Fail Collins

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:22, Reply)

Phil 'a deep hole with' Collins

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:23, Reply)

Phlid Collins

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:24, Reply)

hallo. how have you ween?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:38, Reply)

Saw TOTP from 1998 on BBC4 earlier.
I don't care if anyone thinks less of me for this, but Sheryl Crow's My Favourite Mistake is a fucking tune.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:45, Reply)

did it help you breathe more easily?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:53, Reply)

Yes, no, I don't know.
hth
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:55, Reply)

I'd soothe HER throat with my liquid action IYKWIM

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 1:39, Reply)

is she from Dottingham?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:58, Reply)

bollocks
(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:51, Reply)

you're not allowed to say that

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:21, Reply)

bollocks
(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:25, Reply)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 23:12, Reply)

YAWN off fuckface
(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 23:28, Reply)

Wotcha flid's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 15:58, Reply)

alright queef

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:02, Reply)

Sup

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:50, Reply)

Hiyas xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:16, Reply)

No m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:50, Reply)

Yo!

(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:37, Reply)

Shitty rainy day

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:50, Reply)

Love it.
Love it wet and warm
(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:14, Reply)

^incontinent

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:22, Reply)

I love shitting myself in public

(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:44, Reply)

Fred Flidstone

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:43, Reply)

The Outlaw Billy the Flid

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:51, Reply)

Bette Flidler

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:51, Reply)

Flid Vicious

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:52, Reply)

What Katy Flid

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:08, Reply)

Kate Fliddleton

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:11, Reply)

I know what you flid last bummer

( mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:41, Reply)

Fliddler on the Roof

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:38, Reply)

The Karate Flid

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:38, Reply)

the Flidwytch Cuckoos

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:39, Reply)

Flid Game

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 19:00, Reply)

Fli Dunday

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:21, Reply)

The Sound Of Music, but with flids in it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:38, Reply)

Flid Of Dreams

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:39, Reply)

Flidi Amin

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:52, Reply)

Fliddy First Dates

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:47, Reply)

A Tale Of Two Fliddies

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:49, Reply)

Fliddy Cent

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:49, Reply)

Happy 59th birthday Ad Roc

( mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:40, Reply)

Fliday night; innit?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:00, Reply)

Fli’day, sport.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:11, Reply)

Alright Queef.
I just did a guff that was the equivalent of the Tsar Bomba nuclear test of 1960, in terms of being the 'cleanest' nuclear blast of all time, as measured by ratio of explosive yield to radioactive fallout.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:26, Reply)

You mean you didn't follow through?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:35, Reply)

No, this was pure explosive yield in the high kiloton range.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:03, Reply)

Afternoon!
It's 5 past 12 here in Cyprus and I'm eating an ice cream - so I guess this is also a nommy lunch thread!
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:07, Reply)

didn't have you down as an Ayia Napa garage raver

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:10, Reply)

Oh yeah m8, I'm totally mad me. Just finished walking round the Tombs of the Kings archaeological site, stroked some random cat there and haven't even washed my hands yet!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:49, Reply)

= Graver, appropriately for today.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:11, Reply)

I haven't even thought about lunch yet
I've just finished watching Halloween, so now I'm watching Halloween 2
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:33, Reply)

That film makes me sad, Donald was so much better than that dross

( mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:07, Reply)

he was in hundreds of films
it's inevitable his hit rate would be less than 100%
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:58, Reply)

It would have been worse without him

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:26, Reply)

2nd best blofeld

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:39, Reply)

Charles Grey at no.1 obv
Kojak 3rd
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:05, Reply)

No love for Waltz?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:44, Reply)

I like him

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:02, Reply)

Season of the witch
ftw
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:08, Reply)

That's so bad that even I don't like it

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:11, Reply)

Pig on bread for me in a bit
Once I finish this episode of curb and knock one out to Cheryl Hines
(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:17, Reply)

fffffffffoooooooour
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq50j43pp9go
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:42, Reply)

5/7 morning

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:45, Reply)

5/7 cru

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:50, Reply)

2/7
Poor form.
(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:47, Reply)

quatro

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:52, Reply)

Fucking 2

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:03, Reply)

Same here we are shithawks aren’t we.

