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i've bought a new keyboard. i'm just testing it out.
have you bought a new keyboard? why not test it by replying to this message?
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 12:00, Reply)

🎶🎼🎵🎼🎶

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 12:03, Reply)

oh lovely

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 12:50, Reply)

Get bent

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 12:15, Reply)

it was very well packaged so no chance of that fortunately

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 12:50, Reply)

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 12:17, Reply)

I can see this is going to be timesome so I'll only be testing one key per day

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 14:46, Reply)

I haven't even bought a new coat

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 13:05, Reply)

for your keyboard?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 14:45, Reply)

No
For me
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 15:17, Reply)

I just bought a new keyboard too!
gonna pick it up from argos tomorrow
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 14:09, Reply)

Haha yeah

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 14:28, Reply)

I have bought a new keyboard, as it happens.
Mine's a Vanguard Pro 96 what's yours lol
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.Yeti., Sun 23 Nov 2025, 14:41, Reply)

Casio VL Tone

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 14:45, Reply)

I like the bossa nova on that

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 14:46, Reply)

oh man I bet you could rip out some stone-cold hippity-hoppity on that

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.Yeti., Sun 23 Nov 2025, 14:52, Reply)

Shit yeah

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 15:58, Reply)

That's right sweetheart, ERGONOMIC MANAGEMENT KEYBOARD

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 23 Nov 2025, 15:21, Reply)

check your capslock

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 17:30, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 23 Nov 2025, 6:42, Reply)

yes

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 7:26, Reply)

no

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 7:35, Reply)

Where are you, that you would deny the risen sun?
alt: Cunt
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 9:17, Reply)

mrng

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 8:27, Reply)

People are saying it's the greatest morning, no-one's ever seen a morning like this before

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 8:37, Reply)

mmga

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 9:03, Reply)

No thanks, it's a little early for molly

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 9:20, Reply)

Some might say this is the best time of day to do it.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 10:28, Reply)

Never too early, never too late

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 10:29, Reply)

"Molly"?
Isn't that what clueless Americans who listen to "EDM" call it?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Nov 2025, 10:30, Reply)

might wang some molly down my japper

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 10:57, Reply)

One step ahead of you, m*sqrt(64).

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Nov 2025, 11:56, Reply)

lol squrt

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)

lol head

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 13:03, Reply)

lol 6

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Nov 2025, 13:30, Reply)

like in 69 lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 14:48, Reply)

Alright

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 2:05, Reply)

Sweet ger

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mongychops, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 3:46, Reply)

GS

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 4:03, Reply)

Yeah
Off to town in a bit, I need a new coat. You?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 8:52, Reply)

maybe he got a refund 🤷

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 17:45, Reply)

Doubtful

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Nov 2025, 17:55, Reply)

maybe his leg had just grow?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 19:34, Reply)

Too brown

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mongychops, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 19:54, Reply)

is it for a game?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 20:21, Reply)

U OK hun?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 19:55, Reply)

aye
queef posted about buying some tickets but then deleted
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 20:21, Reply)

Thx for sharing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 22:31, Reply)

sharing's caring babe

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 22:58, Reply)

Yeah I reconsidered
Tmi and all that
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 4:07, Reply)

Maybe it's Maybelline!

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.Yeti., Sat 22 Nov 2025, 20:31, Reply)

and after aaall…

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 21:41, Reply)

a n
l
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Nov 2025, 22:42, Reply)

Fuck off you refund.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Nov 2025, 21:54, Reply)

Fine but this is the last one, I'm not clicking any more of these

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 22:36, Reply)

Fuck off you refuse

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 8:35, Reply)

ffs

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Nov 2025, 12:19, Reply)

Maybe it’s mybellend

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 22:44, Reply)

AFTERNOON
- Morning, Part 2: The Dreichening
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 13:34, Reply)

Afternoon.
I am prepping a curry.

Might nonce about a bit while I am waiting.

