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# Ooer
Matel were making Ken a little more 'realistic' in response to consumer appetites. Did they go too far?
NSFW

Apologies to those not working in liberated environs.
(Speedwolf, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# um
NSFW!
linky that please
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Oh god.
That's just a bit NSFW don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Depends
Where you work
(Cliph, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# True,
if you work in a place surrounded by exposed gentalia then that would indeed be SFW.

Unfortunatly most people work in places where looking at pictures of willies is not really encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)
# it
doesn't really look like porn.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)
# No
But I dont want everybody in the room to see that.

Link it.
Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Wrong.
Very.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# woo for naughty toys!
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# yay
for cunt time bear
(peewee13, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Oh dear

WARNING:LOW HUMMUS
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Oh dear, indeed
But still woo-worthy!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# top
punnage!
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Hooray!
True story?
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Help with Photoshop
Hello. I know this isn't a help forum but I think this post may help people like myself and beginners to Photoshop.

I'm having problems in Photoshop. Every time I zoom (either in or out) on a magnatude other than 100% the image is 'distorted' by what looks like very poor antialiasing. You don't get this in Paint Shop Pro. I would use Photoshop more often if it wasn't for this annoyance - is there any way of correcting this??

J.
(eyes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# No.
Oooh. It's snowing, yay!
(tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)
# ^
YOU SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL!
(eyes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)
# You what?
I'm a bit old for school.
(tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# ^
then you'd be very immature!
(eyes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# i'm 24.
And I think farts are funny, make very silly jokes, and get excited by snow.

Lifes more fun that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# ^
YOUR A T W A T
(eyes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# ^
why the ^?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
#
and why the fear of apostrophes?
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# i don't think i'm the one coming
across as a twat, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# that has
mixed meanings
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# well
it would do, if i hadn't included the word "as". But I did, so the other meaning doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)
# i can't read 'as'
my eyes go all funny :/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# no one will help you
if you're a big meany
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# If you can't say anything nice
then shut the fuck up, cuntwipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)
# yay
/sings 'nobody does it better'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# /joins in
on backing vocals
(tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cor. It's coming down well fast. Coool.
(tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# awww!
i want snow!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# S'not fair
I want snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Yay!
i have snow too!
(icedragon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# I'm 32 and couldn't agree more *parp*
Anybody who expects a serious answer to that kind of question here is just asking for trouble.

Snowing here in Brussels too yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# oohh
ill be in brussels on monday, queueing at the British Embassy to get my Certificate of Nationality so i can get married in your fair country...
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Really?!
Yay! I assume that you will be drinking beer at the reception then?

Are you marrying one of the local lovelies?
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)
# And
here in hamburg
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)
# The mind boggles
really.
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)
# that doesn't happen to me
so i don't know why i replied :)

Edit - maybe your rgb settings are borked? have a look under properties
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Yes
As you zoom in, move yourself further away from the screen and squint your eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)
# ^
Your all a bunch of fools!!
(eyes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)
# but of course
that's why we're here
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)
# hold down
ctrl+f4 then immediately press n...
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# I just ate a scone.
It was yummy.
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# do you pronounce it
scone or scone?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# scone.
pronouncing it "scone" just sounds stupid.
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# i agree
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# scone
as in the stone of scone, recently re-patriated to bonny old scotia
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Go back to using PSP
It's not as RAM hungry and doesn't crash your puter as much.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Yeah,
but it's shit.
/troll
(tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# 'Tis so.
:O
(tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Nonsense!*
* I have no evidence to back up this statement
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Its alright
for photochopping.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# go to www.dabbles.co.uk (i think, could be .com)

how to use photoshop cd for about £15
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)
#
So 1,2,3, take my hand and come with me
because you look so fine
and i really wanna make you mine.

I say you look so fine
that I really wanna make you mine.

Oh, 4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks
now you dont need that money
when you look like that, do ya honey.