(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:07, Reply)

2/7 sleepwalking
Appropriate.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:14, Reply)

Since it’s Halloween, I’ll tell my best spooky joke.
What do gay ghosts do?
Put the willies up each other.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:49, Reply)

disgusting
(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:59, Reply)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:21, Reply)

I saw one of them transformers on tv today.
It had shoulders wider than mine and voice deeper than mine.

Smashing frock it had on though.
(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:19, Reply)

It’s not really my place to tell you what to do
but have you considered dying in a house fire?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:09, Reply)

I tried once.
Left a roll of tinfoil on a hob that was turned on.

I didn’t realise it was on fire until I couldn’t see the tv because of the smoke, I have no sense of smell.

But I did try.

Thanxxxx
(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:15, Reply)

I've stuck it on 2.0, not usually one to blow the ignore horn but seeing its posts offers no benefit to my life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 19:03, Reply)

Nom!
Enjoy it, matey plops!
( $$ ✅, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:30, Reply)

alright SS

(Chocco The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:44, Reply)

morning

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:41, Reply)

we have a right laugh here, don't we

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:48, Reply)

I don't.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 9:16, Reply)

That's the spirit!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 9:38, Reply)

Oh thank god I thought I'd missed the morning thread.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:03, Reply)

Which morning thread do I reply to?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:47, Reply)

mo

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:48, Reply)

th

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:49, Reply)

Ch

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:50, Reply)

lol mothCh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:43, Reply)

None, move on

( mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:21, Reply)

Morning, and it's a Friday one as well. How woo and yay is that?!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:46, Reply)

rn

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:48, Reply)

an

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:49, Reply)

ee

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:50, Reply)

lol rnanee

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:43, Reply)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:45, Reply)

ing

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:48, Reply)

ks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:49, Reply)

rs

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:50, Reply)

lol ingksrs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:43, Reply)

Oh pants

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:00, Reply)

Just taken my tablets
including the tablet that stops the other tablets from making me ill, to keep me functioning enough to go to work tomorrow so I can go home and take the next lot of tablets to repeat the cycle.
Am I doing this wrong?... :(
(Pompey Monkey, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:21, Reply)

Yes

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:39, Reply)

No heavy metal, Rolling Stones, we don't want you back
I'd rather jack
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:42, Reply)

ck t, ballbag and fat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:52, Reply)

Well it's very difficult to jerk off to, if that's what you're asking

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:44, Reply)

So I think what you're saying is 😨🚘💥🚗➡️🚑🩸🏥🩹🤕🦽🔜😊😌🆗😨🚘💥🚗➡️🚑🩸🏥🩹🤕🦽🔜😊😌🆗😨🚘💥🚗➡️🚑🩸🏥🩹🤕🦽🔜😊😌🆗

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:50, Reply)

I think you might be.
Have you tried, you know, just being healthy?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Oct 2025, 23:15, Reply)

No

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 6:58, Reply)

The nonce formally known as Prince

evening
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:25, Reply)

idgi

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:37, Reply)

"Andrew stripped of 'prince' title and will move out of Royal Lodge"
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:46, Reply)

Yeah I read about that. Tell us about your joke tho.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:51, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8460591
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:57, Reply)

So very, very smelmit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 21:26, Reply)

NO U

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:45, Reply)

LOL
pedo
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:04, Reply)

Hullo bumstain's
How's it gannin like
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:07, Reply)

Turns out my heart and blood pressure are fine
It's a modern-day miracle
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:09, Reply)

I was surprised because normally when I have my pressure checked it's always high. Turns out over 24hrs it's fine

( mongychops, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:29, Reply)

Same here
I couldn't find the place and was nearly late so was stressed out before the initial reading. 24hr test was fine
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:34, Reply)

No matter how many times I read about it I'll never understand blood pressure, or how vinyl works. Magnets both I assume

( mongychops, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:31, Reply)

Shitty ones.
Well done McQ. This is how the NHS should work. Just go away and it'll sort itself out.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:16, Reply)

This is why I leave difficult / complicated tasks in my inbox for as long as possible. If you leave them for long enough then the patient invariably dies and they are not longer your problem

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:20, Reply)

Defo magnets

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:00, Reply)

Whilst that is not how blood pressure works I do think I have just come up with a cure for erectile dysfunction.
I'd start by implanting opposite permanent magnets in the helmit and cervix, revising these to be electromagnets should uncoupling prove too difficult
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:03, Reply)

