Hullo deacon'sHow r u lol
Pub in Wapping 2moz, Caribbean fine dining Sun.
U
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:56,
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We have a right laugh here, and no mistake.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:10,
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Friday m8. How bad can it beI'm alright. Not got a lot on this weekend, which I'm actually pleased about. It's been busy lately, and I am a lazy, lazy man
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:00,
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โฉโโจโถ โฃ๊โฑค๊ญโฑฎ โฌโ๊ฌฒ๊ญ
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:18,
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Some lovely shit hole pubs still in Wapping. Don't have to use the prospect (
mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:07,
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I got none right. Not a single one. Not even a random fucking correct answer. Sod you all.www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyd7xjw2r3o
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:17,
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A combination of a small bit of knowledge and the customary guesswork got me to 5/7.(
.Yeti., Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:21,
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4/7Standard
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:10,
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Going to work soon My cousin is visiting his mum, so I won't have to put up with her mentalness for the weekend.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:11,
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Done a 22 mile run and then off to Manchester for ๐ป tomorrow Might wank off a wildebeest
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:28,
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We just had a driverless taxi in our street - successfully dropped/picked passenger and buggered off.What exciting, futuristic thing have you noticed recently?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:26,
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Update. It's not driving itself at fucking allsomeone's driving it around, I think it's being configured or learning these weird London streets.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:35,
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so it's basically a car, being driven. oh garold. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:00,
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It had all the twirly radar/lidar gubbinsSo that was exciting
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:07,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:10,
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Yes Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 7:38,
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just belm if you can hear me(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:14,
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i'm a spazi'm a retard
what the hell am i doing here?
oh yeah
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:26,
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Morning. Rich boomers be spendin' all their money...Dave Gilmour's strat just sold. Guide price of between $2m and $4m. Sold for quite a bit more in the end www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6573403?ldp_breadcrumb=back
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:22,
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preventing evening, maybe yours etc(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:53,
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Dunno if my lads got his anti biotics yet. But this is who is on at club chemistry in Canterbury. Serves them right tbh youtu.be/3Dvn9X7n0VQ?si=hYkdbiUa0giGIQeU
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mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 18:13,
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I sold my shoes to a guy outside that club for £80The cash smelled like Hai Karate
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The father's day gift of choice for 80's kids (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 22:36,
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Somebody pumped Michael McIntyre full of botox and banged a load of billy up his japper(, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 6:47, Reply)
ChristI mean, if this is how he's come back then I'm definitely siding with the Muslims.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 6:20, Reply)
Night (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 22:36,
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So I have 25l of lemony prison wine fermenting. As expected, I got impatient and tried drinking a pint of it 1 day in.This was a mistake. Not only is it still sickly sweet and very highly carbonated but it seems to be continuing to ferment inside me.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 1:01,
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Granddad’s (RIP) only ever words of wisdom came into my head – ‘If you’re ever in trouble, act like you’ve got a mental illness’.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:31,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:35,
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Wonder if 'grandad' or 'monkeythechicken' ever met anyone with mental health problems.(, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:48, Reply)
I wonder if they ever left the basement(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:12,
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well it's definitely a story, that's true(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:56,
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Did you stab him to death to make people you think you were a homicidal paranoid schizophrenic?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:21,
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, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 16:15,
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morningI have an hilarious anecdote about a courier from yesterday, but they're not my forte so you'll just have to imagine it.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 8:31, Reply)
You left it in a safe place, m8(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 9:09,
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^ reads victim impact statements to bring back the magic (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 12:34,
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World Gary Glitter Is On The Way Out Day! Erry year I cri(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 12:26,
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Click here for brain-hungry zombies in your area!(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 12:31,
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I mean, that's why they're hungry(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:31,
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Lolorder-order.com/2026/03/19/ofcom-fines-4chan-520000-lawyer-responds-with-picture-of-giant-hamster/
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mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 12:36,
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Took me a moment to realize that OFCOM is a uk agency. It is funny, but it's also a fucking stupid waste of time. I doubt 4chan is the only recipient.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 12:43,
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I think most sites complied to check UK ip address age verification. Only a few still giving the finger (
mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 12:49,
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I had no idea, I don't see it here (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:27,
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Hey there! I am using WhatsApp.Not really, I'm using 'herbal cannabis' and 'alcohol'.
