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Hola gun't's

I'm off to Aldershot in a bit, you couldn't make it up lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:20, Reply)
Do you know what I call it?
Aldershit!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:21, Reply)
Because it's shit there!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:21, Reply)
take a hot spoon for your boots m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:35, Reply)
Why endure such a thing, Queef's?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:01, Reply)
AlderSNOT, I calls it!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:24, Reply)
haha no way lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:13, Reply)
Aldershit?
or just some of it???!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:41, Reply)
A significant proportion of it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:16, Reply)
I often wonder why brb is so angry with the world
Don't get me wrong, there's a lot to be angry about, but he doesn't seem to know how (or when) to pick his battles
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:07, Reply)
Is it an autism type thing?
I'm not saying that to be rude or anything, I mean it sincerely
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:08, Reply)
I think it stems from an innate self loathing
Because he's a colossal nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:17, Reply)
I just bought a Little Richard & Sister Rosetta Tharpe LP
I didn't know they'd recorded together. Quite pleased to have found that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:43, Reply)
who?

(littlemix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:30, Reply)
Retarded fuckwit that has grandiose delusions of his limited intelligence

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:40, Reply)
Hey now, he reads lots of books!
This means he's better than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:03, Reply)
does he use words like grandiose?

(littlemix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:03, Reply)
English, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:18, Reply)
well, part of it at least

(littlemix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:30, Reply)
Hello
Got to pick up my prescription, then call in to my parents house for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:11, Reply)
-b +sh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:49, Reply)
I liked it when those three scrotes tried to rob the Macca's in Aldershot
and got leathered by the fifty squaddies in there for disturbing their meal.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:23, Reply)
I was born in a the miltary hospital there,
I say born what I really mean is broke through the rib cage of my host.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:40, Reply)
That's effecting self-release

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:49, Reply)
TOP GUNT

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:07, Reply)
I live there.
It's a hellhole. I recommend the Oriental shop.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I've never heard of a hit that had the word herb, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 16:09, Reply)
Just watched a documentary about the followers of christ
The parents watched their child die of an easily preventable illness because their so called religion does not allow medical intervention (it was God's plan for this child to die apparently) literally crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Have a good weekend
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 7:49, Reply)
Fuck you!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 7:50, Reply)
near the top!
i've got a bulging disc
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 11:29, Reply)
Checkmate, atheists

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 11:33, Reply)
Why is god such a fucking arsehole?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 8:06, Reply)
that question cracks me up

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 8:27, Reply)
Bit cheeky m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 8:41, Reply)
Hitler

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 8:40, Reply)
good old Hitler's Pages
we just help with the nasty things in life
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 8:44, Reply)
Gutentag ja ich looking for ein book
It's called Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:43, Reply)
I hate that shit
The parents should be in jail for manslaughter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 9:52, Reply)
16 months they got

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:09, Reply)
Should have been years, not months

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:50, Reply)
There was a case in America recently
Where a kid was refused a heart transplant because they were unvaccinated (on religious grounds). So apparently their parents faith forbade vaccines but not heart transplants. It's almost as if they're all full of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:04, Reply)
This documentary uncovered the fact that BOTH parents had visited a doctor in the past
for their own well being๐Ÿ˜ก
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:11, Reply)
For a religion that's based on helping the needy
A lot of them don't half enjoy making others suffer
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:14, Reply)
i went to a summer camp with our nextdoor neighbours once
lost my inhaler and was having a full on asthma attack and instead of taking me to hospital they all (kids and adults) gathered in a room with me at the front crying and gasping whilst they prayed for me to get better. it was fucking bonkers

they moved away a little after, i think because my mum was genuinely going to murder them
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:15, Reply)
LOL
camp
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:48, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:55, Reply)
it was like they got shot with a dart in the jugular that contained, like, the methamphetamine and rabies

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 11:25, Reply)
oh yeah that happened to me once
nasty business
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 11:28, Reply)
Not as nasty as something I just thought of

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 11:42, Reply)
not listening

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:37, Reply)
GESTATIONAL SAC

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:19, Reply)
Sac shavings

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:34, Reply)
SCROTE FRITTERS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:54, Reply)
TOASTCHODE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:39, Reply)
Come on now, tell us, what did you do?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 21:51, Reply)
nvm, I found what you did.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 22:02, Reply)
Back in sac