And just read that the WEIRDOS and mentally unwell are a step closer to satisfaction with th puberty blockers being trialed…
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 13:51, Reply)

Who will rid me of this troublesome penus?

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 15:13, Reply)

If we petition rob he might permaban the prick, I suppose?

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Nov 2025, 15:17, Reply)

What’s your problem?
You a member of the blue haired transformer clan?

It’s funny isn’t it “a puerile digital arts forum” that takes the piss out of all and sundry, but fuck me if it doesn’t align with their MENTAL beliefs and political leanings “ban him”

Fucking tit
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 15:23, Reply)

Have you considered that “puerile” and “taking the piss” might not be the same as “bigotry” and “being a massive fucking bellend”?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 15:45, Reply)

Narrator's voice:
He had not, in fact, considered this.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:05, Reply)

It’s bigotry to say a man is a man and a woman is a woman and they are not interchangeable?
Fuck me heard it all now.

You are a fucking bellend as well.

You have blue hair don’t you? Or blue haired he/she’s as “friends”
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:24, Reply)

Nobody here shares your obsession with trans people, you tragic little egdelord.
In fact it's bizarre that you haven't got the message and simply fucked off.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:35, Reply)

I can't work out if blue hair is good or bad, I feel like I'm missing some vital information

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:44, Reply)

Has anyone asked JMG for his thoughts?

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:45, Reply)

I never got the impression he waited to be asked

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:46, Reply)

He has blue hair and definitely isn’t bald

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:50, Reply)

I didn't ask

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:55, Reply)

You otha brothas can´t denald

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 17:38, Reply)

Oh I got the message.
This is just sport for me now.

You lot are fucking pathetic arse delving cunts.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 17:10, Reply)

Perhaps you think any attention is better than none, but even you can do better than this eh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:51, Reply)

Asking for a friend: will we ever see another series of Father Ted?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 17:37, Reply)

Creator's reputation small, prospect of another series far away

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 18:34, Reply)

You know what? I reckon the trannies have got a bit big for their boots lately, all that special treatment they get, all those extra rights they have
Time to take them down a peg or two with some remorselessly edgy banter.

Who's in?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:01, Reply)

lol peg

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:35, Reply)

lol ban

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:42, Reply)

You really are a fucking stupid fucking cunt
Bet you voted Reform too, you massive knobcheese
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:38, Reply)

~~massive~~ suicidal Runcorn
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 17:26, Reply)

/links is over there ---------->

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:46, Reply)

alright Bernd Brandes

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 17:41, Reply)

~~puberty blockers being trialed…~~ is latest post from me, their global ambassador
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 17:36, Reply)

- curry
+ child
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 22 Nov 2025, 17:45, Reply)

"you are delivery number 69"
Nice.
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 15:29, Reply)

Preevening

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:28, Reply)

his cock doesn't do that preevening thing

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:45, Reply)

They actually crow at any time

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 16:54, Reply)

morning

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 8:02, Reply)

Good morning. I'm at the tyre place getting a new tyre for my wife's car after she drove over a screw.
Using the time while I wait to browse /b3ta and finish my report for the coroner
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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:10, Reply)

i don't think dead tyres require a coroner's report m8

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:45, Reply)

He’s under a lot of pressure at the moment

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 10:24, Reply)

Then he needs to tread carefully

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:18, Reply)

Certainly needs to get a grip

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:35, Reply)

oh give him a break, he's not had a good year

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:38, Reply)

this reply is such a letdown

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:37, Reply)

I certainly feel deflated

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)

I’m pneu to this thread, can I still join in?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 15:14, Reply)

Only if you’re wheely quiet

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 15:26, Reply)

*hilarious misunderstanding about a prison officer*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 10:00, Reply)

*unconvincing implication that this made me Laugh Out Loud*

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:09, Reply)

*entirely disingenous claim that it also made me collapse to to the ground with mirth, and then proceeded to repeatedly turn over whilst down there*

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:11, Reply)

*laughter track from Porridge*

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.Yeti., Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:12, Reply)

*obviously lie that the force of my laughter made me spit out my drink*

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Nov 2025, 12:36, Reply)

That's happened to me though. On the other hand, my sides have never split.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 14:44, Reply)

Fuck off you retread

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 12:39, Reply)

👏

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 13:17, Reply)

👍🏻

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 14:44, Reply)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 10:08, Reply)

confirmed

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 10:24, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:23, Reply)

morning
Just scraped that.

