Steam up the bum, steam it up
While your feet are stumpin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look ahead, the crowd is dumpin'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:03, Reply)

Give me steam
And how you bum to make it real
Real as anything you've steamed
Get a life with this steamer's bum
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:06, Reply)

And how you bum to make it real
Real as anything you've steamed
Get a life with this steamer's bum Joanna, gimme steam Joanna gimme steam, Joanna when de morning bums
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:36, Reply)

Nice, a song that I actually know and is good, for a change.

( .Yeti., Thu 4 Dec 2025, 22:02, Reply)

I have no idea what it is.
I know I usually join in with these things, but I must admit this one leaves me largely mystified.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 22:55, Reply)

such a perfect day
i'm glad i steamed up your poo
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:10, Reply)

You just keep me hamging on

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:16, Reply)

Everybody steam your bum
The Rebel's here and he's street tum
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:27, Reply)

Bum steam back again
Cheek it to steam it let's begin
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:32, Reply)

Ice is back with my steambum invention

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:23, Reply)

Steam bumminer nah give me producer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:37, Reply)

Steam Warriors - Wash your Bum in my Sink

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:47, Reply)

You never know di gangsta, mi steam dem inna bumhole Well, yeah
You never know di hortical, mi steam dem inna bumhole Well, yeah
You never know Shy FX, mon, big inna bumhole Well, yeah
You never know UK Apache big inna bumhole
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:51, Reply)

^original botter

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:52, Reply)

The Steamed Crack of Notre Bum

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:51, Reply)

The Fall of the House of Bumsteam

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Dec 2025, 20:18, Reply)

Bum of Steams

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 20:36, Reply)

Seven Bums for Seven Steamers

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 20:52, Reply)

Steamer? I bumly know ‘er!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 20:33, Reply)

Dr Steambum (or How I Learned To Steam The Bum)

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 20:38, Reply)

You can’t steam in here, this is the bum room!

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 21:00, Reply)

Ground control to steam a bum

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 20:56, Reply)

Don’t you steam me bumby

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 20:57, Reply)

That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed bums we're having. Mmmm, steamed bums!

afternoon, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 14:52, Reply)

That's no moon. It's a bumsteamer.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Dec 2025, 15:00, Reply)

That's not a bum, THIS is a bum.
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 16:34, Reply)

I don't need the gun John. I can bum you!
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 16:38, Reply)

"Don't steam, it's vision is based on bum steam"
*steams*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 16:43, Reply)

But being as this is a 44 inch Manbum, the most powerful manbum in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel steamy?' Well, do ya, punk?"
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 16:51, Reply)

I liked the bit in Titanic when the car windows bum steamed up.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 16:54, Reply)

Remember, Sully, when I promised to bum you last? I lied
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:03, Reply)

If it steams, we can bum it

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:04, Reply)

You're only supposed to steam the bloody bums off!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:29, Reply)

All those moments will be lost in time, like bums in rain
Time to steam
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:50, Reply)

I know now why you bum. But it's something I can never do
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:52, Reply)

"Jack, I want you to bum me like one of your French girls"
*steams*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:22, Reply)

in bum, no one can hear you steam

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 18:33, Reply)

Some of us are nil by mouth, you insensitive prick

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:04, Reply)

Other orifices are also available.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:21, Reply)

I'm currently out of orifice until further notice

( $$ ✅, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 17:59, Reply)

I can't really ingest food through my ears
And I've had my scan, so now I can eat.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:37, Reply)

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Steam Machine with all this guff about steam.

( .Yeti., Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:06, Reply)

It doesn't sound very bummy, perhaps that's why

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:10, Reply)

That could be a factor.

( .Yeti., Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:50, Reply)

"you could think of it almost as if massage parlors were giving out antidepressants that also might explode"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:22, Reply)

Schrödinger's happy ending

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:38, Reply)

What the shuddering, gibbering cock are you flapping on about, man?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:41, Reply)

not me, it's from the Guardian, maybe Chris Morris is writing for them now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 20:01, Reply)

morning
Alt: something something bum steam?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 6:38, Reply)

Ha ha, yeah.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Dec 2025, 6:39, Reply)

I've been up for the cricket since 4. It as usual started awfully.