/vodafone
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)
# one two three
four five six
seven eight nine
ten eleven twelve
ladybuuuuugs
at the ladybug picnic


/Sesame Street
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# make us a nice image and then ask that
instead of pushing other ppl's work off the bottom of the board
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# You just made me open paint shop pro and photoshop for nothing
Photoshop 7 and photoshop CS zoom in exactly the same way as Paint Shop Pro, with an exact depiction of the pixels.

so either

*you have a wierd or corrupt version
*you're doing something wrong
*you're imagining it

/EDIT: And you're a bit of an arse - you ask for help in a new thread when you could have put it in an existing one, fair enough, everyone gets a few strikes - but don't turn around and insult people then. Your problem lies in your immaturity, and possibly your imaginary aliasing?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# my moneys on all three
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Help with photoshop
Every time I use photoshop I produce poor quality images. What settings do I need to use to get it to produce polished, professional looking results which look like they've been produced by someone with some degree of talent and some idea what they're actually doing?
(Zineboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# hummus.
lots of it.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)
# lol
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)
# higglepiggle pumpyfloop arsewap
woohooohahahahaha blummywummy flooblyweeeeeeeeephongbong widdlyfibbly wumshabbit arsewombles hookus pookus flabbleflaps weeblyshrapnel hooootwomp flarpitt armpitty flatulence.

the anti-aliasing is best ot multiples of 12.5% for some reason. You'll get used to it.
(teasus likes tea, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)
# The frost report rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! spikedirection no frills, no skills., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Huzzah for RD
and woo to the pic
(smoglane!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Don't forget now kids
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)
# I smirked
:(
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Why aye, man!
D'ya smirk tabs, like?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Silk Cut ?
Caal them Tabs ?
I Smirk Capstans like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Aye, man
Tabs are geet bary.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Divint botha wit tabs man
get yersel some tac, me and dapsy just cadged a tenner deal! I'm gannin yem to get me 20/20 reet?
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# where did you get my dodgy uncle's
picture?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
# he looks exactly like
the guy who built my house
except he's got a limp
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Heh,
Oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# well yes,
but surely only if you're Mark Lawrenson?
(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Yay, Hurray for dancing legos!

Mod edit: A) Geocities is crap, use this.
B) It's lego not legos.
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# What gives!?!?!?
I just saw it!
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# can't use geocities
they don't allow remote linking.

FAQ has info on other hosts
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# oh
i'd use msn gruops, but it won't open the add photos page
(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)
# msn it
msn it hard


or something

Edit - I can see it!
Yay, it's wootiful!

Edit 2 - Hurray for mod(spelling)edit!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Geocites is arse
If you can see it, it might be in your cache or something
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Geocities blows

Sayeth the lord
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)
# See it now
It's great
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
# yeh its good


like the second mod edit better though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# ribbit?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# oh christ!
the punnage, the punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:47, archived)
# strangely atractive woo yay

must look away.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Morning all
Woo! *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# good god the punnage
woo
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# ouch
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# i love that
woo to your woo
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# oh the punnage
my spleen may have burst
w/y!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# the punnage!!!
reminds me of the joke about the frog and the library.. too shitty to say now..

Woo!

/falls over
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Are you really going on a date for the first time?
Edit- Misread.

Bowling? Never done that on a date.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)
# no, neither have i
in fact never done it in my life (not much call for it where I used to live in England oddly)... mind you I went Ice Skating for the first time in my life in January in Romania and it was bizarre, being dragged around by some kids at mach 3*. Great fun.

* ok, might have looks like mach 3 in my eyes..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# huzzah for frogs
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
Woo!

you seem to be back on form.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Graphs are Fun.

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# I love graphs,
best of all the something somethings
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Hmm, I wonder

Yey it works :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# That's beautifooool...
...and utterly compelling!

That's the rest of my workday gone, then.
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)
# woo yay
to you sir, here, take a "geniusoiuty award", its like Genius award but from lazy typists
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
# lovely!

