afternoon

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 12:00, Reply)

Too soon mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Sep 2025, 12:02, Reply)

How long had you been waiting to say that?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 12:02, Reply)

About 12 hours

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 12:12, Reply)

spare me your life story

( MiseryCunt, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 12:10, Reply)

Got back home yesterday, my brain is currently trying to re-program itself from a 7-hour time difference.
Great day to be back at work and trying to wade through 355 e-mails, I barely know what my own name is.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 12:18, Reply)

If it helps, I don't know what your name is either.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 12:25, Reply)

That's absolutely no help at all, but thanks anyway

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 12:49, Reply)

afternoon salud

( .Yeti., Thu 18 Sep 2025, 12:23, Reply)

I had rice and beans and sald for lunch

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 12:54, Reply)

I had andouillette and lentils.

( .Yeti., Thu 18 Sep 2025, 13:01, Reply)

antils, maybe yours will make a mountain out of 'em

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 13:11, Reply)

Very international.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 13:54, Reply)

Andouillette is a coarse-grained French sausage made primarily from pig intestines, stomach, and throat
The most famous example is the andouillette AAAAA (or 5A) from Troyes, which is recognized for its adherence to strict quality standards.
They insist upon using only the finest throats.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 14:52, Reply)

Morning.. 69 niggas. You know who you are, peado grass cunts

( mongychops, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 6:11, Reply)

Make more sense, please

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 7:02, Reply)

Talking Headzzz

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 7:41, Reply)

I think he meant 6ix9ine, that shitcunt "rapper".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 10:20, Reply)

I fucking hate rap

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 10:41, Reply)

69/420 morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 7:42, Reply)

What’s that, mongy? Little Timmy’s fallen down the well? Good boy, let’s go save him!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 7:48, Reply)

69 lighters on my dresser drawer

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 8:09, Reply)

I think he said they were darkers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 8:12, Reply)

KLAXON!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 8:16, Reply)

69 lighters and I need more
Next, i shall be mostly looking for the can in the candy store
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 14:16, Reply)

Over the hill with the swords of a thousand men!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 8:47, Reply)

disgusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 11:31, Reply)

Be right back

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 18 Sep 2025, 10:07, Reply)

b3ta

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 19:58, Reply)

hitl3r

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 20:31, Reply)

y0u c4n’t s4y th4t

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 20:33, Reply)

Just did mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:13, Reply)

dmedff

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:06, Reply)

meh,

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:08, Reply)

5m399y 5m39

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:08, Reply)

Hiya

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:08, Reply)

Caravaggios at the cathedral
Neolithic exhibits at the archaeological museum, then a great dinner at Fernando Gastrotheque.

Now guffing in my pants watching Trump. Highs and lows.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:14, Reply)

Love a bit of Vag, me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:14, Reply)

A likely story.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:52, Reply)

I *do* love you m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:55, Reply)

Still tidying up. Haven't got an amp, lolololl
ibb.co/5hqSZWcp
( mongychops, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:10, Reply)

I broke up with Claude, I'd had enough of the lies and the playing dumb.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 22:13, Reply)

Don't blame you. Can't stand still

( mongychops, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 22:50, Reply)

You know I'm talking about Claude AI, right?
It was a lot smarter than me when I started using it, it's dumb as a fucking rock now and it just makes shit up when it doesn't have enough info for an answer.
It's happened to all of them, too many users so they mess with the connections. I was paying for Claude for a while because it's good at writing code and I'm not. It's too unreliable now so I've cancelled.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 0:32, Reply)

You know I've never pried into your personal life. What you do should make you happy, all I've ever said.

( mongychops, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 3:41, Reply)

It's this kind of uncritical support that I'm going to miss

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 11:27, Reply)

Afternoon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:05, Reply)

Hungry? Godless? You need
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Salud
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:12, Reply)

inb4 lettuce pray

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:12, Reply)

What, we can't make that joke just cos you said so?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:21, Reply)

correct

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:22, Reply)

Next you'll be telling us we can't get offended.

