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# It's alive! It's ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B3ta born product #16325167-b
Full working prototype model, with option for the led visible to show when in use. :)


The Bourbon itself is rubber and the circuit board inside has a heat proof plastic shield to keep things extra safe.
Still waiting for responses from manufacturers, but hopefully this might stir up some more interest. Plus I've got
one more to contact who may in fact be the perfect choice. but if you work for someone who could put these in to
full production, contact me through my Profile or Gaz Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)
# That is ace
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! ^, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)
# that's great work Mr Toast
I'd love to buy one when they get going!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)
# you did it!
you actually did it!

i love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Nice
does it have a cap? What does it look like with the cap on?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)
# yes it does
but it's just a black plastic one to cover the USB, not like a complete extension on the biscuit :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Have you seen the ones that
have a little knob (for want of a better word) that slides the usb connector out of the body of the memory stick? That would be cool, but I'm no expert on these things.

As they stand they're superb. I'll definitely be up for getting one.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)
# that's a bit beyond my expertise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:23, archived)
# putting my pants on
is a bit beyond my expertise

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I'm really not disparaging your efforts
I think its superb.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I'm not disparaging either, I think it's fantastic!
but it would be kind of cool if the biscuit was whole when it was closed and part of it came off as a cap to reveal the usb port, thus utterly concealing it when not in use.
maybe as a deluxe version or something.
it's great, anyway. just great.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha
crikey
if i thought i could use one, i'd buy one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)
# That is excellent!
make sure bourbon doesn't sue though
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)
# the design of the bourbon biscuit is pretty much open to use by anyone
which is why all the biscuit manufacturers make them look identical
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)
# woohoo!
it really does look ace!
good job you!
*pat head*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Thats mictoboy
Happytoast made the bourbon thing
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)
# some people!
*tchoh*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I know!! can't i praise both at the same time!?
christ.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# No!
You may only praise MictoToast
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:31, archived)
# but but..
OH fine.
ALL HAIL MICTOTOAST LORD OF THE INTERWEBS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Shhh
take the credit and profit
by the time they realise, you'll be wearing that sombrero all the way to your mexican villa
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# UNDERLAY UNDERLAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:23, archived)
# shaddupayourmouth!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:24, archived)
# How the devil did you make a plastic bourbon?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)
# This?
And also, why should we believe you that it has a working and visible LED when it's not even visible?

I reckon you just opened a bourbon up, licked most of the choc cream, and stuck it back over a usb drive
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# oh! the cheeky bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# He may have got it here...
www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/biscuits/bourbon.html
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)
# This^
Jessie you sleuth
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Pffft
This is making me do that dumb giggle that you just can't stop, because it hardly seems like one to begin with, just random little 'pffft!'s that set me off again
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# There's no need for that kind of language!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# this also^
either that or you're using two different coloured rubbers and the biscuit is made of 3 parts.i do so hope i'm wrong.
/spent third year of degree making silicone and rubber moulded stuff blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:34, archived)
# This^
The Jiggs up HappyToast!

or should I say; Old man Sanders, the fairground curator!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Pah!
You'd love it if I'D made it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I DO love it!
Haven't you seen it? it's a damn bourbon!

I just don't want my emotions toyed with if it turns out to be a fake
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I think we sould press for more photos of it in action
I dont want another shark/bridge/helicopter scenario. We barely escaped the last one with our lives
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I'm definitely holding out for evidence of a visible LED
Anyone for tea?
*eyes up biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:29, archived)
# You know, a cuppa tea sounds grand!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)
# please
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:34, archived)
# The LED is internal
but it's an easy job to make one of the holes in the top of the bourbon show it through is what I meant.

