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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠤⢒⣉⠤⣤⣤⣶⣾⣓⣮⠵⠘⠁⢀⣀⡼⢤⢃⣎⢳⡜⣶⢫⣟⣽⣿⡿⣟⣯⣿⣽⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠂⠁⠀⢀⣀⠤⠃⠀⠉⡩⠩⠌⠙⣽⣷⢶⢶⣶⣄⣧⣩⣴⣾⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡉⡷⣻⣴⣷⣿⠏⣄⢫⡞⡵⣭⢮⡵⣫⣗⣯⢿⣽⣯⣿⢿⣽⣾⣟⣿⡾⣯⣟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⣿⢟⡻⢯⣞⡩⠭⠤⠤⡤⠤⠤⢤⡐⣚⢍⢲⣉⢦⢫⡜⣧⢿⣹⣟⡾⣋⢧⣻⣿⡿⠛⠉⠀⠀⢀⡀⠔⠂⢉⡉⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠒⠒⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠟⠿⣷⣿⣵⣤⣤⣄⣀⠀⠘⣕⣿⣿⡿⢁⡰⣌⢧⢻⣝⣮⢷⣛⣷⣻⣾⢿⣯⣷⣿⢿⣯⣷⣿⣻⣽⡿⣽⣻⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡦⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢀⣴⠿⡿⠿⢼⣯⣝⣞⣁⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⡿⢦⡽⣜⢮⡳⣎⣯⣳⡽⢾⡛⣭⢏⣷⣿⣿⠟⠉⠀⠀⢀⠔⣂⡡⠔⠂⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⡀⠄⡀⠂⠄⠂⠄⢂⠠⢀⠀⣀⠉⠋⠟⢿⠿⣾⣿⣷⡿⠇⡠⢆⡳⣬⢏⡷⡾⣭⢿⡽⣾⢿⣽⣿⢿⡽⣾⢿⣿⣽⡿⣿⣻⣿⣟⣿⡽⣿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠀⢡⠀
⠀⣰⣏⡖⡴⣒⢥⡻⣬⢹⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣟⣾⣳⣟⣿⢾⣽⢳⠿⣝⡾⣭⢖⣣⣽⣾⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠒⠒⠒⠯⡙⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠠⢀⡐⠠⢌⡐⢢⢐⡰⢌⡰⢡⠎⡜⢨⢂⡆⡡⠎⡄⠅⠂⠈⠀⠀⢀⡀⢠⡐⣧⠽⣭⡳⣝⣮⢷⡻⡽⢯⢿⡽⣿⣻⣽⣏⣟⣷⣻⢾⣽⣻⣽⠿⠞⠛⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀
⢀⣷⣾⣹⣏⣹⡾⣱⠏⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢇⠈⣶⠶⡶⠶⣆⢉⡰⣁⠶⣀⠏⡆⢷⡈⣶⢉⣶⡈⠷⡎⡰⢇⡁⡇⠾⣀⠇⣆⢰⠰⡈⠰⢀⠰⡀⢆⡱⣈⡸⢇⡹⣎⣿⣱⢿⣹⡎⣷⣹⠿⠏⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢈⡳⣭⠳⣭⠳⣹⢉⡛⡘⠈⠉⠻⣁⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⡇⢀⡣⡑⣌⡒⢤⡑⠈⢣⡸⣿⠷⠽⣜⣮⣳⣭⡞⣵⣺⡝⣶⣽⣲⢯⣖⡿⣝⣮⣝⡶⣳⣜⡳⣬⢳⣎⢮⣳⣭⢳⡥⡳⣜⢶⣳⢧⣟⣭⣟⡾⣵⢯⡟⡶⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢌⡳⣜⡳⣜⢣⡕⡎⠴⣁⠆⡀⠀⠈⠱⢄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠈⢆⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠓⠛⠓⠓⠛⠿⠾⠽⠿⠾⠽⠾⣵⣮⣽⢾⡳⣮⠟⠷⠯⠷⠛⠓⠛⠫⢿⣿⢾⣻⣾⡽⣯⡿⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣧
⢌⡳⢧⡝⣮⢳⡼⣩⠳⣌⠲⣁⠆⠤⢀⠀⠈⠉⠑⠒⠒⠂⠤⠀⠠⠤⢠⣄⣀⠀⢸⠀⡡⠌⡐⢀⠂⠄⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠣⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠿⠽⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠄⠒⠈⠐⠢⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⢔⢫⠇
⠸⣹⢧⣟⣾⣧⣿⣵⣳⣮⣷⡼⣜⣦⢣⢎⡰⠠⢄⡐⢠⠀⠠⢠⠀⡀⢀⠀⠀⡙⢾⡄⠣⡔⡈⠆⡘⢠⠡⡈⠄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒⠢⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢢⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⠤⣤⢤⠖⣐⠒⣒⡖⢋⣩⢇⣸⣧⠞⠀
⠀⠈⠙⠻⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣾⣴⣛⣦⣝⣦⡽⣘⢦⡳⣜⢢⢽⣰⣱⣾⠿⡶⢿⣦⣵⣌⢦⡱⢤⣉⢆⠡⢂⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠤⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣷⣿⣾⣽⡿⠾⠛⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠠⡌⡭⡝⣯⢿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⠾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣯⣿⣮⣷⣼⣰⣢⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⡠⢀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⡇⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⣁⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢀⡰⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠈⠀⠂⠑⠈⠁⠃⠙⠘⠑⠋⠙⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⢀⡀⣀⣀⣬⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣷⣷⣾⣾⣯⣶⣴⣾⣦⣔⣤⣶⣦⣄⣧⣆⡔⣦⣆⡰⣠⣧⣧⣴⣶⣾⣿⣷⣭⣮⣵⣷⣦⠷⠿⠾⠿⠟⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠈⠂⠉⠃⠩⠍⠛⠼⠙⠏⠛⠟⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠙⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 19:28, Reply)