( mongychops, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 6:57, Reply)

You mean it wasn't rained off? That is unfortunate

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 14:24, Reply)

Steve came-a-Cropper

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 8:11, Reply)

Donald "Duck" Done

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 10:57, Reply)

Willie "Tombstone" Hall

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 12:09, Reply)

Gone Belushi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 12:30, Reply)

Dan Necroyd

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 13:43, Reply)

Doneis Hopper

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 13:48, Reply)

anal sauna AM

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 8:54, Reply)

What a wonderful phrase

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 8:56, Reply)

Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Dec 2025, 9:12, Reply)

-na se
asel mm lol
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 11:50, Reply)

sause?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 12:22, Reply)

oh fuck i'm stupid :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 13:23, Reply)

Primal Bumsteam

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 4 Dec 2025, 9:12, Reply)

zero visibility

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 11:03, Reply)

Bum to steamer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 11:35, Reply)

If you write 'dog food lid' backwards, you get 'dildo of god'.
Makes you think.
( .Yeti., Thu 4 Dec 2025, 10:00, Reply)

Mind - blown
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 10:19, Reply)

Well if this doesn't wake up the sheeple, nothing will.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 10:59, Reply)

I used to work with someone that would always write microsoft with a dollar symbol
he was an insufferable cunt.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 11:07, Reply)

^ used to work with Steve Jobs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 11:36, Reply)

Lol jobs

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 12:09, Reply)

Gimme that bum steamer bum steamer
We know how to steam it
Gimme that bum steamer bum steamer
We know how to ream it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 20:54, Reply)

Bums steaming bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper, "I love you"
Bums steaming in the sycamore tree
Steam a little bum for me
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 21:10, Reply)

When I want you in my arse
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Steam, steam, steam, steam
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 21:14, Reply)

Cash rules everything around me
STEAM get the bummy
Dollar dollar bill y'all
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 21:22, Reply)

I know it's up for me
(If you steam my bumshite)
Making sure I'm not in too deep
(If you steam my bumshite)
Keeping versed and on my feet
(If you steam my bumshite)
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 21:39, Reply)

'Cos I'm just a steam age bumbag baby

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 21:42, Reply)

giant welts are what you make
steaming on the bum
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 22:55, Reply)

You steamed the bum from, you steamed the bum from my faaaaaaaaaaart

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 23:15, Reply)

These bums were made for steaming, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these bums are gonna steam all over you

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 23:27, Reply)

Your love is like bum medicine
Bum medicine is all I need
Oh, oh, oh, steam it up, just like bum medicine
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 23:30, Reply)

Steam, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely bumming!
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 23:35, Reply)

Been waiting for a phonecall to tell me if my best friend has died
The call came, he has survived the surgery that should have killed him. He's a fighter, I know that, but I'm so beyond glad that he's survived.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 22:19, Reply)

Well that's excellent news
Fucking nice one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 22:56, Reply)

pleased to hear it

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 23:04, Reply)

Glad to hear it

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 23:32, Reply)

I'm surprised you approve, if the surgery should have killed him but it didn't work then that sounds like medical negligence.
Oh yeah right enough, as you were.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Dec 2025, 19:37, Reply)

Sky bumsteams in flight

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 15:31, Reply)

Flight the powder
We've got to flight the powders that steam
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 3 Dec 2025, 16:22, Reply)

Night of the Living Bumsteamers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Dec 2025, 16:40, Reply)

Bum Flew Over A Steamer's Nest

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 16:45, Reply)

Fear Of A Bumsteamed Planet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 16:46, Reply)

Yo! Bumsteam the Show!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Dec 2025, 16:54, Reply)

It Takes A Nation Of Bumsteamers To Hold Us Back

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:04, Reply)

I know what you steamed last bummer

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:43, Reply)

Stop! Or my bum will steam

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:44, Reply)

Bum and Ted's Steamcellent adventure

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:46, Reply)

Bum in Steamy seconds

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:54, Reply)

The Good, The Bum and The Steamy

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 18:24, Reply)