( .Yeti., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:32, Reply)

Can you not just eat the fucking salud?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:59, Reply)

See what you did there m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:53, Reply)

Thanks S.W., the support and recognition are appreciated.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:14, Reply)

look I've clicked it ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:28, Reply)

took me a second ngl

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:22, Reply)

Oh fuck

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:26, Reply)

The response I always want when I make a joke.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 15:02, Reply)

I appreciated it straight away,
I always like a joke that's so subtle it's mostly hiding under the surface. Like, er, Das Boot or something.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 15:34, Reply)

Course you did mate.
Course you did.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 15:42, Reply)

whooosh.gif

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 16:20, Reply)

Posting a .gif? STOP!
This messageboard is for shit only. Go fuck yourself for .gifs.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 18:42, Reply)

I romaine indifferent

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:17, Reply)

a little gem of a comment right here guy's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:20, Reply)

there could be more puns to make here
this might be just the tip of the iceberg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:22, Reply)

I sense a frisee of excitement

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:27, Reply)

I should have known you'd all caesar the opportunity to make shitty puns

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:31, Reply)

lettuce pray 4 more

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:33, Reply)

Oh

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:33, Reply)

THERE WAS ONE. SIMPLE. RULE.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:37, Reply)

it's my first day

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 15:04, Reply)

You know this is my crazy time of year

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 15:18, Reply)

that's quite enough of your chicory-pokery garold

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:34, Reply)

^ salud tosser

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 16:37, Reply)

After, as you say, noon

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:21, Reply)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:38, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:14, Reply)

good afternoon

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:17, Reply)

alright dribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 15:27, Reply)

lol :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 16:37, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 7:20, Reply)

morningg

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 7:26, Reply)

morninggg

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 7:52, Reply)

MNEURRRGH
I'm in Valetta. It's fucking lovely.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 7:56, Reply)

Yes but is it as nice as vagina?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Sep 2025, 8:26, Reply)

Best of all the Viennettas.

( .Yeti., Wed 17 Sep 2025, 9:25, Reply)

you got a dirty bodywork?
A you Valetta da car!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 9:32, Reply)

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 10:27, Reply)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Sep 2025, 11:41, Reply)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:29, Reply)

it's pronounced Vel-Vee-Ta, it's almost a kind of cheese

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:22, Reply)

That shitty catchphrase belittles a really good comic . Wasn't the authors thing.
imgur.com/a/adV3H6Z
( mongychops, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 3:31, Reply)

Morning..?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 6:45, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 8:49, Reply)

Cowabunga, Dudes!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 11:30, Reply)

Robert Deadford

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 13:26, Reply)

Damn it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 13:35, Reply)

It was the lowest of low-hanging fruit.
I’m sure you can come up with a better pun.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 13:38, Reply)

Robert Blueford?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Sep 2025, 14:04, Reply)

The Corpse Whisperer?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 15:03, Reply)

he, like his hair has been for long time, died (dyed)

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 13:45, Reply)

The Unnatural

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 14:14, Reply)

the Sundance Corpse

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 14:18, Reply)

All The Undertaker's Men

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Sep 2025, 14:38, Reply)

Three Days Of The Condead (or Vulture)

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 14:57, Reply)

Indecent Cadaver

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Sep 2025, 15:39, Reply)

Die Game

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 15:48, Reply)

Low hanging fruit

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 16:16, Reply)

What did you call me?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 17:09, Reply)

Dangle-bollock Nancy
- or summat
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 17:36, Reply)

Victoria Plum

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 17:59, Reply)

Also fair

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 18:29, Reply)

Fair

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 18:29, Reply)

Don't tell brb but I just had most of a bag of liquorice allsorts and left all the brown ones because I don't like them

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 19:11, Reply)

That's an acceptable form of discrimination

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 13:06, Reply)

Robert 'Brownb' Redford

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 19:51, Reply)

Bollocksing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 9:42, Reply)

Morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 9:43, Reply)

Hot damn

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 9:48, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Sep 2025, 10:35, Reply)

Phwooooar oh phwooooar

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 10:51, Reply)

A horse with a devastating secret

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 12:33, Reply)

i can'ter believe it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 12:53, Reply)

