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Bollocks from France

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:56, Reply)
Burnt my neck etc

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:57, Reply)
Steam bum

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:59, Reply)
You ain't nothin but a steam bum
A scalding all the time
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:16, Reply)
You ain't never caught a rabbit, unsurprisingly

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:06, Reply)
is you is or is you ain't my rabbi?

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:04, Reply)
Foreskin?

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)
wasn't counting

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)
Bollocks

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:08, Reply)
you would say that

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:09, Reply)
AND I DID

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:10, Reply)
FROM FRANCE

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:11, Reply)
sacre bleullocks!

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:38, Reply)
In a tosseur sauce

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:01, Reply)
Les Bes Ges

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:38, Reply)
ingredients: butter, garlic, butter, garlic, butter, les balons bleu, parsley

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:34, Reply)
Ours Barnabé

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:05, Reply)
You can fucking keep him, cheers

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:16, Reply)
When it's spring again, I'll bring again+

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 14:50, Reply)
Get fucked
In other news is it possible to have a “slight” heart attack for about 3 days and then the pain in your chest and arm and the pins and needles and numbness just stop?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 14:57, Reply)
Fuck off you rétarde

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:15, Reply)
It's only when posts like this show up on the popular page
that I remember that trans-obsessed coke-ravaged fucking stupid fucking cunt pederast exists. It pains me to say that ignore2.0 isn't completely shit, it has its uses.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:45, Reply)
^hoisted with his own retard

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:32, Reply)
yes it's possible. certainly if you die because of it.

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:09, Reply)
sudden symptom cessation syndrome

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:38, Reply)
Oui Oui
LOL
Wee Wee
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:12, Reply)
Tits

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:19, Reply)
BUMMING

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:18, Reply)
STEAM BUMMING

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:47, Reply)
SILENT BUMMING

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:53, Reply)
BLADE BUMMER

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:11, Reply)
COOL BUMMINGS

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:18, Reply)
GHOST BUMMERS

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)
LOGAN'S BUM

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:45, Reply)
FORREST BUM

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:39, Reply)
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST BUMMER

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:44, Reply)
THE ENGLISHMAN WHO WENT UP A BUM BUT CAME DOWN A BUM

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)
I love the soundtrack to that: BUM BA BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BA BUM

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)
GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BUMS OF STEAM

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:50, Reply)
Morning
- at last, our time is here!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 7:41, Reply)
Suck my balls

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 8:30, Reply)
PISSFLAPS

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:01, Reply)
no
- I have them on ignore
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:45, Reply)
edible genitals

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:07, Reply)
all genitals are edible if you think about it

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:45, Reply)
Robocock
Undigestable
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:19, Reply)
underneath edible underpants... just like, chew in and keep going

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:42, Reply)
Morning

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:29, Reply)
yes!
Bright sunshine and frost - I'm feeling far too positive for this cess pit of misanthropy.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:47, Reply)
Wotcha
Stood on the train platform and the train doors perfectly aligned with my position... best day ever
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:52, Reply)
alright Gwyneth, you'll die in this timeline though

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 10:46, Reply)
😭
Which timeline don't I die in?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:18, Reply)
The one in which your scientific experiments with Goop result in you discovering the secret of eternal life.
So, none of them.
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:36, Reply)
FML

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:17, Reply)
Steam bum

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:45, Reply)
👍🏻

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:00, Reply)
Tiocfaidh ár lá, or something

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:45, Reply)
Hullo bottomist's
Just sustained yet another workplace injury ffs. Steam burn from a giant vat of salt beef today. I think I might be too stupid for this job.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)
+Too stupid for this job
Too stupid by fob
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)
*sympathetic belm*

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:17, Reply)
You've got to risk it for the brisket.

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:18, Reply)
Tom Stopped

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:22, Reply)
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Stoppard are dead

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)
Tomb Stoppard

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)
Tom Stoppedheart

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:31, Reply)
He was born a Czech, and he was dead when I checked, coincidence?

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:26, Reply)
Tom Czeched Out

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)
Time to watch Brazil again
- it's the only piece of media I have that's even remotely connected, and it's a good enough excuse.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)
or, or, right, is it possible that it's an unsafe workplace?