I was nearly late I was conversing privately with Mongy about the amazing topic of fucking watches and fishing the old fucking nonce
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:58, Reply)

I can't post in fucksocks/Spanishfly threads. Not blocking, personal choice. I like to retain some standards, do you have any standards?

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mongychops, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 22:03, Reply)

I won't eat nandos

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mongychops, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 22:04, Reply)

I won't work for fewer than £100/hr

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 22:08, Reply)

so you don't work much eh

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 22:12, Reply)

I used to charge $100/hr for web consultancy in the 2000s; my main client charged $750/hr as a corporate coach

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 22:24, Reply)

Make hay whilst the sun shines. It doesn't last

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mongychops, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 22:42, Reply)

It didn't mate

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 0:31, Reply)

Stardust and Caravan

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 22:12, Reply)

ISO 9001

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 22:21, Reply)

No, absolutely none

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 23:03, Reply)

Haven’t been in a McDonald’s for 25 years, except to sneak in for a piss one time. Didn’t buy anything.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 23:14, Reply)

Terrible behaviour. You should have least bought something. Tsk

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mongychops, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 23:45, Reply)

I have only ever pissed or fucked in McDonalds
- at my local branch in the 90s, their disabled toilet was good for a quicky
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 8:50, Reply)

HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 2:34, Reply)

Clearly not

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 7:02, Reply)

I read the evening standard once
does that count?
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:43, Reply)

evening

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:08, Reply)

HIYA!

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:40, Reply)

Go fuck yourself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:45, Reply)

GUNTSMEG

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:53, Reply)

HIYA! Go fuck yourself GUNTSMEG

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 18:50, Reply)

How terribly rude.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 19:07, Reply)

HIYA! Go fuck yourself GUNTSMEG How terribly rude. Weird name lol.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 19:47, Reply)

lol

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 4:03, Reply)

afternoon

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 12:02, Reply)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 13:02, Reply)

Hell

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:00, Reply)

o

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:00, Reply)

F.U.N.E.X?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:04, Reply)

50p M

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:08, Reply)

HA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 20:00, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8462387
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 10:35, Reply)

G'day.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 13:11, Reply)

Crikey!

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:00, Reply)

Stone the flamin' crows!

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:05, Reply)

~~crows~~ bassist
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 20:03, Reply)

2 / 7 Granny pants
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj414lgjykpo
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 14:15, Reply)

4/7

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 14:21, Reply)

3/7 getting an early GP appointment but it's so that they can tell you you've got arse cancer

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 14:24, Reply)

10/10 vasovagal syncope

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 14:28, Reply)

4/7 just over half

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 14:52, Reply)

make room in the pants

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 14:55, Reply)

5/7 a passable semblance of culture

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.Yeti., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 15:15, Reply)

b3ta, you don’t mean

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:03, Reply)

pasteurised yoghurt's got more culture than this place

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.Yeti., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 19:55, Reply)

5/7 RELEASE THE FILES

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:00, Reply)

, +YOU FOOLS!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 20:01, Reply)

3/7 greasy clinkers

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:04, Reply)

zero visibility

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 19:32, Reply)

Afternoon

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)

‘noon

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:01, Reply)

greetings and salutations

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 14:28, Reply)

alright Christian Slater

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 15:20, Reply)

$$ is a vociferous hardline atheist?
Or perhaps a militant Islamist?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:16, Reply)

Onward Christian Slater,
Roofing as to tiles
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:17, Reply)

lu ni
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:02, Reply)

wee ken :D

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:07, Reply)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 17:09, Reply)