alt: what b3ta users have been making this week
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 19:43, Reply)
they missed an l

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 19:55, Reply)
That's good. I despise Halloween as a Brit , so I'm out.

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 19:59, Reply)
There's an entire industry devoted to it here, basically plastic shite from china like everything else

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 21:17, Reply)
Funny ain't it, when we were kids it was made in Taiwan the jokes

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 22:01, Reply)
Footpenis

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 21:16, Reply)
You what, it's two feet

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 21:18, Reply)
SIX pounds of potatoes later and she was done up like a kipper.

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 18:54, Reply)
ANAL SEEPAGE
not really, RECTAL FISSURE
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 12:50, Reply)
classic queef

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 13:04, Reply)
Rory Stewart is stood in front of me

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 13:53, Reply)
not a euphemism

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 13:57, Reply)
What do you think we might have thought that was a euphemism for?

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 14:22, Reply)
a raging rory

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 14:54, Reply)
^

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 16:33, Reply)
are you in the middle of nowhere in Afghanistan?

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 16:13, Reply)
Essentially yes.
Chelsea
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 16:33, Reply)
worse than afgan

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 20:26, Reply)
Sorting out the garden, ready for a BBQ with family, listening to Marley super loud
Like the dickhead British summer cliché that I am
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 14:07, Reply)
I refuse to listen to anything they recorded after Bunny and Peter left.
Bob Marley and the NOT THE WAILERS, I call them!!
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 16:19, Reply)
Haha, you do an all!

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 17:19, Reply)
I'm nearly as much of a reggae snob as noted Jamaican Peter Andre.

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 17:24, Reply)
Anything post Wailing Wailers is not for me

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 17:53, Reply)
All rabbits look the same

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 17:59, Reply)
Alright!
Lovely day for it! And by 'it', I of course mean mine tiny penus
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 10:52, Reply)
It is indeed, off for a few beers in the big city

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 11:23, Reply)
and by big city I mean TH’s tiny, tiny, pænus

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 11:37, Reply)
👍

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 11:47, Reply)
Lovely innit
Working today but outdoors, very pleasant
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 12:31, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:04, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:19, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:21, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 9:18, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:21, Reply)
Coastal Breaks 2 y/n

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:21, Reply)
don't know it but generally breaks = yeah

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:26, Reply)
Might get into a bit of breaks
link removed time to crash
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:29, Reply)
Drop some Koma & Bones
They were consistently great.
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:33, Reply)
again don't know much about them think I've got a couple of tracks
gissa request & I'll play
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:35, Reply)
Morpheus

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:42, Reply)
which mix?

