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[challenge entry] :D

It would have been a far more disturbing film if they'd carried potato peelers instead of knives

From the Real Life Movie Posters challenge. See all 86 entries (closed)

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Haha nice
You loose 2 points for no eye makeup!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I only have permanent marker to hand
and I don't love B3ta that much
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Your wife has a barbie, but no makeup?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Curiouser and curiouser.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:44, archived)
# there's a big difference between grabbing an old barbie from a box and stealing a ladies warpaint
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Pfft, if you'd asked I'm she would have jumped at the chance to make you look pretty.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:44, archived)
# WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!?!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 7:08, archived)
# =]
The best thing even! I have been showing everyone this morning but the wife and kids just don't get it!
Now get ya yellow speedos on and it should win the compo ;)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:13, archived)
# Boooooooooo
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Only 2? You're more generous than me.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:24, archived)
# -5 for wimping out of stealing the wife's eyeliner.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:24, archived)
# jesus!
ace
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:26, archived)
# THAT'S NOT A KNIFE!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Lol veg peeler.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
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Q&S:
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Invisable surely?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:50, archived)
#
well, maybe, but, y'know, Q&S...?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:59, archived)
# haha, nah, you are right...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 7:56, archived)
#
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Love you really :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:48, archived)
# You are Monty Panesar AICMFP
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:50, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] last one before bed

Top Tip - watercolour pencils work as an alternative to makeup, and ping pong balls are more believable than expensive contact lenses
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:58, archived)
# How long have you been prepping these for?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Jaws was a spur of the moment thing to help get the idea across
the rest followed
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Fair enough, this kind of silliness is great fun :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Ace
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Love it =)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Wow!
:D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
This is wonderful.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:14, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:36, archived)
# You really are a 'try too hard nobber'
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Cheer it up, Eeyore.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:01, archived)
# it's just a bit of harmless fun after a few too many drinks
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:01, archived)
# I'll stick to my opinions
ta, thanks,
etc
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:04, archived)
# and you really are a 'miserable prick'
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Yes, on the whole, I'd agree with that...
Apart from the prick bit
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Oh, okay then - 'miserable cunt'?
You're going to have to help me a little here.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:03, archived)
# er,,,,,,
on the whole....
what's the difference
that is wrong, this is right, 400 pixels left and right
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:48, archived)
# er, this is a 'comedy' website
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I also found use for some kitchen utensils...


Click image for original
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] And let's just get these out of the way...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha, that one's great :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:05, archived)
# May I just ask,
Why are you in Mr Tumble's bedroom?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:24, archived)
# hahaha
great choice of filname :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Couldn't really be anything else
Frankly :|
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Is this Chronicles of Riddick?
The link just leads to a movie poster site. Not the actual movie poster.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Nope,
It's the Ridicules of Chronic.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Ahhh, top flim that
The pie battle on the space ship was awesome.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:10, archived)
# oh great another beaker challenge
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:14, archived)
# bet you have a wee sub folder in your browser with these
muppet
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:19, archived)
# I literally posted it just 20 minutes ago.
Giz a smile miseryguts.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:21, archived)
# bookmarked under replies to Mu
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:25, archived)
# I'll give you a smile any day
; D
I just have an opinion
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:27, archived)
# So what was the motivation for you posting this whinge?
I don't suppose it was because you wanted people to read it. Was it?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:59, archived)
# who the fuck are you?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:05, archived)
# A
whiney, self-righteous twat who posts tedious 'cute whimsical' shite while generally moaning about everything else on the board. Oh no, that's you. Fuck off.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:15, archived)
# don't forget the charity work, putting money towards the servers, the joke book..10 years of 'shite' jokes