Morning.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Nov 2025, 7:19, Reply)

Morning, couldn't help noticing Semen Kuksov is in the news today
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8030m1g2ygo
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 7:37, Reply)

That's just SO Semen

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 8:27, Reply)

Semen AF

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 9:16, Reply)

Primal Semen

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 10:31, Reply)

Cum Together

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 10:33, Reply)

Ejaculation Point

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 11:28, Reply)

it's ok
I only buy drugs on Saturdays.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 11:40, Reply)

Fine, but how many Saturdays in one of your weeks?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 11:47, Reply)

If he's listening to their music, 6

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 11:50, Reply)

mornholio

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 8:12, Reply)

Morning
-1 here this morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 8:34, Reply)

I never knew you were in the Stone Roses

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 8:55, Reply)

I try to keep it quiet

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 9:25, Reply)

morning
Still feeling pretty sub-prime here, day 6 of influenza.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Nov 2025, 9:33, Reply)

Do you get a lot of free stuff?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 16:06, Reply)

morning

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 9:34, Reply)

It's the start of black friday week
What a time to be alive!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 9:55, Reply)

Still morning now, too.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 11:04, Reply)

Still 2 hours till the cricket starts. I'm sure some of you have opinions I don't care about.

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mongychops, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 0:10, Reply)

Less than an hour now. So excited

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mongychops, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 1:34, Reply)

Well not a great start. 2 gone

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mongychops, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 2:57, Reply)

Just up now, I gather that cricket happened

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 6:05, Reply)

morning?

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 7:09, Reply)

*crickets*

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 8:25, Reply)

this is the closest thing to cray cray i have ever been

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:42, Reply)

Off. The. Hook.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:51, Reply)

i don't understand you lad. speak more clearliar

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 21:29, Reply)

Craylor Swift

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 21:09, Reply)

oh very nice

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 21:29, Reply)

As someone who grew up around Cray , it's alright. Was a working class area. Dunno now.

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mongychops, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 21:17, Reply)

probably been all genitalfied m8

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 21:27, Reply)

Ronnie AND Reggie?

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 21:35, Reply)

Have you never seen crayfish?

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 21:56, Reply)

Manill
Real name: Gary Mournfield
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:18, Reply)

Is Manill the opposite of Manuel?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:19, Reply)

I just thought you should know, I appreciate this joke

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:22, Reply)

You wuz robbed

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:27, Reply)

Thanks babe x

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:27, Reply)

Please don't encourage him

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 17:18, Reply)

+a, real name: envelope

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:21, Reply)

*pushes*

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:22, Reply)

^ edging

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:24, Reply)

Nearly 13 Million People On X Are Losing It After This Pregnant Woman Asked If It Was Okay To Bring Her Newborn To A Child-Free Wedding

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:28, Reply)

Your posts are like headlines from clickhole.com

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:08, Reply)

They are sometimes, yes. A few have come from the Guardian, which has taken a very steep dive to the bottom recently, but this one was from Yahoo
It's a little slice of American life right there: bashing down my neighbor's door to see if they've got anything that requires my harsh judgements.

The 12 best US gifts for the fitness fan in your life, vetted by a CrossFit coach
That's the Guardian
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:49, Reply)

I'll go and read How To Remove The Toxic Fitness Fan From Your Life in the Independent instead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 Nov 2025, 6:07, Reply)

Also, HeadStone Roses

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:24, Reply)

Maurice Micklewhite

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:47, Reply)

Sad. His boys are only 12. Lost mum and dad already. Gonna be a tough life even with money

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mongychops, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)

:'(

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 17:21, Reply)

I hope he didn't top himself. 2 twin lads who only lost their mum to cancer 2 years ago. Now dad. My mum died when I was early 20s and that was shit

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mongychops, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)

Reports say a stroke

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 17:46, Reply)

Did it happen last nite?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 19:11, Reply)

Like biggie and t pac. When will this inter band fighting stop

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mongychops, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 19:20, Reply)