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:32, Reply)
It's only unsafe if you're a fucking idiot

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:36, Reply)
No one should have to steam their bum m8

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:38, Reply)
Depends on whether all of Queef's colleagues are suffering accidents at the same rate
or if he's just a massive flailing spazmo.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:55, Reply)
not necessarily mutually exclusive

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:17, Reply)
I suppose can't discount the possibility that this business exclusively employs MFS's.

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:24, Reply)
That's quite the self own

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 20:56, Reply)
I'm sure you're right but I can't work out how

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 21:08, Reply)
You've owned half of yourself half as well as you should like,
and less than half of yourself half as well as you deserve.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 22:49, Reply)
I mean, at least I haven't got steam bum from a giant vat of salt beef

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 21:09, Reply)

for this job
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 19:19, Reply)
i've injured myself at work so many times now man
you'll be fine
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 19:46, Reply)
I just apologised to my ex
The stupid part is that I only did it because I'm missing the sex. Trust me, you don't have the monopoly on stupid.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 20:55, Reply)
Tom sub-Prime

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 23:02, Reply)
I dunno why you are bothering. Your 50 off. You e tried, sack it off

(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 0:11, Reply)
Good afternoon fellow humans
Alt: arses
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 12:28, Reply)
Hello fellow human
What human activities are you doing today?
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:00, Reply)
I am painting one of my lounge walls

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)
If you really want to fit in with your fellow humans, you'll paint them all

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)
There can be only one

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 16:44, Reply)
i'm doing a poo out of my bum

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 15:02, Reply)
you wouldn't last 5 minutes in a bossa nova club

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 15:08, Reply)
pretty sure i'd get kicked out of anywhere for that

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 19:48, Reply)
not out of the shitter, surely

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 21:14, Reply)
How dare you use that pronoun
I wish to be referred to as an Elizabethan trinket case
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:29, Reply)
I identify as an attack helicopter lol
one for brb there, he loves that one.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:33, Reply)
i believe i can fly
spread my rotors out and touch the sky
i think about it every night and day
brb is a retarded gay
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:35, Reply)
It's the right wing joke!
It must have been weeks since I saw brb complain about it last.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:46, Reply)
Is that spackfuck still posting?
I got naughty stepped for claiming he raped children...

Whoops, see you lot next week
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:03, Reply)
you mean he doesn't?

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:37, Reply)
Not been banhammered yet
So maybe
(, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:18, Reply)
It's clever, but it does leave one open to the obvious riposte, "fuck off"

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:18, Reply)
You don't know what a pronoun is, I see

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:15, Reply)
a very experienced name of a person, place, or thing

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:40, Reply)
like brb's botty plug?

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 15:02, Reply)
Anii

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:07, Reply)
I'm posting here in defiance of my normally conservative demeanor, hello

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)
H'i

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 16:48, Reply)
morn
ing
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 7:57, Reply)
Hi
ya
(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 8:04, Reply)
ouch you ka ra te chopped me

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 8:07, Reply)
Buongiorno

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 8:54, Reply)
Morning

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 10:01, Reply)
ning

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 10:03, Reply)
nong

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 10:35, Reply)
nanny

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 11:33, Reply)
gninrom

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 12:12, Reply)
Hi gunt's

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:40, Reply)
I'm not used to actually working for a living
It's a bit of a shock tbh
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:46, Reply)
take a week off m8
I did. And next week I'm taking another one
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:55, Reply)
Welcome to capitalism

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 21:10, Reply)
Im' not sure youre' using apostrophes cor'rectly sir queef

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:54, Reply)
where wer'e going we do'nt need apostroph'es

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 19:01, Reply)
bollock's

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 20:59, Reply)
ive' been avoid'ing men'tioning that for month's
Its' be'en pain'ful
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 21:30, Reply)
New De La Soul album y/n

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 19:42, Reply)
only heard one track so far on skratch bastids record of the week
dunno needs more investigation
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 20:01, Reply)
Worth a listen, great guest list

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 21:15, Reply)
Been too busy to check
Not much of a fan of their records generally but they do an amazing live show
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 20:35, Reply)
After her husband's disappearance, Maria Luiza opens a Bossa Nova club in defiance of her normally conservative demeanor.