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:42, Reply)
Hit the black?
Foul ball!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:43, Reply)
gestational sacrebleu

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 18:46, Reply)
don't talk back

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:36, Reply)
saccitty sac

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:44, Reply)
Wax that crack

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:09, Reply)
I'm not sure I need one, keep shouting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:33, Reply)
I get a sac, you get a sac
everyone gets a sac
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:42, Reply)
Now I'm thinking if I don't get one I'm missing out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:44, Reply)
All the cool kids have one

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:45, Reply)
and all the uncool kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:51, Reply)
My name is Lee Mack and I smell of gestational sac, oi

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:40, Reply)
3 / 7 bit shit but could be worse
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwydl3pnqq8o
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:29, Reply)
0/7, a personal best

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:33, Reply)
2, kate can't draw for shit

(littlemix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:36, Reply)
God, she really can't.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:08, Reply)
I think it displays the basic ambiguity of modern art

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:11, Reply)
I think it displays the fact that she's shit at drawing

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:58, Reply)
Have you got me on ignore or saink?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:15, Reply)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:36, Reply)
Are you expecting him to say 'yes'?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2025, 16:10, Reply)
He's not very bright.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:45, Reply)
Kill yourself, Trouser.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 20:05, Reply)
It pleases me that I broke you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 21:46, Reply)
You've not broken anything, I simply don't like you, Trouser.
No point trying to banter with someone I think is worthless. Weird that you want to interact with me when I've made it clear I think the world would be better without you.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 22:05, Reply)
You replied to me.
Utterly broken, with so little effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 22:20, Reply)
Replying isn't breaking, Trouser.
You're not very bright.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 23:06, Reply)
4/7 PWRBTTM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:33, Reply)
anyone here use a poo-hole?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:10, Reply)
I sure do

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:11, Reply)
great, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:12, Reply)
Convenient in so many ways

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:13, Reply)
Yeah took a bit of configuring but well worth it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:13, Reply)
all the guides I can find seem to miss shits out or assume I know more than I poo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:16, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8438545
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:14, Reply)
Regularly

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:33, Reply)
mine or someone else's?

(littlemix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:36, Reply)
2/7 Fackin' Ada Rongomatane Ariki
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwydl3pnqq8o
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:56, Reply)
2/7, Gnome with a hardon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:04, Reply)
7/7 excruciating priapism

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:06, Reply)
Saw them supporting Napalm Death in 92

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:11, Reply)
anyone here use a pi-hole?
I've installed it all and tried to configure it but all the guides I can find seem to miss bits out or assume I know more than I do (which is 'very little')

alt: afternoon
alt alt: happy candles mof
(littlemix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:52, Reply)
Nope
Never really bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:09, Reply)
afternoon

(littlemix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:10, Reply)
Yeah but my cock was too big

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:12, Reply)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:26, Reply)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 15:36, Reply)
Yeah but I could barely touch the sides

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:16, Reply)
maybe swap yours with horrible's

(littlemix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:32, Reply)

youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=VAQglrI7kB9rJ49x
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:35, Reply)
No.
If you want to block malware, use Cloudflare DNS on your main router. 1.1.1.2 and 1.0.0.2.
If you want to block NSFW too, change that 2 to 3.
For no blocking, just fastness, use 1.1.1.1 and 1.0.0.1.

Quad9 offer similar DNS filtering options.

For ads, you will just have to read up more on Pi-Hole, or make your own router with something like pfSense.

HTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:35, Reply)
that didn't help

(littlemix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:32, Reply)
Reading up more on Pi-Hole will.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 19:46, Reply)
O YAA AAH HAAHDAAHNT FAAHT AAHV DAAHT!