*still giggling from the front page and continuing to do so... and i'm only on the first pic of the board*
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# excel-lent!
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# I think
this is your cue to get your coat...
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# * gets coat *
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Sweet Bud
Saw it this mornin,
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# very er, nice
Reminds me of Walkingman on the Amiga. Tiny man would walk around workbench climbing windows and falling off. Is there anything that good on the windows or the linux?
(mrdirtylegs, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# I used to have a sheep
It would occasionally eat flowers or be kidnapped by aliens, but mostly it would sit on your desktop and STARE....
(psychobabble, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Yep, I had that
and a kitten in a box that would jump at the cursor. My GCSE german teacher translated a letter to the walkingman author for me, he sent some other stuff, end of story.
(mrdirtylegs, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# !
wiggedy wiggedy woo!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# I hear his scenes were cut, you know
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Woo
Watch where you're pointing that thing!
(edhead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)
# OK, do you hire those kittens out for parties?
Cuteness personified, and beautifully trained...
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)
# FABULOUS OPPORTUNITY


for a pear roast anim but i dunno where to find it or whose it was and anyway mumble mumble woo mumble sandwich gobbler.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:47, archived)
# I would do but
They're destined for a weighted sack in the thames at 3pm
(edhead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# I'll be there in 5...
My Circus of Cuteness is in need of new lead act.
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Yay!
Delayed-mindpiss-type-thing
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# THERE IT IS!
BRILLIANT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Dammit!
You mean I'm not incredibly original after all?

Arses.
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# erm...

yes you are. because of your second testicle. you mum told me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 100% foolproof plan!

FP! WOOYAY! to everyone, especially YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Best plan ever
you crazy person...

WOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Hehehehe
that's very nice
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:40, archived)
# you
loon

woo!
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)
# loon
me likey


/disguises self as fridge
/waits in a menacing fashion

EDIT: just had a meeting about direct debits. God i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)
# i fear the most exciting thing today will be
hitting 666 posts
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Ew!
I hit 10,000 the other day. I can't get excited about it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# i have a special 'tasteless' picture lined up and everything
i'm a sad, sad man
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# i had lots
but then i put loads of punctuatuion marks in my username made into a story and well... my id ate itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Nasty.
I fell foul of an apostrophe once and the mods had to fix mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Has this happened to you?
Call the crimewatch team on..
(edhead, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
# heee
haaaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Fucking brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Yet more fluff.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)
# what a lovely term
from now on they shall be for ever known as weng wengs*




*by me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Leicester City FC announce new sponsorship deal

There should actually be 3 birds in it... apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Hull City FC...
are more your kinda team I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Hull CIty FC:
the only football club i know of that once had a kwik save under one of the stands
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Hull CIty
The only football where you can't colour in any of the letters in their name. Fact*

*ish
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)
# just imagine a b3ta fc.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# it would
similar to the T-shirts I suppose!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# The pills made me do it


clicky for nicey
(MightyRabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# eh?
are you calling me a fucking fin?




edit: Woo.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Noone's calling you a Finn
Unless that looks like you
Then just maybe :)
(MightyRabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)
# that is me as a matter of fact
just look at the picture in my profile... see
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
# It's the hat
I was put off by the hat
(MightyRabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# ciaoabunga

(fakeplasticlee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Bastard hero turtles
woo picture though...

I went to Vienna last month and wondered where all the gondoliers were, what an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Is that Michaelangelo?
He'd be on that special register these days. (woo to the puntage btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)
# no,
michelangelo was red.

/edit: apparently I am colorblind.
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Michelangelo was a party dude.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:33, archived)
# and...
he could spin on his back in a breakdance style.
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Raphael was cool but rude
I always imagined him having Tourette's.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
# err
That is Michelangelo, the M on his belt gives it away.

Raphael was in the Red*

* used to play the arcade game 4 player for hours, twas ace
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# ah well,
shows you how well I remember my teenage mutant ninja turtle days

/old
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# i remember them far too well
not sure if it's a good thing or no..

/even older, probably ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# I used to
love the Ninja turtles. The theme tune still resounds in my head...
*hums quietly to herself*
(moodahoo, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)
# but
I was never quite sure about Splinter
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
# The freaky rat?
I didn't like the idea of a giant martial arts rat in the sewers. Shredder on the other hand- he was the man.
(moodahoo, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)
# right,
and the idea of four giant radioactively-mutated turtles with nunchucks, a sword, daggers, and a staff was no problem.

Mostly because they didn't bother to understand the rat's philosophy rants.

Also they liked pizza.
(norumbegan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# nah
that was raphael...
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# raphael was red!
bah, mindpiss
(The Wigmeister, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# First there was The Bible Code...

Now there's the Rupert The Bear Code!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Fuck!
It all becomes clear.

