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# I don't care what anyone says, I really like Jamiroquai
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:18, archived)
# lurvely
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:19, archived)
# !
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:21, archived)
# What if I say...
"pnow pnow fneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Then I should call the police
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:21, archived)
# *drum roll*
.............pnow pnow fneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!



*runs*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:25, archived)
# *giggles*
*picks up phone*

*calls dominos*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
# *answers phone*
erk, knicked!

*more running, though a little slower due to total lack of stamina*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
# It's ok, you can stop running.
I've been distracted by fast food and the possibility of tea. You're free!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Very pretty, sis. :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Thenkyou hunny
I trust you are well this day?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Not bad at all, ma'am.
Working from home today, so no trains, rain, bad coffee or enforced cricket-watching. Hurrah!

You?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm ace, have the weekend off work (was supposed to be for Reading *sob*) So I'm making up for lost festivals, it's all been ace fun so far.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:30, archived)
# They are funktastic.
Very nice, Woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
# Aaaah, that they are.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Please
have you got a desktop sized pic of this. i would love this as my desktop.

[email protected]
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:54, archived)
# *fwap*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:15, archived)
# ugh
interesting idea
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:16, archived)
# indeed
fwaplicious

now i also see the used condoms box

kinda ruins it
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:16, archived)
# I can just see it now.
A bunch of wankers at a bus stop trying to drop their load before the bus gets there.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:17, archived)
# i wish i was in london this morning for that.

i wonder how many tramps there were watching and playing pocket billiards?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Me
and at least a dozen others :¬)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:19, archived)
# filthy man



did you manage to flick your spunk at them?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:23, archived)
# First
solid meal they'd had in weeks ;¬)

EDIT: ...or did you mean at the girls :¬)

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:24, archived)
# *fwaps*
Cough
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:18, archived)
# 'Noon Wib
Would.

I am in SW tonight with Jacksonville. There might be a beer for you.

/Woo - I love teh johnny bin!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20, archived)
# 'Noon, sir!
No can do SW, fraid :¬(
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:21, archived)
# sarf o'the river at this time of night
you gotta be bleedin' crazy mate.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Oooh, so instead of pay and ride.... ride and fwap!? :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:21, archived)
# satire!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:26, archived)
# No Steve - don't to it!!
Teh fluffeh!!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
yes!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:16, archived)
# Steve! Don't Eat It!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Woo!
Nice shop!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Nooooo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha!!
Normally it's his kid he holds out isn't it??
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:25, archived)
# The kidz are alright
Yeah - I'd forgotten about that in my frenzy to put fluffeh in harms way...!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha
hahahahahahaah
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahhahahaha
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:32, archived)
# the fso polonez of jpgs

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:11, archived)
# ouch
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:12, archived)
# haha
great image, brilliant caption...

WYH!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:12, archived)
# haha!
Yay Capacitors!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:13, archived)
# in disguise? woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:17, archived)
# mmnnnnggghhh
chinny reckon.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:19, archived)
#
i spy with my little eye
something beginning with
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:07, archived)
# blimey :)


top class as usual
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:08, archived)
# oh noes!
not again!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Oh how i've missed you
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:10, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:15, archived)
# *blows*
oh sorry i misread your name
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:17, archived)
# kinky
:)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:19, archived)
# >POP!<
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:11, archived)
# hahahahaaha
it's like something fomr "IT" but cute.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:11, archived)
# hiya georgie!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Yay!
Loevly underwater-ness on the rest of the body
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Doh!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:14, archived)
# what dontchaknow?
your stuff is brillyant by the way
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20, archived)
# thanks !
:)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Pearost
click link for big?
Clicky for huge
Is it rude to pearost just becuase i wasn't around to see the reply?
Any way, a question: who is going to the northern B3ta thingy next weekend?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Not me i'm afraid
unless someone wants to put up for plane tickets
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:07, archived)
# inspired by below
guess who...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:05, archived)
# yaaaay tRon! :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:06, archived)
# he looks so pleased
but that camel's toe must be hurting
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:08, archived)
# CAMEL TOE
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:18, archived)
# yay!
more hedgehog pics!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] War Cemetries Would be Different
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:04, archived)
# gordon's alive?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:05, archived)
# apparently not
.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Yeah
he just telefragged me on respawn... the git!

Woo to the pic! He didn't get any Impressives or Accuracy bonuses though, Gordon's such a llama! :-P
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:08, archived)
# They had to change it a bit for the UK release
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Oh dear.
Does he take it by the end of the movie?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:02, archived)
# pff
that movie has the best closing scene ever.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] i wonder if this works


edit: hey! it worked!

yay first time using html to insert a picture in like 10 years.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:00, archived)
# since 1995!!
The internet wasn't even alive back then!!!...

...oh wait...

*feels old*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:02, archived)
# fine maybe i exagerate a little
so it was more like... 6 years
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:03, archived)
# I just can't
believe 1995 was 10 years ago!