(littlemix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 9:29, Reply)
*boops your nose*
You are welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 10:42, Reply)
U need teh uplaod codez

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2025, 13:59, Reply)
Well, fudge my budget... it's Friday
Morning
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Fri 21 Feb 2025, 5:03, Reply)
Send them back.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 5:19, Reply)
send them all back

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 7:20, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:02, Reply)
SCROTE FRITTERS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:37, Reply)
My name is Elton John and I smell of beef bourguignon, oi
morning
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 7:43, Reply)
I call his smell Elton Musk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:07, Reply)
PUT TWO TANGS IN A 55 GALLON TANK

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:42, Reply)
Not me, I use Vidal Sassoon Fish and Go.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:01, Reply)
You use rinse and mince and you know it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:45, Reply)
My name is Barry Sheen and I smell of lamb tagine, oi

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:28, Reply)
People who pronounce 'turmeric' as 'tumour-ic' should be forcibly sterilised.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:01, Reply)
A fun addition to put in some homemade bathbombs.
A lolarious gift.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:44, Reply)
What a day!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:23, Reply)
Well, smudge my budgie: so it is.
Time for a bit of that weekending soon, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 21 Feb 2025, 8:30, Reply)
My last day before 2 weeks off

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 9:29, Reply)
Got any sensational plans?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:06, Reply)
No
Only found out on Monday that I would be off and I don't have any money to go anywhere. Probably just chill.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:44, Reply)
I'm looking forward to being skint as my back is fucked
Job is physically demanding and I'm self employed, so if I'm not in i get nothing, just waiting to see a physio at the docs now
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:37, Reply)
I hope they're more useful to you than they were to me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:48, Reply)
so what

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:09, Reply)
Are you in a 55 gallon tank?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:33, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:03, Reply)
How many of you are there? This is important.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 10:36, Reply)
tangledupintwo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:04, Reply)
*attacks*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:06, Reply)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:03, Reply)
SHUT THE FUCK UP WE'VE GOT TWO TANGS IN A 55 GALLON TANK HERE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:07, Reply)
One turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:16, Reply)
That's not very GEOSTORM of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:21, Reply)
Make sure they are Naso Tangs for maximum effect.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:36, Reply)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:12, Reply)
As Rockwell famously said
"I work from nine to five, hey, hell, I pay the price!"
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 11:12, Reply)
Why did the Manager of a blotting paper company not want to retire?
He found the job too absorbing.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 18:57, Reply)
Happy candles.
And fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:10, Reply)
JOBS
Why did the angel lose his job?
Because of harp failure.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:34, Reply)
The punchline wasn't worth the effort

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:31, Reply)
Yeah a lot of these jokes look as if they could be funny if they were better worded, and better thought through.
Gary Wilmott's joke book was much better.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:31, Reply)
Rob published a joke book a while back.
I reckon you should give it a go, might be right up your street.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 21:05, Reply)
Pass.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 21:37, Reply)
Rob published a joke book a while back.
I reckon you should give it a go, might be right up your pass.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 22:12, Reply)
22 happy flaming candles up your bum™

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 14:07, Reply)
He couldn't face the idea of pottering around the house all day and getting under his wife's feet!
Lol!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:44, Reply)
What did the Eskimo wife sing when her husband asked what they were having for lunch?
"Whale Meat Again!"
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:39, Reply)
Happy candles
Have a non-sweaty sumo non-wank
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I've never heard of a hit that had the word herb, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 21:05, Reply)
We’re badly over budget at work. Gotta save £50k in a hurry
McQ spends that on 45s in a week. How could you cut costs rapidly?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:09, Reply)
Get rid of all the DEI hires
/Trump
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:25, Reply)
Hmm. Will put it to the ED&I committee

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:07, Reply)
Sorry they don’t work after 4pm

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:20, Reply)

after 4pm

/Elon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:30, Reply)
Enemas, Dildos & Inflation?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:34, Reply)
No real law firms please

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:41, Reply)
Cher'szzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:23, Reply)
kill the rich
take their bonuses
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:25, Reply)

bo a
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:55, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Gonz. :(
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:57, Reply)
that won't leave much

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:26, Reply)
Sell feet pics on OnlyFans

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:27, Reply)
I’m not setting up another social media account for this lot

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:07, Reply)
-onlyfans +b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:08, Reply)
put 2 tangs in a 55 gallon tank

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:29, Reply)
MODS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:46, Reply)
Hey, everyone's talking about it.
www.google.com/search?q=tangs+in+a+55+gallon+tank
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:26, Reply)
Fire the most expensive and least productive senior managers.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:31, Reply)
Happy brbirthday