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 2:47, Reply)
I wish I was an orphan sometimes

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 21:14, Reply)
Early afternoon

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:25, Reply)
Trois
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz7nq8r1x11o
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)
5/7 everyone’s a winnet

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:45, Reply)
Sebastian dried-on excreta

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 13:00, Reply)
🧣🍆🐶

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 13:08, Reply)
You've got to be innet

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:03, Reply)
4/7
Cricket and Superman got me
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 13:19, Reply)
6/7 Dermatobia hominis infestation

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:30, Reply)
3/wee

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:39, Reply)
While it's not exactly true that everyone in America is out to get you, pretty much everyone is solely out for themselves, and in practice it amounts to the same thing

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 16:29, Reply)
afternoon, might buy some shit

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 16:29, Reply)
It's a renewable resource

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 16:30, Reply)
repooable

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)
resauce

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 17:30, Reply)
Fuck off you resauce.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 17:40, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:13, Reply)
correct

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:21, Reply)
Hi

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:24, Reply)
morning, might buy some shit

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:37, Reply)
shit, might buy some morning

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:03, Reply)
So when is it white Friday then?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:19, Reply)
It's a week after rainbow Friday

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:27, Reply)
I JUST WANT MY COUNTRY BACK

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:47, Reply)
+L
claxxxon etc.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:30, Reply)
Bring back Man Friday

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:29, Reply)
Chainmail made of iron is Fe mail, is there nothing that isn't woke anymore?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:56, Reply)
I may buy myself a new pair of running shoes as a Black Friday purchase
I always get the same thing so I know what the regular price is so if I'll be able to tell if it's really a bargain.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:05, Reply)
Follow me for more helpful handy tips and hints and advice on life

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:24, Reply)
I always wear Brooks and they never seem to be on discount
Clearly there’s a conspiracy involving Big Shoe
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:38, Reply)
Warren Buffet's fault
I think he owns them
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:42, Reply)

Warren Buffet Ronald Mcdonald
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)
I used to use Brooks - great shoes, but I run a LOT and they wear out quickly
For the past couple of years I've worn Asics GT 2000 and they seem to last. They update them every now and again so you can get the previous iteration for a hefty saving sometimes.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:47, Reply)
Yeah the road ones do wear out quickly if you do long miles.
I try and find last years or older iterations which are usually cheaper.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:50, Reply)
I like New Balance as a general running shoe
but as Cheers said, I always favour Brooks
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:41, Reply)
I really like NB but find Asics are good to run in and are really hard-wearing too

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:50, Reply)
I’ve tried loads of different brands but none seem as comfy as Brooks

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:51, Reply)
Years ago I went to a sports shop and they filmed me on a treadmilll
They recommended Brooks and I used them for years, great shoes, but I just found I was getting through them too quickly - after a couple of months they looked like I'd been using them as dogs toys. Asics GT2000 feel just as comfy and last a good few months.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:13, Reply)
Was it Runner's Need?
They always seem to recommend Brooks
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:50, Reply)
Dunno
it was a long time ago. I don't mind though, it was the type of support I wanted to make sure I was getting right rather than the brand.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:38, Reply)
+k

(, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 2:32, Reply)
^Asic itch

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:59, Reply)
CONSUME OBEY
Ha, yeah that's right I got you.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:12, Reply)
oh man, I'm going to have to go home and re-think my entire life now

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:20, Reply)
Wake up $hperson!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:42, Reply)
-re-think my entire life now +buy a t-shirt

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)
Mornington
Payday 😁
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:31, Reply)
Morning

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:41, Reply)
Morning
Just got myself a Black Friday corner desk for the home office.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:01, Reply)

Friday corner desk for the dildo e office. osexual playtime funfest or something.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:15, Reply)
That came free with the desk.
Why do you think I ordered it?
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:31, Reply)
fuck off then

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:55, Reply)
Smell you later

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:56, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:56, Reply)
Yo homes, to bellend

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:53, Reply)
FRESH!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:17, Reply)
Right up the arse
You slaaaaaaaag
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:56, Reply)
Oh, I'm awfully sorry
- I don't know what came over me
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:57, Reply)
yes you do you harlotte

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:59, Reply)
An elephant by the looks of your hair

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:12, Reply)
Nutkins was renowned for his natural ebullience and unruly hair style

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:07, Reply)

new word on me
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:18, Reply)
nutkins nutkins nutkins

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:19, Reply)
packham packam

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 6:37, Reply)
Packham up, Packham in, let me begin...

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:00, Reply)
Can you tell me the way to Packham? Excuse me? How does one get to Packham from here?