2 Bum, 2 Steamious

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 Dec 2025, 18:30, Reply)

A Midbummer Night's Steam

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 18:47, Reply)

Inglourious Bumsteams

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:38, Reply)

Steamdler's Bum

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:41, Reply)

Harry Potter and The Steamed Bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:47, Reply)

Harry Steamer and the half-bummed prince

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:49, Reply)

Rogue Bum: A Steam Wars Story

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:50, Reply)

Bum-man vs Steam-man

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:52, Reply)

The Steamy Professor 2: The Bums

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:52, Reply)

To Steam a Mockingbum

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:57, Reply)

Requibum for a Steam

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 18:48, Reply)

She's a steamy bummer
She'll steam your arse and you will feel it
She's like "don't struggle"
And before you know it, you'll be on your knees
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 16:51, Reply)

I Can Feel It, Steaming In The Bum Tonight

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:34, Reply)

In the words of Karine Le Marchand
T'es gay
( $$ ✅, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:09, Reply)

I looked her up. She probably did.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:34, Reply)

I bet she steamed her bum too

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 17:48, Reply)

2 Bums 1 Steam

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Dec 2025, 19:31, Reply)

Steamboat Party

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 19:41, Reply)

Bumgirl

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 19:41, Reply)

Transsexual Bumsteamers 4

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Dec 2025, 20:53, Reply)

Hey hey bummer, said the way you move,
Gon' make you steam, gon' make you groove!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 Dec 2025, 20:51, Reply)

Morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 6:33, Reply)

You know I'm a steamer
But my bum’s of gold
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 7:15, Reply)

you may say I'm a steamer
but mine's not the only bum
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 8:18, Reply)

Together in electric steams

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 10:53, Reply)

Bum steams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 11:34, Reply)

Sisters Are Bumsteaming For Themselves

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:22, Reply)

Bumma bumma bumma bumma bumma chasteameon
You bum and go
You bum and go-ooo-o
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:26, Reply)

She's a bumsteamer, bumsteamer on the floor
And she's steaming like she's never steamed before
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:43, Reply)

Informer
You no say Daddy me Snow me, I'll go blame
A steamy bum-bum down
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:55, Reply)

She's A Steamy Bummer
She'll steam your bum but you won't feel it,
She's like no oven,
Before you know it you'll be on your knees.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:59, Reply)

You steam the bum I run to
The bum that I belong to
You steam the bum I want for life
(You steam the bum)
You steam the bum that I love
The only bum I dream of
You steam the bum I kiss goodnight
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 13:10, Reply)

Hey steamy bum bum
You sweet sugar dumpling
Hey steamy bum bum
Let me tell you
Something
Now, not because
Youre so big and hot
Don′t believe I'm
Afraid I'm not
Self praise is no
Recommendation.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 14:02, Reply)

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain

To see for certain what I thought I knew
Far, far, away, someone was weeping
But the bum was steaming
Any steam will do
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 15:08, Reply)

^ African Bum Steamer

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Dec 2025, 7:28, Reply)

Morning.
It’s a fresh and fine morning out here and I’m so happy to be going to work rather than staying in bed with a cup of tea.

No wait, what I actually meant to say was: bollocks.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 7:39, Reply)

Oh Grrrmachine was here

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 8:03, Reply)

"i don't want to say this, because i know your hook-nosed jew phone is listening, but..."
my quote of the day
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 8:43, Reply)

I don't think you're supposed to just write down things you've said

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 8:46, Reply)

/links is over there ---------->

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Dec 2025, 9:43, Reply)

I'm struggling to understand what that means

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 9:47, Reply)

In consecutive threads, "MiseryCunt" has denigrated Polish people and Jews.
Seems pretty clear what it means, but I'm not supposed to say Hitler.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 10:26, Reply)

His phone is Jewish?
I still don't understand
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 13:55, Reply)

nobody does

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 14:35, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 8:54, Reply)

Hi-de-hi

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 9:06, Reply)

Why can't we say Hitler?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Dec 2025, 11:58, Reply)

I can't say

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:22, Reply)