Hi gunt's. How's it smegging?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:05,
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alt: What's your second favourite software easter egg of all time?I'm building something that involves mongoloid features unlocked by a physical defect and looking for inspiration.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:06,
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More like bongoloid in ur case m8, lol.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:24,
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I like the secret 2D platforming mode you unlock by collecting all the restaurant menus in Butthurt Autism 2: The Beakering.(
.Yeti., Thu 19 Mar 2026, 0:24,
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The boy won battle of the bands at Solent uni todayHe is currently somewhere getting pissed with the rest of the band
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 21:07,
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let's talk when you're not on a load of drugs ok(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:17,
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it's just the tip of a massive drugbergjust the tip lol
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:46,
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My arseIs like a babbons today
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:02,
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Bruv a few days back I did ten shits easyI swear down. Logs, nuggets, squits, grape shot...the fucking LOT m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:19,
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So far off the Bristol Stool Chart it's halfway to Weston-Super-Mare.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:23,
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^ Jacob Diarrhoea(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:35,
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Does Barnaby Bear shit in the woods?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 21:03,
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alright chucked my job in today, fuck that employment malarkey
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broadsword, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 21:17,
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Did you flounce? Were you escorted out? Do you want a loan with somewhat unusual repayment requirements?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 0:45,
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What's your favourite software easter egg of all time?I'm building something that involves hidden features unlocked by a physical object and looking for inspiration. What's the best easter egg you've ever found buried in software? The more obscure the better.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 13:34, Reply)
He's talking about that thing whereyou open an admin command prompt in Windows and type "route delete * /p" and press enter. This allows you to access the Real B3ta.com instead of this fake and gay one.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 16:44,
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That's oddly specific And very dull
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 14:03,
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10 PRINT "db123 is great! ";
20 ' by great, of course I mean gay
30 GOTO 10
(, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 14:30, Reply)
dunno reallynot much of a gamer.
I liked using cheat codes when I did play though
oh, there are a couple of hidden cars you could get in driver 2 on the ps1, one was really shit though
(, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 14:39, Reply)
I buried my eggs deep into your nans software last Christmas m8(
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:26,
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I mean... thiswww.reddit.com/r/GreatBritishMemes/comments/12gtyr1/happy_easter/
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 15:47,
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somebody set us up the rapid unscheduled disassembly(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 17:52,
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broadsword, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 17:22,
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I liked it on metal gear solid when I had to insert controller 2 into my anus to defeat the boss(, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 17:31, Reply)
damn that Springsteen and his sexual demands(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:01,
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got the controller up and beat the game(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 18:55,
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this one time, in Liberty City...(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 19:48,
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I'm too unfit in my digging musculoskeletal bits- running and gym stuff don't prepare you for real hard work
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 13:22,
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mid moming it's only a 4-hour time difference at the moment, clocks here changed already
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 13:23,
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MorningI have become very fond of The Sidecar. It's our coctail of choice at the moment, taken over from The Negroni. I'll have to get some more Triple Sec at this rate...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 8:54,
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Or very, very lateeverything's relative...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 9:18,
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I have decided that alcohol is too expensive and will be making my own from now on. I have bought a 30litre tub, 10kg of sugar and some lemon juice.My initial experiment making 5 litres of alcoholic lemonade was partially successful in that it seemed to be fermenting but I was too impatient and drank it all before it was ready
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 9:19,
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i did homebrew for a bitthe basic kit version, it was cheaper and the beer was reasonable. But it was a fair amount of faff and you then have 40 or so bottle of the same drink. Plus my alcohol consumption has dropped a lot lately
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are you in the uk?cos you may have to save up ยฃ20k unless the law changes
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No, but it's technically illegal where I am anyway.I might have to smuggle it in via relatives abroad.
