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Shit on a dog's tits, it's Freeder neet!

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 20:34, Reply)
i shat on a cat's twat instead

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 21:10, Reply)
YES MATE

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 21:24, Reply)
Watching The Bear lol

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 21:50, Reply)
ear lol

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 22:21, Reply)
Piss on a puffin's pussy
- I'm doing warcrimes and shit
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 22:14, Reply)
very competitive field right now

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 22:22, Reply)
Puffin warcrimes?

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 22:28, Reply)
warcrimes generally. actual pelagic seabird-related atrocities remain a very niche market

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 22:59, Reply)
Puffins are incredibly sociable, if they saw war crimes they will copy to fit in

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 23:25, Reply)
they already all dress the same

(, Sat 31 May 2025, 1:36, Reply)
High queefs bit drunk, u?

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 23:39, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 23:40, Reply)
alright cunty

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 23:47, Reply)
Just two this week.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y29kplgkeo
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 14:43, Reply)
4/7 fully functional wrists

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 15:02, Reply)
What's wrong with your other three?

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:01, Reply)
Wanker's cramp

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:19, Reply)
oh man, I LOVE 'The day we went to Bangor'!!!

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 20:38, Reply)
i laughed at this

(, Sat 31 May 2025, 1:37, Reply)
busy triple-teaming his tiny pænüs

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:24, Reply)
^

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:36, Reply)
3/7 thank you garold
please consider posting this on thursday next week i get tired of waiting
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:23, Reply)
2/7, Gnome with a hardon

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:24, Reply)
3/7 breaking one of your wrists but at least it's not your wanking wrist

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:24, Reply)
All of my wrists are wanking wrists

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:25, Reply)
I wish I had half your talent.
Actually, I guess I do have half your talent.
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:27, Reply)
9/11 Bronson Pinchot's right bollock

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:25, Reply)
3/7 steaming splattery turd all up the back of the pan
with little bits of tomato skin in it
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:33, Reply)
1/7 Sunday

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:55, Reply)
3/7

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 18:01, Reply)
5/7 knobcheese

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 18:55, Reply)
I'd like to express my thanks to hedgy. Those paramol have took the edge off. I've obviously used complementary medicine too. I m bored already of broken wrists and the current mainstream Hollywood movies. What are you bored of?

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 20:33, Reply)
Hola bellend's
Queef here, you may remember me from such classic threads of yesteryear as 'WANKSMELL' and 'GUFFCHEESE'.

Those you with unbroken wrists, how's it going today?
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:18, Reply)
I don’t remember any of that.
But hola anyway.
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:23, Reply)
Well you missed out big time, that's all I can say.

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:25, Reply)
Just having a chilled Canary Islands Day

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:23, Reply)
enjoy

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:16, Reply)
Well...flounces

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:27, Reply)
I'll start another thread just for you on the Secret Elite Board

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:20, Reply)
It's Friday
So I'm in a good mood
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:55, Reply)
Good, good

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:21, Reply)
Smeggy. Extremely smeggy.

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:18, Reply)
smeggy fives

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:21, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:54, Reply)
i've just spent 7 hours trying to track garold down, right now i'm considering hiring a private detective, it's very expensive
but i'm worried that if I don't do the friday quiz my mind might deteriorate and i might start to make bad decisions
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:28, Reply)
I've bought a yacht

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:29, Reply)
can you pick me up?

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:46, Reply)
It's in Sweden, what was i thinking

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:47, Reply)
It's okay I'm in Denmark
I'll take the bridge
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:58, Reply)
some people say a canary is a kind of island but it is in fact a bird

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 14:34, Reply)
some people say no man is an island but the Isle of Man is right there in the Irish Sea

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 14:41, Reply)
some people say they are both a rock and an island, why not say rocky island, it's just pretentiousness

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:17, Reply)
Calm down, it's about to happen.

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 14:42, Reply)
I AM PERFECTLY CALM, I AM A PERFECTLY CALM PERSON, BEING PERFECTLY CALM

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:16, Reply)
i hurt my thumb
it made everything i did today much more painful than pifling broken wrists
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 19:48, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 7:30, Reply)
Still, been a long one

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:01, Reply)
How did you manage to break both wrists?

