*drum roll*
.............pnow pnow fneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
*runs*
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:25,
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*runs*
*answers phone*
erk, knicked!
*more running, though a little slower due to total lack of stamina*
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:28,
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*more running, though a little slower due to total lack of stamina*
It's ok, you can stop running.
I've been distracted by fast food and the possibility of tea. You're free!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:31,
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Not bad at all, ma'am.
Working from home today, so no trains, rain, bad coffee or enforced cricket-watching. Hurrah!
You?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:28,
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You?
Hurrah!
I'm ace, have the weekend off work (was supposed to be for Reading *sob*) So I'm making up for lost festivals, it's all been ace fun so far.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:30,
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Please
have you got a desktop sized pic of this. i would love this as my desktop.
[email protected]
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:54,
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[email protected]
indeed
fwaplicious
now i also see the used condoms box
kinda ruins it
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:16,
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now i also see the used condoms box
kinda ruins it
I can just see it now.
A bunch of wankers at a bus stop trying to drop their load before the bus gets there.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:17,
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i wish i was in london this morning for that.
i wonder how many tramps there were watching and playing pocket billiards?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:17,
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i wonder how many tramps there were watching and playing pocket billiards?
First
solid meal they'd had in weeks ;¬)
EDIT: ...or did you mean at the girls :¬)
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:24,
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EDIT: ...or did you mean at the girls :¬)
'Noon Wib
Would.
I am in SW tonight with Jacksonville. There might be a beer for you.
/Woo - I love teh johnny bin!!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20,
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I am in SW tonight with Jacksonville. There might be a beer for you.
/Woo - I love teh johnny bin!!
sarf o'the river at this time of night
you gotta be bleedin' crazy mate.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:24,
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The kidz are alright
Yeah - I'd forgotten about that in my frenzy to put fluffeh in harms way...!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:27,
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Hahaha
hahahahahahaah
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahhahahaha
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:32,
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hahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahhahahaha
Pearost
Clicky for huge
Is it rude to pearost just becuase i wasn't around to see the reply?
Any way, a question: who is going to the northern B3ta thingy next weekend?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:06,
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Clicky for huge
Is it rude to pearost just becuase i wasn't around to see the reply?
Any way, a question: who is going to the northern B3ta thingy next weekend?
Not me i'm afraid
unless someone wants to put up for plane tickets
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:07,
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Yeah
he just telefragged me on respawn... the git!
Woo to the pic! He didn't get any Impressives or Accuracy bonuses though, Gordon's such a llama! :-P
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:08,
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Woo to the pic! He didn't get any Impressives or Accuracy bonuses though, Gordon's such a llama! :-P
i wonder if this works
edit: hey! it worked!
yay first time using html to insert a picture in like 10 years.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:00,
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edit: hey! it worked!
yay first time using html to insert a picture in like 10 years.
since 1995!!
The internet wasn't even alive back then!!!...
...oh wait...
*feels old*
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:02,
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...oh wait...
*feels old*
fine maybe i exagerate a little
so it was more like... 6 years
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:03,
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I just can't
believe 1995 was 10 years ago!
I would comment on your pic but I don't get it, probably not played whatever it is.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:06,
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I would comment on your pic but I don't get it, probably not played whatever it is.
hahahahaha, "Floor it you slow bastard.....faster.....faster!" :D
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:56,
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I don't normally enjoy
hedgehogs and water sports (it's part of my bail conditions), but that's great!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:06,
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If it's "Ron Jeremy 64" (a'la Mario 64)
It's already been done.
TJ: Saw this sign in Canada:
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:51,
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TJ: Saw this sign in Canada:
Arf! Nice one :)
Edit: Needs another addition....
Guide Dogs: Look out for the big step!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:52,
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Guide Dogs: Look out for the big step!
Then
you saw it about four years ago and have been plugging it all over the internet ever since...
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:56,
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Nope
Snapped it on about August 3rd. Obviously someone got there first though. In a place called 'Deep Cove' on the north shore of Vancouver.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:00,
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^This
North Vancouver Bylaw 5981-11(i)
11.1 The Poundkeeper, where he has reason to believe that a dog, for which the licence fee for the current year has not been paid or which is not wearing a licence tag as herein provided or which has been seen running at large contrary to the provisions of this bylaw, has taken refuge on any premises, may seize such dog and may request the occupant of such premises to satisfy him that such licence fee has been paid and that the dog is wearing a licence tag, or to deliver such dog to him for impounding.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:00,
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11.1 The Poundkeeper, where he has reason to believe that a dog, for which the licence fee for the current year has not been paid or which is not wearing a licence tag as herein provided or which has been seen running at large contrary to the provisions of this bylaw, has taken refuge on any premises, may seize such dog and may request the occupant of such premises to satisfy him that such licence fee has been paid and that the dog is wearing a licence tag, or to deliver such dog to him for impounding.
Well yes, the facts are true, & I dont deny that you 'might' have taken it
but this is a viral pic, seen this before
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:07,
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Not this picture. You've seen a different viral image of the same real-world item.
I've got the original EXIF somewhere which will give time/date etc... (ie, about 3 1/2 weeks ago) if gonna accuse me of posting stuff that's not mine.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:16,
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I didn't say its not yours!!! Look up^^
I'm just saying it's been round the web a couple of times!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:17,
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You said "this is a viral pic"
No it's not. This image is mine and not the viral one you are talking about.
