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# Man Hole Cat
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# WOO!
I love this
Edit: Teh greater good
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# you horrid get!
*clicks*

EDIT - It's 13:37
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
1n W3$7 Ph1£4Ð3£ph14, B0rn 4nÐ R41$3Ð, 0n 7h3 p£4¥9r0µnÐ 1$ wh3r3 1 $p3n7 m0$7 0ƒ m¥ Ð4¥$
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Oh,
I'm gonna be singing that all week now!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Not just singing it
but rapping it to EVERY fucking song that comes on the radio with even a vaugely similar beat.
*cue Take That - Pray* ... "NOW this is the story..."

Try it! - become the envy* of your friends
*pariah

EDIT: Also works with KoRn - Freak on a Leash
(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I shouldn't have been able to read that with no problem whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# paedo!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# ^this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# As I said... Paedo!
"0n 7h3 p£4¥9r0µnÐ 1$ wh3r3 1 $p3n7 m0$7 0ƒ m¥ Ð4¥$"
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# But I'm 15
I do go on the playground.

Mor---ons.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Trainee then
*guffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Where have you hid the RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Go in a toilet like a normal human
Jeeeesus.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Usually I
sit at the computer in my history room
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Well that's just disgusting
I'm pretty sure no-one will endorse those actions.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Paedo in a Speedo!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# SURE I KNOW YOU LAHKE MAH SPEEDO!
*slaps feet together*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Best time of the day, clearly.
Damn. It's not 13:37 anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Leeb.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Leeg, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Leao?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# leal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# LEAZ!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# = a tarbuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Heh!
And on that note, I'm off to boil the kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# For fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Just for jolly,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Why I say, what a ripping idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *puts kettle in pan of boiling water*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Silly Nibus!
Put it in the tumble drier like everyone else!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# then I'll get dry water
I want wet water!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *watches, rapt*
This is the most awesomest thing ever.

Shall we plug it in as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# That may not be too wise.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Tish pshaw`
I'm a captain, we're invincibibble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I'm a doctor
And I say you shouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Doctors don't know nuffink about kettles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# We know that they're hot.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# You are Paris Hilton
AICMFP


right, off to my meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# leao
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# leai
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Hey babe!
What's shakin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Some days, have ham and bacon
Next day, ain't nothin' shakin'
Ain't nobody's business if I do.

Hey Heff.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I wish I had bacon.
Then I'd have it going on. As it is....

meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# :/
similar

ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I know...
let's take all the cushions off the sofa and build a house!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# leal?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# leat
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# PFFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# How is that not fucking good?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Suicidecat is suicidal
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha
oh my this is good.

how about a sporting eccident next, like getting hit with a javlin or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Fabtastic
*Issues the hardest click eva!*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
You just know that when that cat lands it's going to sit and wash itself, pretending that it had meant to do that all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# !
exactleh!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
wobbly hole!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# yes?
oh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ha ha,
who put that hole there?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Ahhhahahaha!
MORE OF THESE!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Excellent!
Have 6 biscuits. It is worthy.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# cheers
no more tea though please
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I've got bored of tea for one afternoon
4 cups in 2 hours.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I'm on the coffee today.
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# The piratey-est hot stimulant drink ever?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I like it so much, I put my name on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# You did?
Can I have some?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Certainly.
That will be a thousand dubloons, and 4 ounces of booty, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I don't have dubloons.
Or a garden.

/burntfacemanblog


(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Do you have any taramasalata?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ...yes, actually.
Noticed it in the fridge while making a sandwich.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# any hole's a goal!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# pah
you don't understand football at all!

you might be thinking of snooker, or perhaps Quazer Lazer
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# that is brilliant!
*CLICK!*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
better - less lethal

he's gone to inadvertantly battle the evil Denizens
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# ha ha top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# brilliance! sheer brilliance!
*clicks twenty million times*
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# This pleases me.
Very much WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Superbly doned
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Need more kicking
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
this is worth a *click and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# haha hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahah
HAHHAHA

Oh god
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# funny
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# haha
aww poor kitty

You get a enormous WOO!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# This is Madness..
This is Spartaaaaaaaa!?
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Special
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I laughed four times at that - I feel like I'm on a level with Peter Griffin
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# *mimics peter's laugh*
ehhehhehhehhehhehhee
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# monkeys like nuts
crack em open
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)