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:06, Reply)
Trucks got stuck, I clearly wasn't going fast enough

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:24, Reply)
Shit

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:25, Reply)
Dr told me pack it in, wanker

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:27, Reply)
Is that what he called you? Bit unprofessional.

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:32, Reply)
NHS innit

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:56, Reply)
2can's fault

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:59, Reply)
Sorry to hear about your accident
that's a tough one.
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 9:03, Reply)
Could be worse

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 9:19, Reply)
worse?
you've got an arm off!
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:10, Reply)
thoughts and prayers
x
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:13, Reply)
mooning

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 9:03, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:13, Reply)
Happy Birthday, Larry Silverstein! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅฐ
94 today! Wow! OMG! #life
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:34, Reply)
That aubergine should have the top removed

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:38, Reply)
if for no other reason than the fact that it's turned green

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:35, Reply)
Just back from hospital, broken both wrists. It's already proving quite the arse ache

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 3:55, Reply)
Can't even roll a joint, long 6 weeks commencing

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 5:12, Reply)
start an aviation club for the follically challenged
6 wigs will soon fly by
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 5:22, Reply)

customconesusa.com/pre-roll-machines
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:44, Reply)
Wanking accident?

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 7:16, Reply)
How did you manage to get both hands up your arse all the way to the wrist?

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 7:51, Reply)
I am truely sorry for your pain.
At least your head dobber evidently still works though.
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:09, Reply)
What's the strongest over counter pain killer, hospital said just paracetamol. They are not even touching the pain

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:26, Reply)
Paramol tablets have paracetamol and dihydrocodeine, low strength of the latter but might be enough to take the edge off.
Can't go over the paracetamol dose of 2 tablets 4 times daily though, that way lies liver failure and death.

If you can take ibuprofen, you can take them as well.
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:38, Reply)
What about the old co codomal

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:41, Reply)
The maximum strength OTC is 500mg paracetamol and 8mg codeine, which works out at 16mg codeine four times daily.
You'd probably get slightly more pain relief with the dihydrocodeine in Paramol, but to be honest there probably isn't much difference.
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:46, Reply)
Thanks

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:51, Reply)
Nope, Solpadeine Max is 12.8 mg of codeine per tab.

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:07, Reply)
True, I forgot about that one.
I haven't been at the coal face since 2019, is my excuse.

Still effectively a borderline sub-therapeutic dose, though. Enough to cause side-effects but not to give meaningful analgesia.
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:10, Reply)
This is why I don't bother with otc analgesics

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:25, Reply)
LOL anal

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:27, Reply)
is Solpadeine Max friends with Spiders Georg?

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:10, Reply)
Sorry, I just remembered gonz has all the info you need
b3ta.com/talk/7644907
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:15, Reply)
fucking hell :(

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:18, Reply)
6 weeks without a wank?
That's tragic
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 8:58, Reply)
Without giving HIMSELF a wank
there's always someone who will help out for a fiver.
(, Fri 30 May 2025, 9:02, Reply)
I thought you were on the other side of the river

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 9:35, Reply)
With all the horses?

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:22, Reply)
yes with all the horses

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 10:29, Reply)
fucking hell mongy sorry mate

(, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:25, Reply)
bollocks

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 21:27, Reply)
just got in from work

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 21:28, Reply)
smeggy smeg

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 21:52, Reply)
yes. quite.

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 21:57, Reply)
Cheers

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 22:06, Reply)
I like how you have to get through 3/4 of the article
before they get to the bit which tells you why it would never happen like that.
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 15:29, Reply)
Are you saying this is click bait? How devious the internet has become for advertising revenue

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 15:40, Reply)
tl;dr: she got an Escherichia coli infection in her nose.
It happened after:
a) she had an operation, and
b) her then-boyfriend farted in her general direction.

Understandably, she's blaming the fart, even though that would be an implausible means of transmission for that infection, rather than the much-more-likely hospital-borne infection on a nasal cannula during her operation.