Julian Casablancas' dad was a nonce

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 19:55, Reply)

Barely legal

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:52, Reply)

Like the dogs, maybe yours etc

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:55, Reply)

I'm having a stroke as I bzzrrlkn b bb

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:07, Reply)

dark

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 17:48, Reply)

Heard John Robb talking about him on 6 music on the way home,
it seems that by all accounts he was a lovely man. As you say, widowed with young kids too, horrible.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 18:09, Reply)

Never met him myself but he was mates with a number of mine
Loved by all
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 19:54, Reply)

My wife's sister adopted her pal's two teenage daughters last year
First the mum topped herself when the kids were in the house. Then the dad took them away on holiday to cheer them up: drowned in front of them. Poor buggers
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 19:59, Reply)

Sounds like you should put wife's sister on "suicide" watch, just sayin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 22:36, Reply)

Sounds like Simon Bates R1 thing where he’d tell an awful story and finish off with
… and the song that kept her going through it all was Joe Dolce’s Shuduppayaface
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 22:56, Reply)

I Am Not The Resurrection

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 17:25, Reply)

Gutted, he was great

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 17:34, Reply)

sad times :(

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 17:49, Reply)

That Primal Scream lineup with him and Kevin Shields tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 18:07, Reply)

Bass tuned to D.E.A.D

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 18:05, Reply)

Kaputski

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)

Skull X

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 18:07, Reply)

Final Scream

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 19:22, Reply)

Kill All Bassists

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:08, Reply)

Bobby KILL-EX-BASSIST

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 22:38, Reply)

Supposed to be National Gary Day, as well.
Didn't work out so well for him.
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.Yeti., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 18:44, Reply)

Yeah but did u see the football tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 18:57, Reply)

No.
I don't watch fitba. Roll on the Six Nations.
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.Yeti., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 19:45, Reply)

Sex notions more loike

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 19:56, Reply)

You're welcome to find the tournament sexual if it brightens your week.

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.Yeti., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:27, Reply)

WELL IT WAS SCOTLAND'S BEST PERFORMANCE FOR DECADES, AND THREE OF THEIR FOUR GOALS WERE ABSOLUTELY SUPERB.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:28, Reply)

*thumbs up*

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.Yeti., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 21:23, Reply)

Gary Went

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:36, Reply)

Gary sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 20:40, Reply)

Good afternoon, penis's

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)

sympathy pænus

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.Yeti., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 13:40, Reply)

sympathy alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 13:42, Reply)

Good afternoon

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 14:09, Reply)

Hey friend

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 15:10, Reply)

This thread hasn't really taken off like one might expect.
Possibly because of the difficult plural and apostrophe.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 6:02, Reply)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 6:44, Reply)

morning

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 7:04, Reply)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 7:11, Reply)

Morning

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 9:59, Reply)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 12:24, Reply)

morning chevron

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 7:15, Reply)

- morn
+ freez
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 20 Nov 2025, 7:11, Reply)

- morn
+ fist
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 7:12, Reply)

I endorse this message.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 8:55, Reply)

- morn
+ tail
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.Yeti., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 8:10, Reply)

- morn
+ Juan K
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 8:31, Reply)

It's a little-known fact that Scottish shortarse and Simple Minds frontman Jim Kerr is actually of Spanish lineage and was named Juan at birth. He anglicised it to Jim due to the legendarily xenophobic atmosphere in Scotland.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 9:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8462169
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:23, Reply)

What a crispy crunchy morning
lots of broken bones out there I recon
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 9:24, Reply)

Happy Birthday, Joe Biden! 🎉

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 9:33, Reply)

Thanks mate!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Nov 2025, 9:42, Reply)

And thanks for everything

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 11:17, Reply)

Sleepy Joe strikes again!

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 11:42, Reply)

In his sleep!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 16:25, Reply)

So long, +
~~everything~~ all the fash
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 13:13, Reply)

HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 10:31, Reply)

Fuck off you retard

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Nov 2025, 11:33, Reply)

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