But then how do the fucken magnets work?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:01, Reply)

Would have thought blood pressure would be pretty easy for a plumber to understand.
Basically you want to keep your blood pressure below 140 systolic over 90 diastolic which is like the green bit on the boiler pressure gauge. If your blood pressure goes too much higher than that for too long then it's like when the excess water pressure causes water to be released from the pressure release valve and you see water trickling through the tundish, only instead of the pressure release valve it's your cerebral arteries rupturing and instead of water trickling through the tundish it's a massive haemorrhagic stroke
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:05, Reply)

140 systolic over 90 diastolic, just like in plumbing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:20, Reply)

I'm having a massive haemorrhagic stroke as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 21:19, Reply)

Yes that's just you getting all flustered because you fancy the nurse.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:56, Reply)

Your heart is fine? So you've undergone a full ECG, 24 hour tape, angiogram / CT angiogram / myocardial perfusion scan / echocardiogram / cardiac MRI?
Or someone who doesn't really care has just said 'yeah your pulse doesn't seem to be doing anything too weird so I'm sure you're fine'?
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:54, Reply)

ECG and 24hr BP monitor
Also mammogram, strippergram and Supergran
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 21:22, Reply)

sitting in the doctor's waiting room
so you know, been better
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:18, Reply)

Otis Reddzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:35, Reply)

hope the doctor gets better after seeing you

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:33, Reply)

You should have plenty of time to reflect on how much taxpayers money you're wasting when you would have got a far better answer from chatgpt

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:21, Reply)

milana vayntrub y/n/o

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:21, Reply)

dunno

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:37, Reply)

Not a type of cooked meat then ?

( mongychops, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:58, Reply)

Can't be

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:46, Reply)

yes/no/obligate carnivore

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🐸, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:33, Reply)

Yeti/Nine-headed Bird/Owlman

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 13:50, Reply)

Photographic evidence suggests she got fitted out with some plastic tits at some point. Can you ask her why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:00, Reply)

Not even with yours.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:13, Reply)

I would suggest yes m8, it's not like you can do any better.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:31, Reply)

The Dead Prince of Bel Air

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:10, Reply)

I love Lucy's braaains

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 13:13, Reply)

Mad About Eulogy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 13:59, Reply)

Everyone Degloves Raymond

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:04, Reply)

Flayaway

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:40, Reply)

Deglovi High

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:55, Reply)

Won't Smith

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:46, Reply)

This would be the perfect opportunity to post your stupid will smith smith bollocks

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:50, Reply)

I feel the moment has passed.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:08, Reply)

My new green card arrived yesterday, thank fuck.
I've had a little slip of paper stating that I'm legal and awaiting a new card, it looked like it was hurriedly photocopied by a child, it didn't even convince me.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:12, Reply)

Tell that to ICE, brah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:17, Reply)

Green card?
Sounds awfully woke, you want a nice Republican red card.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:25, Reply)

Congratulations on having to pay taxes to the USA wherever you live for ever

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:47, Reply)

I don't think that's going to be an issue, I don't reckon I'll live forever

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:34, Reply)

AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKER

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 21:25, Reply)

Alright

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:27, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:36, Reply)

Yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:47, Reply)

^ two alrights short of a Mcconaughey

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:42, Reply)

It’s going well, thank you for asking.
I have a posh wedding to go to this weekend - there’s a fancy pre-party tomorrow and then the actual ceremony on Saturday and partying afterwards. I expect to have the hangover from hell on Sunday.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 13:30, Reply)

Sounds exhausting
Have f u n
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:01, Reply)

Thanks, I’ll t r y

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:56, Reply)

g r e a t

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 17:30, Reply)

That certainly sounds like a wedding

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:33, Reply)

I couldn't find a pumpkin
Everywhere is sold out
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:45, Reply)

The small boat migrants have bought them all

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:02, Reply)

If they're small, how can they carry all the pumpkins?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:24, Reply)

Teamwork

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:47, Reply)

They could grip them by the husk

( .Yeti., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:54, Reply)

It's not the best time to be buying a pumpkin to be honest, demand is always high in late October due to Halloween.
Maybe try again in a couple of weeks?
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:39, Reply)