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:45, Reply)
Rennie Pilgrem

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:49, Reply)
k up next

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:52, Reply)
k I know that track

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:57, Reply)
It's quality.
Mixed on vinyl in one take.
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:32, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 9:18, Reply)
hi

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 8:19, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 9:18, Reply)
Morning

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 8:57, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 9:19, Reply)
Smeggae Smeggae Sauce

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 9:11, Reply)
Lip Up Smeggy

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 9:19, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 9:46, Reply)
Sun’s out bums out

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 9:58, Reply)

this was terrible advice, I've just been banned from the park AGAIN, thanks a lot :(((
(, Sat 10 May 2025, 12:06, Reply)
Official evening®️ thread

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 19:18, Reply)
Cheers, Cheers!

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 19:36, Reply)
Slice time

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⠤⠤⠤⠄⠤⠤⠤⢤⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡤⠔⠒⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠴⠒⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣄⣤⣤⣤⣀⣠⣤⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠔⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠖⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠿⢿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⢉⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣝⠃⣄⠀⣼⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣋⠉⠀⠀⠘⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡈⠳⣶⡇
⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢸⡇
⠀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠋⠐⠛⠀⠸⠇⢀⡐⢀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⡇
⣾⠁⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣬⣤⣄⡘⠛⠂⠀⢄⣀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠈⠁⣼⡇
⠈⢦⣄⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⠃⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⠀⠻ ⠀⠈⠙⠿⢿⠿⠾⠟⠃⠀⠀⢦⣼⡇
⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⢠⣜⠃⠰⡶⠦⠀⠀⣀⢾⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡔⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡃⠉⡀⠀⠈⠁⣀⣠⣤⣄⣀⠀⠟⠺⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠦⡀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡉⠁⠀⣄⢠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣸⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⢄⡀⠙⢿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠏⢀⡄⠐⠋⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢆⡀⠈⡽⠛⠋⠉⠀⠀⣩⡉⠀⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
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(, Fri 9 May 2025, 19:54, Reply)
Cowabunga dude!
Remember when 'radical' meant 'good'?
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 20:06, Reply)
now it simply means: relating to or advocating fundamental or revolutionary changes in current practices, conditions, or institutions.
Thanks, wokerati
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 20:15, Reply)
Whack a 'dude' on the end of that, and it sounds exactly like something Michaelangelo would say

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 20:24, Reply)
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(, Fri 9 May 2025, 20:29, Reply)
Oh yeah

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 20:46, Reply)

EA Æ
T S
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 23:14, Reply)
evening, alright, a belated thank you to garold for the friday quiz, also if it's someone's birthday or something, yay!
alt: fuck each and every one of you
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 20:31, Reply)
HOW RUDE

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 20:51, Reply)
was it the alt? it's not compulsory.

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 20:54, Reply)
here for the alt 🥰

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 21:15, Reply)
Busy night, eh

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 23:07, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 10 May 2025, 6:03, Reply)
I am the Mighty Bou
I kill Flys and moz with my bare hands
Alright?
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 17:00, Reply)
Alright Bou
I'm off on holiday tomorrow! Woohoo! Greece here I come.
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 17:13, Reply)
Ooh you lucky fish
Enjoy! For how long?
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 17:18, Reply)
2 weeks

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 18:13, Reply)
5 / 7 Teenage Dirtbag
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ygl5r2jlqo
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:13, Reply)
4/7 Teenage Dirtbox
* ███ klaxon*
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:20, Reply)
1/7 Bummed by a Pope

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:21, Reply)
4/7
the reform question got me
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:30, Reply)
...but you deliberately chose to get two others wrong as well?