I did not Hitler, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not Hitler! I did naaht. O hai Heinrich.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:36, Reply)

You said it!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:44, Reply)

I did not, I just said so

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 12:55, Reply)

Hi

( $$ ✅, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 13:43, Reply)

Fuck off you re: patio
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 13:52, Reply)

Fuck off you repatio?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 14:42, Reply)

no u

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 14:43, Reply)

I said yeast too much and now it sounds weird, YEAST

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 15:18, Reply)

She's a yeasty lover

( broadsword, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 16:25, Reply)

can't believe no-one's wished MGT happy candle day yet
You bunch of self-absorbed twats
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=19525
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 23:26, Reply)

candle days are an abstract concept

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 23:28, Reply)

fuck off you polish prick

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 23:53, Reply)

do they look better polished?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 23:54, Reply)

I try to polish mine regularly
But it still looks like a dried out Lincolnshire banger.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 6:33, Reply)

i performed an interpretive dance

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 23:54, Reply)

'kids' was a pretty decent tune

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 5:59, Reply)

Fuck off Spanishfly

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 7:23, Reply)

Maybe you should add it to /calendar for next year so we don’t forget?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 7:14, Reply)

5 digit user IDs are so gauche.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 11:28, Reply)

Bollocks from Austria.
What's Austria famous for? I can't say Hitler.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 18:20, Reply)

Arnie

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 18:21, Reply)

and Hitler, obv

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 18:22, Reply)

and me
b3ta.com/talk/8183910
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 18:36, Reply)

Lol Wien

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 18:40, Reply)

I'm wien my pants

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 19:16, Reply)

I can't say that
They might feel sensitively
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 18:40, Reply)

Mozart, I guess?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 Dec 2025, 18:30, Reply)

And Hitler?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 18:40, Reply)

Hallstatt Culture

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 19:09, Reply)

You know, the guy who sang Cockney Translation and Police Officer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 19:10, Reply)

That pun was very La-Tène-uous.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 Dec 2025, 20:02, Reply)

Falco

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 19:12, Reply)

Heinrich von Bümschteam

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 19:14, Reply)

Those funny hats

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 19:34, Reply)

Incest cellar bumfun

( broadsword, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 19:47, Reply)

Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 19:56, Reply)

My favourite Fall album, that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 Dec 2025, 21:00, Reply)

Dog-knobbing

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 19:52, Reply)

Kangaroos

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 20:21, Reply)

Dingos eating babies

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 20:32, Reply)

Dingo power!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 21:19, Reply)

Strudel?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 21:06, Reply)

And Josef Fritzl, of course

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 21:07, Reply)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 13:56, Reply)

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the risin' odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

I NEED STEAM BUM!
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A STEAM BUM TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:35, Reply)

Alright mofaha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:36, Reply)

alright Smegg

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:39, Reply)

reading that made me realise I never knew the lyrics
and had been making vaguely wordlike sounds whenever I sang along
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:48, Reply)

Cool, cheers for the update

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:59, Reply)

And that's why nobody books you any more, Bonnie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 16:01, Reply)

Then I reckon I prefer your version

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 16:32, Reply)

In my view it makes far more sense for buttocks to be powered by steam as opposed to farts, since steam has no odor and is not flammable

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:38, Reply)

That's just what Big Steam wants you to believe.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:48, Reply)

and Big Bum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:17, Reply)

Steam does. I've fished near a paper mill . It stank up bad

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 17:33, Reply)

I believe you, but let me ask you this, did it smell of fish?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 17:45, Reply)

Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:44, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 6:34, Reply)

the people on this shift are fucking useless fucking cunts
morning
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 7:20, Reply)

b3ta, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 8:23, Reply)

Steam bum you fuck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 8:40, Reply)

5ive'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 11:54, Reply)

Fox on the bum, you steam and everybody comes.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 11:57, Reply)

+ for bumming

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 12:00, Reply)

Fox on the bum, you steam and everybody comes. Saturday night's alright
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 12:14, Reply)

Little Willy (bum bum, willy willy, bum bum)

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:04, Reply)

Hello

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 8:44, Reply)

This is my least favourite thread since the fewest one.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 9:01, Reply)