There are some pictures of her in a bikini, though, so click away if you like.
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:27, Reply)
she's lost a lot of weight, must be due to shitnose syndrome
Wife is working from home today, I'm hearing a developing panic about a university website, all traces of the word 'justice' need to be removed from it immediately.
Alt: fave cat video?
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:37, Reply)
RIP free speech

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:54, Reply)
i like the one where the kitten and the duck are friends

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:21, Reply)
I'm not clicking this until I know the free speech is OK

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:21, Reply)
we still have free speech, it's just that now it has a price

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:22, Reply)
Don't worry, it's got nine lives.

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:25, Reply)
in this scenario, i'm the duck
also i saw your tendon joke, ignore is broken, this has to stop
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:32, Reply)
No pun intendon

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:49, Reply)
I loved my super intendon

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 18:26, Reply)
dead

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 18:26, Reply)
More likely: she's a filthy tiktok "influencer" with bad hygiene
Sold the story to make up for her failed career choice.
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:05, Reply)
She nose what she did

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:43, Reply)
following a link from there... "You look at Ben Hall — the popular theory is that police snuck up on him and shot him in his swag."

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 15:40, Reply)
Not clicking that, might contain GUFFCHEESE

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 15:49, Reply)
She deserved it

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:08, Reply)

deserved was gagging for

+ LITERALLY
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:31, Reply)
woah

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:24, Reply)
Nose nose, nose nose nose nose, nose nose nose nose, nose nose there's guffs in it

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:51, Reply)
Fucking hell, the size of her feet

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:54, Reply)
alright pedro

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 19:09, Reply)
How are you meant to fit that in your mouth?
Christ, she could borrow my trainers.
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 19:11, Reply)
-r

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 20:49, Reply)
alight, mmzzzzz

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 20:49, Reply)
SHE WAS GAGGING FOR IT!
You see, it works on two levels, that's why it's so clever and funny.
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:24, Reply)
It would have been even better if she was also a comedian, but she's not.

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:27, Reply)
so you could say... it got right up her nose

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:33, Reply)
I like Mrs queef, she is the only person who still sends me gifts . Nobody else does :(

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:32, Reply)
jenkum: the hidden cost

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:48, Reply)
please don't trigger Two Hats
he's still in recovery
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 18:25, Reply)
*relapses*

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 19:40, Reply)
*prolapses*

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 21:00, Reply)
*shits*
Hi
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 10:28, Reply)
*sharts*
Morning!
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 10:29, Reply)
How do, Trouser

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 11:19, Reply)
Queefs

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 11:42, Reply)
Si

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 11:57, Reply)
I think you'll find "Queeves" is the correct plural.

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:24, Reply)
hence: queevlings

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:40, Reply)
*squits*
whoa
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 12:33, Reply)
*squarts*

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:59, Reply)
PLOPJOBBIES

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 12:47, Reply)
World cup 2026 will be here before we know it! People will be lining up to enter the US, I'm sure.
The other host countries are Canada and Mexico, all friendly neighbors, what could possibly go wrong at the borders, probably just wave them all through eh.
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:04, Reply)
There's going to be some drama guaranteed eh

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:20, Reply)
I hope they bring back Diana Ross to kick a goal, it could be the greatest redemption story since Southgate.

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:21, Reply)
They should get Gazza to sing Fog on the Tyne at the finals

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:23, Reply)
West Bank

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:45, Reply)
I think you mean Shawshank, don't you?

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:23, Reply)
I think you mean GUFFWANK, don't you?

