You're 'avin a guiraffe!

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

I'm loving that drummer punching himself in the crotch.
Woo!
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)

yes he makes me laugh too
the animation is decidedly shonky because i must go in ten minutes.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

Well that's fucking awful.
I shall have to have a cry, you realise. Another one.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

sorry
but if you had showered me in coffee and sex, we wouldn't be having this problem.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

600 miles.
SIX HUNDRED.

How long do you think my vagina is?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

medium

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

That's so vague.
Is medium 600 miles long then?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

*shrugs*
I dunno. It's not like I've seen it. Your fault.

I'm off. Nunight.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

Night love.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

*wonders how long CW's vagina is*

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

Two guesses what me and my ruler are doing tonight.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

drawing lines
or measuring olives.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

Now that would be interesting :D

( Dixon webcam whores ain't what they used to be, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

I'm not guessing
and i'm not guessing again.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

visa or amex?
 
( fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

now everyone has gone for a cold shower

( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

Table twanging
and swatting bee's
( Steerable_forehead Bring back Kickstart, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

if only b3ta poll still worked
we could take bets
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

is it Henry VII?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

A rule joke!
very good. I used to work with an engineer who was forever making this pedantic remark whenever a straight-edged measuring tool was in play.
( Linbox Is counting down to Roskilde, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

that's why I stopped working with you

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

Yes, yes, yes.
You getting sacked from the crematorium was the happiest day of my life.

We could use rulers all day long after you left.
( Linbox Is counting down to Roskilde, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

I knew it.
Buch of weirdos, you lot. It's all different in my new job. I've got a chair.
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

I believe the average
is a mere 10 cms.

They are of course quite stretchy.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

bwahahahahahahaa
you just made me shed tears of joy
( sinisterduck, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

ace!
looks like he has a sore throat and a kind chap is massaging it for him
( Dr. Strange Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)

this is great.
i also heart the drummer.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

I'm sorry to tell you,
but you might not be his idea of a perfect groupie.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

if God is a drummer
I am a monkey
Someone's a DJ


erm....

how does it go?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

I went on my holidays to Portugal, and all I got was this bloody t-shirt
I Want My Family Back?
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

If(God=="DJ")
{
     Life="a dance floor";
     Love="the rhythm";
     You="the music";
}

( Dr. Strange Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

Hahaha
Nicely done sah!
( XLVII , if he had braincells he would be dangerous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)