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# Got Milk? er i mean....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# Poor kitty
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Well you said shop a kitten...


Still trying to get the hang of shopping... Fluffy feedback welcome.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)
# A shopped kitten . .
is always good :)

Woo


& Goodnight :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# My first....
... woo!

Thanks, and goodnight!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# shopping kittens ?
you mean shop it, roll it, lick it , seal it, light it, feel it ?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# that's it
exactly...
;)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:17, archived)
# 'tis good
woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# yay!
following on from that webdoctor design company i posted a few weeks back, i now want to have a site made by these people

www.gobrevard.net/design.shtml

only $100 a page
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# HA!
The webdoctor was better, because of that syringe graphic if nothing else.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)
# i don't know,
i rather like the swirling horizontal breaks and the seemingly arbitrary allignments used in the form at the bottom
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:04, archived)
# Well,
I figure they had to show all three horizontal alignments to prove they knew them all.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:07, archived)
# I missed the
other site, could I possibly have the address to forward to my web design student friends for mass mocking?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:09, archived)
# yuppy
www.webdoctor.uk.com/

the designed jeff capes website although the riverside surgery one is my favourite
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:12, archived)
# Ta muchly.
I have what I want and shall stop hanging around outside your house, harassing you and sending inapropriate pictures of myself.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:13, archived)
# please don't
you keep the pigeons away
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Oh, well, when you put it like that.
I never needed all that surpless underwear anyway. And I dislike pigeons with an incomprehensible amount of hate.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:16, archived)
# I love how all the pages are called "Untitled Document."
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:17, archived)
# Thats
nearly as bad as some of the software our school use to be using. CSE I think was the company responsible, when you looked at the about box on their stuff it gave away its VB6 origins by having a stock logo and Form 1 in the title bar. There were a few other particularly stupid errors in it too.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:21, archived)
# I like their
"image processing". I wonder if they could make
all my photos purple too.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:20, archived)
# Primary colours are a tenner
anything else with cost you £2.50 extra and a gradient fill is a fiver.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:24, archived)
# how much is it per photo per filter for photoshop
I want 2000 photos done with mezzotint then motion blur at 12°, 120 pixels...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:30, archived)
# *sucks air through teeth in style of a plumber, shakes head and then scratches chin*
It'll cost ya. Im affraid that we're all out of mezzotint but I can do you glowing edges for a knock down price seeing as your buying so many.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:32, archived)
# that is a special company
designing special website for people with special needs.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:07, archived)
# It's not paranoia kitty....

they're all out to get you.
(long time pea-post)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:04, archived)
# Waaah!
*runs, hides*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:08, archived)
# hurrah!
good start... you'll fit right in... :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:08, archived)
# but you're all
barking mad.

Do I want to fit in?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:16, archived)
# well you've shopped a kitten now...
i'm not sure there's any turning back...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:22, archived)
# Hehehe
explains why they're always sleep!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:08, archived)
# don't shop him
you grass
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:12, archived)
# Sonia just loved exposing her chest

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:55, archived)
# hey hey
sexy liver
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)
# Very well done..
and I think I still would...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)
# blimeh!
not seen you round these parts in a while
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# I've been hiding
in other parts. The other part is a bit slow at the moment, so I've came here.

Just sitting, listening to H.I.M and being tired, but too lazy to go bed.

How's you?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)
# i'm rather good actually
though i'm debating going to bed soon, i could do with an early night
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)
# I'm just planning out what I could do next week.
Might go swimming while all the kids are at school...won't be so crap and crowded then. Then go for a few pints in Carlisle somewhere after going to S4 and System asking them for jobs...

It's a busy and fantastic life being on the dole*


*add hint of sarcasm
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:08, archived)
# what's system then?
/observational skills of a mole
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:10, archived)
# It's a Skateshop.
I know just about where it is...meaning, I know how to get to it, but don't know what's around it or what the street is called.

It's near the pointless, stupid big white bridge in Carlisle.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:14, archived)
# oooooh i know g'luck!
i'm amazed carlisle can support 2 skate shops. a few years back S4 or horizons as i think they used to be known was on the verge of shutting down
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:16, archived)
# They both seem quite popular...
Lots more little skater boys around these days though...some are just there for the fad and such...blah blah blah...