I would comment on your pic but I don't get it, probably not played whatever it is.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:06, archived)
# MMORPG
in general, specifically WoW.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Hedgie's mate added to yesterday's anim
Go, little fellas...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:54, archived)
# hahahahaha, "Floor it you slow bastard.....faster.....faster!" :D
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:56, archived)
# hoorah!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:56, archived)
# hahah
Woo to both pics!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Convertables
are so nice in this weather.
Woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:04, archived)
# cool wavage
WOO
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:57, archived)
# I don't normally enjoy
hedgehogs and water sports (it's part of my bail conditions), but that's great!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:06, archived)
# i dont know, looks like a horrace and likes skiing
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Guess who?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:46, archived)
# poo nugget man?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Dad?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Is that you mummy?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Wrong Jeremy?
/don't geddit
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:49, archived)
# haha - given me an idea
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:49, archived)
# If it's "Ron Jeremy 64" (a'la Mario 64)
It's already been done.

TJ: Saw this sign in Canada:

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:51, archived)
# Arf! Nice one :)
Edit: Needs another addition....

Guide Dogs: Look out for the big step!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:52, archived)
# No you didn't...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Yes, I did
It's totally unshopped.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Then
you saw it about four years ago and have been plugging it all over the internet ever since...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Nope
Snapped it on about August 3rd. Obviously someone got there first though. In a place called 'Deep Cove' on the north shore of Vancouver.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:00, archived)
# ^This
North Vancouver Bylaw 5981-11(i)

11.1 The Poundkeeper, where he has reason to believe that a dog, for which the licence fee for the current year has not been paid or which is not wearing a licence tag as herein provided or which has been seen running at large contrary to the provisions of this bylaw, has taken refuge on any premises, may seize such dog and may request the occupant of such premises to satisfy him that such licence fee has been paid and that the dog is wearing a licence tag, or to deliver such dog to him for impounding.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Thanks for backing up my reply :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Well yes, the facts are true, & I dont deny that you 'might' have taken it
but this is a viral pic, seen this before
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Not this picture. You've seen a different viral image of the same real-world item.
I've got the original EXIF somewhere which will give time/date etc... (ie, about 3 1/2 weeks ago) if gonna accuse me of posting stuff that's not mine.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:16, archived)
# I didn't say its not yours!!! Look up^^
I'm just saying it's been round the web a couple of times!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:17, archived)
# You said "this is a viral pic"
No it's not. This image is mine and not the viral one you are talking about.

"I'm just saying it's been round the web a couple of times!"

And I am telling you that you're flat out 100% wrong. A very similar image of the same real world object may have been, but that's not the same thing.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Ok, lemme get this straight:
I'm in the wrong for accusing you of something that is actually yours, but I thought wasn't as I'd seen something similar before.
You're in the wrong for accusing me of assuming you didn't take it, when I made the mistake on the basis of a similar thing being a viral image.

Sod this, beer?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:24, archived)
# There's no 'wrong' here, just a case of mistaken identity.
Ohh .. mine's a pint of Badger "Golden Glory"
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Much as I love a bit of pedanting,
you both know what the other means.

Shush.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:26, archived)
# awww
i don't even like dogs

/irrelevant
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:54, archived)
# I've seen that picture before
on graham norton...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:56, archived)
# was it a tattoo on his buttocks
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:18, archived)
# there's one in west london
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Bizarre.
I guess a funny idea is a funny idea...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Ummm...
Mecha Jeremy?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Transformers
Porno in disguise??
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:49, archived)
# the games world is totally messed up
you can run around and chop the shite out of people in games like GTA with full-on gore, but if you even hint of sex the parent brigade go up in arms
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:53, archived)
# That's because violence is a natural thing that has been around since the dawn of time,
whereas sex is some stupidness dreamt up by hippies in the 60s.

The ability to kill will serve our young ones much better than any knowledge of procreation.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:01, archived)
# If it's all the same to you
I'll still take the sex.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Ahhh! but those parents are all prudes
probably never had sex, they probably adopted their kids!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Got it!
Robotron!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Stusut79
You are wise in the ways of the outdated video game stu. perhaps i will let you shag my sister after all.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Thank you JinDod
You are truly gracious! However, I have no desire to commit such an act with your sister, for I am an uphill gardener. Thanks anyway!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:59, archived)
# haha
top reply
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Stusut79
please, she is handicapped and i've told her that 'santa is coming!'
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20, archived)
# ...
and he's wearing his 'angry hat'
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:21, archived)
# ROBOTRON
i love the 'already been done line' though.

Thanks

Happy bank holiday.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:53, archived)
# It's my first B3taday!!!



