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Afternoon all

(as ever, no reason)

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

RUN, Isabelle!

He's a VAMPIRE!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)

dutchbird is

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

Worse

I'm one of the dreaded JAMPIRES. Pumping jam into your neck faster than vampires can suck the blood out.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

No,

she is a JAMPIRE!!

I vant to pump you full of jam,
A HA HA HA HA HA

Ze froot off zee nyte, vor byooteefool preserves zey mayke.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

To quote family guy:

Peter: Hey, is the Count a vampire?
Brian: What's that?
Peter: Well he's got these big fangs. Have they ever shown him doin' somebody in and then feedin' on em?
Brian: You're- you're asking me if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that

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Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)

jack the ripper!

as a giraffe!

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

Fantastic.

lovely.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

After a hard day's work,

there was nothing Prof Winston liked to
do more than to remove his comedy glasses

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corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

bravo!

harharhar

nicely done

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

Yikes..

that looks like my Gran..

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

Bloody hell

who would have thought he was secretly a dictator?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

Found on the bbc.co.uk/radio1 website..

He's normally on during the early morning when no-one listens (before Cox), but he's filling the HuuuuuuuGE space left by Moyles while he's on hols..

(G-Funk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

But that's...

Spencer from Eastenders innit ?

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

hahahahahahaha moyles left a huge space

cos he's fat, i get it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

and scott mills is gay

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SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

and black!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)

*sigh*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

You hate this

don't you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

i think its run its course

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

That's never

stopped us before. :)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

we'll keep it

for speshal occasions.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

like fat, gay, black, 1/2 welsh jewish people in a wheelchair?

no offence, like

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SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

funny

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)

Where's my Camera ?

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

that's perfect

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

great minds!

Great minds!

Wooo!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

where?

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

Is he allowed

to send that one in?

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

how about this one?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

Thanks SO much, Dr Phil!

I've always wanted to meet a chimpanzee, and here's my chance!
Look how insanely I am grinning!
I like chimpanzees because they aren't shit.

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)

Nice

monkeys.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)

I've never heard them called that before..

But they are a cracking pair !
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Of primates...
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her norks are cracking too.

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

Can I just say now,

that I did not bring this thread into disripute mainly becasue I cannot spell disripute.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

How could you ?

With such sexy, cracking 'man norks' you hairy sex beast...

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)

Ah,

how you all love me...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)

And often..

You insatiable beastman

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Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

phwoooooor!!!

*rubs thighs*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

Woo!

I like the t-shirt simian alliteration.

(PhilWal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

i would.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

haha

good reason! :)

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rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

Wahey!

I like.

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

What is

Jarlsberg?

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

cheese

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

'Sright.

The sort with holes in.

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

They do look rather good together.

Must resist smutty remark...

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

scott mills

played thorpe's stuff a lot last summer didn't he? I think he likes b3ta

edit: in which case he should appreciate the pics...

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rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

Not

any more...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

BWAHAHAA!

See how we chew up, spit out and piss on the interlopers who think they can control us...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

He still hasn't replied to me, so I'm trying the tough love approach:

OI MILLS YOU FUCKING WANKER, WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING TO MY E-MAILS? WE
PAY YOUR FUCKING WAGES, SO HOW ABOUT EARNING THEM, EH?

TWAT.

Hopefully that'll get his attention.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

maybe his bodyguards

will thank you in person

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

Keep up the good work!

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Danblez, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

Far too subtle.

He is inherently less sharp than the chimpanzee, who is scientifically proven to be able to accept hints.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

oh well

you win some, you lose some. did anyone every send terry wogan the wig challenge linky?

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

I was interviewed by Terry this very week

No, really, I was. Really.

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isthisyou?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

you are my new hero

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

ahh cool

did you ask him if he's watched the floral dance anim by vulga?

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

voodoo trombone quartet exposure for you! ;)

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rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

we're

above all that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)

damn right

you are! pester thorpe to make more...

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rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

He will do,

but I know he's working on a paid project at the moment...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)

ah, good!

those hawaiian shirts aren't cheap you know!

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rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)

They certainly

are.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

I think you mean

"liked".

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!

oh yes !

*Martin Keown?

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

He's got a

mon-key's head....