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:37, Reply)
Cheers, Cheers.
brb
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:04, Reply)
We could heat the place with your candles!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:09, Reply)
Deport all the brown people

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:34, Reply)
That’s your answer to everything

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:38, Reply)
Well yeah.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:49, Reply)
from where

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:09, Reply)
Great Britain mate, GREAT FACKIN BRITAIN

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:44, Reply)
oh rite yeah white power!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:57, Reply)
Lemonade stand

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:24, Reply)
Fire mid-level executives

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 16:57, Reply)
That’s be me so up yer bum!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 17:38, Reply)
Hello, sexual harassment claim!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:31, Reply)
No real names please

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 23:03, Reply)
Get someone to innocently kiss you on the cheek
Then sue them for thousands
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Thu 20 Feb 2025, 18:46, Reply)
People who use 'elude' instead of 'allude' should be hanged.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 19:56, Reply)
Get rid of all blobbing birds and woofters

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 20:17, Reply)
Lunchy wunchy nommy-nomz!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:47, Reply)
Delete this please

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:05, Reply)
-del -lse

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:16, Reply)
ete this pea??

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:19, Reply)
for lunch!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:58, Reply)
wat?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:20, Reply)
Good evening.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:19, Reply)
night

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:21, Reply)
CUNT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:51, Reply)
TOASTCHODE

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:53, Reply)
meh,

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:57, Reply)
Morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:17, Reply)
ptpdtb, I approve

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:32, Reply)
Prune an anemone

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 10:42, Reply)
+ instead then, motherfucker

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:29, Reply)
So you proposed something impossible then?
Here on /reefchat
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:20, Reply)
OH PLACE YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAANDS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:24, Reply)
Anyway, they say it can't be done but I don't see anyone stopping me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:25, Reply)
Its amazing that if you mention putting 2 tangs in a 55 gallon tank, you get attacked. Teach people to cut nems in half and nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 14:03, Reply)
Blue or convict?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 14:44, Reply)
Yeah, I scrolled down too. Shit sure got real.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:04, Reply)
Maybe pics will help.
Before
After cutting
Both of them back in the tank.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 14:02, Reply)
Mention putting 2 tangs in a 55 gallon tank again.
Mention putting 2 tangs in a 55 gallon tank again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, mention putting 2 tangs in a 55 gallon tank one more Goddamn time!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:06, Reply)
^2 tang clan
A year after my application, my new green card finally turned up. they got the date on the card wrong so now i have to get it fixed. This seems impossible currently.
uscis website is considerably more broken than it was 5 days ago, I'm pretty sure I know which way that's going. Their phone number is a stonewall ai which always eventually directs you back to the website.
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:28, Reply)
Brett
Current Tank Info: Leemar 60x36x24, 8x80 T5/LED Sfiligoi GENESIS Alpha 300 skimmer
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:35, Reply)
cor i don't half fancy you Brett

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 15:39, Reply)
DEPORTATION 4 U!11!!1111!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2025, 12:47, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:38, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:45, Reply)
morning v2.0

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:50, Reply)
does anyone remember the bit in russ abbotts atmosphere where you see a birds minge?
or nah
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 10:42, Reply)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:26, Reply)
k

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:15, Reply)
That's Russ Abbot's face

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:29, Reply)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:14, Reply)
You been dreaming about Bella Emberg again?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:02, Reply)
im gaslighting maself at this point, im sure there was a flash of fan
idk man
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 12:14, Reply)
fuck off you shlaaag

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 13:59, Reply)
We had raclette last night. Cheese heavy dinner.
I had some odd dreams. Something about cigarette packets. Can't remember any more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:34, Reply)
Anecdotes, etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:35, Reply)
Were the cigarettes at least gauloise?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:56, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 4:00, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 7:32, Reply)
off work todat bad back

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 8:51, Reply)
dis bad back?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 8:54, Reply)
went to work yesterday cam home, lay down, fell asleep for a few hours.
when i woke i was in a spot of bother. it actually took 10 minutes to get from laying on my front to laying on my side. fml
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:00, Reply)
had to get to the kitchen to get to the painkillers
and that was so much fun
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 9:04, Reply)
I bet your back went into SPASM lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 11:09, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 7:51, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 8:24, Reply)
Thursday hippy hippy hooray