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:40, Reply)
Look at you doing maths
I'm impressed
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 17:26, Reply)
Caaaanddddllllessssss

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 16:42, Reply)
Listening to the soundtrack of Summer Of Soul
Fucking hell, it's well good
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:31, Reply)
Some really great breaks, if Boyce is here

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:31, Reply)
Totes
Great film
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:35, Reply)
👍

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:42, Reply)
Never thought I would be so enthusiastic about a live version of 'Aquarius'
But it's fantastic. It must have been amazing to be there
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:43, Reply)
Absolutely

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 16:12, Reply)
I fucken love Sly & The Family Stone
I always keep my eye out in record shops, but I've only been lucky twice
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 16:17, Reply)
There's a bootleg 45 of Trip to Your Heart which I can't get for love nor money

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 16:44, Reply)
27/7 Economist Blowjob

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:32, Reply)
6/7 NOT A MONEY THIEF, OK???

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:34, Reply)
^MONEY THIEF

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:47, Reply)
+K

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 21:40, Reply)
3/7 eating some fruit and it's too ripe and some of the juice goes down your chin and stains your shirt but at least it was sort of tasty

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:36, Reply)
Phwoar!
Absolutely tumescent
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 15:16, Reply)
3/7 Face Down Ass Up in the Dirtbox

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:47, Reply)


8== ▄█▀█●

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 15:17, Reply)
SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 18:41, Reply)
Smeggy old town
afternoon, I mean
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 12:35, Reply)
The Smeggy Rover

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 12:40, Reply)
The Irish Smegma surely

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 12:45, Reply)
Smegma in the jar-o

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 12:48, Reply)
The Smeggybell of New York

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 12:46, Reply)
I smegged the whole of the moon

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 12:47, Reply)
The smeg on the Tyne is all mine

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:01, Reply)
Right smegged fred

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:03, Reply)
I'm too sexy for my smeg

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:40, Reply)
Deeply Smeggy

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:22, Reply)
Afternoon

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:19, Reply)
The Smeg is a Terrible Thing to Taste

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:24, Reply)
Haha, but also, ewwww.

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 18:46, Reply)
The Land of Smeg and Honey

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:24, Reply)
We all live in a yellow smegmarine

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:24, Reply)
Sergeant Smegma's Lonely Hearts Club Band

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:26, Reply)
I'm more of a Stones fan
Gimme Smegma
Brown Smegma
Smegfighting Man
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:38, Reply)
Mother's Little Smegma

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:40, Reply)
somewhere down the smeggy river

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:31, Reply)
On the smeggy side of the street

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:38, Reply)
Smeggy Smegertson

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:03, Reply)
Good smeg these days is hard to find

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 13:39, Reply)
If you knew Smeggy Poo
Then you'd know why I feel blue
Without Smeggy, my Smeggy Poo
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:02, Reply)
what have i done to smeg this

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 14:09, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 6:37, Reply)
Small Weggace!

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 7:02, Reply)
Hi

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 7:27, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 7:09, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 7:27, Reply)
Friday morning

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 7:17, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 7:27, Reply)
Hey smeg
Yeah, you
Hey smeg smeggy smeg smeg smeg
All of my fears came true
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 7:55, Reply)
ug

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 8:22, Reply)
Ooh, did someone make a pig of themselves last night?

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 8:28, Reply)
What?

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 9:22, Reply)
So it's true, bummers *are* deaf

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 9:37, Reply)
Fuck you, Smegg Wallace!
Bloody kids, messing up my lawn.
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 10:03, Reply)
Sorry, I took that 'ug' as a sound that means 'I don't feel very well'

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 11:15, Reply)
More of a caveman response to being awake before 9am.

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 12:11, Reply)
Friday, I'm in smeg

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 8:28, Reply)
So it is.
Well, how about that.
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 8:30, Reply)
Friday ohhhh friday yeaaaahhhhh ringydingy friday mmmmooooeeeeeee

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 9:41, Reply)
Please don't wank and dictate your /talk messages at the same time.

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 9:53, Reply)
lol dic

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 9:56, Reply)
If Andrew Tate dictated dicks and rued it, how many dicks would Andrew Tate rue dictating?

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 9:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8446338
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 10:03, Reply)
*narrows eyes*
NOBODY DOES
(, Fri 9 May 2025, 10:21, Reply)
Happy Europe Day, guys!

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 10:59, Reply)
Je suis Européen!