There's a direct correlation between the decline in society and lack of Justin Lee Collins based programmes
think about it
( $$ ✅, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 16:08, Reply)

Because of other commitments the first album (titled Another Side) was never released and subsequently the deal was called off.
Collins stated in an interview with Reveal magazine (2012) that he would like to resume his efforts to release music in the future.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 16:35, Reply)

Oh shit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 16:41, Reply)

I've been saying this for a LONG time bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 17:31, Reply)

There are no rap tracks in the Billboard Hot 100's top 40 for the first time since 1990.
The planet is healing.
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:03, Reply)

Finally getting rid of that ghastly black people's music, then.
#MAGA #Trump28
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:38, Reply)

Bit racist to assume that all rappers are black.
Brb wants to know your location.
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:28, Reply)

We should keep him occupied to prevent him from destroying us all, gotcha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:41, Reply)

END TOIMES

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:41, Reply)

Fucks sake, you made me lost the JLC game

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:40, Reply)

Still in Cyprus. Weather is great, shame about the company

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:57, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 7:29, Reply)

Oops upside your head

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 8:17, Reply)

There's some wet wipes on the bedside table mate

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 8:18, Reply)

They're just used Kleenex tho

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 8:50, Reply)

smelmit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 9:55, Reply)

Good night

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 21:01, Reply)

Cheers

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Oct 2025, 21:53, Reply)

He had to cut the wind with his balls

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 1:21, Reply)

I like his balls

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 1:28, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 9:03, Reply)

evening

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 29 Oct 2025, 19:05, Reply)

i brought my own snacks with me for tonight

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 19:25, Reply)

Pot Noodle?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 29 Oct 2025, 19:30, Reply)

just an assortment of nibbles
nibblesorts, i suppose
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 19:51, Reply)

assibles

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 20:51, Reply)

All you really need is a huge bag of peanuts, just sit right at the bar with them, try not to irresponsibly spill really a lot of them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 20:57, Reply)

t
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 21:11, Reply)

this is the saddest ever liveblog I apparently can't unsubscribe from, and I've seen garold's posts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 19:30, Reply)

i no m8

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 19:50, Reply)

Alright m8, keep yer aberaeron

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 19:45, Reply)

i fucking will m8

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 19:52, Reply)

Don't have a heart attack about it!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 29 Oct 2025, 20:38, Reply)

aberaeron dilberaero

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 29 Oct 2025, 20:51, Reply)

You're a wizard, Semen!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 20:58, Reply)

No
Only one wizard round these parts
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 22:59, Reply)

Nobody has ever seen one though.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 8:20, Reply)

Expermiarmus

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:03, Reply)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 29 Oct 2025, 13:31, Reply)

Do evening next

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 13:35, Reply)

evening next one, you fucking bellend
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 13:53, Reply)

evening next not pass Go, do not collect £200.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Oct 2025, 13:54, Reply)

I’ve been big ever since I was little

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 13:56, Reply)

o evening nextelete your account
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 13:59, Reply)

+ kill yourself

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:01, Reply)

disgusting

( $$ ✅, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:03, Reply)

It’s been taken out of context

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:19, Reply)

So has my mother

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:25, Reply)

I googled for some more of those funny sports announcer quotes about balls. Google said
Funny sports announcer quotes about balls include humorous lines like, "He had to cut the wind with his balls," or "I like his balls," from football commentary.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:29, Reply)

Haha, classic Google!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:38, Reply)

I bet Google cut the wind with his balls

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 15:50, Reply)

had to, no choice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 16:17, Reply)

I don't think they have google in Wales

( vladimir, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 17:02, Reply)

gogll

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 17:28, Reply)

ahahahahaha

( vladimir, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 17:32, Reply)

I'm a practicing contextual

( $$ ✅, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 15:10, Reply)

keep trying dear

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 16:18, Reply)

Agga +
evening next + do do push pineapple up your arse
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 15:15, Reply)

Evening!

( vladimir, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 17:03, Reply)

Evening!

( vladimir, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 17:03, Reply)

is there an echo in here

( vladimir, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 17:04, Reply)

evening

( $$ ✅, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:03, Reply)

Too soon.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:16, Reply)

He had to cut the wind with his balls

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:34, Reply)

I KNEW IT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:19, Reply)

FUCK YOU

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 14:29, Reply)