These are real, seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Hehehe!
Yup! 'tis Mighty Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Nice
It would be no use for me though,
I can guarantee It would end up in my cuppa at some point..
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# The number of times I looked at the bits and thought
mmm, biscuit and considered picking it up to put in my tea was ridiculous.
I'm over it now though.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# wonderful!
incidentally, i ate an entire pack of bourbon biscuits yesterday, it made me feel so, so ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)
# That's ace!
Good work, Toastster.
(Pachey, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)
# yay!
I want one!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)
# awesome!
you should send an email to nicey and wifey and see if the biscuit industry can lend a hand
www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# ooh! good plan!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# do doo do doo
I was thinking that too. I would so buy one. Perfect stocking filler gift. Kind of thing firebox would sell.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 20:38, archived)
# wooyayhooplapanowie!11!1
that am ace!

put me on the short(bread)list
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# That's more than ace.
Is "Bourbon" and the traditional shape a registered trademark? Just wondered since I saw Bourbons from another company that were a different shape - just thought they were avoiding the lawyers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# if it's over 25 years old
it's a free for all

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# oooh
I'm over 25

*thinks*

HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *digs out strap on*
*starts line off*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:26, archived)
# *digs out gimpsuit*
*gets in line*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I Don't Know How, But . . .
I don't Care, I must own one!
(I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Stupendous!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Wonderful...
What does it do again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fab.

Make it able to install photoshop through U3, Ceedo or Mojopac or something and I'll buy two.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# ha ha!
i love it when a plan comes together!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# i'm supposed to be designing/building a fully working mp3 player
i could TOTALLY steal this idea (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# well you can't have it!
*hordes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Pan's labyrinth?
You monkey, our cinema didn't play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:27, archived)
# neither did ours
but tonight is Director's chair
when they screen less popular films

went and got tickets at lunch, good job n all, there were only a few seats left!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)
# it's fine
i've missed all 4 oppertunities to do the health and safety stuff, so i'm not allowed to use the equipment, so i cant do the work.
/quitting
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:27, archived)
# pah!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:33, archived)
# That is tippety top!
so how much and where can we buy them?

Toastie is there anything you can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# ha
excellent

would prefer a 1 gb fig roll :P
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Or the 20gb croissant
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:25, archived)
# 100gb Mother's Pride Medium Sliced
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:26, archived)
# a whole terabyte of CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:28, archived)
# A 1 Terabyte wheel of Edam?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
to all of this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)
# too many security 'holes'
i was thinking cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
NOTHING is impossible with B3TA!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Excellent
Awaits Ipod nano version with exploding battery :)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# fan-bloody-tastic
does it smell?
('Andeh', Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# oh hell yes
i must have one of these, you legend!
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# It's lovely!
How did you make the rubber biccy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha
that's ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# i'd buy that if it was in the news letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:23, archived)
# fucking hell!
hello obz! long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Bloody hell
that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Hurray!
But are they edible?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:24, archived)
# it can certainly be milked
dunking bourbons, mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:27, archived)
# That is the best thing in the world
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Now that is SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:27, archived)
# WOO!
where did you find a rubber one?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:29, archived)
# i want a firewire jaffa cake
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I'm still waiting for my bluetooth Ferrero Roche
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:31, archived)
# wiz zees limited bandwidth confectionary you are spoilng az!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I'll take five.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:31, archived)
# looking good
I'm assuming it's a USB data storage device? Not something I use as I have an XDA sync'd with the PC that has 4x4GB of SD mem but i'd LOVE to have a biscuit themed USB wireless adaptor. Good luck with your enterprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:31, archived)
# geek
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:34, archived)
# who me?
What? NEVER!

( bloody hell man, it's b3ta, 98% of us are geeks and that 100% of FACT + 98.4% science ) ;)

edit: now I see it's just a usb plugged up the arse of a biscuit. Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)
# dunk it


dunk it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Lovely!
I'd buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)
# that's absolutely awesome
...now all I need is a working pc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)
# That is the best thing since sliced bread.
One day, people will say, "That is the best thing since USBourbon drives."

Also, you should make one of the holes go all the way through so people can attach strings and carry it around with relative ease.

/practicalideasblog.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)
# This is fantastic.
Truly.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 5:25, archived)
# I WANT ONE
scratch that, I WANT TWELVETY!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 19:34, archived)
# fuckin' 'ell that's fantastic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 21:45, archived)