to cark it in the next couple of weeks and I had birthday plans for next month, the inconsiderate fucker. Oh well, I can always take over the funeral reception and maybe I can get away with spending less on booze. Always look on the bright side and that.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 8:42, Reply)
it doesn't even sound like a euphemism

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:36, Reply)
^relentless porch plasterer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:15, Reply)
Mondays are shit because I have to be in the office.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 9:19, Reply)

[Nelson] HA HA! [/Nelson]
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 9:47, Reply)
At least I have all the lovely people of /talk to help me through this difficult time.
You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:16, Reply)
,Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:50, Reply)
piss off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 9:46, Reply)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:11, Reply)
s’megg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 10:23, Reply)
You've got some fucking nerve, swanning in here and just saying "morning" after what you've done.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 11:26, Reply)
Who's the spiciest nonce?
Rolf Harissa!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 11:27, Reply)
As measured using the Jimmy Scoville scale?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 11:53, Reply)
Jimmy Savanilla

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:04, Reply)
Curry Glitter

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:04, Reply)
Jonathon King Prawn

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:16, Reply)
Brian Peppers

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:24, Reply)
Spicychomp

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:27, Reply)
SpanishRiceblend

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:42, Reply)
Donald Trump, figurehead of the NAGA movement.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jul 2025, 12:45, Reply)
Hugh Edwasabi

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:15, Reply)
Jeffrey Epspice
so spicey you need to hang it up for a few years before it really has any effect.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 13:16, Reply)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:24, Reply)
hello stranger
how's things in the eastern bloc?
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:28, Reply)
I understand some of them are a bit war-sore.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:30, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:41, Reply)
there was a storm, now it's sunny
can't make up its fucking mind
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:41, Reply)
добрый вечер

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:34, Reply)
soz don't speak Bulgarian or whatever that nonsense is

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:40, Reply)
it says
AobpbiN Beyep
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:48, Reply)
sounds like a weird kind of sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:57, Reply)
Nazywam się Jacob Dyer i mieszkam w Bristolu. Jest fantastycznie. Brzmię jak Barnaby Bear. Lubię Barnaby Beara. Kiedyś pojechał do Francji. Pojechałem do Francji. Ale jakiś dzieciak przypalił mi szyję. Nie podobało mi się to.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:04, Reply)
swietnia historia czlowieku

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:10, Reply)
Мы не говорим по-американски.
Бип-бип-бип-бип, бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип
Бип-бип-бип-бип, бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип-бип
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:06, Reply)
I hope google translate tells me that this goes "blue da boo dee da boo da"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:28, Reply)
йнфест

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:56, Reply)
Well that's easy for you to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:56, Reply)
alrite nobhead

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:54, Reply)
eat shit, scumbag

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:55, Reply)
ok now what

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:01, Reply)
one of us gets down on their knees, I guess

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:11, Reply)
oh i good i hoped it'd be something like that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:19, Reply)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:10, Reply)
word up

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:11, Reply)
Same old

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:37, Reply)
still fishing?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:38, Reply)
'E's quadruspazzed on a lifeglug these days. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:49, Reply)
wait wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 20:06, Reply)
he's spluffed his masturbatory privs out the fucking window m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 20:14, Reply)
Yeah, not as much. Old age innit. How's being a dad going ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 20:38, Reply)
getting the hang of it now
how's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 22:01, Reply)
In their 20s now. Doing adulthood. I myself am going to go on an adventure because I deserve it.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 22:20, Reply)
Evening Grrry

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:35, Reply)
alright SM
none of these chucklefucks can keep a convo going
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 19:38, Reply)
Neither could I last night
Too tired
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 8:39, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 21:34, Reply)
Video at the concert showed Astronomer’s married CEO with his arms around its head
of human resources
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 21:42, Reply)
this is the topical social commentary that punters keep coming back for

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 22:01, Reply)
We have a right laugh here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 0:57, Reply)
Hello the LOVELY Grrrmachine.
How’s tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 22:25, Reply)
Arse, I missed Grrry.
I guess I’ll catch him when he pops back in six months or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 22:48, Reply)
sweet dreams fair prince :*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 22:49, Reply)
Come back soon xx

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 7:39, Reply)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 13:49, Reply)
Gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 14:38, Reply)
Arse fart widdle

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 20 Jul 2025, 14:46, Reply)
Check it out now!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Jul 2025, 14:46, Reply)
that's a Lord Finesse sample m8
YOUR WELCOME
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 15:11, Reply)
his welcome what?

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 15:31, Reply)
*whom

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 17:01, Reply)
Yeh i no

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 20 Jul 2025, 17:33, Reply)
...it's me, I'm Cathy
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in your window
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 15:25, Reply)
Is it "for shitting fucks sake" or "for shitting fuck's sake"?
It's for a work email, it needs to look professional.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 20 Jul 2025, 17:34, Reply)
"I hope this shitting fuck finds you well"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 18:17, Reply)
Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats is absolute arsewater
This is what keeps me up at night
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:11, Reply)
Away, away! such reeking knobstench
Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet
I've done a shit+fart in a forest
Thou smeggy wankstain
My classical-literature-referencing bellend honks of ancient gruyere
How fucking cool am I
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:19, Reply)
I mean, that's pretty good tbh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:21, Reply)
just getting ready to sleep here
i've never read it but i believe you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:20, Reply)
I'm livid m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:23, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 6:14, Reply)
I'm self-publishing as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:11, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:21, Reply)
gooch gouda

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:39, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:52, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:35, Reply)
fo realsies

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:40, Reply)
Ode to a NightingGAY, I call it!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:48, Reply)
Gone Keats :'-(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 10:29, Reply)
Real+

#SubPrime
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 16:59, Reply)
^ beaker full of the warm South

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 20 Jul 2025, 10:46, Reply)
I prefer Ode to Flavia

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 11:25, Reply)
Craig Mack was gr8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 13:41, Reply)

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