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James sub-Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 5:19, Reply)
Scorching here LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:05, Reply)
got the aircon on here
it's noisy as fuck but worth it
(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:09, Reply)
I'm just walking round the house with my balls out.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:22, Reply)
I’ve just been for a run
with my balls out
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:26, Reply)
It's the way forward.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:37, Reply)
Load of bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:39, Reply)
Sun’s out, balls out

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:46, Reply)
Hi Fearne Cotton

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:53, Reply)
MINUS L ETC

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Jun 2025, 10:07, Reply)
Sorry for shouting
I can't hear myself think with all this heat
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Jun 2025, 10:08, Reply)
bals?

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 11:06, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 9:15, Reply)
Morning
Hot as all hell isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 10:34, Reply)
WILLENIUM
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 10:35, Reply)
Hotter than a welder's crevice

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 10:43, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Jun 2025, 0:12, Reply)
Who dat

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 0:38, Reply)
I think he sold mortgages to the poor

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 2:08, Reply)
evil robin hood

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:09, Reply)
Robbin' Da Hood

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 21 Jun 2025, 9:02, Reply)
I did not like it
but I would do it again
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:12, Reply)
life
actually no, shopping
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:25, Reply)
Anal Cactus

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:35, Reply)
get 'em now, 2 for 1, anal cactus, up your bum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 21:30, Reply)
WOW
This is quite the offer
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 21:31, Reply)
i must stress there are no refunds, and definitely no returns
ram em up there really fast
force them past the Trump shot glass
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 21:35, Reply)
LOL
hot glass
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 21:44, Reply)
massive gay willy?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:30, Reply)
With a throbbing gnome job

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:35, Reply)
Whatever happened to Massive Gay Twat?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 20:00, Reply)
The less successful follow up to the likely lads

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 20:16, Reply)
This weather is fucking gay
Gay as fuck
(Chocco, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:51, Reply)
You'd know you massive spazzy homo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 20:20, Reply)
Getting warmer

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Jun 2025, 20:40, Reply)
Prime Day 2025 will take place from July 8th to July 11th. This year marks the first time Prime Day will be a four-day event.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 22:44, Reply)
Previously a day had been restricted to being one day

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 23:03, Reply)
3/7 hard with a gnomon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:09, Reply)
Hey it’s my favourite poster!

(Chocco, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:17, Reply)
James sub-Prime?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:23, Reply)
fuck me i'm off for a couple of days and it all goes to shite

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:40, Reply)
arguably this place was better without you

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:57, Reply)
so you're saying it might have been worse

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:28, Reply)
Aardvark?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:35, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:48, Reply)
Arseboon Dilbaro?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:49, Reply)
Semen Khaidenko

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 14:50, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 15:54, Reply)
Aristotle Bollock

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 16:19, Reply)
Bollock and rump, Trump

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:40, Reply)
Tennis bird scratching her arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 16:48, Reply)
Cor

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:13, Reply)
Family Friendly Forum yeah, easy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:57, Reply)
Soz m8
I went too far
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:41, Reply)
it was fine until the ping pong ball

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 21:30, Reply)
James Last

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 16:23, Reply)
Lol, just watched an MP speaking in favour of assisted dying. Andy Slaughter.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:55, Reply)
lol

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:57, Reply)
rofl

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:10, Reply)
And his laughter at your sad demise

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:27, Reply)
Stars Of The Lidzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:44, Reply)
idgi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:35, Reply)
lol i

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:45, Reply)
lol ass

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 18:39, Reply)
lol teddy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:17, Reply)
lol twat

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:54, Reply)
Ba da bah bah bah bah bada, bah ba bah, bah ba ba bada

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 19:57, Reply)
Treee-oh, treeeeeee-oh, three out of seven in the weekly quiiiiiiiiiz
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y98jd6q95o
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:05, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:12, Reply)
Yea but George Went tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:15, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:22, Reply)
i suppose

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:42, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:44, Reply)
Semen Khaidenko

