Haha, bubble bobble. Or should it be fooking huuuuuge bubble bobble
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:32,
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yes it was so addictive
the last few levels with the fast whales made players spack
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:42,
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that is how
Pacman was invented, someone took a slice of pizza
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:46,
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Nope
It was the developer watching two children playing with a beach ball*
*100% of FACT!**
**really
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:49,
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*100% of FACT!**
**really
This exists in real life
Pac Man Cafe in Orlando FL does this. It actually exists.
usually www.pacmancafe.com but it's down.
Some info at www.icwhen.com/cafe/
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Sat 27 Aug 2005, 22:11,
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usually www.pacmancafe.com but it's down.
Some info at www.icwhen.com/cafe/
why bribe the police
when you can hack your way through with a machetti knife??
i mean, 6 shots dont kill in GTA!
HOOAH
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:21,
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i mean, 6 shots dont kill in GTA!
HOOAH
looks like westminster
in which case he's facing ENE, not SW as indicated by the map. Looks like the goverment got shafted by another incompetent IT consultancy.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:21,
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er, I've never met either.
Artie's fictional. Kinda like Bush.
I wish....
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:20,
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I wish....
You can't lose
Get tugging people the worst that can happen is you lose your vision!
/wanks like a monkey
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:27,
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/wanks like a monkey
Please, no unshopped photos.
Edit: forgot to woo you, sir. Woo!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:08,
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Edit: forgot to woo you, sir. Woo!
.
try ctrl-reloading; I pressed return instead of clicking the preview button and it posted my typo. sorry. IDEA: perhaps form should default to preview instead of "post this message"?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:12,
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That ape's too intelligent looking.
You need something a lot dumber.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:21,
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a colony of dancing insects
and stuff like that
edit: please excuse, this is the first time i've replied to this. and i was first!
*feels special*
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:04,
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edit: please excuse, this is the first time i've replied to this. and i was first!
*feels special*
ooohh Bond
Kat as a bond girl :)
or
a vampire nurse*
*I may have had a blood test today
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:04,
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or
a vampire nurse*
*I may have had a blood test today
Kat caught in the act of applying lipstick
whilst bent over to check the results in her dressing table mirror...
so we get the simultaneous pleasure of her cute tush and a mirror peek at her cleavage!
Giggety giggety....
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:10,
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so we get the simultaneous pleasure of her cute tush and a mirror peek at her cleavage!
Giggety giggety....
ning sir!
BTW, you should officially sign yourself up for the bash in the calendar! Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on etc. :)
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:07,
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isn't there
a newsletter due about now?
has anyone heard of the 'Leningrad Cowboys'?
if not do a google image search (trust me)
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:05,
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has anyone heard of the 'Leningrad Cowboys'?
if not do a google image search (trust me)
Kat eating a Texan bar.
I had fifteen arrive in the post this morning and I am now very happy.
I am now, also, diabetic.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:08,
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I am now, also, diabetic.
fifteen. blimey.
I just had some licorice and I'm diabetic. A bad diabetic though.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:10,
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You'd need to say away from these bastards.
They're almost total suger :)
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:14,
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Sexy Egyptian Mummy Totty
Emerging from her Sexophagus and displaying her pert pyramids.
... Matron.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:09,
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... Matron.
tim bisley
as played by simon pegg
two conversations happening at once
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:25,
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two conversations happening at once
ah
you've not seen the TV show Spaced
http://www.spaced-out.org.uk/episode-guides/series-one/unofficial/index.shtml
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:33,
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http://www.spaced-out.org.uk/episode-guides/series-one/unofficial/index.shtml
Sh*thouse
animatorygoricalish* gif please
*may not be an actual word yet but give it time...
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:10,
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*may not be an actual word yet but give it time...
best band ever.
woo to your name sir/lady.
'ksocks i read it wrong but its close enough and i got me misty eyed ya-yas
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:16,
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'ksocks i read it wrong but its close enough and i got me misty eyed ya-yas
I'm definitely named after
Dr Teeth's funktastic band. I just changed a letter here & there in case of copyright!
Yay, someone else who remembers when 'muppet' didn't mean idiot...
you do realise this ages us a bit, don't you?
edit - Actually Mr Jack - there's an idea - draw some "misty eyed ya-yas" please.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:22,
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Yay, someone else who remembers when 'muppet' didn't mean idiot...
you do realise this ages us a bit, don't you?
edit - Actually Mr Jack - there's an idea - draw some "misty eyed ya-yas" please.
sometimes i read my own posts and don't understand myself.
must be the age.
also ^this^yes^
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:32,
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also ^this^yes^
Mmm - Misty Thicket indeed.
...reminds me of something, but I just can't put my finger on it.
Probably because of the restraining order. :-(
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:27,
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Probably because of the restraining order. :-(
Do Simon Pegg (ala Shaun of the Dead) fighting the denezins!
:D
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:28,
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secretary Kat
taking a ditation/shorthand
no innuendo intended
much
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:36,
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no innuendo intended
much
Compo: Money would be easy to get hold of...
"Look at all this paper!"