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:24, Reply)
You can't hurry guff
No, you just have to wank
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:27, Reply)
guff don't come easy, it's a game of monkey spank

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:41, Reply)
Diana Shawshank
Prison love, my prison love
I need you, oh, how I need you (prison love, ooh, prison love)
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:26, Reply)
*bums*

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 15:54, Reply)
-kick a goal +net a soccer
in fairness most people around here understand football well enough, they just don't care
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:32, Reply)
I hate world cups in America's, the time difference means you miss loads of games . All world cups should be in England

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:50, Reply)
they should at least be where a larger proportion of people are actually bothered, mexico is fine on that score, not so great in other ways

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:35, Reply)
The cricket world cup was fucking rubbish, fucking sleepy Joe fault

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:54, Reply)
Joe is understandably sensitive about anything that involves long white lines

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:55, Reply)
See you there!
I'm okay to stay at yours?
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:41, Reply)
m8 my shoulder is playing up, I can't be digging any more holes

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:49, Reply)
I just want to say a big thanks to everyone for making this thread so fucking good

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:21, Reply)
Hello

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:38, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 6:43, Reply)
morninฤŸ

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 6:50, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 6:51, Reply)
mornings

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 6:55, Reply)
piss off

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 7:08, Reply)
not you

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 8:30, Reply)
Hi

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 7:08, Reply)
foreign fellow eh, that's alright

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 11:38, Reply)
eggy guff

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 7:29, Reply)
Doo doo do doo do doo

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 7:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8448255
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 7:36, Reply)
beefy eggo

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 7:37, Reply)
ooh eggy, ooh yeah eggy's gonna guff on you

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 8:41, Reply)
Very exciting times here at Garold's workplace
the replacement earpads I ordered for my headset have arrived as the foam was perishing so the old, tattered ones are off and I've got brand new soft foam pads on my ears. Happy Thursday!
(, Thu 29 May 2025, 7:49, Reply)
POST THE FRIDAY QUIZ NOW PLEASE GAROLD I AM BORED

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 11:37, Reply)
typical

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 12:32, Reply)
It's Friday in Fiji right now

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:20, Reply)
thank you that's exactly my point

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 13:42, Reply)
and still garold does nothing

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:11, Reply)
I can see this happening as late as friday, un fucking believable

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 14:37, Reply)
evening

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 18:59, Reply)
No m8

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 19:44, Reply)
steak and tendon :(

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 19:57, Reply)
tendonloin

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 20:10, Reply)
see this is what I thought, it's a typo, or i had the word "tenderloin" wrong all along, but no, it's fucking tendon
whatever they do to it gives it a gel-like "chewy gummy bear" consistency apparently, and it has a mild beefy flavor, i swear the menu was putting me off the food
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 20:15, Reply)
bollocks

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 20:33, Reply)
and tendon

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 20:58, Reply)
The Godfather part X

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 6:38, Reply)
i was sure i put you on ignore

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:36, Reply)
The day went fast

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 21:27, Reply)
did you spend it on a rollercoaster?

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 22:44, Reply)
afternoon

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 13:49, Reply)
Shut up you stupid prick

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 13:55, Reply)
Not you.

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:00, Reply)
That's correct.
It is indeed not me who's a stupid prick.
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:03, Reply)
well...

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:50, Reply)
FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS EXCHANGE

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:51, Reply)
afternoonce

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:02, Reply)
afternoon
hope you are having a wonderful Menstrual Hygiene Day.
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:03, Reply)
oh man it's one of the best ever!
I've been doucheing my flange all day
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:04, Reply)
If by doucheing you mean 'spraying water into' and by flange you mean 'vagina'
More like
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 18:24, Reply)
Having quite a bad one tbh.

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:36, Reply)
Just in terms of menstrual hygeine
otherwise I'm great.
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:37, Reply)
what's a kippery minge between friends?

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:52, Reply)
oh no i've been celebrating mental hygiene day by mistake i hope nothing hilarious happens

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 15:48, Reply)
beatboxing in the nude
de nnery
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cpd42glz3g8o
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:09, Reply)
Afternoon burger time ,

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 15:24, Reply)
bit of the old in out eh

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 15:51, Reply)
I'm not a fan of fancy burgers . I was raised on cheap food

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 18:00, Reply)
Anyone know if the bird out of 'The Zutons' is still fit?

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 16:47, Reply)
Probably dead m8.