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

oh bloody hell

i just laughed out loud at that and got the strangest looks

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

I know what you mean

my coworker keeps asking me what I'm smirking at

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

ooooh!

I want a cow-orker too

(gee, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

a cow orker

sounds dangerous..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

did he think

anyone would be sad enough to put themself with him.....what a spoon

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Sammo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

i doubt it

I imagine he was hoping we'd come up with funny ones. Hopefully these are all too rude and nasty for him to use, though.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

if I could be arsed

I'd do him with his arm around that girl that fucked off with the marine

but I feel unwell.

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)

Hahahahaa

Brilliant.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

that's class.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

hahah!

yay!

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stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

Hahahaha!!

That is awesome!!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

Emergency isthisyou Appeal

Someone sent me this:

Was it you?

If so, please make yourself known by taking a step forwards.

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isthisyou?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

Er..

someone just sent you that through the post?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

it's what he does

www.isthisyou.co.uk

btw, zola is mine

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

you weren't always Sara Cox

were you?

I can tell.

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isthisyou?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

i think the beard is a giveaway, i can't grow one as well as her

www.b3ta.com/board/1909749

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

so now you not only want to find the person but the person who sent you the person?

You're really not doing very well are you?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

It's working

In reverse

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isthisyou?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

or just not

working..

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

I think it's nice

maybe someone saw you on telly and sent it in. At the magazine you always got peopel sending in competition entries that had maybe just their name and the answer, or just their address and no answer.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

Someone from here emailed it to me

about a year ago, now I need the hi-res scan to go in a newspaper...

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isthisyou?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)

Phwoar

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

She looks a little like

that lady on some 'escort' type programme I watched last night.
maybe she's offering you her services?

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Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

MOT?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

Brrrm, brrrm

;)
hello you x

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Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

missed you at the last few bashes,

how was last night?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

Twas lovely thank you.

but too short for me. I had to go and collect my cat so I left early.

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Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

So,

No, then?

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isthisyou?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)

doesn't look like it

why? i are intrigued

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

pls see above

the people of Scotland are missing out

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isthisyou?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

oh i see

i think

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

for sara fucking cox

Mr and Mrs Mills

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

yay!

Ha ha ha

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

domo would never

stand next to scott mills.

(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

except to kill him

i would hope

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

he would if he was paid enough

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

Ho ho!

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

stupid boy ;)

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

thank you sir

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

Roy Walker!

Wank it!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

i love roy.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

WANK IT

WANK IT HARD

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Sammo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

hahaha

excellent:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

scott mills

the "hot rod" as he likes to call himself

is gettin some lovin' tonite ;)

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

Probably has been done before

you can see some markings on the plastic, most likely from usage

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

I read that as sausage

you out on probation then?

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

'her' mouth

appears to be full of sex wee

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atomboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

Do you think he'll be friends with Mr. Spade?

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

woo!

hit him.. hit him HARD

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

is he on air now?

lets all go round to and teach him a lesson

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aubergene, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

lets go round his house and rob him!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

yeah he's on now. i just tuned in to listen to responses

i just tuned in to listen to responses

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SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)

yay!

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You are god.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

hahaha

brilliant!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

trying.... so.... hard..... not ......to..... laugh.........

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

I wonder

if he is gay?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

And/or

black?

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

i think it's fairly safe to assume he could be...

(edit) are you trying to get me fired?

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

I see,

in that case

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

HA HA

www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/features/gaybar_card.shtml
He's a fucking funny cunt
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/features/photome/1.shtml
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/features/photome/day2/1.shtml

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

i'd say he's zany

and possibly a little whacky!

kerazy guy!

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

If only he were black...

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

or funny?

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

don't be daft.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

You're bi-sexual,

aren't you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

i can see

where this is leading.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

It would be fucking funny if he was

GAY PEOPLE? HA!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

Haha!

THWACK!
And again!
THWACK!
Ha ha ha ha

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

woo

for inflicting violence on spamming slebs!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

Fucking class!

Hahahaha.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

that r

supoib

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Sammo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

lovely

stuff

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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

very good

I like that he gets pummelled rather than a quick looping whack.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

Please send it in...

pretty please... Just to show him how much you hate him.

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

To be honest

I'd never heard of him 'til today

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

What's your point?