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 8:36, Reply)
What are your "desert island" CDs?
I'd take the Manhunter soundtrack, a Vangelis album, Raiders of the Lost Ark soundtrack and a 20 CD country western music set.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I've never heard of a hit that had the word herb, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:19, Reply)
There is no means to play CDs. This is worthless on a desert island.
Bring basic tools instead, you will live longer and maybe survive and escape. Make sure you focus on obtaining/making fresh water first, then shelter and food.

Good Luck,
Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:24, Reply)
Bring vinyl,
you can spin it by hand around a twig using a porcupine quill and conch shell as a rudimentary stylus/speaker before you die of dysentery.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:33, Reply)
not everything is about you, ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:44, Reply)
Prune an anemone instead then, motherfucker

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:52, Reply)
Admittedly I was thinking about sea urchins and got the name wrong,
I just enjoyed saying "prune an anemone" in my head as I typed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:55, Reply)
it is funny, i thought it was a euphemism at first
also prune is a funny word
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:56, Reply)

so is wrinkled
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 21:01, Reply)
CDs are extremely reflective, so having at least one would be a good way to signal for help from a passing ship/plane using reflected sunlight.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:52, Reply)
better to take a laserdisc

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 20:01, Reply)
LOL
He-Man
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:39, Reply)
Pretty sure taking a 20-CD set is against the rules.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 20:10, Reply)
Henry Kissinger and Julian Clary

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 20:28, Reply)
I'm related to Julian Clary
Not close enough to know him personally, but enough for us to have crossed paths once
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I've never heard of a hit that had the word herb, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 6:14, Reply)
I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 20 Feb 2025, 7:25, Reply)
I was wearing an onion on my belt
which was the style at the time.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I've never heard of a hit that had the word herb, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 18:03, Reply)
Never heard the program. Seems shit .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 22:29, Reply)
CDs are well smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Feb 2025, 0:04, Reply)
Might use my BWC to go ATM with a BBW PAWG.
U?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2025, 16:30, Reply)
TOAST Malone

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 16:43, Reply)
Big hairy balls, cuntface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 16:51, Reply)
CHODE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 16:51, Reply)
CHODE to nowhere

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 17:08, Reply)
ATM ANT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 17:35, Reply)
I'm nostalgic for old fashioned porn
without all the incest, choking, pissing and cross eyed nonsense.

Bring back big muffs and perms.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 17:39, Reply)
Big muffs are great.
I also don't understand why everyone apparently needs to be someone else's step-relative.

It's gross if you're not into incest at all, like a normal person, and if you are, surely it's disappointing because it's not even proper incest?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2025, 17:57, Reply)
Big muffs are indeed great.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 18:38, Reply)
An old friend of mine works in the industry
and he cites the destigmatization of divorce leading to an increase in step/outlaw/extended family cohabitation as the source of the step-incest trend.

Sounds a bit Praeger-U to me, but maybe he has the germ of a point.

I had always assumed it was a 4-chan gameification thing because I recall the change in focus happened very suddenly, but that doesn't explain why the focus has stayed on it for so long. There must be a real demand for it. Young people are disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 18:56, Reply)
It seems to have coincided with the start of Game Of Thrones,
but which way round the causation goes, I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:05, Reply)
I think Egyptian history was on the national curriculum for a while in the 00s,
and Star Wars was pretty big from the 70s to the 00s too. There must be pop culture references going all the way back, Shakespeare loved the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 20:58, Reply)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 18:13, Reply)
My birthday today. Might do fuck all.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 18:52, Reply)
happy birthday mongy, i'll be sure to raise a pipe to you
Done! Watermelon Otai strain.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:00, Reply)
happy birthday you old git

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:04, Reply)
Happy birthday
Do whatever you want, it's allowed on your birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:38, Reply)
Happy birthday on this day which is your birthday, being the anniversary of the day on which you were born.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:52, Reply)
happy birthday x

(littlemix link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 21:55, Reply)

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