My bollock doesn’t sing.
It just sort of hangs there, next to its compatriot.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 13:10, Reply)

oh fuck off

( MiseryCunt, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 19:09, Reply)

fuff, maybe yours
Your thread has now been successfully magnified by my expression of interest.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 19:18, Reply)

ohff, maybe yours
My japper has now been successfully magnified by your expression of interest.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 19:29, Reply)

bad day?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 19:32, Reply)

gas works on my road, parking suspension, my car has been parked outside of the parking suspension all week no issues
today whilst i was at work they put no parking cones further up the road to where my car was and i got a fucking ticket. there's a notice on every lamppost saying 24hr suspenion but not on the lamppost i was parked at. still no notice on it but they throw out a few more cones and i get a ticket. fucking wankers. i'm furious.

did a timestamped video and took photos of there being no notice but it's just a ballache sending it in and fucking about. twats. fucking gas twats.
( MiseryCunt, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 19:53, Reply)

parking suspension, my car has been parked outside of the parking suspension all week no issues
today whilst i was at work they put no parking cones further up the road to where my car was and i got a fucking ticket. there's a notice on every lamppost saying 24hr suspenion but not on the lamppost i was parked at. still no notice on it but they throw out a few more cones and i get a ticket. fucking wankers. i'm furious.

did a timestamped video and took photos of there being no notice but it's just a ballache sending it in and fucking about. twats. fucking gas twats.

In my Barbie woad
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 20:10, Reply)

fuck you queef smegwin, fuck you

( MiseryCunt, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 20:15, Reply)

remind me who squatted your username, I'm in the mood to persecute someone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 21:23, Reply)

i thought it was dozer

( MiseryCunt, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 21:29, Reply)

not that I'm a grass or anything

( MiseryCunt, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 21:30, Reply)

Nah

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Sep 2025, 21:49, Reply)

This is a lot more complicated than I anticipated

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 22:58, Reply)

I confess.

( mongychops, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 23:06, Reply)

Ok so who are you covering up for

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 23:19, Reply)

Pantseatflyer

( mongychops, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 0:04, Reply)

Now my shirt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 9:49, Reply)

guy on a moribund flebsite made it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 12:52, Reply)

Persecute my racist former best friend

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 22:49, Reply)

Send her a pineapple ring

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 23:01, Reply)

+s -g

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 20:45, Reply)

be more specific

( MiseryCunt, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 20:47, Reply)

ASS WORKS YOU ASS

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 20:49, Reply)

special air service twat

( MiseryCunt, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 20:59, Reply)

Ay ay, ba day, a walla+

GWAN
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 21:57, Reply)

+oh fuck off
fuck off next to me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 20:14, Reply)

don't fuck so close to me

( MiseryCunt, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 20:15, Reply)

Got to cut my best friend off
She is going full gammon, screaming that Immigrant families aren't welcome here. I reminded her that I'm the great granddaughter of Immigrants.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 22:48, Reply)

I welcome this discourse. We will never achieve pure anarchy without these steps to get there. Then everyone will have everything.

( mongychops, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 23:05, Reply)

I've found out that someone I used to work with is now a big mover-shaker in the alt-right world
He tended to fall out with all his collaborators, eventually, only holding onto a core of very loyal friends but even those have deserted him now but he is being flown around the world to meet with some of the nastiest, most fascist people there are. It's weird. Matthew Glamorre www.the-londoner.co.uk/inside-the-far-right-afterparty-arc/
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 10:04, Reply)

Early afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Sep 2025, 12:43, Reply)

Hope you are having a wonderful International Day of Democracy!

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 12:55, Reply)

-ay +eath

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 19:57, Reply)

Holiday woo, holiday yay, holiday that man with the funny face
Get the fuck in
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 13:30, Reply)

This democratic deficit against the will of the Irish people has now been successfully magnified by my expression of interest.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 13:46, Reply)

Felt cute, might seize the means of production later lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 15:12, Reply)

Look, you take that commie crap out into the street.

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 15:24, Reply)

This marx a turning point

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 15:27, Reply)

It's a stalingradual process

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 18:04, Reply)

^ lenin to the left

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 19:20, Reply)

*points at crotch*

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 15:54, Reply)

Morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 9:49, Reply)

Horbs
Spurs are doing alright this season
( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 10:01, Reply)

Who knew that a provably capable manager and losing the chairman could make us efficient?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 10:12, Reply)

b3ta, you don't mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 10:23, Reply)

You're a Spurs fan
I was just starting to hate you
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 15 Sep 2025, 11:25, Reply)

And now you can hate me even more

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 11:37, Reply)