But yeah, they were gonna shut down, but thanks to Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit, they didn't have to:)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:21, archived)
# cor!
nice lungs love
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# any chance
of seeing the original?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# woo
erm.. can we have a link to the original please?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# source linky?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)
# Since you all asked so nicely
here's the source.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# thanks
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i'll be doing that sort've thing next year (if i get into med school)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)
# I was looking at that, and I was thinking 'that's really nice'.

Then I saw the ring on her finger, and it all came flooding back.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Heh heh
I swear it didn't even occur to me.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# oh my word,
why did you have to point that out
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)
# If I've got to see it,
I'm taking you all to hell with me.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)
# arf!
..I have the same problem when I see big hairy hands covered in lube.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 2:05, archived)
# Serious woo-age achieved
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# arf!
top notch :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)
# can i see....
what looks like a silicon breast hanging there?

very realistic
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Here is an animal I made
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:51, archived)
# very good
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)
# thanks! we think thats great
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)
# And what a gorgeous little thing it is too:)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:54, archived)
# Hehehe
Those feet look dangerous!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)
# I think
it would attack children :(
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# Kurts real message...

(super q+d...why?...because i can)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:48, archived)
# arf
if only someone had given him the pie he so dearly wanted :(
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:48, archived)
# $10 says this gun isn't loaded - Dave Grohl
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# True story...
Kurt Cobain once complained that the people who beat him up at high school were now the ones buying his records.

Kind of sums up the whole Nirvana thing. I still can't work out if it's all a giant marketing scam.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 2:13, archived)
# Spent 15 minutes on this
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:04, archived)
# Hahah!
Those maddened eyes are perfect for it!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:10, archived)
# I so hope they make that as a feature-length episode
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Hmmm...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# that's what I thought
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)
# tee hee hee
fantastizmo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
there's nothing quite like a posh birds praying hands
woo to you
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:44, archived)
# ROLFMAYO
Minge flaps are my favourite irreverant thought - 100% of FACT
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:45, archived)
# ROTFL
it just goes to show you can spend an hour creating a fantastic image that will make people chuckle, but slap a joke about sex over an image and it can be 10x funnier
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:54, archived)
# hahahahahaaaaaa
*face is stuck in laughing position*

minge is one of my absolute all-time favourite words!
(blame my mother, she always used to go on about an 'itchy minge' when I was a kid)

er...not my itchy minge...

oh dear
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)
# In my head, so I got it out
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)
# haha - have my brand new yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Oooh thanks
Shiny :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# the perspective makes my brain ache :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)
# hm i resemble that pic
is that from getty's ?
might also be from somewherelse .. just thinkin :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)
# Nope
it's from Chavscum
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:44, archived)
# I *heart* that site
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:52, archived)
# No reason . .


Night all :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)
# thats
freaky! but its rather good! yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)
# hmm
is he trying to unmask her ?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# unwig her maybe
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Or perhaps unskull her (pea roast)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# careful, masks often hide the hideously deformed
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# "Bao beda baaa buu bo, bedu aa buu"

translation: "You're my beshdesht mate you are, I bloody love yao"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)
# I bloody love yao too :)
keep 'em coming
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# haha!
morph was always was a bit of a lightweight, i thought.

i bet chaz is still out on the piss.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)
# hahahaha
woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)
# haha! splendid!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# great stuff!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# That
made my appreciometer go sproing. This is a Good Thing™
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# woo
yay. i like that a lot
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# ....
i love you too
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)
# oh the fucking puns

very quick, and incredibly shit
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)
# And about seventy-odd years old in its first recorded form.
But that doesn't make it not woo.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# I think
the onset of fatigue has made me thinky thing not work and I dont get it. Whats a pumpernickel?