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:47, Reply)
2/7 George Went
thank you garold
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:15, Reply)
2/7 pissing on your own knees

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:16, Reply)
1/7 a sub-Prime performance

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:27, Reply)
2/7
Not even guessing about random pop songs and tennis could save me this time.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:32, Reply)
James/Sub - Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:34, Reply)
1/7 C is for Semen Khaidenko

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:58, Reply)
I've got to stop this, it only makes me angry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:16, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 10:41, Reply)
Dignitas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 10:47, Reply)
This should be on the populol page
James sub-Prime, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:11, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:18, Reply)

The name's Prime,
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:23, Reply)
No Mr Sub-Prime, I expect you to die after a short illness.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:26, Reply)
actual lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:28, Reply)
Samesies

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:30, Reply)
No Prime to Die

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:29, Reply)
Prime and Prejudies

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:36, Reply)
The Prime of Mr James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:39, Reply)
sub-Prime and Punishment

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:41, Reply)
The Prime Machine

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:47, Reply)
The Prime Traveler's Wife

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:49, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:28, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:55, Reply)
I have no idea about what you are referring

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 10:50, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:37, Reply)
Real Gone Kid

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 10:53, Reply)
they'll have to sell his house... it's prime real estate

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:06, Reply)
Deacon Blue Lips

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:09, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:15, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:25, Reply)
Clicking all these

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:39, Reply)
Deacon Blue Lips tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:51, Reply)
Deacon Bleaurgh I'm Dead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:54, Reply)
To view the full version of this content, view this page in the Reddit app.
How about fuck off, Reddit?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:42, Reply)
try this one
old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1lfzglt/i_started_dating_this_beautiful_comedian_she_made/


but it's not really worth it
(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:49, Reply)
It's still reddit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:51, Reply)
the clue is in the URL

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:52, Reply)
came here to say that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:55, Reply)
You're right, it wasn't.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:58, Reply)
Ah, sorry about that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:19, Reply)
By which, I of course mean
James sub-Prime
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:20, Reply)
Flawed setup.
Everyone knows women can be pretty OR funny.

That's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:53, Reply)
Which is Rosie Jones, then?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:55, Reply)
no

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:55, Reply)
Optimustn't Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:25, Reply)
Droptimus Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:26, Reply)
Sub-Optimus Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:26, Reply)
Optimout Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:44, Reply)
Amagone Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:28, Reply)
PastHis Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:31, Reply)
The Prime Time of Your Death

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:32, Reply)
George Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:39, Reply)
Out of Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:50, Reply)
Not even in my top 10 favourite James'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 12:53, Reply)
Little do they know my sig is bringing back members to haunt you all

(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:49, Reply)
We are all banned from talk

(Chocco, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 11:12, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:28, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:30, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:36, Reply)
Deacon Blue lips

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:37, Reply)
fuck you hedgey

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 13:42, Reply)
Deadcon Blue

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:37, Reply)
We heard you the first time, smegwipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:38, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:41, Reply)
Real Gone Kid

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:42, Reply)
Not even in my top 10 dead musicians

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:42, Reply)
Dignitas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:42, Reply)
Lock up your daughters, Cock is back in the UK
for 10 days
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:23, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 9:19, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Jun 2025, 6:32, Reply)
m,orning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 6:40, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:04, Reply)
Why hello there Smeggulon Wallaciae

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:16, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:18, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:29, Reply)
Hello Smegg

(Chocco, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:50, Reply)
Wow. I mean, this is... quite the offer!!!
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:56, Reply)
Thanks for the offer
but I'm gonna have to turn this opportunity down
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:17, Reply)
I'm afraid this what we call a 'Corleone'

*an offer you can't refuse
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:25, Reply)

leone netto

an offer you can't refuse messy, overpriced and overrated
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:56, Reply)
no you're going to have to turn this opportunity yes!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:31, Reply)
YES ROWNTREE
YES GROVESNOR
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:48, Reply)
50% reduction?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:24, Reply)
Look it's a bit cold ok