"I'm just saying it's been round the web a couple of times!"
And I am telling you that you're flat out 100% wrong. A very similar image of the same real world object may have been, but that's not the same thing.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20,
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"I'm just saying it's been round the web a couple of times!"
And I am telling you that you're flat out 100% wrong. A very similar image of the same real world object may have been, but that's not the same thing.
Ok, lemme get this straight:
I'm in the wrong for accusing you of something that is actually yours, but I thought wasn't as I'd seen something similar before.
You're in the wrong for accusing me of assuming you didn't take it, when I made the mistake on the basis of a similar thing being a viral image.
Sod this, beer?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:24,
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You're in the wrong for accusing me of assuming you didn't take it, when I made the mistake on the basis of a similar thing being a viral image.
Sod this, beer?
There's no 'wrong' here, just a case of mistaken identity.
Ohh .. mine's a pint of Badger "Golden Glory"
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:26,
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Much as I love a bit of pedanting,
you both know what the other means.
Shush.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:26,
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Shush.
the games world is totally messed up
you can run around and chop the shite out of people in games like GTA with full-on gore, but if you even hint of sex the parent brigade go up in arms
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:53,
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That's because violence is a natural thing that has been around since the dawn of time,
whereas sex is some stupidness dreamt up by hippies in the 60s.
The ability to kill will serve our young ones much better than any knowledge of procreation.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:01,
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The ability to kill will serve our young ones much better than any knowledge of procreation.
Ahhh! but those parents are all prudes
probably never had sex, they probably adopted their kids!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:01,
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Stusut79
You are wise in the ways of the outdated video game stu. perhaps i will let you shag my sister after all.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:54,
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Thank you JinDod
You are truly gracious! However, I have no desire to commit such an act with your sister, for I am an uphill gardener. Thanks anyway!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:59,
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Stusut79
please, she is handicapped and i've told her that 'santa is coming!'
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:20,
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ROBOTRON
i love the 'already been done line' though.
Thanks
Happy bank holiday.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:53,
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Thanks
Happy bank holiday.
You got 3 hours yet technically ;)
Bloody woo to the pic tho! :)
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:50,
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Why does
that girl never open her eyes?!!
It disturbs me. *wibble-wibble*
woooo!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:45,
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It disturbs me. *wibble-wibble*
woooo!
haha
too true
anybody doing anything exciting for the bank holiday?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:37,
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anybody doing anything exciting for the bank holiday?
look at all* these birthdays!
happy birthday toooo yooooo toooo
*both
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:42,
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*both
funny that
if you cound backwards from your birthday 9 months, you usually get some significant event - mine is my dad's birthday, my girlfriend's is her dad's birthday - weirdness.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:46,
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Arf!
*counts back*
Arrgghh, my dads birthday is in may, which is a coinkidence.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:48,
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Arrgghh, my dads birthday is in may, which is a coinkidence.
merry birthday for tomorrow
remember, you'll probably live for at least twice as long as you already have, so live it up boyo
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:41,
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Ooer - I'm 35 today!
Off to Dieppe in northern France tomorra for a few days.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:54,
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Ta!
I feel shenanagins of a French variety approaching - absinthe and Stella Artois!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:06,
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I'm going to Saffron Walden
I shall mainly be drinking beer and taking
full advantage of the late license.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:42,
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full advantage of the late license.
lol...innit
they all say they are part of Cambridgeshire.
They lie
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:48,
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They lie
if it's part of cambridgeshire then big johnny holmes can fuck me in the arse.
it's essex, get over it you and start lovin' it.
*essex boy born and bred, but now moved away*
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:59,
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*essex boy born and bred, but now moved away*
yep
nearby, he's from Clavering. His mum and dad run the cricketers grub pub
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:56,
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They all work in the city
House prices are a bloody joke there
considering it's in the Chav county.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:08,
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considering it's in the Chav county.
not really
i'm off out tonight for an evening of drinkign in one of those new fangled night clubs, tomorrow i shall mainly sit around watching TV in the mornign and drinking fine coffee then i've got some friends over for a BBQ and more drinking.
but i've got fuck all planned for monday.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:46,
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but i've got fuck all planned for monday.
I'm not sure what's going on there.
And I feel all the luckier for that ;)
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:38,
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I thought that too
/wipes face with bleach.
No good, image still there.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:45,
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No good, image still there.
hahaha whaaa?!?!
looks like charles is being extracted from a horrible hole
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:47,
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now that I'd drink
anybody remember the chocolate flavour crisps walkers tried out?
Woo to both pics btw
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:36,
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Woo to both pics btw
I fucking loved them
it's charlatans like you who made them not make them proper like! *cries*
I seem to recall thinking they only tested them up north, would that fit with your geographical memory of chocolate crisps?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:39,
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I seem to recall thinking they only tested them up north, would that fit with your geographical memory of chocolate crisps?
tahts lurrrvly that is
I Woo you.
Popeye would however be the only customer.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:44,
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Popeye would however be the only customer.
Fanta was
designed for the third reich - 100% fact, Mark Thomas told me himself in person.
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