Id give you a woo if I wasnt this confused though.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)
# its german bread!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# *vacant stare*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Oh right yeah I see.
Woo now. A pun is normally worth more than the effort (or lack thereof) that went into making such pictures.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# im sorry for bigness
but i hope you'll all enjoy this:

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)
# I certainly do.
Woo yay!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)
# good
good.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
nice one
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)
# thats what
gave me the idea!!!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)
# Coward
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)
# Heh
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)
# i love your
profile.. its the bestest! made me really laugh out loud... G.R.E.A.T!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)
# This is truly the last time im modifying this

Sorry - i'm just really proud of it :/
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Woo for people who shouldn't smoke!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Santa's COOL
I couldn't envision him using a bong. He's old school. WOO!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:19, archived)
# there's a song about that
i think it's by the squirrel nut zippers
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)
# Yes, it is.
And we're back here again. :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# hahahaha yes! is it caled "santa claus is smoking reefer"
iTunes seems to have lost it
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# That's the one.
I was listening to it earlier today.
I quite like swing revival . . .
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)
# Gah, it's a time loop!
and i don't have any docto who style effects prepared
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)
# thats bloody ace that is
woo yay and houpla
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# woo for things that shouldn't drink!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# haha
first time i've seen it
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# for a moment
i thought she was weilding some kind of knife
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:19, archived)
# .
took me a while too


woo to the pic btw
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# hurrah!
that is wonderfully animated!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Gojira likes!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
#
ゴジラ!!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)
# huzzah for ASCII !
То последнее одно не работало
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Heh!
And unicode too ;P
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# well,
whatever, (keep getting the two confuddled)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)
# what's this
mecha malarkey about then?

one profile not enough for ya? ;)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# When we first
got the ignore function, i went a bit trigger happy and used up the quota in a matter of seconds. So, to ignore EVEN MORE people, I had to set up an extra account.

I'm a right miserable, uncharitable bastard, me
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)
# charity
schmarity i say.

ignore tehm ALL!!!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# rightly so
it's ace :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:21, archived)
# haha!
superb... very nicely done...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# woo!
my neighbour did the queen's head design of the current coins
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)
# he designed the queen's head?
surely thats against human rights or something?! :o
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)
# I just fed my new Venus Fly Trap plant its first fly.
and I've realised...


Venus Fly Traps are creepy.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:16, archived)
#
Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Nice drawing.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# hahahaha
indeed, i cant make them though, they allways die on me :(
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Maybe yours are
vegetarians
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# hmmm.
*considers investing in Soya Fly*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:21, archived)
# How does it digest?!?
Woo to pic btw.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# osmosis*
*maybe
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:19, archived)
# hehehe
that's triffid triffic
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Haha.
I'm ashamed of myself for getting that.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:19, archived)
# weeeirrrrd
...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Orchids are worse,
they want your eyes. It's true, although my gf tells me not to be mean to her orchid... I swear I hear it moving around at night...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:19, archived)
# There's an animation in that somewhere...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Probably not very well hidden either
it's just down to effort, and I'm feeling very lazy!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# I'd give it a crack
but I have lots of university work on at the moment.
maybe in the holidays...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)
# I used to have one fo those
long ago. They are cool but you have to keep feeding them or else they die.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# agreed...
and nice mashing...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
#

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# hahahahahaa
zing! scandalous cat senses tingling!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# "It's Uncle Eddie! He's back from France!"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Hehe . .
How random (and yet appropriate)

:¬)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:21, archived)
# hehe..
hurrah for mad cats!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:21, archived)
# heheh
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)
# to celebrate me getting photoshop back
I've shopped quite possibly the crappest idea for a movie crossover ever!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)
# haha!
nicely done.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)
# i made this while listening to a song called crunch time

if it's too "far out" for you lot i'll delete it, i guess you can call it a visual interpretation
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# i like it


it looks like me.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# a fluorescent face
with a foot for a nose?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# yep!


that's me!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)
# far out ?
you crazy kids and your hip words, sheesh

i likes it
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# too far out?
far from it!
Makes me think of Kallus' work for some reason.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# guess who i get to see tomorrow!

the fuckin' P
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Squiggle?
TAFCAP?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)
# he's back to just Prince now
and also goes by Skipper
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Fair enough, I'll call him Skip,
why are you meeting him? Tell, him 'Sexy MF' is a great track from me.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)
# So
that would make him The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, then?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:44, archived)
# prince william?
are you taking him dancing?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)
# that style reminds me of....
indie pete from... www.dieselsweeties.com


hrrrrrm.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:51, archived)
# Their garage band years.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# ROCK!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 0:21, archived)

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