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[challenge entry] I have a 3 year old daughter. I exist in a perpetual state of terror for the future.

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(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
eeurgh.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Pure fkn FEAR for when she gets old enough to start getting exposed to all this body image crap...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:15, archived)
# If Barbie were a full-sized woman
Her vital statistics would be 36 inches (chest), 18 inches (waist) and 33 inches (hips)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Found this while I was searching for sauce pics.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Epic win barry
FP This now.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Argh you'll curse it!
Ta Barbie ;p
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:22, archived)
# This ticks so many boxes
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:24, archived)
# you forgot the brain implant
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:18, archived)
#
implant removal
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:20, archived)
# nah, it doesn't have one to start with
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:23, archived)
# And the Designer Vagina labioplasty
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:56, archived)
# that really is pointless shit
unless you've been gang-raped by cacti
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Cheers.
Now the wait for it to turn up uncredited in The Poke...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Quick tag it!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Well why not eh?
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Make it subtle... :)
oh.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:14, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:20, archived)
# super
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Aithankyew
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Armpit hair extensions?
*fears :D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Only on the French version.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Haha Francist!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:33, archived)
# forgot anal bleaching
note to self.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:46, archived)
# DIY - Domestos, paint brush, squat over a mirror
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Ah fucksticks *stops doing the same thing but worse*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Ohhh yeah and we're on the FP!
*does a little dance*
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:30, archived)
# tremendous
:D
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:29, archived)
# Haha!
ace :)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha, great work
And I know exactly how you feel. I've a daughter almost 3 now too! o_O
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 10:46, archived)
# 3 god-daughters here
ages 4, 7 and 8 --- it really does start very early
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 12:08, archived)
# I know how this feels
I have two daughters... going to add this to my new site - feminist father (dot com) if you don't mind!
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:28, archived)
# My pleasure :)
(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 16:24, archived)
# This is extremely good
I expect to see this everywhere soon
(, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, archived)