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:26, Reply)
Not a convincing argument, m8.
*sweats balls off*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:04, Reply)
Shut up and take my money

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:30, Reply)
That's lunch sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:40, Reply)
Think it’s expired

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:35, Reply)
cave aged for 18 months m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:41, Reply)
extra mature, just how I like it

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:42, Reply)
KNOB CHEDDAR

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:05, Reply)
Ah cha cha chaa

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:21, Reply)
But it's not one that I can't refuse

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:38, Reply)
It had better be hard working and unshakable or imma kick off

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:56, Reply)
I've been buying more vintage NSB

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:02, Reply)
Nigerian Sex Boys

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:28, Reply)
Nipple Sweat Baubles

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 7:57, Reply)
Ambassador, with zese microballs in a sweat pickle, you are really spoiling us!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 22:16, Reply)
Yetso.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:23, Reply)
Oh what no way

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:25, Reply)
YOU HEARD

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:27, Reply)
50p sausage?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 1:45, Reply)
Wow. I mean, this is... quite the offer!!!
imgur.com/a/6jrDZSN

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(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 18:53, Reply)
hang on I'm just off to copy and paste some bullshit
back in a tick
(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 18:57, Reply)
OMG I just read this on the internet!
Wow. I mean, this is... quite the offer!!!
imgur.com/a/6jrDZSN

President Trump .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass (Individually Numbered


President Trump .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass (Individually Numbered)

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He's always stood strong for what's right.
Hardworking. Unshakable. Proudly American.
Just like President Trump.

This Father's Day, don't just give him a gift—
Give him a symbol of strength, legacy, and American grit.

Embedded with a real, lead-free .308 bullet — because his resolve is bulletproof.
Etched with Trump's official Presidential Seal — a mark of unyielding leadership.
Individually numbered — only 2,500 made, built for those who know the value of true rarity.
Made in the USA and ready to gift — just like him, solid and dependable.

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This isn't just a whiskey glass.
It's a testament to the strength of a man who's never backed down.
A keepsake for the one who raised you right —
And raised a glass to freedom.

But act fast. When they're gone, they're gone.

Because when history remembers those who stood tall…You'll want him to hold the proof.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 18:53, Reply)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:02, Reply)
OMG I just saw this reposted on the internet!
Wow. I mean, this is... quite the offer!!!
OMG I just read this on the internet!
imgur.com/a/6jrDZSN

President Trump .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass (Individually Numbered


President Trump .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass (Individually Numbered)

Order His Whiskey Glass Today→

He's always stood strong for what's right.
Hardworking. Unshakable. Proudly American.
Just like President Trump.

This Father's Day, don't just give him a gift—
Give him a symbol of strength, legacy, and American grit.

Embedded with a real, lead-free .308 bullet — because his resolve is bulletproof.
Etched with Trump's official Presidential Seal — a mark of unyielding leadership.
Individually numbered — only 2,500 made, built for those who know the value of true rarity.
Made in the USA and ready to gift — just like him, solid and dependable.

Order His Limited-Edition Trump Glass Now — Before They're Gone »

This isn't just a whiskey glass.
It's a testament to the strength of a man who's never backed down.
A keepsake for the one who raised you right —
And raised a glass to freedom.

But act fast. When they're gone, they're gone.

Because when history remembers those who stood tall…You'll want him to hold the proof.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 18:53, Reply)
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:02, a friend [x], Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:21, Reply)
MIND: BLOWN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:44, Reply)
the grass here is a mess because the guy who cuts it is losing his sight

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:04, Reply)
BLIND: MOWN

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:04, Reply)
why a lead-free bullet? there's nothing wrong with lead, DO THE RESEARCH

This isn't just a whiskey glass.
The Trumpster's had it up his ass.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:20, Reply)
They don't make bullets out of fluoride but they put it in our water, you do the math