Woopert!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Oooh...
Look at the random hidden messages to be found! Woo!

I never suspected the bear though... gosh.
(Small Green Hamster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# *shudders*
how people find things like that in the first place is beyond me.
(The Wigmeister, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# thats quite scary
cartoons must have been influencing us for years

wheres that anvil
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# indeed, everyone knows that in cartoons you can't die...
*click*


*BANG*


*Thud*
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# you still alive

*hears cartoon ambulance racing to the scene, only to run the victim over at least twice*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# no*




*may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# the ambulance arrived
but he was confirmed dead on arrival

the funeral's friday, he gets a 21 felt-tip salute
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# shame
i wont be there to see it...
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# you'll be there
you'll just be in a coffin thats all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# I had a broken clock
and remembering Bagpuss, bought a few mice to fix it. They didn't /mark/lard/
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Scary
I have a Winnie the Pooh book somewhere where it says that Pooh was on the Grassy knoll..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Seems
they got the wrong guy then.

Bloody assassination bears
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# it all becomes clear!
woo to the prophet Rupert
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Dangerous Mind...
it reminds me of.

Likes = 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:18, archived)
# so thats where
sadam has been hiding the weapons of mass destruction
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# My god it's all true!
*bibble*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# the truth is out now
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Thanks as bundle,
I expect I'll be seeing that twenty times a day in my inbox soon.

(Great pic! Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Woo!
But, typically, this will be covered up by the right-wing media machine...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Run for the hills!
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# That's a shame...

It's Bush's favourite book, too!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Bush's favorite book...
...is actually "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" by Eric Carle. See www.azcentral.com/news/election/campgn04-bush.html

BTW, the original title for the Rupert story was actually "Rupert and the Gomnies", in case you're looking for it.

BTW(2), these hidden messages are from GOD are NOT A CONICIDENCE. Yeah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# oooo
It's all so very clear to me now. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Egyptian warning of the goatse ?
(Sigma5, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# *fits*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# has that other guy got
a cup with chips in?
(The Wigmeister, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# he looks the friendly type
who offers chips freely
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# More of these sort of people
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# maybe its an admission fee or something
to see the goatse.

ha ha twunts don't know what theyre getting themselves into.
(The Wigmeister, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Haha class!
I was hoping your tag would be better hidden but it's still fucking woo!

(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Aaaaaargh!
Am I imagining things or did a load of posts disappear just then?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# they did
presume the thread starter deleted the thread, due to other b3tans taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Shame.
I thought we were very mild, given the grief that some threadwasters get.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# no-one told him to cock off
we just pestered him for a tea making job
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Exactly.
I think we behaved honourably.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# bastard ran off withou giving one of us a job though

cock
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# I'd never have got it anyway.
I couldn't compete with the hob nob dispenser.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:32, archived)
# that was a lie

its like those things you have on your CV that say "manager" when really you were the cleaner, but did the managers job for 6 months without a pay rise
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Hehe!
I never had the guts to do stuff like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# me and my mate used to compare CV's and see which one
had the biggest bull shit in it.

he won, he was a managing director of a construction company
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# the recruitment spam thread
got deleted
which was a shame ... but I'm geriatric so I can't remember why it was a shame

edit: and woo to the goatse-glyphics
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# your geriatric?
i'm generic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)
# our geriatric
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Either that
or they're Egyptian footballers about to engage in a spit roasting
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Kebab
anyone?
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Looks like
she's trying to re-pack it..
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Dont make him angry
you wont like him when he's angry. grrr



(I helped save b3ta! syd, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Is that Kate Moss ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)
# No,
it's Angry Jack doing his beanstalk impersonation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Who?
The white stripes?
Are you trying to make him MAD?


(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)
# I was goaded into it.
Honest, m'lud.

They're actually quite good, I just wanted to wind him up
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# easier way to upset him:
"cor, your sister's a goer ain't she!!! she can bang by drums anytime!!! COR!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Heh!
She's an odd looking creature though, isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# smiley meg: not that bad
grumpy meg: FUCKK KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT!
she has this ability to look nice one minute then look like the creepy kid from the ring the next.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Billie Piper's
let herself go a bit
(dognutz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)

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