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# Kelp cayke wtih added battenburg!
its the only way forward
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Hmm
Kelp, dried out, ground down into a fine powder and mixed in with the dry ingredients so no-one would ever know!

Although it may give it a strange, green, tinge...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# seaweed is supposed to be the new
super lube!!*

*possible lie!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU USE THE GEL?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# THERE'S NO TIME FOR LUBRICANT
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# just bang it in?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Go for
unexpected face sex and the lack of lubricant doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# wise words

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I've long since learned
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# unwise
suprise can lead to angry nibbling
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Only if you take your time about it
*in*
*spluff*
*out*

No time for nibbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I'm not sure you're actually a trained suprise-facefun expert
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I'm the manager of a consultant who advises a trained expert
Hence, the reason I'm paid loadsa money to know nothing about the subject but still pontificate on it as if I'm an authority.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# pffft
good enough for me


!!!SUPRISE!!!
wham bam covered in ham
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# strange green minge
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# No silly, that cannabis your thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# if only it were tasty
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Did someone say...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Battenburg
the best of the colourful caykes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# CHILLER FONT
My boss sends his angry emails in chiller font. For some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# It's because when he's angry
he thinks of cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Bastard!
I laughed out loud at that and now my boss wants to know what I'm laughing at!

You ain't seen me, right?!

*lays low for a while*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *bows*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# pfffft
n00b, does he send happy ones in comic sans?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)