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

why would he hate him

if he doesn't even know who he is?

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

That is very

pleasing indeed.
Good to see you put the spade work in

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

well he was digging his own grave wasn't he...

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

hehe

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

hahaha !

fucking ace !

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

WOO

for super fast gif animification

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

ha ha!

fucking corking!

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mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

Sent that to XFM

Just for a laugh...although Zoe Ball is pretty crap as well

(Fegster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

First attempt at using photoshop to paint stuff in from scratch...

not finished yet. Will be coloured as and when i can arsed. [Prizes to the first person who can actually guess who it's supposed to be, bearing in mind it doesn't look even remotely like her]

click for biggererererer.
NOTE: Prizes may not actually exist.

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

Victoria Beckham!

What do I win?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

No it's not sodding victoria bleeding beckham

But you're not the only person who thinks it is... I reckon it'll be clearer once there's colour and hair and stuff.

'Stuff' being a huge name tag, possibly.

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

wow

that's very nice. is it mrs mills?

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

that's awesome!

and i don't know, it sort of looks like 100% kitten, cute nose!

although i've blocked the glare now, and its not her

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stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

That's a bit good.

Looks like Michelle Rodriguez.

But probably isn't.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

its looking good:)

are you using that tutorial thats been doing the rounds?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

Yep :)

It's inspired me!

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

What tutorial?

And I guess Angela Griffin. You know, from Hobly City

(MrMessiah, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

This one

Tutorialage

And although all guesses so far are wrong, it does look more like all of them than who it's meant to be, if you see what i mean.

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

Roy Hattersley.

It's Roy Hattersley, isn't it?

Yes it is.

edit: or it might be Moses.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

Ah...

Thought it might have been a demoscene tutorial, and it is :)

(MrMessiah, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

fenchurch

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aubergene, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

Some bird with a wierd spot on her nose..

either that or an eye hanging out?

(Paul Smenis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

it lost some of the detail

when it was enlittled. It's an eye. But it's not hanging out. Honestly.

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

Is it

test3little ?

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

Hurrah!

Someone's on the ball!

Actually... it's meant to be Beyonce Knowles. Told you it looked nothing like her. *cries*.

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

I was about to say

it looks like Bouncy.

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)

I <3 teh intarweb

oh whatever... :)

(MrMessiah, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

That was inevitable.

(i.e. you beat me to it)

(wingnutkj, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

Whats really sad

is that that was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the source image. The internet has... changed... me....

(MrMessiah, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

one more step

and it'll b goatse

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

Now then kids

Many of you may never have had the chance to meet a REAL, LIVE CHIMPANZEE, and have your photograph taken with it.

But that's ok - it doesn't make you a failure (yet!). Remember, Aunty Beeb is your friend, and because she loves you so very much, she'd like to give you the opportunity to FAKE UP your own picture of YOU with a CHIMPANZEE!

Crazy, huh! We're so good to you..!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)

hahahahah!

yayay!

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stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)

wot

no new camera to win if we're really really good?

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aubergene, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)

If everyone sends pics of themselves with the chimp instead of Scott,

I will buy all contributors a drink at the bash.

If you send any using the original the offer is void, though.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

Pfft.

Reposter!

Womble-fucker!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)

it went in the wrong place by accident.

If you see what I mean, Vicar.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)

I'm not sure which accusation you were responding to there.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

hahahahahahaha

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)

hurrah!!

me like monkeys

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)

Nice

one.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)

tee-hee

¦¬D

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)

hahahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)

Now that's MUCH better.

I would love to be friends with that chimpanzee.
But not with a bonobo.

Can we all send pics of ourselves with the chimp? Or is that playing into his nasty grimy hands?

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

no no

that would work, wouldn't it, 'cos they couldn't use them on his website, 'cos he wouldn't be in them.

That is actually a rather top idea. If people like the chimp enough.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

Zippidee do daa

that's fantabulous

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

seee

i told you

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

she should have a radio show

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

you better send that to the beeb, dr phil

it's priceless stuff

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

woo!

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

hahahahahaha!

clarse.

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mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

Childish - but funny...

