Morning all.


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( Halibut ran out of time, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

What role does the robot dog play in this process?

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

well
it's for androids right?
and andrex is for humans, and andrex has a puppy on it, so the android version has a robo puppy on it.
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

What role does the puppy play in the human process?

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

it's cute

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

And quite absorbent.

( Halibut ran out of time, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

I see. Cute animals are an important part of anal hygiene.
Just like that bear which instructs you to "love your bum".
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

wipe your arse on the puppy
and proceed to cleaning the exhaust with a properly clean and freshened ring
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

The robot dog looks quite small,
it could actually crawl up the exhaust port and do the cleaning itself, that would be useful.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

are we talking
small thermal exhaust ports no larger than a womp rat?
(rock paper scissors, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

hah!
this.
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

I laughed till I came*
*wasnt very long

woo woo!
( The Tig and me, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

hmmm
soft AND abrasive...

oh this modern world!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

For the Klingons off the starboard bow
:OD
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

Erm...
...should it be "coarse"?

Other than that, very good.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

Damn. Well spotted.
*ninja edits*

Thanks.
( Halibut ran out of time, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

I bet that chafes,
and not in the good way!
( Aenesis, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

*uses*
OH GOD THE PAIN! THE UNIMAGINABLE PAIN!

'ning all!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

you love it
really
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

I do love it. I do. I honestly really do.
*wipes away a single tear*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

*imagines the pain*
Arrrrgh! My arse! My beautiful arse!
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

That's
hilarious. You scoured full marks for that one...
( enceladus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)

Hahahaa
*click*


'ning all!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

*nings*

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

hahahaha!
that's ace!
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)