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:40, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8450419
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:06, Reply)
He's a flaccid, diseased nubbin of a cock
Who ejaculates poisonous secretions into the ears of his moronic, syphilis cursed base
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:37, Reply)
Garold always seemed quite sensible to me, tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:13, Reply)
I dunno, he seems to think spam emails are so inherently hilarious that he needs to share them with everyone, imagine being stuck in a lift with him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:15, Reply)
Frrrrrrppppppppppppp!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:50, Reply)
Alright Dekion.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Jun 2025, 21:05, Reply)
after
noon
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:34, Reply)
Fucking is and all

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:54, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 17:06, Reply)
Who would say that?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 18:52, Reply)
Hot
Hot and bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:57, Reply)
31 degrees here now
Working outside (under tarp), zero breeze, feels like 40 ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:05, Reply)
Are you working at Clarksons Farm?

(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:10, Reply)
I *am* Clarkson

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:22, Reply)
You fucking prick

(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:32, Reply)
'Tarp' is 'prat' backwards.
Really makes you think.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:20, Reply)
God it really does actually!!
It makes me think you're a colossal knobber
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:23, Reply)
You massive tarp

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:24, Reply)
prat=tarp
Yours won't catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:25, Reply)
This country!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:26, Reply)
parp tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:37, Reply)
🤮

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 17:51, Reply)
Take one of the hats off

(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:08, Reply)
I'd rather die
Or masturbate
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 17:51, Reply)
Trent Reznor's attempts at lyrics needed a little revision.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:49, Reply)
Euro?

(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:01, Reply)
y
es
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:06, Reply)
Alright fuckers
TODAY IS THE DAY

EDIT: who thought I was dead?
(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 11:59, Reply)
Every day is a day.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:04, Reply)
Today is SPECIAL.
For I HAVE RETURNED
(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:07, Reply)
My enthusiasm is unquantifiable.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:08, Reply)
I can tell.
I can feel the excitement in your trousers
(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:10, Reply)
aardvark isn't wearing any trousers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:40, Reply)
Then what do I have my hands inside?

(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:51, Reply)
Trouser
Dave Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:16, Reply)
I am up to my elbow

(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:32, Reply)
i am up to fucking 'ere m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:05, Reply)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:21, Reply)

I have Today is + NEEDS
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:57, Reply)
Alright Rich.
How is it hanging you spastic?
(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:15, Reply)
Overall fine
This week: bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:34, Reply)
I am trying to do as little work as possible.
I don’t think I have done anything all day.

But I have a black eye and am covered in bruises and sore all over as well so that’s my excuse.
(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:57, Reply)
Had another night in the cells?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:58, Reply)
Haven’t been in trouble in about 3 years now brother.
Seizure.
(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:09, Reply)
You fucking gay spastic

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:21, Reply)
SUCK MY CHOCCOS

(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:24, Reply)
Hail+

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:24, Reply)
Very well done.
Take a cuddly toy,
(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 16:28, Reply)
James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:11, Reply)
Got it in one
Hiya mate. Which one are you again?
(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:12, Reply)
The name's Wallace. Smegg Wallace.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:26, Reply)
Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 14:30, Reply)
alright Matt Johnson

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:28, Reply)
What's Porky Pig's favourite band?
The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The-uh-uh-The.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:38, Reply)
I hope you typed all of this instead of copying and pasting

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:52, Reply)
My lawyer has advised me neither to confirm nor deny this.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:45, Reply)
I don’t ask you about before the fifteenth day; try to say something about after the fifteenth day.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:41, Reply)

You are SO wacky
(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:11, Reply)
Is that SO

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:15, Reply)
ok lets lay bets on how long this one takes to
a) turn into a beakering spastic
b) go properly mental
(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:47, Reply)
-50 minutes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:49, Reply)

£20 on both
(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:56, Reply)
You can't bet on something that's already happened.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 19 Jun 2025, 15:14, Reply)
Alright Chocco

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 12:59, Reply)
Alright Two Hats.
It’s SF by the way.

*lowers glasses and fake nose and moustache combo*
(Chocco, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 13:01, Reply)
- thought
+ hoped
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Jun 2025, 19:28, Reply)

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