(, Thu 29 May 2025, 10:30, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 6:45, Reply)
yup

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 7:01, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 7:33, Reply)
It flipping is
and quite a nice one too. The cat is having a lovely time hunting flies in the garden.
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 8:11, Reply)
good morrow

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 9:16, Reply)
G'day, sport.

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 9:24, Reply)
And a very good morning to you

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 9:28, Reply)
GEOSTORM

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 9:58, Reply)
SOME TROG

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 10:16, Reply)
LOVE IS ALL AROU

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 10:18, Reply)
GET MO SOR

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 10:21, Reply)
Happy Birthday, Carey Mulligan! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅฐ

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 10:34, Reply)
On national burger day, what a treat

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 10:51, Reply)
As she is married to an American
I bet she's having a double cheese Texan burger with bacon and a side of curly fries
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:04, Reply)
birthday treat

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:05, Reply)

double cheese Texan burger gleeful wank over removing abortion rights
bacon racism
curly fries fatal cholesterol levels


willies
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:16, Reply)
Do we need to invest in another klaxxon, Aardvark?

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:18, Reply)
Sorry Dave, someone rubbed me right up the wrong way this morning and I'm in a shitty mood.
But I shouldn't take it out on Americans or their wives. I'll edit my previous post appropriately.
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:20, Reply)
haha you loon :D

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:31, Reply)
Just so you know, everyone over here is already so personally offended by everything that this wasn't an issue

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:36, Reply)
HOW DARE YOU

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:38, Reply)
willies

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:40, Reply)
that was me m8

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:46, Reply)
sounds like you need a double cheese Texan burger with bacon and a side of curly fries

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 11:53, Reply)
baconated philly cheesesteak sub with loaded sweet potato fries and a side of crazy queso, you mean

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 12:55, Reply)
What's that in and out burger place like?

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 13:05, Reply)
i think they're in california, we don't have them here

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 13:52, Reply)
Along the 5 Guys route
Trad burgers but done well
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 13:55, Reply)
In my head, I'm picturing the 5 Guys Route being something like the Silk Road
but with burgers instead of fabric
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 14:50, Reply)
I don't think either option provides a reliable road surface

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 15:46, Reply)
He's as American as George Formby

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 12:38, Reply)
when I'm updating windows
With My Little Ukulele in My Hand
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 12:56, Reply)

I'm leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street
In case a certain little lady comes by,
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes by.
I don't know if she'll get away, she doesn't always get away,
But anyhow I know that she'll try,
Oh me, oh my, and when you're famous they let you do anything
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 12:58, Reply)
When I say rhythm is a dormby

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 13:56, Reply)
I clicked "I like this!" because I like this.

(, Wed 28 May 2025, 16:08, Reply)
RIP Derringer

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 17:29, Reply)
Heeee's gone sloppy, sloppy he's gone

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 17:48, Reply)
Is this about Jon Culshaw?

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 18:17, Reply)
His guns live on , have since he died around 100 years ago. Rip

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 19:10, Reply)
CHEESY PUMPS

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 20:09, Reply)
My name? It's J. R. Shartley.

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 22:28, Reply)
Stay shart to the bottom of the glass

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 23:08, Reply)
FUCKSOCKS

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 16:45, Reply)
That would be extremely unpleasant

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 19:27, Reply)
GUNT
alt: GUNT
(, Tue 27 May 2025, 14:48, Reply)
WHAT WOMEN GUNT

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 14:50, Reply)
A SHITEMARE ON HELM STREET

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 14:58, Reply)
Soz, that was abysmal

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 15:10, Reply)

It might help her fit in I guess
(, Tue 27 May 2025, 15:11, Reply)
A new low, Cheers. A new low.

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 15:17, Reply)
GUNT, HOW LOW CAN YOU GO

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 15:31, Reply)
How lunt can you gunt

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 15:36, Reply)
well really

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 16:09, Reply)


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(, Tue 27 May 2025, 15:34, Reply)
Clickin dis

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 15:37, Reply)
a thing of rare beauty

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 16:08, Reply)
GUNT TREE ROADS, TAKE ME HOME

(, Tue 27 May 2025, 15:41, Reply)

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