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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Afternoon all - time for the weekly Question of the Week vote. Thanks to those of you who sent in suggestions. We've had some requests to repeat questions we last did years ago, happy to oblige. Choose between:

Shit Claims to Fame: My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra.

Workplace Awardness: Found yourself in an awark situation at work? Colleague was once naked, in the server room, at three in the morning. Took some explaining, that one.

Poo Stories: Yep, somebody wants another Crap Question.

Inventions: Ever invented anything? Did it work? What would you like to invent?

Little Things that Make You Feel Great: Taking your shoes off and walking on cool grass. Those tiny moments that change the mood

Psychopaths: Are you a psycho? Do you know one? Do you work for one? Tell us your story, and where the bodies are kept









Vote closes... some time this afternoon. Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Oh let it be poo! I have some tales to tell
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I too voted poo.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Balls I didn't see Little Things That Make You Feel Great - that would have been good.
Invading Poland, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Finding hardcore gay porn on the 60 year old man's laptop you have to repair
That could fit in two categories.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Shit claims to fame
I've quite a few of them
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:42, archived)
# i shat myself once
it was fucking hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:42, archived)
# my then girlfriend was laughing so much
she pissed herself
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Just for information
I read "Taking your shoes off and wanking on cool grass".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Fuck. You.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:12, archived)
# why didn't you use my suggestion?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:15, archived)
# SHED
SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED SHED
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Poo Stories, in honour of Baldmonkey, RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I voted for the one I didn't suggest,
as mine was a shit idea.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)