SEND THEM BACK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 9:03, Reply)

STEAM A BUM

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 9:28, Reply)

WOMEN IN STEAM CAREERS

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 9:46, Reply)

Can I steam it? Yes you bum!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 12:15, Reply)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 9:02, Reply)

fomorning

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 9:15, Reply)

STEAM BOLLOCKS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 9:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8436474
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 11:37, Reply)

I'm cold chillin', I'm wearin' the rhymes
To keep warm, with the bum that's steamin'
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 10:12, Reply)

Trotters Bar pint later?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 11:36, Reply)

Only if you want Covid, I’m very ill

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 11:53, Reply)

alright Captain Tom, fuck off back down the garden then

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 11:59, Reply)

Captain Tomb

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 12:15, Reply)

Tomorrow Will Be A Good Day TO DIE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 12:21, Reply)

Just had my ears and nostrils waxed.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 12:42, Reply)

Did that come free with the bum-steaming?

( .Yeti., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 13:03, Reply)

Yes mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 13:56, Reply)

Don't your ears wax themselves?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:19, Reply)

the customer code on our system for Stornoway ambulance station is ASSTORN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 12:50, Reply)

the customer code on our system for Stornoway ambulance station is nothings’s fine
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 13:06, Reply)

¡Miren, miren! ¡Allá! ¡Viene una tormenta!
What did he just say?
He said there's ASSTORN coming in.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 13:25, Reply)

It's a shame it's not called Steamaway, really

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 15:01, Reply)

Steam bum steam bum, you're a steam bum
You can give it to me, when I need to come alum
Steam bum steam bum, you're my steam bum
And baby you can turn me um

No offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:49, Reply)

This is my least favourite thread since the last one.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:52, Reply)

Oh come on m8
Give it a chance
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 18:08, Reply)

fewest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:02, Reply)

When I was a yoot I used to bum steamy wee in a rizla
true story
( broadsword, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 18:22, Reply)

Wow, me too, what are the chances

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:10, Reply)

Now I am a man I just bum steamy wee in a chalwa
I just a rub it in me japper
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:13, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Dec 2025, 18:41, Reply)

Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she'll scald your hoop
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a bum-steamer
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:23, Reply)

I love a nice steamed bun
Pork and chives, with a decent dipping sauce
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:34, Reply)

I cannot get enough of xiao long bao

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:08, Reply)

I cannot get enough But if you go carrying pictures
+ You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 6:21, Reply)

They're delicious
But it's a pain when they burst
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 8:46, Reply)

Piles, you mean

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 9:35, Reply)

Oh, sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Steam Bum,
Steam Bum,
Steam Bum,
Steam until your Steam Bum Poos
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:44, Reply)

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
I'm about to steam my bum, and I think I like it
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:44, Reply)

Gimme the bum, steamed and told
Gimme something that I missed (gimme the bum)
A hand to hold, wild and what it steams (gimme the bum)
Kill the king with love is the law
And then we'll turn round (gimme the bum)
Gimme steam child
And do you hear me call? (Gimme the bum)
On the loan and on the level
Still on the floor (gimme the bum)
Sing steam child
And do you hear at all?
Steam
Steam
Steam bum, steam bum bum, steam this corrosion to bum
Steam bum, steam bum bum, steam this corrosion to bum
Steam bum, steam bum bum, steam this corrosion to bum
Steam bum, steam bum bum
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:55, Reply)

I like this a lot.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Dec 2025, 21:05, Reply)

I got nothing to steam I ain't bummed before

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 22:36, Reply)

I eat hot cross steamed your bums
Sometimes

When I am not in hospital
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:40, Reply)

Sauna

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 23:00, Reply)

Yeah, Bummin' down a steam
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery
Goin' wherever it leads
Bummin' down a steam
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 1:17, Reply)

m'afternoon

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 13:34, Reply)

Gonads from Gloucester

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 14:30, Reply)

Nads from NJ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 14:40, Reply)

Bollocks from Bristol

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 14:41, Reply)

Do any people still speak proper new joisey?