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 11:19, Reply)
LEAVE MEANS LEAVE

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 11:59, Reply)
Hey, you, the cock smeggy crew

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 11:40, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 22:42, Reply)
Nope, been trying to fix a bastard leaky bastard tap in my bastard bathroom
and the fucker's still leaking because I can't tighten the joint enough because my fucking bastard bathroom is designed for fucking bastard twat midgets or something.

Anyway how are you, Mr Chops?
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 22:45, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 23:06, Reply)
MONGY <3

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 23:19, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 23:29, Reply)
Alright mongy

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 17:09, Reply)
sometimes i do a poo and then announce it on twitter formerly x
also, did they ever get richard whiteley for anything or did he get away with it
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 20:21, Reply)
You're so random!!!!

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 20:36, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 20:41, Reply)
Thank god you're here

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 20:46, Reply)
GEOSTORM

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 20:54, Reply)
STEGMOOR

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 22:42, Reply)
GEOSTORM

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 23:28, Reply)
It's the President of Wakistan! Good evening sir, cheesy bananas lol!

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:00, Reply)
Omg lol, that's SO RANDOM!!!
Waffle-penguins! Ha ha ha ! ! !
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:26, Reply)
no that's wrong, it's either cheese, or bananas, those are the random things. 🧀🍌👍🏻💯

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:42, Reply)
Not even sausages? :(

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:46, Reply)
Doh! You're not wrong. Sausages for the meat eaters of course, cheese for the lacto-veggies, bananas for the vegans.
Honestly tho, for something random it does seem very limited and ordered.
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:50, Reply)
you forgot "monkey" and "badger".

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 8:23, Reply)
Where were you when we needed you

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 11:12, Reply)
alright brb / bou / baldmonkey

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:33, Reply)
What is it with all these unbearable cunts with usernames that start with 'b'?

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:47, Reply)
I no rite

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:49, Reply)
imagine if you were called droadsworb tho lol

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 23:20, Reply)
ooh wait or even droabsworb :-D

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 23:22, Reply)
Shut up bladimir

(, Fri 9 May 2025, 8:55, Reply)
alright penis/scrotum

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:43, Reply)
benis

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 22:00, Reply)
and putthead

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 22:32, Reply)
Viva il papa!!

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 17:53, Reply)
Man, I fucking LOVE the Smurfs

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 17:55, Reply)
Smurves, I think you'll find.

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 19:33, Reply)
Of course.
What a fool I have been
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 20:14, Reply)
^ lurves smurves

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:46, Reply)
Do you suppose Libby Purves lurves Smurves?

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:54, Reply)
Electing a new chief nonce is serious business

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:05, Reply)
Shame this chap is not longer around to help make the decision:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Sin
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:10, Reply)
Seems a decent bloke

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:31, Reply)
I just like the idea of someone named Cardinal Sin.

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:49, Reply)
Me too

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 19:59, Reply)
I put on my cassock and wizard's mitre

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:10, Reply)
Professor Snape took off his pants. "I like to not wear pants", he said.

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:12, Reply)
Then he killed JR

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:18, Reply)
poor Jesus Rhrist :(

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 20:00, Reply)
An American
Sent by Trump.
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:20, Reply)
Is it the one from Spitting Image?
Because he was HILARIOUS
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:22, Reply)
Heh, that's pretty good.

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 21:56, Reply)
Nicole?

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:28, Reply)
calm down Elvis

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 18:40, Reply)
Yet again I've failed a job application. He's 69 tho. I'm going to reapply

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 19:33, Reply)
1 day Ur dream will come tru

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 20:21, Reply)
That's enough of that now.

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:44, Reply)
penis/scrotum

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:48, Reply)
bollocks

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:51, Reply)
screnis

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:51, Reply)
penotum

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 16:22, Reply)
Screnis penotum! Ten points to Cockanballs!

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 16:27, Reply)
wang/sac

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:51, Reply)
Everybody+ +tonight

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 16:00, Reply)
frank/beans

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 16:21, Reply)
foot/penis

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 16:38, Reply)
both?
+am
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 16:39, Reply)
It might not be 12 inches, but it smells like a foot.