(Tomorrow...)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:44, archived)
# hurrah
congrats :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:47, archived)
# congratumalations! have some cake!
tomorrow
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:49, archived)
# You got 3 hours yet technically ;)
Bloody woo to the pic tho! :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:50, archived)
# yehar!
(tomorrow)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Huzzah.
Congratulations.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:51, archived)
# Splendid...Happy B3tday....have a Jaffa Cake.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Jaffa Kre!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Arf!
if only you could get them that size!!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:57, archived)
# *wanders closer*
*sniffs air*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Noon Jessie
You know it's only a matter of time!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Should've gone to SpecSavers!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Oh goody! A cleavage bandwagon

Just what I've always wanted!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Lovely
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:48, archived)
# meh
mine are better
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:53, archived)
# post proof!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:54, archived)
# no
that's what makes them special ;o)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:57, archived)
# you have special glasses?
;)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:59, archived)
# oh yes, very special
oh cock it, i've lost them
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:04, archived)
#
I think he was talking about your fingernails, luv.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:00, archived)
# I'd say "Prove it!"
But it's just so self-serving...


(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:55, archived)
# a 14 year old
can't possibly have breasts like that???
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:18, archived)
# no
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Who'd have thought.

It was Annie Lennox all along, eh?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Why does
that girl never open her eyes?!!
It disturbs me. *wibble-wibble*

woooo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:45, archived)
# an update for these modern times - have a fun bank holiday..
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:36, archived)
# woo!
now all we need is a plan to evacuate the motorways too
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:36, archived)
# haha
too true

anybody doing anything exciting for the bank holiday?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:37, archived)
# my 30th birthday party tomorrow
eek
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:38, archived)
# happy beforebirthday!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:40, archived)
# My 29th tomorrow!
Have a good one!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:41, archived)
# look at all* these birthdays!
happy birthday toooo yooooo toooo


*both
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:42, archived)
# 9 months after christmas
I wonder if that is relevant?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:44, archived)
# funny that
if you cound backwards from your birthday 9 months, you usually get some significant event - mine is my dad's birthday, my girlfriend's is her dad's birthday - weirdness.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Arf!
*counts back*

Arrgghh, my dads birthday is in may, which is a coinkidence.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Our moms did it with Santa?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:47, archived)
# merry birthday for tomorrow
remember, you'll probably live for at least twice as long as you already have, so live it up boyo
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Ooer - I'm 35 today!
Off to Dieppe in northern France tomorra for a few days.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:54, archived)
# happy birthday
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Ta!
I feel shenanagins of a French variety approaching - absinthe and Stella Artois!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:06, archived)
# I'm going to Saffron Walden
I shall mainly be drinking beer and taking
full advantage of the late license.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:42, archived)
# what's Saffron Walden?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:45, archived)
# it's a place in essex
best to stear clear of it.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:46, archived)
# lol...innit
they all say they are part of Cambridgeshire.

They lie
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:48, archived)
# if it's part of cambridgeshire then big johnny holmes can fuck me in the arse.
it's essex, get over it you and start lovin' it.

*essex boy born and bred, but now moved away*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:59, archived)
# ins't that
where that Jamie Oliver is from?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:54, archived)
# yep
nearby, he's from Clavering. His mum and dad run the cricketers grub pub
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:56, archived)
# do they
speak in feaux estury english accents as well?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:59, archived)
# They all work in the city
House prices are a bloody joke there
considering it's in the Chav county.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:08, archived)
# not really
i'm off out tonight for an evening of drinkign in one of those new fangled night clubs, tomorrow i shall mainly sit around watching TV in the mornign and drinking fine coffee then i've got some friends over for a BBQ and more drinking.

but i've got fuck all planned for monday.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:46, archived)
# haha!
and down they all come to brighton, hoo-blummin-rar
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:52, archived)
#

dunno

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Camillla's a lucky lady
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:37, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on there.
And I feel all the luckier for that ;)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:38, archived)
# I'm not sure either
bored, tired, lost the will to live work

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:39, archived)
# But you still have the will to drink I hope.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:42, archived)
# aaaargh goatse!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:39, archived)
# I thought that too
/wipes face with bleach.

No good, image still there.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:45, archived)
#
is that prince charles eating the insides out of a leopard?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha whaaa?!?!
looks like charles is being extracted from a horrible hole
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:47, archived)
# I'm not enjoying these modern cola flavours:
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:34, archived)
# nicely done
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:35, archived)
# now that I'd drink
anybody remember the chocolate flavour crisps walkers tried out?

Woo to both pics btw
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:36, archived)
# YES!
But nobody else does. They were rank anyway.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:37, archived)
# w00t!
1337 o'clock!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:38, archived)
# vanilla flavoured monster munch
they were horrible..
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:39, archived)
# I fucking loved them
it's charlatans like you who made them not make them proper like! *cries*

I seem to recall thinking they only tested them up north, would that fit with your geographical memory of chocolate crisps?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Well I am
in Scotland.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:40, archived)
# hedgehog flavoured crisps
those were the days
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:47, archived)
# oh!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:36, archived)
# that's class :)

woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Ace!

only marmite flavour could be worse!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:36, archived)
# seconded
°)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Yes they are awful
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:37, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:38, archived)
# tahts lurrrvly that is
I Woo you.
Popeye would however be the only customer.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:45, archived)
# nice!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Fanta was
designed for the third reich - 100% fact, Mark Thomas told me himself in person.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:49, archived)
# blimeh
what's Mark doing these days, I miss his tv shows
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:50, archived)
# That's
mighty impressive sir!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:52, archived)

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