I hope this whole thread gets kidnapped and murdered by Hamas

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 13:52, Reply)

gets bethreaded, you mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 14:04, Reply)

Hello there

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 10:55, Reply)

Just about

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 11:08, Reply)

404 SAC NOT FOUND

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 11:13, Reply)

O rite is that what happened

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 11:23, Reply)

I think Rob forgot to put 50p in the meter

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 11:25, Reply)

-meter +b3ta

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 11:26, Reply)

Too busy spending it on ham

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 11:34, Reply)

Don't worry everyone, I'm back.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 12:00, Reply)

afternoon my lovelies
wet here. well, outside. i haven't pissed myself.
( MiseryCunt, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 12:55, Reply)

RIPy Hatton

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 13:03, Reply)

got confused for a sec there
thought you meant Derek Hatton
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 13:40, Reply)

Derelict Hatton

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 15:00, Reply)

Derek HattOFF

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 1:23, Reply)

Ricky Hattoff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 13:03, Reply)

dunno who that was soz

( MiseryCunt, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 13:09, Reply)

Ricky Hatgone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 13:38, Reply)

Ricky "I've just died and the autopsy will be done later to determine my death so please don't make puns out of my name until a cause of death has been announced" Hatton

( $$ ✅, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 13:47, Reply)

Ricky Hattoppedhimself

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 14:41, Reply)

Ricky Hatton Gardened
The elements are there, just give me a few hours to work it out
( $$ ✅, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 16:09, Reply)

Ricky Heart: Off

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 14:19, Reply)

I'm trying to think of the last celebrity death I found out about somewhere *other* than B3ta.

( .Yeti., Sun 14 Sep 2025, 14:21, Reply)

well it is a comedy forum after all

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 14:43, Reply)

we should do celebrity births as well to balance it out

( MiseryCunt, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 15:01, Reply)

that sounds like one of my ideas, are you sure I didn't think of it?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 17:15, Reply)

Happy birthday Sam Neill!

( $$ ✅, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 17:41, Reply)

alright Wobbly Bloke

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Sep 2025, 1:24, Reply)

You haven’t pissed yourself YET.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 15:46, Reply)

16:20 blazeit

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 16:20, Reply)

Ricky "The Deadman" Hatton

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 18:17, Reply)

Someone else could have pissed yourself

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 19:24, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Sep 2025, 9:30, Reply)

morning Smeggg

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 9:49, Reply)

Texture like... egg.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Sep 2025, 11:23, Reply)

Scrambled, boiled, fried, poached or raw?
THIS IS IMPORTANT
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 11:27, Reply)

Scrambled with some blue cheese mixed in, please.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Sep 2025, 11:42, Reply)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 11:54, Reply)

fried onion rings

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 13:32, Reply)

#eltonjohn'sfoodtips

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Sep 2025, 12:37, Reply)

If you read this, you are gay lmao

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 10:28, Reply)

lol
wait, what
( MiseryCunt, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 10:33, Reply)

I rest my [shell] case

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 10:46, Reply)

way ahead of you

( $$ ✅, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 11:03, Reply)

bend over

( MiseryCunt, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 11:37, Reply)

That's how they got Oscar Wilde you know

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 11:54, Reply)

morning

( $$ ✅, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 11:03, Reply)

COCKSNOT

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 11:53, Reply)

JUMPING FROT

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 11:54, Reply)

I'M A BOGEY

( MiseryCunt, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 12:21, Reply)

Morning
Goodnight one and all
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Sep 2025, 1:04, Reply)

youtu.be/HnyB0a8G71Y?si=R2k_HhwmIKh2OH6z
( mongychops, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 4:17, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Sep 2025, 8:00, Reply)

Judge dread.
ibb.co/F4MJdn5c
( mongychops, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 19:57, Reply)

are you selling all your records or are there some you'll never part with?
wait, when did that hit the press?
( MiseryCunt, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 20:05, Reply)

All gone. It wasn't many. Just around 2m worth under the hifi when I departed. Had 400 quid so far. All 12". Never did 7" from around 9.

( mongychops, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 21:34, Reply)

Junior school right near my house. Left these out yesterday. All gone.
ibb.co/zTQLszLw
( mongychops, Sat 13 Sep 2025, 21:38, Reply)

Smurfette y/n

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Sep 2025, 8:57, Reply)