(G-Funk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

haha

Scott Mills...sheep clucker

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Sammo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)

That

made me snort. v good

(monkeyinasuit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)

(harrypsauce, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

Hee hee hee hee hee,

I says.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)

nice

www.b3ta.com/board/1860889

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

Permission to send...

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)

hahahahaha!

send it!

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Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

you don't have to ask

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

Hey, no, that's mine

and it's quite a good combination! No contributions to Mr Mills! No! I do not allow this!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)

Blame thebear

he told me to.

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)

okay then, I blame thebear.

But you're not sending that in.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

Oh the humanity

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

he's not as likeable as the quo

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)

Time to leave, methinks

Bye everyone - enjoy...

www.b3ta.com/board/1909749

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)

laters

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

damn, i'd changed back

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

It takes me about 40 minutes to get home

could we have this bandwagon over by then please?

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)

You have been

Arthured mate...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)

is it possible

to edit a pdf document?? Or transfer it to a word document, or something?

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Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

ignore me

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Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)

hehe

it took a minute for the first reply to come in, so everyone must be ignoring you? :O)

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

There's

a text select tool which you can use to copy and paste text into word etc.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)

but sometimes it's disabled

if i remember rightly

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magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)

depends what was used to create the pdf in the first place

and whether you're using the full version yourself

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

yup

i found that. I didn't notice the select all bit though and spent ageeeeeeeeeees highlighting 30 pages at the slowest speed ever.
Oops.

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Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

only if it hasn't been locked

but you still need a full version of Acrobat.

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)

how much

do you want to change? I have the full acrobat prog here (rather than the reader) so might be able to help

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)

that

makes no sense AT ALL

I'm off to spam the radio1 message board, ta ra

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)

...

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raw-edge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)

That's

very good

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

Love it

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Sammo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

ooooh

mindpiss...see below (I didn't think it merited a thread of its own)

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monster monster monster monster monster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

would

n't

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

Fuck off

Please don't do this.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)

i need to know

why you are sore.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

peircing 6 is pulling a little

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

eep!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)

wow

i was just going to do that.
great minds :)

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

oh dear

(ducks out before the shit hits the fan)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

Tried to find the most annoying cunt I could think of

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)

and jar jar binks as well

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

Igg.

Zackerly.

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

you whoring for a new camera?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

nah

just trying to piss him off

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)

I was

Gonna do that but did this then when I saw yours

Is this where I say mindpiss?

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

who is

scott mills?

(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)

i dunno

some spammy cunt down there a bit

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)

He's nobody.

Honest.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

bad idea

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SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

if only people would look where they're jiveing

just asking to cause road rave

(LazyBastard, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)

Hurray!

I just sent this to Scott Mills. Sorry, lacking imagination.

I only did it because I hope he'll send back a stroppy celeb reply.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)

he's

desperate for fans
100% fact

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

I've laughed louder and longer at that

than almost anything else today. Fuck knows why.

Why am I still here? They stopped paying me 20 minutes ago.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

that

happens to me all the time.
/looks at clock *scarpers*

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

keep us updated.

if he doesn't reply keep sending it him over and over again.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

BLACK AND WHITE INDEPENDENCE DAY

wooooo0000ooooo00000oooo

Wilfed Smith : We defeated those aliens
Geoffrey Goldlbum: Yes, we did, jolly goood.

woooooooo000000000ooooooo000000oooooooooo

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)

stop posting

those as compo entires, please
edit: Well edited young elephant

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

but they're compo entries

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)

It's more of a challenge really.

And you've judged it, would you want a load of those in there when you've already got too many to look at in the first place?

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)

you won't win

guaranteed

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

compo entries are images

FUCKWIT.

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

Hmph.

I've sent it twice already, and he still hasn't replied to me. How rude!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

another five'll

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

you didn't say it loud enough

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

If anyone else would like to send it

from any or all of their e-mails, please feel free.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)

hurrah for baz

that made me laugh.

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new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)

mmm subtle

never heard his show but I'm pretty sure it's shite

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)

it's

only as bad as any other radio 1 show, except john peel he's ACE!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)

hahaha

superb!!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)

Scott mills is so weak

weakier than a 9 yr asthmatic - or something

(Scooby who?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

But he IS

a cunt though

(iamthebest001, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)

granted

(Scooby who?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

Woo!

Very good that is.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)

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