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# BROCCOLI!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH YES!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top bombage :D
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
I used to hate broccoli and then I realsised it was just being cooked badly.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# I love broccoli :)
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# me too!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# ooh yes
broccoli is teh ace if it's cooked right.. it should be almost as tender as butter :)
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# ^^this
me mam does an awesome roast dinner on the weekend and has been recently including steamed broccoli on the plate.

*dribbles*
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# *dies*
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# *hungers*
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# also
you can eat 6347756475676 broccolies without noticing. it just melts in your mouth
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# but it's so lovely, you'd want to notice
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# i mean
you enjoy each and every one of those 6347756475676. but you never feel the need to stop
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Wow
People who have a similar lust for broccoli as me. I thought I was one of a dying broccoli-loving breed.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Roasted and glazed parnsips are the way forward
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# i can go with that
but it'd be nice to have some broccoli with them
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# oh, of course
but slightly more parnsips than broccoli
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# and a heap of roast tatties that dwarfs both :D
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# It's a little after 9am and now I need a Roast Dinner
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# A thyme brush dipped in honey
and lightly spread across the top
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# that's the one
/also, a small amount of sherry as they're cooking gives them a lovely sweet taste
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Can I pronounce november 26th
as global b3ta broccoli day?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# ^this
Retention of some texture FTW
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# "Damn you, damn the broccoli and damn the Wright Brothers!!!!"
\stewieblog

woo :D
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
#
 
cool whip?
 
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# *glees*
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# GIGGEDY
 
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# the positioning of my donation cock
is a bit awkward
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)
# not for Quagmire
"911? Yeah it's Quagmire. Um...stuck in teh boardz this time, yeah...."
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# i was thinking along similar lines
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
#
"how old are you?"
"sixteen"
"eighteen?"
"MOM!"
"I like where this is going, giggedy giggedy giggedy"
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# owwriiiiight
he-he-he!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Dear diary...
JACKPOT!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# muhaha
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# FP this now!!
:D 1000 clicks
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# It has been done.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Superb
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# hehe. i kinda like broccoli
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# BROCCOLI IS A NAZI VEGETABLE
seriously i hate broccoli. if someone else at a dinner table is having broccoli, there will be some bits of it on my plate GUARANTEED. even if it was cooked separately and served with separate implements.

it just has a natural instinct to ANNEX the next plate.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:47, archived)
# how come?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# i edited.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# mMMMmmmm!
What a delicious way to start the day!

'nings!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# This is great.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# ta!
Was in my head for ages, and I thought it would have surely been done
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Brill
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Oh hey, front page!
That was quick :)
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# *shocked*
a ninja fp
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# fabulousness :D
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Not only *click*, but make it into:
a) a poster;
b) your fortune.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I have it at 1024x1300 or something
but how does one make it into a fortune?

sell it as MOAB: the mother of all broccoli?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# desktop pwweeeeaaaase!
As for fortune.... I dunno, but it seems to me just the sort of witty ironic edgy* poster that stoodents want up on their wall.

(And let's face it, these days they're the only people who can get enough credit to splash out on a poster!)

*: I'm not being rude :-) It's also (crucially) novel and bloody well executed!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# consider it done (see post ^)
:)
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Thank you!
It looks majestic.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# You sir...
...are a genius! A thoroughly deserved FP congrats! *clicks*
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# thats
chuffing smart
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Thank you for fetching my slippers!
Why are they soaking wet?

(It's still making me smile).
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hahah :)
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
And that's why I've always been suspicious of broccoli.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I wonder...
If the Toby Carvery would like this apocalyptic version if it's place mats?

Better than it's carrot sun, broccoli trees and yorkshire pudding mountains.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Broccoli should be banned under the Geneva convention
*clicks*
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Best nuclear holocaust ever!
Woo for broccoli!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Pffft!
Grats on the FP :)
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Wee! Woohoo! Broccoli!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# extraordinary coinkydink
i made this about a year ago

(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I'm with bush senior on this
ie i don't like broccoli!
woo yay click
(, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)