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 15:48, Reply)

fahgedaboudit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 14:45, Reply)

*doffs fedora*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 14:39, Reply)

*foffs dedora*

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 14:40, Reply)

foff foff foff dedora
foff it all the time
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 16:07, Reply)

This afternoon I are mostly donating blood

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 15:30, Reply)

Well if you're just giving it away, I'll take some.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 15:43, Reply)

What else are you donating? Sperm? Kidneys?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 16:17, Reply)

Good to see there are still some true gentlesirs in this world.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 16:07, Reply)

M'EOSTORM

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 16:18, Reply)

*masters the blade*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:39, Reply)

proud of you

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:43, Reply)

*masters the bate*

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:47, Reply)

*blasters the maid*

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:12, Reply)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 6:31, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 8:45, Reply)

Bollocks from Basel yeah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 9:13, Reply)

^ faulty tourist

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 10:04, Reply)

lob locks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:11, Reply)

lol coks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:55, Reply)

Lo, blocks

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:56, Reply)

look clobs

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:59, Reply)

boollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 12:16, Reply)

John Claude Van Glands

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 12:28, Reply)

Steven Seball

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:46, Reply)

Arnold Schwarzenacker

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 1:37, Reply)

Morning flakes

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 9:29, Reply)

Yes it is.
Is it a good morning?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 10:03, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqn6bDA0B9k
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:13, Reply)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:59, Reply)

Happy World AIDS Day!

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 12:26, Reply)

God bless Diana for finding a cure. Princess of r hrts

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 13:12, Reply)

Bollocks from France

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:56, Reply)

Burnt my neck etc

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:57, Reply)

Steam bum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:59, Reply)

You ain't nothin but a steam bum
A scalding all the time
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:16, Reply)

You ain't never caught a rabbit, unsurprisingly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:06, Reply)

is you is or is you ain't my rabbi?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:04, Reply)

Foreskin?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)

wasn't counting

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:08, Reply)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:09, Reply)

AND I DID

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:10, Reply)

FROM FRANCE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:11, Reply)

sacre bleullocks!

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:38, Reply)

In a tosseur sauce

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:01, Reply)

Les Bes Ges

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:38, Reply)

ingredients: butter, garlic, butter, garlic, butter, les ballons bleu, parsley

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:34, Reply)

Ours Barnabé

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:05, Reply)

You can fucking keep him, cheers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:16, Reply)

When it's spring again, I'll bring again+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 14:50, Reply)

Get fucked
In other news is it possible to have a “slight” heart attack for about 3 days and then the pain in your chest and arm and the pins and needles and numbness just stop?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 14:57, Reply)

Fuck off you rétarde

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:15, Reply)

It's only when posts like this show up on the popular page
that I remember that trans-obsessed coke-ravaged fucking stupid fucking cunt pederast exists. It pains me to say that ignore2.0 isn't completely shit, it has its uses.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:45, Reply)

^hoisted with his own retard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:32, Reply)

yes it's possible. certainly if you die because of it.

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:09, Reply)

sudden symptom cessation syndrome

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:38, Reply)

Oui Oui
LOL
Wee Wee
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:12, Reply)

Tits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:19, Reply)

BUMMING

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:18, Reply)

STEAM BUMMING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:47, Reply)

SILENT BUMMING

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:53, Reply)

BLADE BUMMER

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:11, Reply)

COOL BUMMINGS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:18, Reply)

GHOST BUMMERS

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)

LOGAN'S BUM

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:45, Reply)

FORREST BUM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:39, Reply)

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST BUMMER

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:44, Reply)

THE ENGLISHMAN WHO WENT UP A BUM BUT CAME DOWN A BUM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)

I love the soundtrack to that: BUM BA BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BA BUM

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)

GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BUMS OF STEAM

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:50, Reply)

STEAM AMERICA: BUM POLICE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 19:39, Reply)

The Bum, The Bum, His Bum and Her Bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 19:57, Reply)

Bum After Reading

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 20:27, Reply)

The Nutty Professor 2: The Bums

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Nov 2025, 21:13, Reply)

Des connories

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 19:41, Reply)

Le Fesse-Vapeur

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 21:26, Reply)