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# Penn's forehead
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] °)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
...no sausagebird? :o(
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:31, archived)
# just for you then
press f5
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Haha, bubble bobble. Or should it be fooking huuuuuge bubble bobble
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:32, archived)
# love bubble bobble :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:34, archived)
# yes it was so addictive
the last few levels with the fast whales made players spack
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] there is always a slice missing
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha woo
Edit: That pizza looks like a cake..hmmm
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:29, archived)
# brilliant
we have a winner
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo! Yay!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:36, archived)
# that is how
Pacman was invented, someone took a slice of pizza
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Nope
It was the developer watching two children playing with a beach ball*

*100% of FACT!**

**really
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:49, archived)
# apparently not
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:04, archived)
# you are too clever
WOO
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:48, archived)
# This exists in real life
Pac Man Cafe in Orlando FL does this. It actually exists.

usually www.pacmancafe.com but it's down.

Some info at www.icwhen.com/cafe/
(, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 22:11, archived)
# lemmings bandwagon
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Oh noes!
woo.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Ha!
Shouldn't that be "Oh! No more Osama"?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn! So close...
...another 2AM sleepting time.

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:25, archived)
# haha
Take out the interviewer for bonus points!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:27, archived)
# haha
Oh, if only.....
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Pffffft!
Woot!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] police have a much easier job of catching people
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Where is a police bribe
when you need one?!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:17, archived)
# why bribe the police
when you can hack your way through with a machetti knife??

i mean, 6 shots dont kill in GTA!

HOOAH
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)
# sniggers
*feels guilty*

sniggers again
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)
# looks like westminster
in which case he's facing ENE, not SW as indicated by the map. Looks like the goverment got shafted by another incompetent IT consultancy.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)
# /pedant
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:25, archived)
# pedAnt
please
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:26, archived)
# haha a ninja edit there by me
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:26, archived)
# hah!
Splendid.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

sorry bout lack of hummus...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:15, archived)
#
Mmmm, crunchy frog...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)
#



Getting old's not all bad.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:13, archived)
# heh
heh heh heh
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Very woosome, sir!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Should have gone to Specsavers...
Can't wait to get old now!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha!
Woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:14, archived)
# haha!

is it a coincidence that Artie looks like Rik?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:15, archived)
# er, I've never met either.
Artie's fictional. Kinda like Bush.


I wish....
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:20, archived)
# this is him and Mr Hat
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Ooh! Lully
...yet seamless!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:29, archived)
# I met Reckless Rik once...
dunno if he'll remember me though.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:52, archived)
# You can't lose
Get tugging people the worst that can happen is you lose your vision!

/wanks like a monkey
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm - Aren't computer games real?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Woo sir!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Please, no unshopped photos.

Edit: forgot to woo you, sir. Woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Right!


Edit: forgot to woo the pic, of course. Woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)
# :'o(
i got a redex

edit: thats better ahah woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:10, archived)
# .
try ctrl-reloading; I pressed return instead of clicking the preview button and it posted my typo. sorry. IDEA: perhaps form should default to preview instead of "post this message"?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:12, archived)
# I think
you are giving El Presidente too much credit there...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Hahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:20, archived)
# That ape's too intelligent looking.
You need something a lot dumber.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)
# ..

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:02, archived)
# a colony of dancing insects
and stuff like that
edit: please excuse, this is the first time i've replied to this. and i was first!
*feels special*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:04, archived)
#
nnnnngg
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:07, archived)
# mnnnngh!
etc
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)
# MMNNNNNNNGGGGHHH!!!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:14, archived)
#
*slaps repeatedly*

SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Sorry
That was my boss' words.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Almost sounds like he's trying to say
"Classic Minge Time"

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:24, archived)
# ooohh Bond
Kat as a bond girl :)
or
a vampire nurse*

*I may have had a blood test today
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Kat caught in the act of applying lipstick
whilst bent over to check the results in her dressing table mirror...

so we get the simultaneous pleasure of her cute tush and a mirror peek at her cleavage!



Giggety giggety....
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:10, archived)
# ^^ This
With nobs on!