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52,
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"Look at all this paper!"
I
had no idea the `world without shadows` was this weeks challenge.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:57,
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Much harder in real life
You've actually got to go through their pockets. And that's difficult with all the blood.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:59,
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just cut their trousers off and shove 'em in a binbag.
Not only are they dead, they're all nekkid and embarrassed! HA!
/evil
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:02,
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/evil
It's a corporate outrage!
I've just discovered that Maynards, evil purveyors of limp-wristed soft wine gums for ponces, have bought out Lions, makers of fine, rock-hard jellies for men:
And what's the first thing they do having got their rapacious mitts on Lions? They change the black ones from lovely licquorice to bloody blackcurrant flavour. You can just see the focus group, can't you? "Ooooh, as a screaming ponce I find the black ones a bit much; if only they tasted of a child's soft drink I'd be much happier la la la" and some imbicile in a suit nodding and making a mark on a clipboard. IT'S AN OUTRAGE! And the worst of it? Where was the media coverage of this takeover? If some company making plastic weevil-collars merges with another company making the holes for washers then bloody Declan Curry's banging on about it for weeks. Look at all the fuss over sodding Rover - a fourth-rate maker of crappy cars stuck in the 1940s and watching the news you'd think the Martians had landed or something. But when a British company that makes something truely great gets taken over, not a blimmin' peep! I ask you, what's this country coming to? Eh? EH?
It'll be American footballs and ice hockey pucks in the Sports Mixture next, mark my words.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50,
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And what's the first thing they do having got their rapacious mitts on Lions? They change the black ones from lovely licquorice to bloody blackcurrant flavour. You can just see the focus group, can't you? "Ooooh, as a screaming ponce I find the black ones a bit much; if only they tasted of a child's soft drink I'd be much happier la la la" and some imbicile in a suit nodding and making a mark on a clipboard. IT'S AN OUTRAGE! And the worst of it? Where was the media coverage of this takeover? If some company making plastic weevil-collars merges with another company making the holes for washers then bloody Declan Curry's banging on about it for weeks. Look at all the fuss over sodding Rover - a fourth-rate maker of crappy cars stuck in the 1940s and watching the news you'd think the Martians had landed or something. But when a British company that makes something truely great gets taken over, not a blimmin' peep! I ask you, what's this country coming to? Eh? EH?
It'll be American footballs and ice hockey pucks in the Sports Mixture next, mark my words.
I can;t enjoy my food
unless you commment :(
www.b3ta.com/board/5051579
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:58,
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www.b3ta.com/board/5051579
Licquorice is fucking horrid
when combined with jelly sweets.
Licquorice has place in allsorts or sherbet fountains, not jelly gum things.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:53,
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Licquorice has place in allsorts or sherbet fountains, not jelly gum things.
HA!
That was you on the focus group, and I claim my five pounds.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:54,
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"That was a higly articulate outburst Vivian...
I just hope they're not watching!"
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:53,
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I agree
i always loved the black ones :(
Isn't Pruple the traditional colour for Blackcurrant? IT'S AN OUTRAGE!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:55,
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Isn't Pruple the traditional colour for Blackcurrant? IT'S AN OUTRAGE!
It's weird
the colours that sweet companies make us believe fruits are.
Also, the flavours are a bit off, too: ever tasted a banana that in any way resembles banana milkshake?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:00,
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Also, the flavours are a bit off, too: ever tasted a banana that in any way resembles banana milkshake?
Banana milkshake flavour is a very special flavour.
it's how bananas ought to taste.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:07,
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Salty as hell
It'll rip your tongue apart. And quite addictive.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:12,
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Not really
I use both. Or used, until i got married...
my wife wouldn't kiss me when I had a mouth full of tobacco and soda
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:21,
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my wife wouldn't kiss me when I had a mouth full of tobacco and soda
Anyone seen John Carpenter's "They Live"?
I think this advert got missed out...
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47,
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I think this advert got missed out...
Christ.
I was sat on the train this morning thinking that I must get that on DVD. Talk about long-range mindpiss.
Woo!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:48,
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Woo!
I've got it on dvd - excellent film
"I came here to kick ass or chew gum, and I'm all out of gum!"
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:01,
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Great film
I totally ripped it off for my student film a few years ago... and no one noticed.
The heathens.
OBEY
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:16,
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The heathens.
OBEY
yr going down
I made similar error once with a 'my girl' realistic love toy, funny but frowned upon...
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52,
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pffft
nice sourcepic didn't know rabbits went to see football matches
WOO..(and hull too)
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50,
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WOO..(and hull too)
he
is just doing his very popular Kenneth Williams impression...`ohhh matron`
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:53,
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:(
you could have the shit kicked out of you if anyone who saw this found out who you are.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:08,
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WEH-HEH-HEH-HEEEEEH-Y-EH-Y-ELL
that's quite 'arf' really, innit?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:43,
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twas my favourite game when I was a young'un
Sorry, I have no hummus.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:37,
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Sorry, I have no hummus.
crudely drawn cock-rocket!
or very well drawn launch tower, drawn around your horribly deformed penis
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