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 16:56, Reply)
bald/monkey

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 16:59, Reply)
minge/tits

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 17:48, Reply)
I know you wanna wee-wee
But I refuse to let you go
If I have to smeg and plead for your sympathy
I don't mind, 'cause you mean that much to me
Ain't too proud to smeg and you know it (sweet darlin')
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:50, Reply)
Aba daba cadebra
I wanna reach out and smegma
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:58, Reply)
I like the new one by Wet Smeg

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:04, Reply)
Smegmama mia!

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:15, Reply)
Here comes the smeg again
Falling on my head like a smegory
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:28, Reply)
I'm smegging in a box (smegging)
I'm smegging in a cardboard box
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:30, Reply)
John Wayne is Big Smeggy

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:34, Reply)
I thought so

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:03, Reply)

Shouting Lager lager lager lager Shouting... Lager lager lager Shouting smega smega white thing smega smega white thing smega smega white thing smega smega Shouting lager lager lager lager smega smega white thing smega smega white thing So many things to see and do In the tube hole true Blonde going etc.
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:26, Reply)
If you knew Smeggy Sue
Then you'd know why I feel blue
Without Smeggy, my Smeggy Sue
Oh well I love you gal, yes, I love you Smeggy Sue
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:35, Reply)
Smeg smeg, smeg smeg smeg smeg, smeg smeg smeg smeg, smeg smeg there's smeg limit

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:40, Reply)
Smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers
Smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers
Smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers
Smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers, smeggy trousers
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:52, Reply)
er, no!

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:36, Reply)
Here's a little song I wrote. You might want to sing it note for note. Don't worry. Be smeggy.

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:55, Reply)
Hit me with your smeggy dick. Hit me! Hit me!

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:56, Reply)
It's raining smeg, hallelujah

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:58, Reply)
I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um
With my extra smeg, deedle eedle eedle um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um
With his extra smeg, deedle eedle eedle um
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 13:58, Reply)
Where's your smeg at?
Where's your smeg at? Where's your smeg at?
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:07, Reply)
Brown smegma, how come you taste so good?

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:11, Reply)
Genuine lol out loud laughing on the floor at this one

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:25, Reply)
Oh Cecilia
My knob smells of cheese
I'm smegging you please to come home
Come on home
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:23, Reply)
It’s a little bit smeggy
This feeling inside
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:25, Reply)
Oh, when you smeg in Japan, tonight
Smeg in Japan, be tight
Smeg in Japan, ooh, the eastern sea's so blue
Smeg in Japan, alright
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:31, Reply)
You can smeg my bell, smeg my bell
(Smeg my bell, ding-dong-ding)
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:39, Reply)
It's all too smeggy

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:41, Reply)
Gettin' smeggy wit it
(Willy Smith)
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 14:56, Reply)
We don't need no smeggy bell end
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the japper
[redacted], leave them kids alone
Hey! [redacted]! Leave them kids alone!
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:03, Reply)
10/10

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:06, Reply)
Smeg my bitch up

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:03, Reply)

"Smegfinger"

Smegfinger
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in

Smegen words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a smegen girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from

Mister Smegfinger
Pretty girl beware of this heart of smeg
This heart is cold

Smegen words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a smegen girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from

Mister Smegfinger
Pretty girl beware of this heart of smeg
This heart is cold

He loves only smeg
Only smeg
He loves smeg
He loves only smeg
Only smeg
He loves smeg
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:06, Reply)
Smeg
It will come back to you
Smeg
It will come back to you
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3D
It's your favorite foreign movie
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:08, Reply)
The smeg'll flow, yo for the words I speak
Smeg is weak so I teach and I reach
A positive vibe, a way of life is how I'm livin'
So get hype to the rhythm
KLF is the crew, ya hear yeah
Design a rhyme I just won't fear
Back to react, enough is enough
Let me ask you a question -- What Time Is Smeg?
What time is Smeg?
What time is Smeg?
What time is Smeg?
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:15, Reply)
SMEG (Ah-aaaaah)
Saviour of the universe!
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:19, Reply)
Smegs, I've had a few, and now I face the final curtain

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:46, Reply)
the long and winding smeg

(, Thu 8 May 2025, 15:53, Reply)
I've just had a wee
And there's nothing you can do about it
(, Thu 8 May 2025, 16:11, Reply)

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