It's the bible translated into a more modern language.


From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 415 entries (closed)

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)

crumbs!
my fave quote from the bibble: "Do you have anything other than tuna sandwiches?"
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)

Is there a prize for geekiest entrty? :)

( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)

Haha this is simply phenomenal
yay you are too talented!
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)

hahaha, very good!
+++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+++
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)

hahah
I might code that one in to the system I am working on
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)

A known Error Has Occured
But we're not telling you what it is.
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)

+++YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! FAQ ERROR+++

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)

AN INVALID SPROUT PROTOCOL INTERFRACTION HAS PROVEN TO BE INDETERMINISTIC
Do you want to
[Recombobulate the matrix]
[Parse the dutchie pon de leff tanside]
[Make tea]
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)

I'd love code errors like this

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)

arf
Anthill Inside
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)

*secret fan handshake*

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)

*cries outside window*

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)

*closes curtains*

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)

*unzips*

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)

*shits through letterbox*

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)

+++ Big Red Lever Time +++
;)
(Jimple Fish, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)

also: needs more ads

Click for animated with sound
.
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)

I am liking this very much

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)

yay!

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)

Is that a 120mm manna cannon?

( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)

Cheesoid kill self
pet-ril...
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)

Hahaha, outstanding

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)

hahaha
i like this
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)

LOL WUT

( Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)

Hahahaha this is excellent!
"crucifiction" or "crucifact" ;)
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)

pffh :)

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)

hahahahahah! *click!!*

( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)

I like this!
A lot.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)

:D
insta-FP!
(polished turd was intentionally vague on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)

Well damn and fuck yeah this rules.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)

*clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*

( Reverend Dan, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)

"Hello world!!!"
Someone's been spying on the PSP homebrew scene :D

*clicks loads*
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)

Excellent :)
and it looks like you got away with the double extension of God.
( Deebster, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)

Nice :)

( thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)

Yay
Though Prophet should only implement HolySpirit and not extend God, as per the Trinity (Unless you are a Unitarian). Also I don't like variables with capital letters, even if they are people's names. Otherwise, woo.
(chutneyweasel, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)

I understand this just enough to find
it hilarious - woo!
( enceladus, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 18:48, archived)

Frilliant!
Which is a cross between Fantastic and Brilliant.
(LOGIK, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)

read_super_block: bread failed
(a real error message)
(ms, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)

This wins the fucking internets

(Monocromatico 's bosons are sold out, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 3:11, archived)

Jesus Christ
This is the blood and body of Christ The Internet.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 5:34, archived)

Geek Alert
According to that code Jesus has another miracle: Turning any other liquid other than water into water :P
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)

Being pedantic...
there's an error in the code, you have:

for($i=0;$i=$crowdsize;i++) {

which'll do nothing :P

Other than that, yay!
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)

fantatstic!
fucker didn't indent his code either!
(untitled, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)

LAWUHL.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)