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)
Some ignorant fuckwobble at work made a racist remark and got the sack
He didn't realise the boss was Jewish
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:35, Reply)
Poor Queef, he only just got that new job

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:37, Reply)
LOL
fuck him
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:39, Reply)
Did you hear about the mohel with poor eyesight who bungled a bris?
He got the sac!
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:56, Reply)
Yakety yak
Don't cut sac!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:28, Reply)
excellent, we love to see it

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:44, Reply)
Typical yids

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:46, Reply)
Saw on the BBC news that some doctor has been suspended for antisemetic remarks and I just wanted to say that I have nothing against the jews and think they're much better than those awful muslims

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:53, Reply)
Pfft, amateur.
We've got a doctor up here who's been charged with stalking his son's rape victim, up your game.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:46, Reply)
acute angina

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:43, Reply)
I hate U2 baby

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:55, Reply)
arc, tongue

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:00, Reply)
Edgy.

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:00, Reply)
Bono sounds like a clown's name
Uncle Bono's Magic and Balloon Show
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:02, Reply)
Uncle Bono's made a balloon atomic bomb, what do?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:03, Reply)
Uncle Bono says every time he bursts a balloon animal, a child dies in Africa, please stop him!

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:04, Reply)
Pop goes the
Eswatini
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:40, Reply)
he pops, zulus

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:23, Reply)
+m

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:13, Reply)
BMS just sent out a discontinuation notice for thalidomide capsules,
we use them to make a suspension for poor little kiddies with cancer. I can only conclude that Big Pharma's motto is "Kiddies with cancer? Fuck 'em."
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:56, Reply)
They are for profit. No point making stuff for free

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:04, Reply)
£300 a pack, they were doing OK from it

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:06, Reply)
For chemo nausea?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:05, Reply)
No, to treat multiple myeloma.
Comes in 50mg capsules but we make it into a liquid for children's hospitals, unlicensed specialist use. It does seem to be effective for that indication, obviously massive pregnancy prevention programme to go with it.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:11, Reply)
I heard ur face is a massive pregnancy prevention programme, m{2^3}.

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:07, Reply)
horny girls HATE me!

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:22, Reply)
Your an unlicensed special

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:21, Reply)
That's probably it, and they don't want to make them pregnant with deformed babies.

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:19, Reply)
differently formed

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:15, Reply)
The boss is always Jewish

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:00, Reply)
Bruce Springstein

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:47, Reply)
Borscht in the USA

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:21, Reply)
Born to Run (the world)

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:10, Reply)
Humanoid Reptilian Touch

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 19:12, Reply)
I'd like to think at least some of us live in a world where you can get sacked for making racist remarks without the boss being Jewish

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:25, Reply)
Good
I have to work with 2 of the most racist old bitches it has ever been my misfortune to meet. I have given hints to HR, but they've been there for donkey's years and I don't want to rock the boat too much.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:05, Reply)
I don't think HR can really do much with hints.

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:27, Reply)
HR from Bad Brains?
Yeah he's famous for not taking hints
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:50, Reply)
That's because his brain is quite bad.

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:07, Reply)
alright 'not Forrest'

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:49, Reply)
fuck the jews, man

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:49, Reply)
Might do an afternoon

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:21, Reply)
don't worry if you can't finish it, there's always tomorrow

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:24, Reply)
I've butchered my fingers on a bacon slicer
Fucking hurts
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:29, Reply)
ugh that sounds grim

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:33, Reply)
b3ta etc

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:37, Reply)
I did that once
they're sharp fuckers aren't they?
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:40, Reply)
fingers?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:07, Reply)
calculators

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:40, Reply)
Or possibly Sean Beans

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)
Do you work in a butchers or are you just too much of a food snob to buy the pre-sliced stuff?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:46, Reply)
He's a bacon slicer warrior

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:06, Reply)
Artisan charcutier m8

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:16, Reply)
Ooh, what's her name?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:58, Reply)
Well I liked it
*clicks*
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:32, Reply)
The mandolins of the meat world

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:00, Reply)
#Infest

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:48, Reply)
Neil Youngzzzzzzz

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:51, Reply)
Were you in a rash?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:43, Reply)
He'll know not to be rasher in future

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:34, Reply)
just being ham fisted

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:34, Reply)
he's a b(e)acon of calm

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:48, Reply)
You're not supposed to give yourself the bacon slicer treatment

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:04, Reply)
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:52, Reply)
25p ham

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:36, Reply)
rob's divorce settlement

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:37, Reply)
actual lol

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:02, Reply)
+ster

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:46, Reply)
Do you have anything else you could fuck with until your fingers heal?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:36, Reply)
a finger of fuck is just enough

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:45, Reply)
Fucked until my fingers bled, was the summer of fisty time!

(, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 2:27, Reply)
mite do a poo

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 10:50, Reply)
double dog dare you

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:09, Reply)
Please try to grow up. You lot act like stupid kids

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:21, Reply)
mite do a gross medical negligence

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:35, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:43, Reply)
😉

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:47, Reply)
You lovable cheeky scamp you, go on, treat yourself to a bit of negligence, you've earned it

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 12:15, Reply)
Go for it!
you've earned it.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 12:47, Reply)
Have one for me

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:05, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 7:51, Reply)
yes

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 8:01, Reply)
bolllocks

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 8:23, Reply)
Not you.

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 8:27, Reply)
Aye.

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 9:59, Reply)
Other half is treating a cancer patient and finding it tough
the guy is not yet 30 and his wife left him when he got the diagnosis. Fucking hell, some people are cunts. Almost like a country and western song.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 10:09, Reply)
It's usually (by a rate of over six) the men who leave.
Like Theodore 'Dr. Seuss' Geisel going off and having an affair that led to his wife's suicide after she got cancer.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:28, Reply)
Nice man.
Geisel supported the internment of Japanese Americans during World War II in order to prevent possible sabotage. Geisel explained his position:
'But right now, when the Japs are planting their hatchets in our skulls, it seems like a hell of a time for us to smile and warble: "Brothers!" It is a rather flabby battle cry. If we want to win, we've got to kill Japs, whether it depresses John Haynes Holmes or not. We can get palsy-walsy afterward with those that are left.'
(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:37, Reply)
How are we to beat the Japs, if we don't provide them slaps?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:43, Reply)
Don't let them through the gaps

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 12:42, Reply)
Better keep them under wraps

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)
Maybe he found out his wife had Japanese roots or something.

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 12:25, Reply)
bom dia

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 10:32, Reply)
Tudo bem?

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 10:39, Reply)
sim obrigado

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 10:41, Reply)
Tambem

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:21, Reply)
disculpe, eu no falo portuguese

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:38, Reply)
Falo um pouco

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:12, Reply)
um pouco pau lol

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:50, Reply)
bolllocks

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 20:34, Reply)
How big are your dad's?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 20:46, Reply)
very small these days i would imagine

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 20:54, Reply)
can confirm

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 21:47, Reply)
Was he neutered?
I hear that happens.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:55, Reply)
Thinly sliced, breaded and fried

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 21:14, Reply)
saucy
brown preferably
(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:37, Reply)
adidas three stripe nuts

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 21:15, Reply)
fuck off you big nosed double faced bastard

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:37, Reply)
lol big

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:53, Reply)
two big noses then?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 23:04, Reply)
yes m8

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 0:13, Reply)
i doubt the truth of that statement

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 0:19, Reply)
four eyes then yeah

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 2:33, Reply)
alright.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 21:23, Reply)
sup

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:35, Reply)
Do you think the size of a woman's breasts
is an indicator of how well she would perform as a mother?

Asking for my mum!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:19, Reply)
well if they're too big
she'd struggle to hold a baby, so that might be a factor
(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:23, Reply)
Hmmmm possible smothering

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:07, Reply)
-s

(, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 0:12, Reply)
no

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)
^flat chested

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:08, Reply)
^ Roy Whiting

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:13, Reply)
How big are your mums?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:51, Reply)
Somewhere between bizwams and bazookas

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)
Why did she leave them in Poland?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:08, Reply)
Now hold on a sec, I thought Queef was the only person here who had mums?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:10, Reply)
And it's me you need to show, how deep is your clunge?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 20:15, Reply)
Back in the 90s when the Take That version came out
I would always sing to myself how deep is your arse.
Kept it open to be either sex, see even then I was equally a dick to everyone.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:58, Reply)
alright Zack Polanski

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:53, Reply)
I've never thought about it until now, let me think about it some more ok, are you in a rush for answers, because if so maybe you should ask someone else ok
ok
(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:44, Reply)
I've reached a conclusion.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:45, Reply)
I hope you've mopped up and washed your hands.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:51, Reply)
No
I'm infertile and have 46F boobs. They're a fucking nightmare.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 21:15, Reply)

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