Edit:: Not on Kat I mean!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:15, archived)
# a cat
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:04, archived)
# I think I had a dream about babs last night *rubs thighs*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:06, archived)
# ning sir!
BTW, you should officially sign yourself up for the bash in the calendar! Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on etc. :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Oh, you already have.
/spaz
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# *smug grin*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Is it finished yet?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:04, archived)
# isn't there
a newsletter due about now?

has anyone heard of the 'Leningrad Cowboys'?
if not do a google image search (trust me)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Now that's some funky hairdos man.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# yeah I saw them play here in Prague

really fun concert
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Morris dancing pelicans, please.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
This^^^^
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Hello squire!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# a character called
Flange McBiscuits

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:07, archived)
# triangles of doom
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Or ovals of glee, whichever.
:¬)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:10, archived)
# mmmm
indeedy
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:11, archived)
#
something super evil
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Kat eating a Texan bar.
I had fifteen arrive in the post this morning and I am now very happy.

I am now, also, diabetic.

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# fifteen. blimey.
I just had some licorice and I'm diabetic. A bad diabetic though.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:10, archived)
# You'd need to say away from these bastards.
They're almost total suger :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:14, archived)
# ooo
will avoid those then
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:17, archived)
# An eMac having an orgasm
As Kat plays with its mouse.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Sexy Egyptian Mummy Totty
Emerging from her Sexophagus and displaying her pert pyramids.



... Matron.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)
# A Simon Bisley painting just sprung to mind......
...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:11, archived)
# ^^
THIS


"I know you, you're a massive W*nker"
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)
# tim
/edit/ simon pegg..





(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:23, archived)
# ?
I know Pegg, but what's his connection with Bisley?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:24, archived)
# tim bisley
as played by simon pegg





two conversations happening at once
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Nope....
....you've lost me.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:30, archived)
# ah
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Sh*thouse
animatorygoricalish* gif please

*may not be an actual word yet but give it time...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:10, archived)
# best band ever.
woo to your name sir/lady.

'ksocks i read it wrong but its close enough and i got me misty eyed ya-yas
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:16, archived)
# I'm definitely named after
Dr Teeth's funktastic band. I just changed a letter here & there in case of copyright!

Yay, someone else who remembers when 'muppet' didn't mean idiot...

you do realise this ages us a bit, don't you?

edit - Actually Mr Jack - there's an idea - draw some "misty eyed ya-yas" please.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)
# sometimes i read my own posts and don't understand myself.
must be the age.

also ^this^yes^
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:32, archived)
# a nicer_er_er pair of these being worn for some reason
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:20, archived)
# marilyn monroe:

from a more chaste time...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Mmm - Misty Thicket indeed.
...reminds me of something, but I just can't put my finger on it.

Probably because of the restraining order. :-(

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Do Simon Pegg (ala Shaun of the Dead) fighting the denezins!
:D
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:28, archived)
# secretary Kat
taking a ditation/shorthand

no innuendo intended

much
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo: Money would be easy to get hold of...

"Look at all this paper!"
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Woo!
Seamless!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:54, archived)
# BIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:56, archived)
# I
had no idea the `world without shadows` was this weeks challenge.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Dead people
don't cast shadows, everyone knows this...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:59, archived)
# arf! this^
nice picceh.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Much harder in real life
You've actually got to go through their pockets. And that's difficult with all the blood.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:59, archived)
# just cut their trousers off and shove 'em in a binbag.
Not only are they dead, they're all nekkid and embarrassed! HA!

/evil
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:02, archived)
# It's a corporate outrage!
I've just discovered that Maynards, evil purveyors of limp-wristed soft wine gums for ponces, have bought out Lions, makers of fine, rock-hard jellies for men:

And what's the first thing they do having got their rapacious mitts on Lions? They change the black ones from lovely licquorice to bloody blackcurrant flavour. You can just see the focus group, can't you? "Ooooh, as a screaming ponce I find the black ones a bit much; if only they tasted of a child's soft drink I'd be much happier la la la" and some imbicile in a suit nodding and making a mark on a clipboard. IT'S AN OUTRAGE! And the worst of it? Where was the media coverage of this takeover? If some company making plastic weevil-collars merges with another company making the holes for washers then bloody Declan Curry's banging on about it for weeks. Look at all the fuss over sodding Rover - a fourth-rate maker of crappy cars stuck in the 1940s and watching the news you'd think the Martians had landed or something. But when a British company that makes something truely great gets taken over, not a blimmin' peep! I ask you, what's this country coming to? Eh? EH?