who are you?..get fucked ya dickend
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:15, archived)
# beaker
beaker
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I thought you didn't like to talk about your charidee work. You dismal misanthrope.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:17, archived)
# god you're funny...you should channel this wit and show me how it's done
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:23, archived)
# I'm still wondering why you're all upset about someone making an effort and posting entries for the compo.
But you don't seem keen to answer that particular question.
Sorry, but I don't have a gif of someone else's work to accompany this post.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:35, archived)
# what?...I'm upset? really?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Your reluctance to answer the question is an eloquent answer in itself.
You can go and draw some more baked beans now we're done.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:43, archived)
# the only person upset by the looks of it is you

we're done?...oh god what have I done :(

www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:46, archived)
# I've heard ginkgo biloba is good for memory loss:
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:52, archived)
# who the fuck are you?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Me?
I'm someone who doesn't pointlessly abuse people for making an effort and posting new images for the compo.
Hanging around for 9 years, mewling and whining, trotting out the same old bollocks is not something that I'm in awe of.
I'm not really sure why you think it's such an achievement.
But then, I don't know quite how vacuous the rest of your life is by comparison.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:01, archived)
# you ok now?..have you finished spouting your shite at me?

clearly you weren't done like you said up there
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:11, archived)
#

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:16, archived)
# ahahaha I now know who you are...god you hold a grunge you fucking monumental mong

feel free to show me how it's done...honestly go for it.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:19, archived)
# 3 years fizzing like fuck hahaha
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:21, archived)
# Fizzing? Not really.
3 years wondering why you're so pointlessly rude to so many people on this board while at the same time making out that it's important to you.
Bewildered, more like.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:26, archived)
# must've been 3 long years..fizzing
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 1:36, archived)
# And which of those things have I not done?
do I sit around telling everyone that I am better than them?

No, because it is a shit thing to do and remember, I actually AM better than them, whereas you are an emotionally undernourished little tit.

Go and shout at a brick for a bit, you tool.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:15, archived)
# I've never said i was better than anyone on here....and you're better than no cunt.
look at you, taking pot shots at me safe in the knowledge you have me on ignore. Knowing I can't answer back. It's kinda pathetic. but then..that's you all over
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 3:13, archived)
# God forbid we post things we've made that we'd like other people to see.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:06, archived)
# choo choo!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Be more coherent, little train.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:11, archived)
# rofpmsl - he edited his post. Sure made you look silly.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:41, archived)
# troll bait...eejit lmaoroflcops
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Someone's making an effort to post original images.
Why do you have such a problem with that?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:13, archived)
# because he's a miserable prick
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Yes, on the whole, I'd agree with that...

Apart from the prick bit
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:19, archived)
# I like to think there's a difference between poking the troll, and inviting it to rampage across the board.
Is exploring this line of debate going to end well? For anyone?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Reasonable questions seem to go unanswered, so this particular sub-thread is probably ok.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:23, archived)
# haha Mu calling me a troll...you funny
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Giz a kiss gorgeous.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Lovely, I'll put it on the fridge with all the others.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Yeah,
but when he does it it is funny, whereas you are a self righteous little cunt and the main reason b3ta is dying - nobody wants these arguments.

You know how cliques form and people throw paddies?

Mostly it is you.

Oh, but you delete threads too, you childish, insignificant wankbubble.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:17, archived)
# im the reason?...honestly?
ffs please give my head peace you dull vain long haired fuck
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:58, archived)
# I am not sure when I took you off ignore
but it was clearly an error, you massive, massive cocknocker.

I know you have skills, but that really does not give you a licence to be a fucking diva all the time - fuck off you fucking angry little twat.

Go get some cunting therapy and bother someone paid to listen to your sad bitter bilious tripe.

Hamtoucher.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:13, archived)
# deary me...better now sweetheart?
Why do you feel the need to tell everyone or even me for that fact that you have me on ignore every time you 'take me off it' I really don't care and I'm sure no one else does either. Now jog on ya vain Cunt.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 2:22, archived)
# *looks down*
fuck's sake, who pissed in your cornflakes?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Zak Dingle ;)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Uncanny.
Cockweasle wanks over Dingles donchaknow.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 23:36, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)