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[challenge entry]


: SPONSORED LINK
Help me I'm in Marketing!

Dear B3ta, my boss put me in charge of
Social Networking cos I'm under thirty and I
used words like 'Digital Channels Strategy' &
'Driving Buzz' in my massively fraudulent CV.
I need 10,000 clicks in a hurry or I'll be fired.
Here's a link to my blatantly faked viral video,
Yours: Billy Shennanigan (P.S. I like horses)

tinyurl.com/22mzqfl

From the The B3ta Advertising Agency challenge. See all 237 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Now this is how it's done :)

[edit] Though there's not a chance in hell of me clicking that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# It's not bad actually
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
#


edit: ok i think i get it and i think i'll forgive you for not posting a picture as it's only bullshit that was posted about a million hours ago that's being knocked off.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# W
TF?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Do fuck off kindly
When you get fired you'll have more time to make pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# *gah, just got it*
given the 'compo' damn, my brain is slow this Friday
you get a click for that

at least, I assume it's a gag for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# ^ this
Bit early in the morning for this kind of intellectual stuff.

*shuffles off in general direction of kettle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# no i still don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# B3ta Advertising
but there's still no picture!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# by not putting a picture, he's effectively 'sold' this thread to more people than if he'd put a picture here...
successful b3ta marketing at it's finest
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# But it defeats the purpose of it being an Image Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# the best challenges are always the ones with subversive entries
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# It should at least have been
a jpg of some text.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# probably wouldn't have 'reached' as many people though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# *wakes up*
Eh, what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Yeah agreed but normally that involves images that don't conform to the brief but are hilarious anyway
I'm not saying what he's done isn't good but I really don't want loads of text based entries to follow because now everybody wants to be thought as being very much smarter than thou. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# given the replies he's got so far, I think it highly unlikely that many will follow suit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
# loltrolls might
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I clicked
but i doubt you'll get 10,000

I reckon you'll get loads of abuse from people who didn't read this properly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I read it properly but I'm still not going to click the link
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# i read it properly and clicked the link
it just appears to be a broken link to whatthefuckismysocialmediastrategy.com, taking you to some ask jeeves bollocks.

someone please explain

edit: don't explain
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# This needs more Nigerian Prince and Bank Account Money Transfers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Wordy TJ
Had a gem recently from (supposedly) a Lawyer in Ghana offering me untold wealth, etc etc. His alleged office was in Accra, which was where I happened to be flying to the following week. Oddly, when I wrote back suggesting I drop by his office when I was in town, he didn't reply.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I too had a bit of spam from Africa telling me I was the heir to a fortune...
I was asked to send my details back in an attachment to them to 'verify who I am'.

I would have loved to have seen their face when they opened the attached PDF I sent in my reply to find Impact font at 72pt with the words 'Fuck off cunty chops' on it.

(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# see you in the job line
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
#
they have scented tampons already...trouble is they smell like flowers or strawberries, sometimes I get bored of sweet scents its about time they incorporated some savoury flavours for lady bits :)


May I suggest sweetcorn ?
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:19, archived)
#


Edit: Just to clarify - this isn't a negative 'someone making a dog pull a funny face' post, m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# i click this everytime i see it
Hummus to the n'th degree
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I'm not clicking that till I see a 4-hour long Powerpoint presentation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# With loads of really 'cool' transitions...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# CONCEPT NOW MUCH MORE VALUABLE DUE TO ANIMATED BOXOUT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# We have some Keynote phanbois in the office here
and one of them is obsessed by the 'sparkly text' fly-in effect.

It's sooooo awful, and he uses it almost every other slide in the deck.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# WHERE'S MA PICKCHUR?!
also i want to buy some trainers
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# don't click it
it's a picture of two fat men fucking
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# how dare you
I'm carrying holiday weight
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
# This is fab
why is everyone being a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I think it's still a bit early
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# The nature of the place
You must have noticed by now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# He's being too clever for his own good
It is an Image Challenge not a "Let's fake a spam-troll Challenge"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I think it's referred to as 'residual self-image'
or maybe that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# you missed the memo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I'm being a cunt because
I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I like cheese
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# best of all the comestible milk-based food products...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
'massively fraudulent CV'

I really must work on mine
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I couldn't make my CV look good even if I hired a team of Politicians to spin their best lies about my talents.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# We'll give you good references
...sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Dear Billy
Perhaps I can help you. I've just done a quick bit of research and it turns out four out of seven b3tans don't know satire when they see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# And you were one of the three who wasn't caught out because you waited until everybody else replied
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Obviously this is what I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I refer my drunken colleague to my earlier observation as to it being a bit on the early side for that level of wit.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# ^ this
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I know
I'm just being a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# ooooOOOooooo!
*handbags*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Who says an image
cannot consist of written words?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)