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.Yeti., Wed 18 Mar 2026, 12:13,
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Prison hooch is very on-brand for 2026.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 10:49,
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Ian Huntley's latest batch has matured nicelyhe's not been around to mess with it before it was matured.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 11:57,
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Messing with things that had matured wasn't really his bag, it's true.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Mar 2026, 20:27,
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Vietnam Vietnam(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 9:08,
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The soundtrack to that is excellent I saw it at a record fair at the weekend. I should have bought it, in retrospect
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 10:42,
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A mate from work picked up a couple of bargains at Leeds record fair.1990 original pressing of Violator for ยฃ30 and a Japanese original pressing (with obi strip) of Music For The Masses for ยฃ130.
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NiceI'm not really a collector, just a player. I always set myself the rule of paying less than I could get it brand new. There are exceptions, obviously.
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 11:11,
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Guinness or McGregor?It'd be worth a lot more if it's Guinness, McGregor whapped it out in most of his films.
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Good morning. I have decided that as I am now in my early to mid 40s I should try reading glasses.I thought that maybe I was becoming presbyopic and that was why I can't concentrate on all the boring shit I have to read for work because it's a bit blurry.
They're brilliant if I want to look at things very close up but seem to make fuck all difference reading screens.
Anyone here know anything about glasses? Might gaz mongychops
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 9:13,
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I've worked out what that horrible smell was and I've gotten rid of it.Have you identified the source of a nasty niff and did you manage to resolve that situation?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 17:59,
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I was deleting a load of old shit from my work computer And I found a screenshot of me arguing with Rob about you being banned. I took the screenshot because I was fairly sure that I was next
Good toimes
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 18:20,
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It was the good of toimes, it was the best of toimes(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 18:26,
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How did you work it out garold? (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 18:15,
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He won't tell you unless he's shamed into it,he's the king of vagueb3taing.
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I'm just saying, finding out which thing stinks doesn't usually involve a lot of thought, just some sniffing, so I'm curious(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 19:43,
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A bag of frozen meat had leaked beef juice while defrostingthe dishcloth used to mop up the bloodjuice was sitting in the washing machine filling the kitchen with decomposing smell. Solution was to run the washing machine.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 9:17,
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-run the washing machine. +stop eating animal corpses(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 11:18,
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I'm married to a Brazilianthe concept of vegetarianism is a quaint notion in our house.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 11:58,
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Too much red meat can turn you straight garold, everyone knows that(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 13:14,
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I don't know about that I eat steak as much as I can and I still like a nice cock
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Mar 2026, 13:20,
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I closed the browser tab with /talk in it.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 19:59,
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but you opened a new one, din't ya- you dirty bugger
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 21:31,
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fuck yeah jigger i got my apples (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 12:10,
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it takes a nation of Jillians to hold us back(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 12:14,
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It's an idea whose time has come(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 15:57,
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I had a great day there when my kids were about 10 and 8. Fun playing on industrial machines (
mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 16:25,
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a google search for "3 points for a win, big chin" completely failed to make the obvious connection(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 13:58,
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Afternoon (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 14:37,
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Shame on a jigger who try to runGame on a jigger!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Mar 2026, 14:50,
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We no longer “need,” or desire, the MAIN BOARD'S assistance – WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Links, QotW, or Newsletter.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 16:26,
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Christ just shut up will I, nobody's reading all the shit I typed 6 years agob3ta.com/talk/8253651
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my nephew was born on this day- and despite all our families having irish heritage, they didnt even give him patrick as a middle name
Bigorrah
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 7:55,
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I'm dying my water green IYKWIM(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 8:25,
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piss off you big nosed rubber faced bastard(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 23:00,
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Late nite Lindupyoutu.be/OSyf4Tv82m8?si=2QIAYMHe1ckVMseg
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 23:32,
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I'm reaslly enjoying thisanything with Yolanda Charles is generally worth checking out...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 8:32,
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you can't say nato without saying no(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 17 Mar 2026, 2:09,
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Yup. Soon be BST- I do not like this
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 17:58,
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As served in my local, with an IPA- It's Piss Actually
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 18:30,
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Bottom Sniffing Time!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 19:10,
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