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# BROCCOLI!

wallpaper-ish size
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top bombage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
I used to hate broccoli and then I realsised it was just being cooked badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# I love broccoli :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# ooh yes
broccoli is teh ace if it's cooked right.. it should be almost as tender as butter :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# ^^this
me mam does an awesome roast dinner on the weekend and has been recently including steamed broccoli on the plate.

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# *hungers*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# also
you can eat 6347756475676 broccolies without noticing. it just melts in your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# but it's so lovely, you'd want to notice
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# i mean
you enjoy each and every one of those 6347756475676. but you never feel the need to stop
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Wow
People who have a similar lust for broccoli as me. I thought I was one of a dying broccoli-loving breed.
(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Roasted and glazed parnsips are the way forward
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# i can go with that
but it'd be nice to have some broccoli with them
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# oh, of course
but slightly more parnsips than broccoli
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# and a heap of roast tatties that dwarfs both :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# It's a little after 9am and now I need a Roast Dinner
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# A thyme brush dipped in honey
and lightly spread across the top
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# that's the one
/also, a small amount of sherry as they're cooking gives them a lovely sweet taste
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Can I pronounce november 26th
as global b3ta broccoli day?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# ^this
Retention of some texture FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# "Damn you, damn the broccoli and damn the Wright Brothers!!!!"
\stewieblog

woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
#
 
cool whip?
 
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# GIGGEDY
 
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# the positioning of my donation cock
is a bit awkward
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)
# not for Quagmire
"911? Yeah it's Quagmire. Um...stuck in teh boardz this time, yeah...."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# i was thinking along similar lines
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
#
"how old are you?"
"sixteen"
"eighteen?"
"MOM!"
"I like where this is going, giggedy giggedy giggedy"
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# owwriiiiight
he-he-he!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Dear diary...
JACKPOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# muhaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# FP this now!!
:D 1000 clicks
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# ^ this
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# It has been done.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# hehe. i kinda like broccoli
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# BROCCOLI IS A NAZI VEGETABLE
seriously i hate broccoli. if someone else at a dinner table is having broccoli, there will be some bits of it on my plate GUARANTEED. even if it was cooked separately and served with separate implements.

it just has a natural instinct to ANNEX the next plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:47, archived)
# how come?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# i edited.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# mMMMmmmm!
What a delicious way to start the day!

'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# ta!
Was in my head for ages, and I thought it would have surely been done
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Brill
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Oh hey, front page!
That was quick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# *shocked*
a ninja fp
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# fabulousness :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Not only *click*, but make it into:
a) a poster;
b) your fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I have it at 1024x1300 or something
but how does one make it into a fortune?

sell it as MOAB: the mother of all broccoli?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# desktop pwweeeeaaaase!
As for fortune.... I dunno, but it seems to me just the sort of witty ironic edgy* poster that stoodents want up on their wall.

(And let's face it, these days they're the only people who can get enough credit to splash out on a poster!)

*: I'm not being rude :-) It's also (crucially) novel and bloody well executed!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# consider it done (see post ^)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Thank you!
It looks majestic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# You sir...
...are a genius! A thoroughly deserved FP congrats! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# thats
chuffing smart
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Thank you for fetching my slippers!
Why are they soaking wet?

(It's still making me smile).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hahah :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
And that's why I've always been suspicious of broccoli.
(Pseudonym, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I wonder...
If the Toby Carvery would like this apocalyptic version if it's place mats?

Better than it's carrot sun, broccoli trees and yorkshire pudding mountains.

(I helped save b3ta! MrHeed, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Broccoli should be banned under the Geneva convention
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Best nuclear holocaust ever!
Woo for broccoli!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Pffft!
Grats on the FP :)
(Cloudane, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Wee! Woohoo! Broccoli!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# extraordinary coinkydink
i made this about a year ago

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I'm with bush senior on this
ie i don't like broccoli!
woo yay click
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 26 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)