It'll be American footballs and ice hockey pucks in the Sports Mixture next, mark my words.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
# waaaah mummy!!....words and stuff
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha
funniest first reply ever
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:56, archived)
# aren't they the vile ones which taste of noxious chemicals?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Maynards are
Yes
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Yeah
but licquorice is 'orrible.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:57, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52, archived)
# I can;t enjoy my food
unless you commment :(

www.b3ta.com/board/5051579
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Eat up my son!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Licquorice is fucking horrid
when combined with jelly sweets.
Licquorice has place in allsorts or sherbet fountains, not jelly gum things.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:53, archived)
# HA!
That was you on the focus group, and I claim my five pounds.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:54, archived)
# "That was a higly articulate outburst Vivian...
I just hope they're not watching!"
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:53, archived)
# I agree
i always loved the black ones :(

Isn't Pruple the traditional colour for Blackcurrant? IT'S AN OUTRAGE!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:55, archived)
# It's weird
the colours that sweet companies make us believe fruits are.

Also, the flavours are a bit off, too: ever tasted a banana that in any way resembles banana milkshake?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Banana milkshake flavour is a very special flavour.
it's how bananas ought to taste.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:07, archived)
# the Swedes have some licorice that will make your toes curl

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:59, archived)
#
can't live without it!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Heheheh
salty, yes?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Salty as hell
It'll rip your tongue apart. And quite addictive.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:12, archived)
# worse than snus (however you spell it)?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Not really
I use both. Or used, until i got married...
my wife wouldn't kiss me when I had a mouth full of tobacco and soda
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:21, archived)
# hmmm
it's salty
i quite like it
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun to death yet?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Compo It!
Compo it hard!

A-Woo-gah!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Oops
cheers
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Ouch ouch ouch ...
So why am I laughing so much :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
# W/Y/H
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# hahahah
w/y/h!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# hhhahahaha!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:56, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:57, archived)
# leg
endarily crass/good
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:01, archived)
# Anyone seen John Carpenter's "They Live"?


I think this advert got missed out...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Christ.
I was sat on the train this morning thinking that I must get that on DVD. Talk about long-range mindpiss.

Woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:48, archived)
# I've got it on dvd - excellent film
"I came here to kick ass or chew gum, and I'm all out of gum!"
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:01, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
# very true
well deserved WOOage to your advertising abilities
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
oh so true (unfortunately)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Great film
I totally ripped it off for my student film a few years ago... and no one noticed.

The heathens.

OBEY
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Quick and Nasty
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# erm...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:48, archived)
# This.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Dont worry
I live in Hull
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
# yr going down
I made similar error once with a 'my girl' realistic love toy, funny but frowned upon...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52, archived)
# I'm so sorry for you
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:53, archived)
# pffft
nice sourcepic didn't know rabbits went to see football matches
WOO..(and hull too)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
# he
is just doing his very popular Kenneth Williams impression...`ohhh matron`
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:53, archived)
# this
or might be terry schiavo
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:56, archived)
# :/
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# david
gives this two mitch buchanan thumbs up
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:03, archived)
# :(
you could have the shit kicked out of you if anyone who saw this found out who you are.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:08, archived)
# do people call you bj?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Ignore the naysayers,
I know I LOLed
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Hmmm.
I didn't even know you could still get Subbuteo.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:27, archived)
# hmmm..... feels.. slightly ..anticlimatic .somehow
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:45, archived)
# burn it
burn it HARD!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)
# but its soo cute
fuffy alien!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# comedy
baby alien

*wants one*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Leisure Suit Peter!


The greasy old bugger!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:41, archived)
# but
it still says Larry on the pic.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:45, archived)
# I'll get my man to wash your kit
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:41, archived)
# WEH-HEH-HEH-HEEEEEH-Y-EH-Y-ELL
that's quite 'arf' really, innit?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] twas my favourite game when I was a young'un


Sorry, I have no hummus.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:37, archived)
# cock rocket blast off?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# crudely drawn cock-rocket!
or very well drawn launch tower, drawn around your horribly deformed penis
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Haha
filename check!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)

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