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# what could be more refreshing on a summers day?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Nothing.
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Top spooj action.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# High pressure spluffage!
He wants to be careful he dosen't blow a gasket.
Edit:And contrary to what porn tells us...I've yet to meet a lady who let's face it is Really that enthusiastic about man-batter to any great degree. ^^He's a lucky chap to have her ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# i was with one once
but she had a whole lot of other disturbing baggage that came with it, so it didn't really pay off.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha
yuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# crikey
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Erm ... an ice lolly, perhaps?

Or a soothing pint of cool cider?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I must be the only man in Britain not to like Cider.
I am aren't I, admit it? Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# strongbow, blackthrorn, and any cider served with ice are all shit.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Ah so you're a White Lightning man then!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# *boiks*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# WRONGBOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# WEAKBOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Correct.
They are to cider what McDonald's is to burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I keep trying to explain this to the missus
when she comes back from the shops: "But it was on special!"

Not really surprising why it was...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Can't stand the stuff, an oi be from zummerset an all
it also gives me cracking hangovers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Is that the newest super soaker?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha! He should be fighting crime
with an aim like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Weeeeee!
In both ways.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# RDR is borked!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Spolier, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# You tried to get on mp since the dlc?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# It looks like English, but...
No I'm not on multiplayer. I'm bad enough with 360 games anyway without throwing the online element in there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Fantastic pay-off

Karen Gillan
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Man that's some chronic diarrhoea.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Ah yeah.. I'm better now and will change my sig

EDIT: So as to not rien Whato's coment, my sig read:
"Wobbly Bloke is back to work with the shits on, Wed 23 Jun"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# "All pornshtars fear The Gush.."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hhahahahahahahahaha
if that's not a quote it's going in either of our series as a quick channel hop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# crikey, some geyser
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Good Lord!!
WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Before I'd even scrolled down
I knew it was by you and would involve bodily fluids.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# he's stretched his japseye to a massive extent.
i'll be like jordans fanny when it on the flop.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)